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2021

03

Sep

Kaili Thorne Ass of the Day

Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s half sister, potentially the star of her content agency, that I think just signed Chet Hanks, because the future is now and it’s in Bella Thorne’s racy, sexual, exciting, smut….I guess….I mean I find it boring but if a Disney Kid becomes a pornographer, we’re headed into a weird place, but we’ve been heading to that weird place a long time, and I like slutty content, so WORKS FOR ME…

So this one shares a dad, who is currently dead, with Bella Thorne and was I guess brought to California with the family when they left florida with dreams of being a family of performers, like the Partridge Family the next generation, and instead of booking Disney, she sexts for money on her premium content sites and likely makes more money doing that.

It’s a weird world, where moms are in on the whoring for their girls, and I guess they always were, because my first mom /daughter lap dance was in the 90s, but then again, I live in Quebec where girls drop out of high school knowing that they’re going to go strip with fake ID, because all the women in their family do…so I guess not that weird at all…just getting ahead with taht ass.

We’ve seen her fuck dildos, this is more of a produced shoot, she looks like a Kardashian, but I guess that’s what happens when you spend too much time on the internet taking selfies….

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2021

03

Sep

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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If I was younger, more ambitious, less of a doomsdayer thinking that the end is near because I don’t have confidence in the people of Canada to ever say no to the powers that be, and they’ve all bought into climate change, despite being on a piece of land that is basically barely populated, with all kinds of land and resources to spread out over…

But yeah, if this shit was still more of a game, I would have invested my energy in a dumb fucking pose, you know pay influencers and whores to post and tag the pose, in order for it to reach critical mass, like the vaccine mandates, where they have people campaigning the fucking pose, if you don’t do the pose, you’re an inferior human, if you don’t do the pose, you’re not a valid member of society…but rather a trumper or a self involved heathen…and there’s nothing more amazing that being called a self involved or self righteous person from someone who has a content strategy for their instagram.

Anyway, if you get the pose viral, all these drones will do it, Frog Butt having a name, is proof of that….and I’m into it because ass on knees looks good to me….it’s just funny that all these people follow the leader…like they have no identity of their own…because they don’t….FUNNY.

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2021

03

Sep

Elizabeth Hurley Swimsuit of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is the UK Sugar Baby who never dies. Not that I wish death upon her like one of her baby daddies who jumped off a building last year, leaving her gay/trans/confused son out of his will, which is always hilarious when these sugar babies keep the baby from the rich guys for profit, only for it to backfire when the motherfucker offs himself…

I am not too sure if this is Liz Hurley, or if this is even Liz Hurley, I have a few theories on why an old lady looks as good as she does…they are:

1- Filters, Photoshop, Angles

2- Archive footage she preemptively shot years ago knowing that you can fake being alive and trick people thinking things are current, while bitch is 300 pounds sitting at her beach house.

3- This is her tranny son, showing off his new tits, because that’s what happens when you’re been indoctrinated by the narrative because you have EMPTINESS in your soul…and don’t deal with your internal demons and blame being the wrong gender for your unhappiness, what kind of fucking brainwashing of inclusivity and not wanting to offend tells people ‘CUT YOUR DICK OFF YOU’LL BE HAPPY”…..your dick is your LIFEFORCE…

In conclusion, the tits still look good, and if I was a billionaire back in the 90s, I’d only be buying the CREAMPIES off her sex menu for rich guys she hustles harder than a used car salesman…because sugarbabies are great sales people.

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2021

03

Sep

Lili Reinhart Got Them Tits On of the Day

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You can’t make people interesting, but you can reduce the intelligence around them becasue you can’t make people smarter, but you can make the dumber…through the education system, the content you feed them, the music you feed them, the idols you give them…all designed to make you self indulgent and empty shells of humans who just do what you are told…

You can’t make people hotter, but you can pretend to make them hotter….through make-up, half nakedness, angles, make-up, tits, I don’t fucking know but trannies on social media and trolls on social media are faking being hot, and it’s all so superficial garbage people buy into, because they are fucking brain washed…

Lili Reinhart represents all that is wrong in the world. She’s plus sized, she’s unattractive, yet she’s playing some hot chick because no one asks any questions…she’s also on a hit show called Riverdale which is fully designed to keep the retards retards…watch an episode, watch a whole season, you’ll want to kill yourself…ugly people making no sense like it’s a bad version of X-Files, which isn’t saying much, because in the 90s, I thought the X-Files fucking sucked…

Point being, even with her tits out, she’s looking sloppy and stupid and like she eats too much…

You may be into that, I find it depressing.

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2021

03

Sep

Jessica Szohr Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s Wisconsin’s finest, and I am not just saying that cuz she’s cheesy as fuck….I am saying that because she’s got big fake tits.

Her acting career involves being on Gossip Girl, where I guess she now feels like the other members of Destiny’s Child, while Blake Lively managed to win at life, while the rest were forgotten…I wonder what human sacrifice that takes, as this one continues to do unimpressive work, while having tits far better than Blake Lively….I don’t know if they are real, she had a kid back in January with a Hockey Player, so maybe she’s still lactating.

She’s currently on Seth Family Guy Guy’s show called “The Orville”….and as as far as I’m concerned her last name reminds me of herpes….sores…

TITS ARE TITS!

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2021

03

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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These fullback panties should be a reminder to all you fools out there of a very important thing….that is that fullback panties are hot…all panties are hot…girls are hot…therefore their underwear is also hot…pretty fucking simple logic right…

You’d think, at least when looking at these pics, that there was never a time that the fullback panty was ostracized, singled out, segregated, told they weren’t good enough, told they were a threat against hotness….all because of one thing…MARKETING.

What is marketing you ask? Well, it’s a division of the corporate dream that is designed to generate revenue.

How do they generate revenue through marketing you ask? Well, there are a few tactics they call the FOUR Ps….which are PRICE, PRODUCT, PLACE, PROMOTION.

What do they all mean you ask?

Well, price is that you have to price things appropriately for the product, to ensure that you’re making those profit margins you want, you have to develop or package the product in ways that make it worth that price, you need to distribute that product at that price to the right place where the buyers and lastly…you need to PROMOTE the fuck out of it….in order to get people to want to buy it…

How do they use promotion to create demand, well they USE propaganda tactics, PR, adveritsing, etc….

Why?

Because you fucking idiots fall for it..

Full back panties, always hot, told they are not hot, to sell bullshit people don’t want or need for profit.

TRUST NO ONE…

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2021

03

Sep

AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know what AnnaLynne McCord is yammering on about, but I can guarantee that it is nothing very interesting, because none of these people have anything real substance, they have nothing inpsiring or interesting to say, it’s just basic noise to keep everyone a fucking retard….it’s not Annalynne McCord’s fault, I mean she’s not really part of the elite club of real puppets, but when trying to be one, she’s about as lame.

The good news is, her tits are hanging out, because at least she knows what she’s here for…tits.

I am not an Annalynne McCord hater, she’s just a girl who got a taste of fame, owned it, took every opportunity she could get, went to all the events and sort of just faded out, but through it all she’s had tits.

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2021

03

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Braless of the Day

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I may have lost my mind, I am the first to admit that I may have lost my mind, because I’ve been consuming all this shit for way too fucking long….you know when there was a time when Disney Kids weren’t dancing around like strippers at a strip club trying to get a lap dance.

It was all fun and games a decade ago, when people were a little less obvious about the whole being sex workers thing, because it wasn’t consistent or as obvious a tool for distraction.

Yes, this site celebrates these celebrities being reduced to the whores that they are, but it was more fun when they weren’t being obvious about it, and my calling them whores required some journalistic integrity…like paparazzi pics…not that they have integrity…but you get what I am saying…

Now they are all producing this shit all fucking day, and as good as Vanessa Hudgens is doing it, I mean she is professionally trained, it seems like some dystopian distraction as we all collapse as a society or end up in our internment camps, whether that’s being locked inside your house, or sucking dick in a prison, for CLIMATE CHANGE or something, I don’t know, but we’re pretty doomed.

More interestingly…she was a body in the Rihanna Lingerie Fashion show and she’s looking hot as shit…

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2021

03

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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FISHNETS ARE THE OPPRESSIVE LINGERIE…

We’re in an everyone in society is a self involved, distracted, retard population of retards, striving to be famous or monetized on the internet, like a bunch of assholes….

We’re too busy fighting over vaccinations, or Afghanistan, or race or gay, trans and weirdness…you know distractions designed to make motherfuckers divded…

The vaccine is designed to get all you fools tracked, on an app, biometrically, whatever…that shit is going to RUIN your fucking life…and you’re freaking out about third wave feminism, or transgenderism….YOU FOOLS.

But yeah, in their inconsistency, screaming “Our Body Our Choice” except when it comes to vaccines, and screaming “there are no genders” but “men can’t have an opinion on abortion”….it’s a fucking scam man and when you see it you know..

So Fishnets aren’t oppressive, they just represent something that is oopressive to fish, but MATH is racist…you fucking mentals.