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2021

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world may be insane, people may have lost their fucking minds and believe all this bullshit on every fucking level instead of just living their own damn simple fucking lie…

For whatever reason think that they are the main character of some sort of shitty fucking movie because that’s how narcissism works….real life has been replaced with the idea of this virtual life…where they have an audience…and have decided they have to take these controversial positions on different issues, to get heard or noticed, instead of being indifferent. So we’ve got people divided or nonsense they actually don’t care about, never cared about, but thanks to the internet love to fight about….it’s just dumb people trying to have a battle of wits with other dumb people…when we should all just be jerking off to each other like the porno generation has taught us to do….and if we hate people, let’s go back to hating the individual and not reducing them down to some specific group, because it’s more fun to hate an individual than to hate some group of people….

In conclusion….I wonder what having an audience feels like….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Paige Spiranac Compared Steelers RB Najee Harris’ Stiff Arm to Dodging Dick Pics
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Beyonce’s Huge Boobs Being Pushed Out in Corset
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Girl on Train Doing Weird Shit With her pantis
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Cowboys Fans Beat the Crap Out of Each Other Outside of SoFi, End Up in the Water
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Some Girls Posing in Fields…
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Man Gives Away $10,000 To People Using Subscriber Comments
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Hot Food Turns into Feces
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Best News Ever – Amy Schumer Can’t Reproduce
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Model Raquel Dominique Posing Nude in Rivers!
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Leopard Tries To Attack Man, Tiger Saves Him
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Cam Sluts are Great and Here are Some Cam Sluts….
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2021

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may be sitting on a sinking ship, which is a bit of an overshot, I mean this is hardly a ship, maybe an imaginary one I play with in the bathtub when I can’t get my impotent dick hard…so I pretend we’re lost at sea with my balls….let’s say we’re more a dinghy found in the dumpster that we’ve managed to duct tape together….but yeah…the captain should always go down with the ship, which in this case is more a piece of styrofoam that fell into the sewage treatment plant from an amazon package….that I slipped and fell asleep on….

BUT EITHER WAY…this is the ARK that I’ve BUILT….and I’ll die with it….

So in the meantime….here’s the stepLINKS of the day….

In conclusion, I have never garnered enough of the confidence of a girl to admit to me that she’s got a fecal fetish….so either no girls I have ever met have had or currently have a fecal fetish…or they do, but don’t privy me to that sort of information which would be unfortunate…since I thought we were friends…

Today’s pick-up line of the day is to ask any girls in your life if they get off to feces, and if so, is it the shitting on or being shitted on they like best….maybe they’re like those feminists who are so into their periods that they rub them all over themselves…there’s even been girls who have done that with their miscarriages….but I figure feces is fire more vile…..

Maybe start by asking the German girls in your life, I think their people invented that shit, and you don’t have to come across as a racist like if you were to ask the Japanese people in your life, since German fecal-philiacs could be of ANY race, color, ethnicity….even Japanese…so it’s a safe starting point…

Bella Hadid Has an Oral Fixation
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Boxers Mikaela Mayer and Ginny Fuchs Had a Sunday Funday in Thogns
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Olivia Culpo is On the Beach!
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This Best Slut on the Train
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Weird Panty on the Train Removal Video
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Dude and is Guns
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Lottie Moss – Hot and Sheer
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Emmy Red Carpet Looks
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Hailey Bieber is Hot in a Bikini on Vacation
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WWE Superstar Carmella Showed Off Her Confidence at Smackdown
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Joy Corrigan’s Got a New Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens is Ready for Halloween
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Britt McHenry is Back on the Sidelines Looking Good
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Khloe Kardashian in Mesh
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Alex Daddario’s Bikini Top!
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Paris Hilton at Fashion Week
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Lindsey Pelas in a Racy Outift
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These Influencers are Daring as Fuck
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Ariana Grande is Cowgirl Barbie
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Texas Mother, Who Has Not Had Anal Sex, Tells School Board She Doesn’t Want Her Children Learning About It
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Topless Model and her Houseplants
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Kendall Jenner Thong Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in a Tight Mini Dress
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Mel C (Sporty Spice) Has a New Dance Track
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10 Signs You’re an Introvert
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IG Model Madisynn Whisler Supporting Her Rams in Nothing But an Aaron Donald Jersey and Knee High Boots
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7 Harsh Harry Potter Realities
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A Collection of Fascinating Photos
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Norm Macdonald’s Dennis Miller Appearance in 1998
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Russian Prankster Drops Gun in Front of Police
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Always Wear a Helmet
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Fans in the West Virginia Student Section Got into a Wild Brawl
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Amy Schumer Gets Uterus Removed
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Waitress Avoids a Spill
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Embarrassing Calls in Public Prank
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Delivery Driver Gets Boxed In
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Kate Upton Bounces Around During Pool Workout
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Jean Smart Gets a Stnading Ovation
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Parking a Race Car at an Expired Meter
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Lyft Driver mad when Told to go Speed Limit
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USC’s Team Plane Tipped Backwards on the Tarmac
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Friday Actor Shot Dead
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Motorcyclist Escapes 125 KM/H Crash
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Two Music Loving Geese
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Her Kitchen is Too Small and She Catches on Fire….
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot on a Hike
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Nude Model Monica Gets Tropical
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Gear for Everyday Carry
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Olympic Hero
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This Dude Has Not Taken a Weapon’s Safety Course
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College Babe Does Handstands
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Joan Collins Gets 2 Pricks at Once…
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CAM SLUTS ARE THE BEST SLUTS FOR LONERS LIKE ME
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Diane Kruger in a Swimsuit
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Hayden Panettiere in SHorts
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Everything You NEed to See EMMY
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Margaret Qualley in a Photoshoot
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Alex Scott in a Swimsuit
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Olivia Culpo’s Half Naked Photoshoot
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Elsa Hosk is Perfect for Lingerie Shoot
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Lauren Cohan in Bathing Suits
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Lucy Hale in Shorts
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Ashley Greene Shopping
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Kate Upton in Aspen
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Kaia Gerber – Skinny in Jeans
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Kaley Cuoco Cleavage!
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Panties to the Side – Dildo In
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Caught Fucking Compilation
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Hot Towel Dropper
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girl in Lingerie has a Dildo
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This Dick Comes with a Cupholder
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Big Tits with Pasties in the Shower
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Hot Nude Model!
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Big Dildo Rider
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So Crazy Would You Hit It
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3 Naked Chicks Together
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SO MUCH BOOTY
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Tinder Hook-Up Sex Tape
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Slow Motion Squirt
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4 WTF was that Moments
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Squirt in Cup then Drink It
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Scumbag of the Week
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AMateur Sex Tape
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Two Fingers In
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40 People Having a Shitty Day
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Big Lesbians with a Strap On
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Squirting in Leggings
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Mental Mondays
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PANTIES!
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Amateur Dick in Ass
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More Wet Leggings
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Pretty Wet
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ALL AMERICAN MILF
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Sluts on the BBQ
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Squirt and Spread
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Big Tits in the Woods
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Clear Dildo
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Shower Beers
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Hot Naked Chick By the Xmas Tree
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Gabbie Gets Fucked from All the Angles
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2021

Sep

Bella Hadid Bikini Tits of the Day

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I’ve been pretty consistent on calling Bella Hadid a butterface thanks to her hard features that always weirded me out like they were transgender or botched face injections since nothing we see is real and since it is normalized to surgery up all these girls into no longer being natural beautiful…

BUT today, I’ve decided she’s hot bodied, in this bikini, and her face looks less like a dude about to go bowling, and more like the instagram model she is…

So, there is a silver lining to every cloud, a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, and occasionally, an overhyped influencer that has packaged herself as a high fashion model, and is used to push product onto her fans that they can neither afford nor need, and brands like sales agents helping their bottom line, no matter what they look like….can live up to her hot body…and this is that time…

The only funny thing about it is the sexual pose like shit is a cheesy porno shoot…but it is the porn generation as much as it is the influencer generation and the two obviously overlap.

I am trying to say this is her best work…whether it’s an IG filter or not…so Ill just end it before going into why she has pantie s on under her bikini cuz my only assumption is to catch the drips…

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2021

Sep

Halsey Bolt Ons of the Day

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I think Halsey recently had a kid, so her bolt on tits are currently full of milk, making them exceptionally larger than they were when she first bought them….and I guess when you breed, even when you’re a popstar, it is only natural for you to assume the role of wife who has been married 20 years, going to the mall for a boudoir shoot to keep her husband happy now that they’ve given up…you know since everything is moving faster and faster 20 year marriages have turned into 12 month relationships where 9 months of it was spent knocked the fuck up thanks to a good old fashioned creampie because it makes the relationship feel more romantic, more intimate, when everyone’s an oversexed freak…

Then again, I know nothing about Halsey and maybe her middle aged mom in her 40s boudoir shoot from the mall in the 90s…like that episode of Roseanne all those years ago…which forever traumatized me before realizing that ladies who looked like Roseanne were the key players in amateur internet porn for a solid 15 years before hot chicks realized they could be naked on the internet and it would only improve their lives taking away from those early adopters because people into amateur nudes were able to jerk off to hot chicks instead of 40 year old moms…

ANYWAY…Halsey the mom’s got big tits that she paid for some of, got cummed in for the rest of….and that’s all I have to say about that..

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2021

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s Medical Worker Mondays…which is a day when I used to call medical workers disgusting for running a nude picture business out of their hospital jobs during a pandemic…when people were dying, they were exposing their vagina to all the viruses…but that was when society was calling them all medical heroes, frontline heroes, making parades for them…it was all very theatrical…and when I saw them using that hype to get dudes who felt guilty they weren’t doing their part to support those who were doing their part…in some sick cash grab….I thought the worst of them…but still liked that they were naked…

In recent months, at least around here, the medical workers, around 20,000 of them, are being laid off or fired after years of service because they aren’t getting the shots mandated by the government or their bosses….

So now, I realize they were just being smart to line up a future career when the same people who called them heroes turned their back on them for not following their lead or doing what they were told to do with their own bodies….even though, with the fat enough tip, you can probably tell them all kinds of things they can do with their own bodies to make your user experience as their customer a better one.

Hospitals gross me out, people who work in hospitals probably get grossed out by hospitals, just not enough to rub their vaginas and assholes on the floors…so maybe life as a nude content creator on the internet will be more fulfilling than saving or helping save lives…you know because it makes for a better contribution to society now that we all live behind screens….until you need to go to the hospital and find no one working cuz they’re all spreading their asses for money instead….but who cares about any of that when we’ve got nudes…especially knee deep in a pandemic!

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2021

Sep

Jordyn Jones Thong of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a child reality star from a child dance reality show which is weird as shit and every time I write out that she was on a child dancing show I get creeped the fuck out. Who is watching that shit? Let’s hope little old ladies who either never had kids and always wanted kids, therefore they have a love for seeing kids in action….or little old ladies who have had kids and remember their kids being the best times of their lives…you see people like that in the park overly excited by children but not in a creepy way, but in a sad, they are almost dead and reflecting on their life way…

Point being, she’s all grown up now, and posts pics of her pulling her pants down on social media, you know because dance reality shows at any age aren’t really a lucrative career, sure you can do the influencer work, but when you peak at 10…and the market is pretty saturated with other influencers and reality stars from actual reality shows people watched…your options remain “SELL NUDES”…which can also be lucrative, but seems to also be reducing themselves to the objectified, sexual object, they all protest and claim they don’t want to be…but who am I to complain…NOT the moral police here….just keep up the momentum with the nudes since we can never have enough shamelessness in a given day when said shamelessness isn’t fat chicks being shameless because they’ve been brainwashed to think they are like hot chicks, equality, or inclusivity, or too many affirmations that they don’t realize the nudie game should be reserved for the hotties trying to get paid…it doesn’t need to be FOR EVERYONE..

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2021

Sep

Miley Cyrus Ass of the Day

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I just did a Noah Cyrus post and it would be unfair to Miley if I didn’t outshine Noah’s under titty, nipple covered with an emoji, in what look like a huge pair of skimpy panties pulled up to her neck….because Miley’s the real star of the family and as much as the sister tries her best, Miley’s out there helping her promote and do her thing, more out of sympathy than out of thinking there will ever be a time that Noah outshines her…and if there was, Miley would probably be happy about it, because she’s already made so much stupid money and the whole celebrity thing seems exhausting….so she could pass off the torch…maybe Miley encouraging Noah is just to take some of the pressure off Miley, so taht she can go back to the simple things like masturbating on her money all day.

ANYWAY, Miley is a revolutionary, if you consider the trendwatchers at Disney turning her into a TUMBLR girl, which is where the nudes used to be posted up, revolutionary. I do…because I know once Miley did it, droves of women around her age hopped onto the “SHOW MY CUNT ON THE INTERNET” because the whole future self thing disappeared….since getting naked on the internet is thrilling…or must be thrilling for the girls involved and the pervs like me jacking off to it.

The point is, Miley’s on stage, pulling her skirt up, showing her ass in thigh highs, and this kind of thing is what I’d want to smother me until cardiac arrest…you know if we’re all going to die from our lungs being blown out…my make a wish foundation request is that my lungs get blown out by Miley’s ass…DISNEY ARE YOU LISTENING…let’s make my final moments the true happiest place on earth….just make sure you don’t swap Miley out for a Drag Queen Miley Impersonator…cuz that will ruin my suffocating on her ass vision and turn it all into a very gay, testicle filled, nightmare…I probably deserve…

Let’s hope no one is dying here, but if you were to die, do it to Miley’s ass, it’s great.

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2021

Sep

Noah Cyrus Tit of the Day

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Noah Cyrus has got some titty out because it’s not a selfie unless you’re in your underwear that is pulled up to your shoulders with your t-shirt hanging off your nipples like they are a convenient shirt shelf so you don’t need to buy any pins or tape from Amazon, because you come stock with t-shirt holders so that you can have part of your tit shown off in a panty selfie…

Noah Cyrus is Miley’s arguably less hot sister, but some people find Miley to be ugly, so they probably prefer this look….I don’t know…to each their fucking own…

I like to think she’s probably more interesting than Miley because she is not Miley Cyrus and if she wanted to break free from her sister’s shadow, she’d have to do it as her own damn person, but the reality is, she could be the worst version of Miley, younger, lazier, coddled, thanks to her parents and everyone around her giving her added attention so that she didn’t kill herself when realizing that she’d never be Miley…assuming these celebrities even realize they are celebrities…because their lives are always being watched….

Since I have no backstory on Noah, her tits, the nude selfie, we’ll just focus on the selfie and not the emotional trauma that one would endure being Miley’s sister….not that being the sibling to the rich would be a bad thing…you’d get all the perks of celebrity without having to waste your time being a celebrity which I guess wasn’t enough for Noah as she tries to do the celebrity thing she’s doing…which I assume the panty selfie is a strategic part of….

Keep it coming so we can.

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2021

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

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Are MILFs going to be a thing of the past…with technology, test tube babies, surrogates…possibly…I mean it will give them more time for fun, to fuck randoms, and to live their proper self involved life…

I don’t know if the modern woman is really into the whole traditional marriage thing, because I don’t talk to or know the modern woman, and from where I am sitting, it’s the generation before the current generation, you know the 40 year olds, who are all blown out from choosing career over family like they were Jen Aniston..thanks to growing up and idolizing the Sex and the City people…why sacrifice career and money to buy designer shit whether a legit career or just sugar baby shit…to be covered in puke middle of the road mom….just because being a mom is more fulfilling than the vapid and materialistic existence and the empty and unfulfilling corporate life people use to prove themselves..

Are MILFs going to be exinct…like the Wooly Mammoth they’re trying to clone, or have cloned….to reintegrate into our inclusive world….WOOLY MAMMOTH, you may not have survived as a species, but we’re here giving you a second chance because no one watched Jurassic Park…

I don’t think MILFs are really going anywhere, young people are having kids because it’s a loved accessory for social media…influencers, celebs, all having kids…so unless something makes the world sterile…from pollution, hormones in the foods, or just an overall hopelessness of the future you couldn’t bring yourself to bring kids into the world….we’ve got MILFs now, we’ve got them here today, and none look overly banged out, because I am old and into the GILF age range…sometimes the GGILF age…where MILFs are like a fruitful treat cuz they aren’t menopausal yet.

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2021

Sep

Tinashe Titty Flash of the Day

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I get pretty confused about who Tinashe is because I just can’t keep track of all the young popstars doing that whole popstar thing….there are too many of them, I am old, and rarely do any really stand out as being that exciting, which could be because society has lowered their standards and do celebrity differently now that everyone is trying to be famous, or maybe I am just out of the loop I was never actually in, I don’t have the answers…so I google them.

She is signed to Roc Nation. She has been on some hit songs. She is from Kentucky. She is part Zimbabwe, other part Dutch/Norwegian/Irish. Her name means “GOD IS WITH US” and from my other google searches, he is.

She was in a girl group put together by VITAMIN C….remember her…Graduation Song…and they had a reality show about their band then she went independent and here she is with her tit out…which I think is her best work….but that I’ll guess she doesn’t think is her best work, I mean she’s been on TV and making music for a decade….and no one likes to be reduced to a tit….

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