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2021

18

Aug

Selena Gomez Shaking Ass of the Day

Here’s Selena, the Disney Princess who looks more like a Disney toad, and not just because she’s had to have her kidney replaced with organs she’s harvested from fans….

Doing a little dance with her ass, in an outfit that would get a girl fucked at the bus stop…

Something you’d expect to be put behind a paywall, or you’d hope you be behind a paywall yet being given away for free….but they say nothing in life is free…so what’s being sold here?

I did just see at least three camel toes from across the street and I didn’t even have my glasses on…and I can barely see across the street…maybe they were pregnant and their pussy SWOLL….but it happened and one was a fat chick with a Selena Gomez looking ass….it was nothing good…..that’s for sure…and either is this.

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2021

18

Aug

Hailey Bieber Ass of the Day

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Hailey Bieber’s been working on her ass and it looks fucking great. I know that she’s got a Brazilian model mother, so it could be a genetic ass, you know Stephen Baldwin, her dad was a big enough deal to be rich enough to cum inside some Brazilian model to make this…fascinating…at least for Hailey Beiber because like so many of us, if that exchange of fluids didn’t happen, we wouldn’t be here to grace the world with our round asses…

I’ll assume she didn’t always have an ass so good at least based on her excitement to show off the ass…

I’ll also assume that it’s because she’s married to Bieber and has to remain hot for Bieber, since he’s got options..

You could argue that she’s got options too…but he is her childhood crush, her life substantially better, she matters now…she’s not just a celebrity offspring, she’s not just the third wheel to Jenners and Hadids that no one cares about even though she’s hotter than they are….she’s Bieber’s wife…gotta keep motherfucker engaged….

I see her as the best possible groupie she can be, you know one who plays it cool so he marries her…and once there…the one who NEVER gives him reason to escape..

Next stop – pregnancy…until then…hot round ass…that looks pretty delicious…

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2021

18

Aug

Jordyn Jones Possible Bush of the Day

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Jordyn Jones has a hot body that she shows off to her “close friends’ on instagram…that aren’t actually her close friends but rather perverts who pay her….so basically she’s turned her instagram into a subscription porn site without Zuckerberg getting his cut…

She’s a child dancer who was sold to the entertainment industry through some child dance reality show that is creepily on TV…cuz you know that attracts the worst people…like the Disney Channel….both as subscribers and behind the scenes…it’s always the weirdos into being around kids you gotta watch out for.

It’s only natural that the dancer would sexualize herself, in part becuase that’s the trend that all the girls are doing, but also because she’s from Ohio or some shit, and was otherwise bound to be a stripper…limited options….

What’s also natural, and something I am a huge fan of….BUSH…which I’ve been advocating forever because there was a time it wasn’t trendy and all girls were getting their pussies waxed…and that was the murdering of millions of great bushes…which is a real fucking tragedy….maybe not as bad as the Afghan war which was designed by the industrialists who make billions…or trillions of tax payer money….but industrial in her own right.

SO….seeing her bush in her sheer panties is pretty amazing, unless that’s just my imagination cuz I’m so eager for there to be bush everywhere I look, I’m a pervert like that…you know cumming on the panty pillows…a dream…

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2021

18

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I was just in the store for no real reason other than to scope out slutty moms and I came across nothing buy obese ladies…seriously…so many obese ladies..

This is what happens when you normalize fat, tell people it’s ok and empowering to be fat, eventually the weak people give into their urge to be lazy and fatten the fuck up…

In the Eva Longoria post I just posted, I said that it’s funny that the government is pushing the vaccine, lockdowns and masks…instead of supplements, exercise and banning junk food…it’s almost like they want us fat and lazy…I wonder why…

Then there’s the whole bragging about the COVID 15, or whatever they are calling it, where ladies on social media are owning and bragging about how they gained 15 pounds or more by sitting on the couch, baking, eating shit and not exercising….like that’s a good thing…that’s a fucking DEADLY thing but as people line up for suicide shots…I guess they don’t care about that…

So when I see girls who workout, girls who are fit, or still vain….maybe they are learning how to survive an apocalypse, maybe they just want to look better when they fuck, either way, FITNESS is wonderful…people need it…and those of us who don’t do that shit because we are ok with dying….fitness on the right women is erotic…pornographic…a fetish…who knows…deep squat ladies.
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2021

18

Aug

Eva Longoria Bikini of the Day

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If you don’t find this vaccine campaign sketchy at best, remember that they aren’t sending people Vitamin D, or any supplements, they aren’t encouraging people to work out, they aren’t telling people to stop eating shit….they aren’t closing McDonald’s or banning junk foods sold at their evil corporations they deem essential…have you been to a walmart, that place stinks of fucking diabetes…

There is no mention of fresh air….there is stay in, don’t talk to people, go broke, wear masks to breath in all the bad shit you’re body is trying to breathe out…

Americans are fatter than ever, do you think that’s not by design or at least a symptom of the insanity that is going on….

Focus on health, mental health, actual health…meditate, eat nutrient rich food, get son, get outside, talk to people…SURVIVE…

Don’t fall to marketing hype…but it’s all a reminder of why Eva Longoria is deemed as the voice of Mexican Americans, when you know she hires Illegal Mexicans for her multiple houses to work the land, probably doesn’t speak the language, because her parents threw her into American Culture…

She is marketing hype, people around the world are convinced she’s some hot actress, and she produces tons of shows, makes huge money and is super fucking famous…all thanks to marketing…because she’s really not that great…but she’s producing bikini pics like a attention seeking click chaser she is….middle aged bikinis….but bikinis nevertheless.

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2021

18

Aug

Iskra Lawrence Topless of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Iskra Lawrence, who looks like absolute shit, and not just because she’s 300 fucking pounds and her sheer volume scares me….maybe she’s not getting enough sleep, maybe she’s got that poison vaccine inside her, maybe she’s OLD…I don’t fucking care to really find out…

She is holding her fat lady tit, which is always the only feature that matters when it comes to fat ladies…and really making fun of her for being fat isn’t really fat shaming because she exploits her fatness more than some celebs exploit having a black dad they’ve never met….DRAKE…HALLE BERRY….we get it…or how other people exploit other marketing hooks..

I even think that Iskra faked being fat, because this is the video that made her a mutli million dollar model….

I think she got fat to get famous, since modelling skinny didn’t work…so all it took was a thick bitch barely fat to strip down to her underwear on the subway to launch a business….apparently it’s that easy, you just need to make your bullshit money grubbing convincing…

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2021

18

Aug

Jade Chynoweth Hard Nipples of the Day

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Instagram is a good thing for insignificant actors and dancers like Jade Chynoweth….I guess TikTok is probably good for them too…since she’s a dancer and that app, which for the most part is for mindless idiots dancing, but I’ve been sent so many great on the ground videos of the things that people would blow off as conspiracy in this world domination that we’re experiencing…so maybe TikTok, especially now that it is officially and publicly owned by the Chinese Communist Party, meaning ALL these people have officially given China access to their phones, cameras and mics….SCARY…BUT WORTH IT TO GET SHOWN all the smut on TikTok….because is actually kinda good.

Anyway, fuck TikTok, this is about fucking Jade Chynoweth…who was in one or two movies, made her career as a back up dancer, may have made out with Halsey on America’s Got Talent while Simon Cowell jerked off into his BOTOX mouth….unless it was American Idol, here Adam Levine was doing the jerking off..oh no, he’s on the voice….who is on American Idol…Kelly Clarkson? She’d be too busy eating the craft services in the dressing room…her RIDER reads “FOOD….ALL FOOD…JUST BRING FOOD”….at least based on the sotry her rich ass tells us…

So yeah, Jade Chynoweth, a nobody, can exist, because she posts bikini pics on some Turkish boat, where her fans are probably based….I know Turkish instagrammers love the bitches….maybe she’s heading to Afghanistan to save some refugees….who cares…fit dancers can fuck…have good fit bodies…and white bikinis are see through when wet…so lots of fetishes going on here.

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2021

18

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I like to think that the younger generation that was raised on porn are not woke at all, I mean they may pretend to be, because they are inclusive and don’t really judge each other for their genders and colors, and who they fuck, because they’ve seen it all in porn, but they aren’t annoying about it like the generation before them who unfortunately have a platform…and the big business and government think it’s real issues, when no one I know buys into the shit, we still like using the word faggot like a faggot still uses the word faggot, cuz it doesn’t mean we care that they are faggots, it just means we like great words that don’t need to be deleted from the dictionary and replaced with weird woke shit like pronouns..

So when I look at girls who are rocking cameltoes, leave your house, you’ll see at least 2 per hour, but on social media, so much pussy definition happens, in part because they wear tight pants, pussies are fat, it happens….

Which brings up an important point, has the hormones in the food, the air, the chemicals in our diet, the shifting of our brain and genders, like we’re all crazy….affected to shape of the pussy…

Clearly the men have less testosterone, so does that mean the women have less estrogen, do the pussies look like mini dicks are are they all INNY….I don’t know…but I want to know…but I’ll look at the frontal wedgies, a hot thing, and try to figure it out with my own investigative techniques…

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2021

18

Aug

Demi Rose Yeast Infection of the Day

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Demi Rose must be pretty excited after hearing the Afghan planted president, whatever his name is, brought 165 million dollars with him when fleeing Kabul and making his way into the United Arab Emirates, because that’s just a great amount of cash that can be used to finance her life the way she likes, through HUMMUS parties…

She was a known sex worker, I still call them hookers, who somehow marketed herself on social media as the UK’s Kim Kardashian, because she has a silly fake ass, like Kim Kardashian, it’s that easy people.

She’s been able to have a pretty high end and luxurious life, DailyMail used to write about her all the fucking time, and here she is covering herself with Whipped Cream, rather than the human waste she’s used to, but when back home in the UK things are done different I guess..

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2021

18

Aug

Rita Ora Cleavage of the Day

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Rita Ora’s taken some time out of getting fucked in potential threesomes with New Zealand’s own Taika Waititi, who unlike Larry Page from Google who bought his way into New Zealand citizenship since New Zealand is supposed to be a good place to ride out to apocalypse because it is so far removed, Taika was born there….and I guess doesn’t see New Zealand as a great place to ride out the apocalypse, when he can go to his house in LA and make his own apocalypse in Rita Ora’s cunt…

The real question is whether Taika Waititi knew who Rita Ora is, since no one knows who she is, or if he was just won over by her tits…because they are great tits, better a few years ago, but isn’t that usually the case with fat tits….

She is actually more than just some girl who sings fucking various producers and at least one Kardashian….who was able to become a social media influencer for showing her tits, but that’s probably the most interesting thing about this pervert who has her tits out, belly hidden, in LA, not Australia where they first threesomed, because Australia is in some insane regime of population control…people can’t be 5 km from home, they can only leave their house 2 hours a day for work, exercise or shopping, so long as it is 5km away….they are going door to door to test people who are just minding their own business at home…issuing tickets…pepper spraying 12 year olds…all while one of the ministers has vaccine related retard face Bells Palsy….and if you go against the regime, they declare you mentally unfit, which is actually a loophole the governments everywhere have and can throw you in the loonie bin and pump you up with fucking sedatives….ALL because there’s barely any cases of the fucking flu….and it’s likely all vaccine illness…

So be prepared for that over here…while remembering that I prefer tits as the tool to control populations, propaganda, and all that other good stuff…