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Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2021

Jul

Brie Larson Sauna of the Day

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Earlier today I came across a reddit account called JerkOfftoCelebs, which I sent to my friend who jerks off to celebs and asked if he was part of the movement of dudes talking about how they jerk off to celebs…

Such important posts included “Should I jerk off to Brie Larson’s tits on her Ass”….you know consulting the bros to have them direct your jerking off…pretty fucking queer…but it existed and who knows, maybe you’re that guy….I mean I am one of the older celebrity titty sites, that no one knows exists, but still…I’d assume you’d be a jerk off to celebs type…

Anyway, anyone with a brain would jerk off to Brie Larson’s tits, not her ass, even though she works out, but the real issue is why would you want to jerk off to Brie Larson, cuz she looks like an average at best girl in the park doing her mom bootcamp with other moms, I mean I get that she’s in the movies and paid heavy….I know her team even bought her an Oscar so that they could make an A-List out of her…but everything about her, even the tits, lack star power and she gives off IMPOSTER vibes….maybe that’s all part of her character work, figuring out how to fake being an A-lister when she knows she belongs on a Disney Cruise day care center humoring rich kids…

In conclusion, I don’t think her tits are real, but at least they distract from that old tired fake celebrity face….

If you’re a Brie Larson lover, you’ve been duped by the media man, get a fucking MIND of your own, because even after selling her soul and getting all that aborted fetus stem cells, she’s hotter than she was, but still not hot enough to be a top tier…

If you don’t agree with me, you’re just a fucking puppet too. Fuck you.

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2021

Jul

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s got her titties out in a skimpy top, because that’s the style, that’s the trend, show your tits, people will notice you or notice how stylish you are…

I am not against girls walking around with their tits out, it’s actually a wonderful advancement in the perversion of America, I mean why show cleavage when you can give the whole cow away for free…isn’t that how that expression works..

I can’t imagine bitching about girls walking around in skimpy sheer tops with their tits out, or at least wearing them for their attention seeking instagram feed, you know just loving the fame that they likely don’t deserve, but thanks to digital marketing tricks, they have.

I don’t know if this Bosnian refugee is even all that good at the whole music thing, because I am old and think all new music is mindless swill designed to dumb down America…

I am a firm believer that Josie and the Pussy Cats…shout out Tara Reid was a documentary that they wanted you to know that dog whistles were injected into music to trick you into either buying shit, or worse…

I mean I know every lady gaga song and not once have I listened to a Lady Gaga song, it’s all been by third party exposure…POKER FACE POKER FACE….

The entertainment industry is evil, this is one of their pawns, making titty clickbait….reminding me of a time when I would have been excited to be a celebrity tit, but the celebs weren’t walking around with them out…

I am all for style, all for tits, all for the “down with bra” movement….because I get to see TITTY all day…so keep on perpetuating this style you narcissistic fuck

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2021

Jul

Jojo and Francia Raisa Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I feel like I just did a Jojo’s got fat titties look at her in her sheer dress cuz she wants to remind you that she’s got fat titties, the fat titties have brought her deals and made her money, because fat titties are all the talent you need to get ahead in America…the land of titties..

I did just do a post on Jojo, but she’s apparently friends with Selena Gomez’s organ donor, this bitch lost a Kidney for her career, or for PR, or for CLOUT…that’s fucking major and I’ll assume Jojo sees an opportunity, you know if she’s willing to give an organ to a famous bitch, maybe she’ll give Jojo one too….you gotta keep those kinds of people close, so dumb but so life saving…

Who knows, maybe it’s not about lining up a mooch willing to pay her dues at any cost, maybe they scissor….

They are two bitches in bikinis on a boat…which is sometimes all you need to be…just ask any dude who owns a boat…even the most ratty ass boat can find bitches in bikinis to bow maiden on the shit….

In conclusion, Jojo’s still got fat titties….

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Posted in:Francia Raisa|JoJo

2021

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I will say that living in this braless society of tight shirts, the level of titty you get to see on a daily basis is pretty amazing…but I guess you have to leave your house for that….

So if you’re one of those pussies scared to leave the house because of some fucking virus, instead of being a man and taking that virus by the balls and ripping them off, in a mind over matter, “YOU WON’T KILL ME COVID”….but you’re too much of a bitch for that….so you just sit at home and masturbate in your parent’s house or a house you pay for from government handouts cuz it is easy, or maybe you just work from home like the lucky…getting paid the same to jerk off all day…just not on zoom meetings, that’ll get you fired…

If you’re a stay at home, scared of the virus, mask wearing on walk loser, you get your fair share of tits on the internet too….

We’re suffocating in tits….too many tits to stare at…tits in every direction…you can’t escape them tits….

So here are some girls who say they have tiny tits, to remind you that a handful or less of tit, even if it’s just a fem-nipple on a chest of a woman, not a tranny on hormones, is a magical fucking thing….

If you’re only into big tits, you’re not man enough to read this site, cuz small tits have as much to offer, lots of personality and they only suck when they are on fat chicks, while big tits, are the only thing good about fat chicks, and I hate fat chicks..NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED in this club house…even though fat chicks is all you’re left to fuck and I am talking the real fucking fat chicks….on the Gilbert Grape mom level of fat…now that fat has been normalized by a society who loves CONSUMPTION and CONSUMERISM….”EAT ALL THE BAD FOOD, WE WILL NORMALIZE YOUR OBESITY BY OFFERING YOUR CLOTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT IS NOT FOR THE OBESE”….

Point being, support tiny tits, don’t inject plastic in your tits, do it for the marine life…do it cuz small tits are hot too.

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2021

Jul

Nina Dobrev Bikini of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is Olympic Snowboarding hero and possible billionaire thanks to all his investments from being an Olympic Snowboarding hero’s fleshlight….

This is not a paid post from Fleshlight….none of these posts are paid…I’m not very good at monetization….like the kids of Youtube and Social media on their money grubbing hustle…

I am good at calling mail-order brides from Romania or Bulgaria or wherever Dobrev was from before jumping the invisible maple syrup ice wall to get herself into the Americas since she was too young to be sold off to some fat lonely man with a solid pension….

I guess reducing Dobrev to being a pocket pussy for a rich Ginger haired circus performer with a lot of money isn’t fair…because she’s accomplished shit in her own right, I mean she was on a hit TV show and has lots of instagram followers…she matters….at least in her own mind she probably matters…

I will say that she’s in her 30s, doesn’t have a muppet face, has a realistic looking body, that’s all you can really ask for.

I know I am shocked that I’m the guy who is embracing natural aging as a good thing, but after years of being face to face with these shiny skinned, bloated clowns, seeing someone who still resembles a natural woman and not a kardashian is hot…especially when in a skimpy bikini I’d rather see her bush sticking out of…but we can’t get it all…

We got GIFS from the Julianne Hough Mormon Fuck Fest…

And a weird panty pic…

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2021

Jul

Kara Del Toro Almost Naked of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is some married influencer or titty model who doesn’t get her husband up on her feed, because you can still be a bullshit influencer who tells me that I need collagen in my coffee or show me your epic rich person trips to luxurious places through bikini pics of your tits…I don’t need to know your actual life, and I fucking hate when I come across these people who are basically talking to themselves, usually in some modern internet speak, that I’d call Ebonics, but it’s all white people, maybe they can thank the popularity of hip hop for making them sound half retarded and brain dead, or maybe it’s just the anti-depressants they are on, and the zombie brains they have…I just don’t understand why people who know how to speak, decide to speak dumb, for the internet…but that’s the world we’re in.

I am not saying that Kara Del Toro speaks like an idiot, I was praising her for keeping her personal life and her internet life separate so we can jerk off to the tits in peace, without knowing all the bullshit she gets herself into, cuz I’m not here for the girlfriend experience from these naracissistic fucks who think their voice matters…when it’s about the tits.

Anyway, she must be pushing 30, because she produces CONSISTENT TITTY CONTENT, the way the internet was invented for.

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2021

Jul

Josephine Skriver Test Tube Cleavage of the Day

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Josephine Skriver was made in a test tube because she’s a modern test subject of the miserable future we are getting a bullshit taste of…

You know, the one where these pervert fucks on social media chasing clout on social media have zero knowledge or wisdom. They are just shells of humans who don’t even know how to interact or have conversations with other people. Glued to their phones but really only talking to themselves, to a screen….but they assume the responses they get are from another person….one that is arm’s length away and that you have no actual connection to…

The content you see is all targeted to you, the ads you see targeted to you, your credit card, always available to purchase things you don’t need.

Your human connections are null, there is no longer love or romance, it’s just jerking off to yourself in the mirror, or to porn, maybe it’s a find a random for meaningless sex on a dating app, you know cuz you don’t want to get bogged down and not be able to fuck all the other girls out there ready to fuck…assuming you still have your penis and haven’t cut it off yet…

There is nothing wrong with tradition, with conservatism, with a balance between the new and the old, that’s how we learn, how we grow, how we relate to each other…there is nothing wrong with talking to each other, having different points of view, debate…rather than just being angry at each other….

So consume, live in your echo chamber, watch their netflix and be polluted by their agenda, order your food, be alone in your pod, own nothing…be happy…

And like Skriver and her hot tits, babies will be made in a lab, not in a home…

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2021

Jul

Jojo See Through of the Day

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Jojo’s comeback tour continues…the 30 year old child star or tween star who disappeared for most of her 20s decided to finally reveal the fact that she had tits on social media, by literally pulling her tit out on a workout video posted to her instagram, you know that kind of stuff is never accidental…it’s all part of master marketing plan…a “I’ve managed to peak off my nostalgic fans, I haven’t been able to get a viral hit song like Rebecca Black with those fans, my concerts attact a couple hundred people, I’m rocking a huge set of tits, let’s show those off and see where it takes us”…..

We are simple minds, we always have been, men get dumber when they see tits, even if they don’t consider themselves men anymore, you know cuz being a man is embarassing or whatever cuck beta bullshit they’ve been pushing on the SOY BOYS…not that I’m an alpha over here, 99 percent of people think I am a whining fag when they land on the site, I’m just not a pussy….but I like pussy.

We’re simple minds and after all the years of porn being mainstream and accessible, we’re basically devolving into apes, and tits speak to us more than any other storyline…

But yeah, Jojo showed her tits, got a job modeling lingerie for Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand, and she’s been running with that, and I appreciate it….

This is her sheer dress.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2021

Jul

Heather Graham and Vanessa Hudgens Get Wet of the Day

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I am pretty slow to the gate on this one, but that doesn’t make it any less amazing, there’s only so much I can post in a given day, there is a physical limit before my brain implodes….and there’s no shortage of pics of sluts, or shitty celebs being sluts, because that’s the society we live in…

Anyway, Disney Puppet who has been sexualizing herself properly for the last year and half since her “break up” to her staged boyfriend of the time, Vanessa Hudgens, is having the time of her fucking life, and she’ll likely tell you it is because she’s vaccinated, because she pushes all the same agenda bullshit…

But yeah, Hudgens is with Heather Graham, the roller girl who rolled into our hearts and masturbation routine in a pre-porn era of everyone being a pornstar, while Heather Graham was playing a Porn Star in the movies, thanks to the magical Boogie Nights that I haven’t seen since the 90s or whenever it came out, because I want to remember it being good..or innovative…or whatever the fuck it was at the time. Basically the same reason I won’t re-watch KIDS.

So together, they are in Italy at some film fest where they collectively decided to get bikini pics taken by the paparazzi, you know as they say “WHEN IN ROME”….might as well make a viral moment because that’s all anyone wants anymore, consistent viral moments to matter…pretty depressing, but it comes with a lot of half nakedness which makes it easier to stomach…
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Here’s some more pics of Heather Graham in bikini…

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Posted in:Heather Graham|Vanessa Hudgens

2021

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Here’s are weekly round-up of tight pants that I didn’t creepily take from the park bench, which would make for more interesting “Original Content” but I used to post videos of homeless people being amazing idiots, or drunk people being amazing idiots, and no one cared, if anything, it got me deleted from youtube, so fuck that effort, especially when the girls are posting their tight pants, albeit edited version of their tight pants, because all these bitches lie shamelessly and guilt free and pretend the images of them are real, even though we know their fat midgets who don’t look nearly as good as this, so if anything, the staring at the edited version may be fantasy, augmented reality, or virtual reality…but this is the internet, soon enough you’ll all be jerking off to cartoons like those hentai anime freaks have been for years….

That said, I see a fuck of a lot of tight pants, where you can basically see the ring of the asshole….that’s just how tight they are…and this is a tribute to that trend of these exhibitionist women being shameless on the internet or in public, because we’re a visual society…I mean we only read picture books now…half retards but at least we know how to fuck….weird times.

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