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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

Aug

Dove Cameron Topless of the Day

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You may not remember this because the site is insignificant, in part by design, because they less people see you the more bullshit you can spew without having them show up to your door in a van ready to kill you off…

However, there was a time when I had an altercation with Jake Gyllenhaal locally, and he was a huge fucking pussy about it, he even pushed the girl I was fucking at the time, all because I said “aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger”….as he was dancing on a table like a little club slut…despite being an actor everyone knew was in the fucking restaurant, but that wasn’t enough for insecure loser Jake…he had to make a spectacle of himself for people to really know he was there…

Anyway, the long story short is that Disney was putting out Prince of Persia at the time, so it was a big deal to clean up and spin the story, which his legal team did…they made sure that the story got killed, that drunkenstepfather wasn’t mentioned in the story and that they had no mud on the face because their actor was a fucking cunt…this was over 10 years ago now…

So when people talk about the conspiracy that is Disney, I know that they are right…that multi billion dollar company is run by very smart people and they own everything, they own the fucking media…from VICE for the WOKE losers who think they are hip….to everything….

Anyway…Dove Cameron is one of the Disney produced kids who is now 25, they have too much invested in her, she owes too much to Disney, so everything you see her putting out is put out intentionally, as a distraction or to drive kids that follow her into thinking she’s like them, or edgier than a puppet Disney kid with it’s perpetual medicated smile…

I have a belief that there is no real reason she’d do anything independent, or at her own will, it’s some puppet continued shit…

So you have to wonder why Disney wants their own to be topless, in pantyhose, rocking a face injected and updated face, unless it was to perpetuate and push sexualizing oneself onto the world….

There was a time celebrities didn’t post thot clickbait, it was easier to update the site cuz nothing was going on daily, now we are BURIED in it…

The good news is that I’m a pervert and into this narrative, I just don’t trust where it is going!

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2021

Aug

Avril Lavigne Bikini Tits of the Day

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Avril Lavigne is fucking Bella Thorne’s ex husband, weirdo Modsun, who I just assumed was hired by the handlers to supervise and feed pills to their talent, you know to keep them in check, but maybe he’s more into making people relevant again, because 40 year old Avril Lavigne’s been pretty under the radar for the last 10 years…and all of a sudden, she’s working on getting internet attention with her bikini top on….and I guess it’s working because she’s got way bigger and rounder tits than I expected, but I guess the older a bitch gets the bigger the tits get, hence the reason I worked in an Old Folks home motherfuckers, GRANNY TITS.

The funny thing is that Avril Lavigne, despite the skateboards and the dude in the hipster tattoos, she’s a 40 year old pretending to be young, which has been the basis of her career, you know playing the pop punk skater girl who made music that was not pop punk in any way….but the entire time she looked like a 15 year old mall dweller who cut herself…instead of going more “mature”….she rode it out…

So this is really a “hello fellow teens” moment, maybe a midlife crisis or some shit, who knows, but the tits are out….because She is a Skater Boy, See You Later Boy…

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2021

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs or YUMMY MUMMY’s and not the kind you’d fuck on Halloween, but maybe ones you’d fuck on Halloween if they were out having a wild girls night in slutty costume after one or two too many chardonnays or Rose’s or white claws, I don’t know what basic women with no real opinion of their own, because they are all just instagram trend followers are out there drinking, but I see them in the liquor stores and parks doing their instagram looking curated picnics and shit and it’s pretty funny….that people are actually so brain washed that they do this shit…

Anyway, the yummy mummy I was referencing was an actual mummy, not one who shat out a baby and decided to turn her life to the cause, where the cause is trying to reclaim their sex appeal, or at least pretend that having a kid doesn’t get in the way of their sex appeal..

So some moms are acting like thots of instagram with their selling of nudes or at least the publishing of smutty self produced content….they have cameras on their phone, they have vaginas, they like being jerked off to, or they like masturbating and being watched…so it’s all pretty easy to pull off..

Birthing is pretty gross to me, it’s like the worst parasitic infection I could imagine and I think mom’s should decide to either be moms or be sluts, merging the two is weird….even if guys will take what they can get…have some decency woman, you have kids to be a positive role model to….making money off selling nudes may be easy money but it’s not a positive way to make money…but I’ll still look even if I think a mom should be a mom and not a nude model….even if moms can happen in their 20s…and theoretically are still hot…despite being blown the fuck out….but maybe I’m old school…clearly I’m old.

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2021

Aug

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

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I would say never has a tit looked more bolted on that Alexi Ren’s tits in these pictures, but I’ve spent hours upon hours in strip clubs, I mean if I was to dig into the amount of time I’ve spent in strip clubs it would probably equate to over a year…..24 hours a day….365 days in a year…I’ve likely been in strip clubs that much…SO I HAVE SEEN BOTCHED bolt on tits….you know bargain basement tits.

I am not a fan of the fake tits, the bolt on tits, all hard and creepy….I am not a fan of girls cutting open their chests to put fucking novelty balloons filled with chemicals into their chests for some vain reasons or really some insecurity issues…

There’s nothing more unattractive to see an insecure bitch who pretends to be a hot bitch and gets paid to be a hot bitch yet still she felt like her tits weren’t good enough…

Tits are all good enough, not all created equally, but work with you got you fucking idiots…instead of mutilating yourself for some shallow, empty, vapid and disgusting existence….

It’s another one of those “great message for the kids”…that all these girls are pushing…”Get paid millions to be an empty person who hates herself enough to implant sacs of chemicals in her chest” for attention…

Bolt on tits, NEVER look good.

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2021

Aug

Addison Rae Upskirt of the Day

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I may not have kids, it’s part of being a stepfather, drunk or sober…you don’t make kids of your own, because you get to take on a more judgemental role where you can tell your wife how bad a mother she is, while not having the right to discipline the kids, so you just stay out of the bullshit and focus on turning the kids against their mean mother, you know step parenting is fun….it paves the way for the ultimate of trolls all in the comfort of your own home….

Anyway, if I did have kids, I’d probably be disappointed that they look up to TIKTOK millionaires like this idiot who I can assure you give you next to zero fucking inspiration or value, I mean besides reducing yourself to a slut who takes slutty selfies celebrating their asses….which I guess is value to some…like me…because I am a pervert….

So whether this elevates the mind and intellect of kids, by teaching them how easy it is to make stupid money without having a brain, it probably trains them better for the future we have in front of us, you know instead of books…

It’s all pretty stupid.

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2021

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Oh Shit….here’s some lactating girls who realize that they’re either a dying art form…or making the best of their milky tits….don’t let spilt milk go to waste or whatever the expression is….don’t buy the cow if you get the milk for free…fuck I don’t know what milk metaphor I’m looking for…but there’s a reason for milky tits and I don’t know what it is because I may have tits…just not lactating tits…

I like to think that people aren’t making babies, which I would argue is not actually the case, but I saw Jimmy Fallow celebrating the end of white people, despite being white, because you’d have to fucking hate yourself to be a dancing monkey with no self respect like that….

I go outside and all I see is young people pushing babies like a bunch of fools who don’t think the end of the world is around the corner, because they are too caught up on social media and making babies is a trend like all the other trends, thanks Kardashians for populating the world with retards…idiocracy.

Point being, if you have milk in your tits and you’re not producing lactating titty content to perverts who are into milky tits….you don’t exist, or your not maximizing sexualizing your post pregnant self the way you should because being nutritious and delicious all with bigger full tits is a great selling point..

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2021

Aug

Leaving Kabul and Other Videos of the Day

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Car in the Mud

Driving a Shit Box

Karen VS Pizza Hut Employee…

Idiot Tesla Driver being an Idiot

Horse in the Pool

Hotel Room with a View

Donkey Licking His Dog

Posted in:stepLINKS|Videos

2021

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’d like to think you’re all mad about the fall of Afghanistan, I mean it’s a big deal after your tax dollars funded building out the country, only to hand it over to the “enemy” with billions of dollars of weapons, clearly for a bigger reason, not a “tail between the leg” moments…but for the hub of the opiates your family and friends are dying from…there’s probably a lot more to the story and why things are panning out this way…but I can assure you that it is calculated….or by design.

That doesn’t take away from the fact that LIVES were lost for no fucking reason…so that’s why I’d like to think you’re mad…But everyone is so conditioned to not care, to realize they have no control, so they don’t bother with that nonsense….just do what you’re told and be a good citizen so you can get back to taking selfies…hoping that they don’t come after you….

Obviously, I am a titty site not a news site, but some news is hard to avoid…especially when it seems like the whole world is in some kind of delusional spell which makes me think that maybe I am in the delusional spell….and that all signs are pointing to END OF THE WORLD…but that could just be me being in a delusional spell…but the news tells a whole other story…

Hope for the best, expect the worst, but hoping for the best when we are in the worst moments of human existence, isn’t hoping for much!

Here are some morning links…

Girl Twerking on a Goose – Disturbs Me
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Diletta Leotta Shows Off the Goods as She Turns 30
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Kourtney Kardashian in her Sisters’ Bra
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Fat Bitch Bikini Model – TerriFying
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Italian Tennis Player and Lingerie Model Camila Giorgi Won the Canadian Open
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Foal Kicks From Inside Mother’s Belly Before Birth! CREEPY.
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Kid Makes The Massive Mistake Of Eating A Carolina Reaper Pepper!
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The House that “Shorty Call 911” Built…
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Wooden Wheels on a Car….
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Siberian Wildfires Larger Than All The Current Wildfires In The World Combined
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Man Gets Followed Around By Hoard Of Ducklings Creepy
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Cam Sluts!!
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2021

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I remember a time when girls were repulsed by porn….

I know because I would gladly be the person who introduced them to porn and I am talking girls in their mid 20s and 30s who had never seen hardcore porn…and they’d be so grossed out by it…they’d write me off as a pervert and never talk to me again….sometimes they wouldn’t let their husbands or boyfriends talk to me again either…because porn was seen as shit…

Not once did I bust out a porn and have a girl say “let’s try that now”….and their “EWWWWWWW” and their gagging….were all legit…not them playing it up because they thought they had to…no peeking through their hands covering their eyes…their distain for porn was REAL….

I remember when girls started getting into porn, some conservative bitch who wrote me off for being the guy with the porn, tried rook me into a gangbang about 10 years after I showed her porn that she was repulsed by…and 10 years after she wrote me off as a pornographer…pervert…slimy fucking creep…

I didn’t go to the gangbang, too much dick, but I thought how she must have fell into porn…and since then….all I see is girls into porn, producing porn, being pornographers…it’s just fucking mainstream…it’s fast food, it’s pop music, it’s trash….and we’ve seen it happen….

But now all I do is look for those girls repulsed by porn when sourcing new friends…

Like girls who are unvaccinated….Girls who don’t watch porn are the fucking trophies…if they don’t have social media…even fucking better….if they read books and not to be ironic, because I know this new generation read books to be ironic….even better…because being repulsed by porn was a great thing…it made for a better society…but social media destroyed that and made porn cool….which sucks for those of us who miss being able to shock a bitch with the shit out there because that’s the shit she’s now into and does on her only fans for the subscribers.

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Catherine Zeta Jone’s Bikini Hula
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Carmella Rose Strikes a Pose
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Nastia Liukin is Crushing the Dallas Summer
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Olivia Jade Selfies Her Wet Bikini!
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Chanel West Coast Performs in a See Through Outfit!
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New Jeopardy Host is Blossom…
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Tuesday Night at the Waffle House!
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Weird Stuck in the Dryer Prank….
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Caroline Vreeland’s Boobs!
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Dakota Johnson’s Lingerie Cameo!
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Elsa Hosk Lingerie Shoot
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Sammy Draper Reclaims Her Crown as the Eagles Number 1 Fan in a Ridiculous Bikini
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10 Famous Movies With Crazy Behind the Scenes Stories
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The full trailer for the CHUCKY series is here
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3D Printed Rockets
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WWE Girl of the Day
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Odell Beckham Leaves Giant Handprints on Girlfriend Lauren Wood’s Booty
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Caroline Vreeland’s Big Nude Announcement
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Meg Thee Stallion in her Bikini!
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Angry Walmart Customer….
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What 1948 Thought Future Cars Would Look Like
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Big Sean Selling Mansion
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Jessica the Hippo Raised By Humans
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Near-Apocalyptic Rainstorm In Alabama!
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College Football Player Shoots and Kills a Teammate After an Argument at Practice
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Battle of the Celebrity Dog Moms
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Resiliance from the Amputee!
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Dude Wins Outdoor Cage Match….
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Hunter King Selfies Her Ginormous Bosom And Cleavage In A Revealing Top!
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Tallia Storm Wore a Sheer Bra at the Premiere of Off The Rails!
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12 Hilariously Clever Engineering Solution
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Jay Leno on an Airplane
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Cooking Some Eggs With 1,000 Sparklers!
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Kate Upton Takes her Gloves Off
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Guru Turtle….
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Guy Freaks Out at the Fast Food Place
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Seagull Shoplifts A Snack From A Store!
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Tony Hawk’s First Ever 900
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Bella Hadid in Video
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Ashley Roberts in her Bikini
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Boxer Bully…
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Dude Tries to Break Table – It Is Metal
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Lamp Catches Fire And Launches Like A Rocket!
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Dogs with the Best Manners
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Cool Ride Bro…
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Inflatable Slide Steamrolls Audience
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Suzy Cortez’s Booty Shows Support
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Amazing Topless Model Haylee Ross
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Britney Spears Dancing!
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START YOUR HALLOWEEN SHOPPING!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Hailee Steinfeld PG 13 Topless Shoot
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Lily Rose Depp Hard Nips
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Jennifer Aniston Spreading Her Legs for a Magazine
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Penelope Cruz – Hot on Set
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Jamie King – Crackhead
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Leslie Mann’s Hot Mom Body in Jeans
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Kaley Cuoco on Set
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Surfer Anastasia Ashley at Ultimate Surfer Party
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Surfer Malia Ward at Ultimate Surfer Party
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Sarah Hyland at Ultimate Surfer Event
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Big Tits Billionaire Rihanna in a Tank Top
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Rebecca Hall Titty Dress
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Katie Holmes Scary Faces
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Bella Hadid Bike Shorts
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Kristen Stewart in SHorts
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Kanye Fucker Irina Shayk Hiding her Face Looking Hot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Panty Hose On!
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Hot Pillow Fucker
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Should have Knocked First Old Man
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30 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Gripping on a Dildo
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Amateur Big Boobs
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Suction Dildo Demo
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Booty Spread in a Skirt!
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Everyone Fuck that Dinosaur!
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Torpedo Tits
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Fighting Fridays – Brutal
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Water Bottle Time! She Thirsty!
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Happy Slutty Girls
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Body Suit Open for Business!
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Rhian Sugde’s Big Titty Watermelon Shoot
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Freaky Fetish Friday the 13th
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Dildo on a Chair!
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Kendra Sunderland Strip
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2 Prong Dildo!
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Hot Beach Booty!
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Heavy Equipment…
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Booty in a String…
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In the Ass….
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Squirting in Car On Lunch!
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This Girl is a Keeper
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Ass Plugged.
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In Park Dick Suck
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Hot Jeans!
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Butt Plug Fail
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Slumber Party!
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Naked at the Gym Shoots
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Goldie Rush Nude Shoot
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Priming the Engine!
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Celestina Nude
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Outdoor Fucks
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Dildo In Ass
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Pawg On Top
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Verona Sky Nude Shoot
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Fat Pussy Rub!
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2021

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Whatever your politics may be…..whatever your health status or health beliefs may be…we’re in weird fucking times because of this whole COVID thing…that in and of itself is weird…

When you start digging into it, there’s far more questions than answers because things start to make less and less sense, or at least the way things are being handled make less and less sense…

But the real concern for me, and really for anyone, should be the Vaccine Passports….which I saw they may require for inter-state transportation….so you won’t be able to drive across state lines without showing some form of medical ID….which is obviously a new concept of freedom…in what you’ve been told is a free country….or whatever…

So whether you’re vaccinated or not, having a “Health Passport” is crazy, and if you’re pushing for them because you’re vaccinated and don’t want to be around unvaccinated people, because you think they are murder weapons….so instead of just avoiding people you don’t know or trusting your vaccine to save you…you want to have your personal info shared with stores, borders, employers, everyone….because it’s not a big deal…but you give an inch, they take a mile, and this could end up biting you in the ass..

Locally, they are implementing these health passes in the next couple of weeks, the government won’t do a debate about it, despite it being a breach on what you’d think is your civil rights, and his reason for no debate is to not stir up conspiracy theories….like that the vaccines don’t work, or that the PCR tests don’t work, or other data that their own teams are publishing….

I think people are missing the mark of what is important….which is if this is the future, and we all need to be tracked and followed using a QR code, we best include every girl’s on/off because only a handful of girls are producing these, not even on a daily basis like they should, and we really need to get 99% of the girls out there on board for this ON/OFF movement for HERD On/Off content…and once we get that, I’ll know what every bitch I come across looks like clothed and nude…

It’s nice to do a contrast and comparison…of tits, ass, pussy and the outits they choose…

That’s what I am campaigning for….since we can’t avoid these vaccine passports, lets add some features to them that I can jack off to…maybe remove the QR code and just push those notifications to our phone when we pass each other on the streets, in the stores, etc…a little RFID “AIRDROP” the nudes so I know the kind of slut I’m in the vicinity of…

Let’s keep this totalitarian future sexy.

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