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2021

04

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I am glad to be alive to witness all this insanity, because you’ve seen the sci/fi movies, you’ve heard the conspiracies, but to see it play out is hilarious…

The whole COVID thing, that we’ll assume is real despite their tests not being accurate or their vaccines working are just an interesting approach to health and wellness…

Not once has the government really given a fuck about encourage people to get healthy, they’ve never tried to make us healthy, if anything they’ve just exposed us to bad cancer causing foods, allowed bad cancer causing chemicals to be used in farming, and in the runoff we end up drinking, they’ve been bribed…

Yet instead of taking some blame, like the corporations who are also evil money grubbing perverts who want us sick, they just blame us…the guys with no real say in anything…

So in part of their approach to having a fat, sick and COMPLIANT country, they’ve decided that we can’t shame the fat or ugly, die all YOU BODY SHAMERS, die all you CYBERBULLIES…but KILL THE UNVACCINATED…SHAME THE UNVACCINATED….SHUN THE UNVACCINATED….not to go off on this kick again…

But I know, based on how fat America is, that they don’t give a fuck…..and I know I am supposed to subscribe to not making fun of a fat bitch for being fat, because that’s means…I can’t call my friend who is a fag a fucking fag, because we’re progressive…I need to accept that the girl I am fucking off twitter has a 12 inch cock and not be mad at her about the deception because black trans lives matter or some shit….but I can beat up the unvaccinated in a back alley and the world will CHEER me on like I am a vigilante hero….not to go off on this kick again….but they are trying to police us over it and it is a legitimate concern for everyone…not just the unvaccinated…because it’s an attack on your freedom and a measure of control…

So I’ll just celebrate those being fit, so that they don’t die of COVID if they get it, or other unnecessary diseases that fat people get, and all it takes is some positive life choices…

If you’re like me and ready to die, fit girls being slutty is always nicer to look at than fat chicks…even though THAT’s SHAMING them….so here’s this week’s compilation.

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2021

04

Aug

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Britney Spears, who from my understanding is still under conservatorship that despite the lame activists who decided Freeing Britney deserved to see the light, maybe the Pandemic where they felt like prisoners to the regime, made them sympathetic to Britney living under her own regime, designed by a flaw in the system….or maybe Britney, still the puppet she was groomed to be, is just some sort of false flag or distraction….get people mad over a billionaire popstars golden castle, it’s a good story for people to connect to, you know as they obsess over celebrities and the elite as the people to be looked up to….instead of for being the hacks they are…

That’s not to say I think Britney is a Hack, I just don’t think she runs her own social media and content like this is only being posted because they want to make her look unfit or to use it against her…but I don’t mind the 40 year old mom bod in a bikini…I life of dance and severe control has kept her looking good.

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2021

04

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Unfortunately, the only pussy wedgie I’ve seen today was on a group of middle aged guys who I guess don’t go to office anymore, because COVID or some shit….wearing the silliest bike shorts for their casual bike ride…you know Lance Armstrong role play…

I have said this for years, there’s nothing gayer than bicycle shorts, at least bicycle shorts on a man going for a leisurely ride on a Wednesday….which is why I’ll assume they actually had vaginas….because vaginas seem to fucking LOVE bike shorts, you can’t go outside and see a girl who is not in bike shorts, because they either like the way they look, how they market themselves, or how they feel….because they like them so much…they fuck em….and here’s some pics of bike shorts getting fucked.

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2021

04

Aug

Shitty Viral Song of the Day

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I saw people posting this garbage….because they find it hilarious for whatever reason….

The concept of the viral song is make a song by someone who can’t sing, a concept that’s not all that new, I’ve told girls trying to get famous many times to do cover songs singing badly, and obviously someone did it…only it’s not a cover song…it’s an original song…and the bad singing isn’t clever bad singing or good bad singing…it’s not even funny bad singing…just painful bad singing…which I guess is the point…

Comedy has lost it’s fucking edge, that’s all I know….and people are so simplistic that shit like this can go viral…sad state of the world I guess…

What you’ll like about the video is the girl is being slutty in Church, which is probably what you shouldn’t like about the video, because the generation this is for, need more spirituality, they are empty perverted narcissists…and the idea of twerking in church like she was Madonna back when she sold her soul to the devil…is not something that will offend anyone…they already jerk off to priest / nun porn every few months…because the world is doomed….and this is evidence of that.

I guess she’s a cheerleader who has been trying to get social media famous….and what I’ll say I like about it is that she’s only got 2k followers on Youtube and 1700 on Instagram so she pulled off a bit of a win that girls with followers aren’t creative enough to do….

So whether I hate it or not, which is probably the point…it happened…and you weren’t the one who did it.

Not to mention it mocks low quality shit going viral while proving that talentless hacks can get views…it’s easy to game the system, I just haven’t done it yet…and probably never will.

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2021

04

Aug

Elsa Hosk See Through Bra of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite models, not that I have a favorite model, or that I care about any of these models like some nerd in his mom’s basement who prints out their pics for his personal archive binder he keeps cataloged next to his bed….I don’t have favorite models or celebrities, they are all fucking garbage…but I appreciate Elsa Hosk…the new mother and milk filled tits who is posing like some insta slut, cuz she knows, that’s where the market is…and if she wants to matter as a lingerie model, she has to post lingerie pics disguised as “hair crowdsourcing” advice…you know “does this outfit make me look fat”….or “do you think I should cut my bangs”…when all we’re thinking is how good she’d look banging…maybe that should have been the content we needed…the INSEMINATION process….that made her the baby she’s bounced back from having…

Either way, the Swedish Basketball star turned nude model, turned Victoria’s Secret model…is pretty fucking hot even knowing that her pussy’s been blown out by a child…since this is the porn generation, even the BBC is trying to produce porn for children, that’s how far it’s gone…meaning girls by the age of 25 already have mom pussy from all the objects they’ve inserted in themselves for their social media…

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2021

04

Aug

Farrah Abraham Pussy of the Day

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I like Farrah Abraham. Sure she looks like a fucking circus freak or circus clown and she must be pushing 40 now but I respect her hustle….

She was a young slut who got pregnant young, probably at the request of MTV producers who scouted her at a casting…”you’d be great for teen mom, get pregnant and give us a calL”…to which the fame seeker ran to her closest dick willing to cum in her and said “Not in the ass this time”…making her celebrity dream come true…

She ended up being on a show people apparently watch cuz they like teens who fuck, I mean why else would you watch that shit….and who green lit that Hollywood / Viacom / Sumner Redstone? It’s a little weird to sensationalize teen pregnancy in a way for kids to follow suit hoping they end up on MTV too, only to end up stripping, living in a trailer park on meth with kids that have been abducted by the child protective services, where they are out getting molested, cuz you know good people don’t work in Foster Care…at least statistically….

Instead of spinning off to something mainstream, maybe teen mom grown up, she went into porn…released a sex tape like she was KIM K, only it was with a male pornstar and contrived, turning her from MTV starlet who could have secured brand deals with her social media fame and made millions…to porn slut who made me a lot of money because I ran an affiliate link on her sex tape and Gawker picked it up and shit…that squirt scene was my most important day in history of existence…so I see her as my cash cow and myself as her pimp…even if we never met…there’s that pimp/whore love that is undeniable…

Which is why I’ll stare at her pussy and encourage you all to support this goddess in her exclusive content like she supported me through her squiriting scene unintentionally, but that’s ok…

For the record, it wasn’t life changing money…no private jets or yachts but I am a simple man and it was a huge deal for me….and for that…we celebrate this…whatever it is…

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2021

04

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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IT’s WEED Wednesday, where we celebrate the women who pose naked or half naked with weed….

A lot of the WEED girls who rely on weed as a prop to either justify their nudes, or at least make their nudes more valuable, knowing weed activists will support weed smoking girls naked versus just naked girls, you know it is posturing, finding the hook…basic marketing…these are just some of them.

I am not against weed as a prop in slutty shoots, it’s clickbait, I like clickbait, when we used to produce photoshoots here, we’d push weed products on half naked bitches too….

I am against weed being illegal, not in some weed activist way, there are so many more important things to be an activist about as they are robbing you of your freedoms..

I am against weed being illegal in the first place, not because of the racist line they give you….oh black people were into weed, let’s make it illegal to keep slavery alive in the prison systems….but in the evil corproations who rule the world like the rich industrialists they are….

Because I know that they didn’t like how cheap, how easy it was to grow, how efficient the plant is at things like getting you high that will BITE into big pharma profits, so they’ll just make a synthetic version to push on motherfuckers…

Then there’s the whole hemp industry that poses threats to other big industry, not that that’s necessarily the case, I mean weed is legal on state level in a lot of places now….it’s just probably more about money and control than their real giving a fuck about our “well being” because if they gave a fuck about your well being, they’d give everyone weed….maybe weed wakes people up…connects them to their spirit and other things they don’t want you doing because it goes against worshipping their rule….

I don’t know about any of that, I just know tits and weed, a good hybrid.

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2021

04

Aug

Inbar Lavi Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Inbar Lavi, some 34 year old Israeli spy who is not bombing Lebanon or wherever the fuck the bombs are going off today that no one notices because who cares, there’s tits on the internet that need to be jerked off to…

But she’s still part of the program of producing half nakedness content for social media because she’s a celebrity actress in TV Shows and movies and this is how they market themselves, because it’s easy as shit and it’s not like they’re taking producer dick to get paid….you know that’s probably done behind the scenes…

I’ve never seen anything she’s in…but I have seen her in a bikini…which is probably some logic we can apply to all whores….don’t know what they do…don’t know what they stand for…don’t know anything about them…but I know what they look like in a bikini…I am not hating but it’s hilarious…

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2021

04

Aug

Rainey Qualley Gets Gay of the Day

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I don’t think Andie Macdowell’s daughter is here dyking out for the internet as girls do, when they’re just having fun, in their underwear, like a low level internet sex worker from Ohio trying to make meth money, only being actual rich kids who don’t need to work or do anything with themselves, so they end up going down this heathen road, because being racy on the internet is what they do, what they potentially think is a win….thanks porn industry for ruining the normals..

I get it, you want to see everyone naked, and so do I, but when it’s self produced it’s just so attention seeking and desperate, and when it’s just given away for attention, it’s boring….and I have to question what the fuck went wrong with her upbringing that she can’t just be cool, rich and chilling…you know take the opportunities given to her…she has to do low level half naked lesbian clickbait…pretty fucking pathetic…do better you vapid fucks who confuse being whores with being feminists…

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2021

04

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nipple Workout of the Day

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Fake titty Vanessa Hudgens has been mandated by her handlers, like you may be mandated by your government to get a vaccine, only her mandate is a little more interesting to the perverts out there, than the idea of personal freedoms being replaced with medical tyranny, because her mandate from her team is on the level of “PRODUCE SMUT TO COMPETE ON SOCIAL MEDIA”….because smut is that distraction that gets bitches views..

Her nipples are fucking in HEADLIGHT mode, looking like she’s rocking a set of bolt ons, because she proabably is, but if I say anything bad about her the propaganda from the Chinese Government will flag it ASIAN hate…because she’s Asian you know….about as Asian as she is white…but why run with that conversation…..

Anyway, these girls, even the high paid, are so good at making simple things like working out into a softcore porn scene….

It’s part of the agenda, make everything perverted and a Disney Trained puppet they have money invested into is the perfect vehicle for that…