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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

Jul

Jessica Lowndes Side Boob of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is a giant whatever of a celebrity. I think she was on the 90210 new class TV show, but I could be wrong because I don’t actually care enough to google her. I know she’s not the one who was married to Channing Tatum and I also know that she’s done a series of high profile Hallmark movies, which is where Soap Star caliber actors go to die, you know PORN of the mainstream presented as wholesome masturbation fodder.

She’s got big fake tit and in being subtle she’s got a shirt on with her tits hanging out, but in being no so famous, she’s documenting it herself so EVERYONE SEES THE CLICKBAIT rather than being modest about it and wait for it to go viral like the people used to…now it’s BUTTHOLE selfies posted to SOCIAL MEDIA to hope people care or that enough people like it so you can go on living….instead of not giving a shit about these meaningless numbers…you’re all dumb, eager, thirsty, clickbait, garbage.

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2021

Jul

Lottie Moss Pussy of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’s instagram sister that I say she’s probably never met, but that Lottie has played up because it’s a solid angle to get big on social media, which these people confuse with being big in the fucking world…Seriously, any low level idiot with even a small amount of followers, think they are fucking important, these egos are hard to control…

So a good way to stand out from all the other muppets of social media trying to get rich and famous and establish themselves in the fucking world as people just existing, is to exploit your famous last name….and get naked…because tits get hits, even silly tits..cuz we’re all perverts…

I am all for the world becoming weird naked porn chicks for clout and money, it’s been predicted, since we’re in a lazy and godless world, and finally the caliber of the naked chicks are better than the amateur porn I used to jerk off to…you know I always called it “a little too amateur”….with fat ladies and their Samurai swords on their double wide wall…kind of thing…while this is all HIGH profile….like I’m sure she’s been on Private Jets and in 5 star hotels…I mean she’s a MOSS…

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2021

Jul

Kristen Stewart Tits of the Day

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I would have thought that Kristen Stewart would be the kind of actor who decides that she’s no longer a woman, and that she’s a teenage boy, so that like Ellen Page before her, she’d kill off her name and cut off her tits, and try to grow out her clit into a dick…she just has that vibe…

But I guess she’s just happy being a lesbian, no need to push the boundaries for viral coverage or a way to get more and more famous….because I guess she doesn’t need to be that broken…..

The good news is that she’s into showing her tits, not cutting them off, so we get to see the semi-masculine, not so hot, not so great, but super famous actor with her titties out and if this is what her instagram looks like, since I don’t use instagram, I’m into it….because obviously the next step of the instagram is straight up porn….what a weird time to be around when I’ve been unable to monetize or go mainstream cuz I’m seen as some shitty porn site…when all I do is repost shit from ZUCKERBERG…what a scam…favoritism…OPPRESSION….

In conclusion, lesbians hate me, but I am glad that lesbians are finally getting hotter, cuz no dick in the way of girl on girl sex, is more fun for people into girls not dick.

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2021

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties, like Black People in America, are one of the most oppressed kind of panty….

I am sure comparing Black People to full back panties is a solid “you’re racist” for making light of this whole BLM bullshit that’s been going on the last few years….

The reality is, I just don’t subscribe to people crying about the past, I am a firm believer in working towards the future, and worrying about a system being inherently white supremacist just for existing, seems to shit on the stories and moments that got us here today….plus I think it’s just signaling that doesn’t actually help anyone, but creates division amongst everyone…

I think the Full Back Panties are the most oppressed panty, possibly due to the slave trade that made them, you know Panty companies found cheap slave labor overseas to make new panties for less money, that needed to be marketed aggressively enough for people to burn their existing panties to get their new panties….

The way they did this was shaming women, who I guess are weak minded and follow along with the trends, by saying “we can see your pantyline”….which I know that no dudes were shaming women over because every dude I know loved the pantyline….and they rebranded traditional panties as “Granny Panties” to pull all the SEX APPEAL of them being panties out of them, forcing girls to move onto the less effective thong.

Now, the activists out there are rebelling against what they call the PATRIARCHY, but that is really other women pressuring them to follow the leader, as they do….and they are doing the rebelling by being “empowered” about their panty choices…dumb, definitely…but that’s the world we live in….and here are those granny panties being hot cuz they’re panties..

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2021

Jul

Pool Shark or Pool Whale of the Day

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I used to hangout in pool halls when I was underage because it was the only place I could smoke and drink and befriend degenerates, you know my favorite thing.

I used to stare at the asses of every biker bitch who would step up to the table and sometimes, you’d get a panty flash.

When I came across this ass flash at the pool table, I remembered those days as a pool rat, never a pool shark, and since her ass is big, I’ll call her the pool whale…not that I hate fat asses…I like all asses….but I do like making fun of fat chicks…it’s the cyberbully coded into my soul….

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2021

Jul

Ketchup Wants to be Eaten Bad and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Tries Bending Over Trend on her Boyfriend

7265 Licks to get to the Center of the Tootsie Pop

Girl Teaches Herself the Worm

Can Mimics Girl’s Face

Hitch Break…

Trey Parker on Why South Park Isn’t Affected by Cancel Culture

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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw there was a gym in Canada that is banning the vaccinated which is hilarious to me, I am all for a two class system, provided there are resources for both casts, so get us some unvaccinated stripclubs, brothels, rub and tugs, restaurants, bars, grocery stores, and coffee shops…we need something more fun, edgier and less woke that Starbucks…maybe get some bikini Baristas to go with my Bikini Car Wash, because every time I go to Starbucks, and this has been going on for at least 15 years, the workers making coffee are genderless, or the most stereotypical lesbian, or the most flaming fag….it’s out of control, like they seek out these people to push their evil corporate agenda….

You can be Tyrannical and Authoritarian while being self righteous and woke…you can be a bully while hating cyberbullies and you can be aggressively into censorship, population control, tracking, but still think you’re for freedom….because that’s what being a delusional mindless retard is about motherfuckers…

Brainwashed motherfuckers playing follow the leader…or Simon Says while the rest of us are over here playing HIDE and SEEK and we’re not “It”….you know since you think in children’s games…at least according to late night TV…

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Camila Cabello in a Bikini
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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I remember a time when hot chicks didn’t need to post on social media for attention cuz they were hot….I am sure I’ve written about this, assuming you consider this writing, not that you’re reading this, maybe I should record myself reading it, some Mr Rogers shit…anyway…hot chicks were busy being hot, cool people were busy being cool, rich people were busy doing exclusive rich person shit…and NO ONE had to document their every move to feel like they mattered….they knew no one mattered, or that they mattered more than the other people they knew in their circle so it was fine….but now these self hating self righteous motherfuckers are producing low hanging fruit, desperate as fuck, clickbait content to try their best to be the next Kardashian…

When people didn’t give a fuck and the internet was reserved for nerds…the world was a far better place…

Even now, I don’t work on weekends, meaning I don’t look at a screen or computer, I just sit outside and stare into nothingness and I feel more human than this robot shit…

Social media is the devil, get your news in memes and clips and never watch the whole thing, post your asshole hope to get famous, watch idiots trying to sell you shit you don’t need, you fucking puppet drone falling into your place in this weird fucking world…a soulless, everyone is the same, self righteous expert hot person…when really everyone is just a dumb fucking consumer….not interesting, inspiring, or good…just fucking filler…like everyone else…

It’s too bad that humans lost that whole being human thing and instead are turning into memes….oftentimes hypocritical pretending to be woke yet being totally authoritarian against anyone that goes against their wokeness….BUT at least you can pay to watch them masturbate…you can hate jerk off to them now that everyone is porn addicted and not into fucking, or strictly into fucking, not into the other shit that makes life fulfilling…you dopamine deprived, instant gratification, unimpressive fucks….SHOW ME YOUR TITS.

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Madison Beer is Busty
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Camilla Cabello’s Bikini Selfie!
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Miley Cyrus See Through Crop Top
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Simone Biles Lands her Triple Double Flip
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Christen Harper Wants to Be a Rookie for SI Swim 2022
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Tornado Touches Down Almost Beside Fisherman, He Does Not Care!
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Girl Fails Trying to Get the Shot
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Anna Faris Gets Married
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Bar Refaeli’s Booty in an Orange Bikini
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Caroline Vreeland’s Boobs are Bigger than Her Head
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White Sox Rookie Yermin Mercedes Announces He’s Stepping Away From Baseball
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Cool Photography Trick
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Paulina Porizkova Kicked off Dating App Because they Thought it was an Imposter
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Drunk and Amazing Ring Girl
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2021

Jul

Jordyn Jones Wants To Eat Her Friends Nipples of the Day

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You may not believe you live in a simulation, or in the early days of dystopian society, you may think everything is as it always was, totally normal…even after the pandemic…because you just live your life relatively normally and you don’t watch the news, or the fake news, or get influenced by the lies….you just go through the motions like a slave in training just self absorbed and clueless….

But, when you see these girls get a taste of money from selling their skimpy pictures on the internet, only to turn themselves into low hanging fruit porn star….you have to realize the system is fucked…

I have never been anti-porn, I think porn got lazy and made shitty throat fucking content….I have never been anti-amateur porn…because I am all for girls taking slutty selfies….I am not against girls selling their nudes, panties, or hand jobs….I am all for it….

I just find it weird when people with mainstream success, are sucked into the “if I get more scandalous, more people care and more money is made”….even knowing they’ve been raised on porn….

I just never watched porn and thought the girls were girls I wanted to fuck, I didn’t mind watching them fuck, but I didn’t want to fuck them, because I knew there was something wrong with them, you know, coded weird…

I assume that because dudes loved porn, girls felt porn was the way to get attention, when back int he day, girls wanted to be VS models, not porn chicks in shitty nude shoots…so the girls looked at nasty porn girls and were like “I can do that”….and they are doing that….

It just makes for a weird dynamic or foundation for the next generation to grow up with…I mean we had porn and mainstream, the merging of the two isn’t quite happening how I expected it would, even though I knew the two would merge, I just didn’t think every girl would want to be the porn chick jerked off to, but it makes sense…especially now that they can make millions…

ANYWAY…Jordyn Jones, another child dance star from an alcoholic home that could be a generational incest home in Kalamazoo has been selling bikini pics on INSTAGRAM to her fans….never too racy, always showcasing her hot dance body…

Well, she’s now partnered up with a homie and is co-starring in her OnlyFans content, meaning she’s on ONLY fans showing off that hot ass, not her own OnlyFans, but that’ll happen next when she realizes she can make a million a month..

People all have their price….and it’s not a terrible thing…but it may be down the line when everyone’s just fucked out.

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2021

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Let’s celebrate the inadequacies of a panty design like we celebrate the inadequacies of most people on the internet as they try to find clout and relevance and important by being assholes on social media, but not the good kind of asshole like the asshole behind thong, or even the good kind of asshole who makes people laugh because of just how much of an asshole he is, the bad asshole who just consistently sucks…as they preach whatever bullshit they think they are supposed to because they are just like everyone else…no uniqueness, no individuality, just drones repeating the same words, in the same pose, too dumb to realize they’re actually hypocrites….where as these assholes, assholes we can see through the thong because the thong is inefficient as a panty, yet so many women burnt their old mom panties like it was a Dr Seuss book, because they thought they were supposed to….idiots everywhere, but since the asshole is the gateway to the soul, the uniting orifice all genders can get fucked through, each asshole its own puckered jewell even when there’s no jewell butt plug in….making assholes behind thongs a GLORIOUS experience.

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