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2021

16

Sep

Charli XCX Bikini Tits of the Day

UK’s export Charli XCX who I always thought was just a bootleg performer with a dream. You know, a rich kid with parents who support her dream because they are lawyers or accountants or bankers….and used to the stuffy and shitty world of bureaucracy….excited to tell their friends how like Charli is doing in America chasing her dreams that they finance because it makes their lives more interesting…

Not that I have an issue with rich people getting ahead, I believe in equality for all, equal opportunity for all, but if your family got a generations head start and you get to benefit from it, fuck yeah…

So there’s nothing wrong with being a sponsored by your parents artist to keep their lives interesting amongst their boring friends…that’s not the issue here, the issue is that I thought that was her level of career….someone who tours malls and nightclubs that no one cares about….

As it turns out, I was wrong, she’s actually rich as shit, just bought a 30 million dollar house, probably has more hits than Rita Ora, who you’d think is richer and more important than Charli based on Rita’s incessant self promotion….but who cares about the backstory, or the rivalry I created between two UK popstars in America…which should be the name of my memoir….I am here for the front story…the TITTIES….and the good news is that both have big tits ..all those bangers and mash or some shit…I RECKON…

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2021

16

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Holy shit…..

Titty Drop!!!

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2021

16

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Tanline Thursdays is a nice day to remind yourself two things….

1 – Tanlines are hot – they highlight the good parts…

2 – Tanlines aren’t just for summer, so be happy that girls realize tanlines are hot – they highlight the good parts and have created a sideline anti-sun industry to give them the illusion of a tanline…without leaving the house and laying out half naked for hours trying to get those sun rays and fresh air….that’d be crazy….

So here are some tanlines for the tanline fetishists….which should be everyone!

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2021

16

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Tits of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens, the Disney Musical Queen continues to live her best life thanks to her coming to terms with having to be an influencer on social media to be relevant or to properly monetize, which isn’t all that bad of a thing, since influencers produce smut to get noticed and I fucking love smut…

I saw someone posted something about how social media is really toxic for people because they are trying to look, act and be that influencer too, but not everyone has the chops or the support, the team, or the celebrity to pull it off, so they just live disappointed that their bikini pics don’t get as much attention as the other girls, leading to severe depression…YOU CAN NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH…while back in the day, we just generally accepted that we weren’t celebrities, that we could never be celebrities, that they were the other class in their own world…but now, we’re given the tools they are given, only to know with a follower count just how bad we suck….

I remember when I took a stab at instagram a few years ago, always deleted, definitely failed at it hard, while other people got millions of followers, forcing me to retreat here instead of being the guy telling you what protein drinks to buy after a fake topless workout for the gay dudes into topless dudes on instagram…..and I know digital marketing and know that I suck…so these girls trying to keep up or compete with the stars who don’t really get that they suck, probably get sad about it…TOO BAD SO SAD…keep it to your damn self, while I’m here staring at HUDGENS tits that are full, that are wonderful, that may or may not be fake…and I fully encourage more of this…and less of that High School Musical shit, that was gut wrenching and bad…while this is boner generating and good.

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2021

16

Sep

Elsa Hosk Underboob of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a basketball star from Sweden who is better known for putting her Basketballs into her bikini tops and bra tops and even fully exposed, all painted to look like breasts, because that’s the way female basketball was meant to be played…

Unless these are just her real tits, I remember many decades ago learning that the average bra size of a Swede was a C-Cup or maybe it was a D-Cup and thinking…that’s the kind of place I’d like to go…you know Volvos, Ikea Meatballs and BOBS….

I guess the point of the story is that Elsa Hosk, the VS Model of dreams, has really performed well with the fans, without even letting her pregnancy get in the way of being someone we can rely on to jerk off to…which is so rare these days.

I am a fan and think she’s one of the hottest around, so you should be too, since you are me and I am you.

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2021

16

Sep

Jojo works the Pole of the Day

The pole dance thing becoming a mainstream 15 years ago has always been hilarious to me….seeing suburban moms getting their stripper on is beyond fucking weird especially then since no suburban moms were running a side hustle on OnlYFans….you know it was the calm before the everyone is a self producing pornographer in this shady and horny internet world…

So you’d see these ladies in their late 30s or 40s heading out in booty shorts and high heels to stripper dance, the very dance you’d think they’d hate, because they’d see strippers at sluts, which turned out to be just catty, as they proved to the world that they could be sluts too…

Sure they pushed the athleticism, the gymnastics, the skill required, but ultimate, they were living out their private stripper dancer fantasy….

I guess pole dance is still a thing and funny enough, I saw some pink hair woke girls in the park with a stripper pole doing their routine earlier in the summer, and thought…wow…not even done in studios or gyms anymore….just right in the park…

Now, i never thought pole dancing was some hot thing that gives boners….if anything I’ve only been impressed by a pole dance for the athleticism in the stripper dance routine and I spent YEARS going to strippers doing research as to what my favorite aspect of it was…and I don’t even think pole tricks made the list….

But when the normies, or the celebs like Jojo who are now panty models, with surprisingly big boobs do it….it’s pretty entertaining to see them get their best striptease on….you know since they post it to social media…and aren’t trying to sell lap dances to me after awkward conversations they are only having with me to sell lap dances to me….

You know, cuz you don’t see these types doing this kind of thing on the regular….it makes it worthy of a stare…..did I mention Jojo’s got big bobs?

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2021

16

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday on a Thursday of the Day

I’ve been a day behind on some of these posts all week, you can blame me for being a degenerate who shouldn’t even update this site to get back to living on the streets and dumpster diving like a true human, not the socialized one they’ve turned us into, with all these societal rules, but rather just a find some donuts in the dumpster outside Dunkin, head to the mall to sit in the food court to stare at the upskirts as they ride the escalator, or I guess the pussy wedgies for those not in skirts, because pussy wedgies are fucking everywhere….all this to say…it’d be more fulfilling than scouring the internet for pics of pussy wedgies for 12 weird fucks or less….11 of which are spam bots….LIVING the DOT COM BUBBLE DREAM over here….

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2021

16

Sep

Norm Macdonald Gets Scared of the Day

I don’t really know why I am feeling pretty sad about Norm Macdonald’s death, since I don’t have emotions….blame autism.

I usually think celebrity deaths are part of their performance, for some celebs the best part of their performance, you know that final curtain…

I also don’t get upset about death or take it too seriously because that’s the whole beauty of living, never knowing when it will end, so not being prepared for that end, is pretty idiotic…and not keeping that in mind, like it’s actually a GIFT knowing you will die, because it forces you to not take too much too seriously, because it ultimately doesn’t fucking matter and anxiety, stress, work, drama, just disappears….

For whatever reason, our culture is so chicken shit of death, narcissists just want to live forever, we’re trained to fear it, but I am sure there are other cultures out there who embrace it….without fear…and probably live more fulfilling lives….not that I am trying to make this a death post where I preach to you about how you should feel about death, I don’t fucking care, fear it all you want, pretend you’ll live forever or that you’re invincible all you want…it doesn’t matter.

What does matter is that Norm Macdonald was a brilliant comic and I am not just saying that because he’s from Canada, I don’t care about that shit…what I do care about is that he was totally underrated, but was still a comic’s comic….I was on his wikipedia, a reliable source….and it went into how he got fired from Weekend Update for offending the head of NBC by calling OJ Simpson a murderer and other insane jokes…which is why the people loved him….and after SNL…the same team and NBC tried to silence him from promoting his movies because I guess they hated him that much, which means he was SOMEONE worth listening to.

You know, someone who said what he felt, didn’t care about getting sued, was brave….and even later in his career called out the idiotic #MeToo movement only to get cancelled from Jimmy Fallon, his predecessor on update’s late night Cuck Party….because NOT EVERYONE can not give a fuck.

In the above video, Norm, who played Kramer in Man on the Moon with Jim Carrey, got to have lunch on the Psycho set with Jim Carrey where they pranked him.

Jim Carrey posted this on his twitter and I thought it was some feel good energy….RIP NORM!

This was Jim Carrey’s caption:


During the filming of ‘Man On The Moon’, Norm MacDonald came to join me as Andy Kauffman for a lunch on the real porch of the ‘Psycho’ house at Universal and was scare pranked by another famous Norman…
Long live Norm MacDonald!

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2021

16

Sep

Ben Affleck is Hustling New Pussy of the Day

You know what they say, even dudes who get the hottest pussy are bored of the hottest pussy, especially if that pussy is 100 years old and you had it when it was 25 years old…and you didn’t really want it again…but it sort of fell in your lap and allowed you to reposition yourself from the drunk guy who fucks the barely instagram model who did playboy once…

But you know what they say, when you’re in a staged relationship because you are an actor, even if your relationship is a real relationship, it’s still acting cuz you’re an actor…your true colors can come shining through…Actually, I don’t think they say anything about that…

Now I don’t know who Affleck is rolling up on, but it gives off pure street hooker vibes, even though it’s probably just a neighbor or friend, I’m far more into pushing the rumor because J.Lo getting cheated on is the best joke ever because you know she thinks she’s the ULTIMATE…which is why she keeps going, keeps producing, keeps trying to elevate herself and earn, because YOU can never have ENOUGH….even though all stuff she’s striving for doesn’t make her any less empty of a person…

Not that I know J.Lo…I mean she could be the most down to earth, talented, angel just trying to save the world one dance move at a time….but I still like seeing Affleck seemingly creeping on other girls…even if he’s not…and I use “I still like” very loosely since I don’t fucking care about any of this nonsense…

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2021

16

Sep

TikTok is the Future and Other Videos of the Day

Girl on the Pole

Retard Flip Fail

German Sheppard and his Tank Top Wearing Mom

Acrofitness Cuck

Close Call Crash

Baby Raccoon Loves his Dad

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