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2021

21

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld’s Bikinis of the Day

This is probably not that important, but Hailee Steinfeld posted a racy butt shot on her instagram because I guess she’s tanning, or by the pool, wherever her luxury villa may be….

But the reality is that over COVID, Steinfeld followed her personal training father and uncle’s lead and got fit as fuck, for a while she was pretty dumpy, at least at for someone her age, but that’s all changed and all it took was fitness…a reminder to all you sloppy bitches out there…workout, you’ll be a better version of yourself and maybe people will jerk off to your half naked reflection in a photograph…..since this is a fucking glass door reflection selfie…but still one worth looking at…I mean it’s basically a mirror just more distorted….I used to jerk off to scrambled porn…a blue tit in the top right corner, an ass in the bottom….I can handle this kind of scrambled porn.

The other thing is that in an era where there are no celebs, everyone is a self righteous and self involved celeb, and the celebs they care about are influencers not shitty actors, she’s basically as close to a young A-Lister as you can get…the future generation, hence the Action Blockbusters she’s already cast in….and we need celebs from the movies or TVs, instead of social media losers winning…so here’s that A-List Ass being an Social Media Loser while winning…

This whole hollywood getting in on social to compete or get some of the views and relevance of “infleuncers and youtubers” has brought us lots of half naked content of people from movies and tvs..so thank the useless influencers for paving the way in “TITS GET HITS”….so reduce yourself to that level, the masses understand it.

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2021

21

Jul

Isabel Goulart Ass Shot of the Day

Isabel Goulart’s a legend, she’s not as old as I thought she was, but she’s still as good as I’ve thought she was…

This Victoria’s Secret model brought up from Brazil with the rest of them fucked off from NYC model bullshit at least 10 years ago, only working for them for the fashion show, not that her career matters, or that her career even sucks, just that I like a girl who has the opportunity, walk from it, knowing how sleazy being in New York is when she can be in Brazil being famous…

I used to do posts on her instagram fitness when her name popped up and I remembered she existed and I always liked seeing her in action because health and wellness is hot, when it’s applied to a tanned model with an amazing body, it just makes them toned and better…

In a world of fat chicks, I really apprecaite a hot girl with a fit fucking body, being fit, maintaining, eating healthy…assuming she is a hot girl and not just a Brazilian tranny, they were the hub before social media made being trans a trendy meme for everyone to hop into….

Anyway, apparently, Goulart is still fit and her ass is fantastic..



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2021

21

Jul

Jordyn Jones Pussy Rubbing of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some pervert young dancer from the internet who makes money selling exclusive content of herself half naked, but it’s on instagram, so it’s not seen as porn or sex work, it’s the grey area called CLOSE FRIENDS, where she can filter out who can and can’t see her sleazy content that we know isn’t for friends…but girl’s gotta get paid..

She’s basically from a white trash alcoholic, possibly generational incest family, we don’t even know if they had running water or power in the barn they lived in before selling her off the the neigbor like they were Celine Dion’s family…only in this case the neighbor was some TV producer who makes dance shows about children dancing…the kind of thing you’d expect a motherfucker to get arrested for but they posture it that moms like watching kids dance and it’s for the moms…but moms watching kids dance is almost as weird….NO ONE but parents and close family should ever see a kid dance…unless it’s at a fucking wedding…or local ballet recital.

Anyway, here she is doing some dance that looks like she’s about to finger herself..in some shorts with her tight dance body and as creepy or shitty her start was, she’s killing it now…and all it takes is a gyrating of the hips…ELVIS WAS RIGHT.



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2021

21

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fitness is important and if you’re too fucking lazy to partake like basically 90 percent of people are obese fucks and the 10 percent who aren’t are still lazy, they just have better metabolisms, or gut flora that eats the fat, or are dying of AIDS….if people still die of AIDS…

Point being, fit or not, girls who do fitness are more athletic, have higher sex drives, have more stamina to fuck, and are fun to watch in their slutty fitness poses…

I guess working out makes girls horny, maybe all that motion, so maybe it’s worth joining the gym just to smell their wetness as they row, or do YOGA, or jog with their tight pants jacked up their vaginas…

I know that the only reason to go to the gym is for the pussy, or to stare at the pussy, which is why they make girl only gyms…but luckily there are still sluts out there who like being gawked by men, it gives them self esteem, makes them feel desirable, the CAT CALL is not a sexist thing, it’s a shout out you uptight fucks…and the cat call with dick in hand is just a friendly gesture of our saying “We appreciate you”…

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2021

21

Jul

Malu Trevejo Braless of the Day

I don’t really know how relevant this girl is, but I have been in the park on more the one occasion where college kids are talking about her and I’m not even joking…both times, different people, were saying how her plastic surgery triggers them….but old timey me was like “who the fuck is Malu Trevejo”….I just assumed she was Danny Trejo’s daughter but I figured it out…you know like a real problem solver I figured out what they meant…I know what a genius…

Anyway, she’s a huge TikTok star for the very important skills that any mindless dancing monkey can pull off, but that for some reason we REWARD people for….CHASE THE VIEWS because we’ve decided anything with views, even shitty things with views are “good”…even when they aren’t…

I don’t know if she’s got the record deal, movie deals, brand deals, but she’s likely got the OnlyFans running, they all do, get those millions when it’s available….I get it because when society is strictly based on money and it is so easy to get when you get naked…get it… YOU TOO CAN BE A Kardashian…

She looks a little rugged, got her tits done when she turned 18, like a true hero you want your kids to idolize….right….

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2021

21

Jul

Lorena Rae Tennis Booty of the Day

Lorena Rae is a German model that I’ve posted about before because I find her hot…

This is her on the tennis court, which I also find hot…I’m a big tennis pervert, the kind of guy you wouldn’t want at the country club watching the ladies round robin, because I’d be busy jacking off in the corner until being asked to leave….you know those tennis skirts are pornographic to me…plus I don’t think there’s any sport where girls look cuter than tennis…all other sports lack the mini skirts and the sexual grunts….and the panty flashes and the pussy sweat…

She’s showing a little of her ass, because you have to be cheeky to get seen and even those making money, want to be seen, it’s a never satisfied keep giving me more and more until I implode, because it’s a nice distraction from hating myself.

That’s not to say that hot model Lorena Rae hates herself, I don’t know her, it’s to say I fucking love that she’s jacked her tennis skirt up to show me her fit tennis ass cheek, the way the country clubs of yesteryear have frowned upon, but it’s porn world now, not clown world now….

I figure, since the Germans still control the world, we should bow down this goddess…but even if they didn’t…she’s still worth bowing down to…

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2021

21

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

The pussy wedgie, for the pussy lover, or the trans pussy lover, since they make inserts for trans people to tuck their dicks into that have fat pussy lip mounds to give the really confusing illusion of there being a pussy up in there, when the rest of them is telling you another story, like that they are a Kardashian inspired sugar baby ready to suck dick for money, cuz everything is transactional in this world of everyone being a sex worker instead of someone who holds the sanctitude of sex, love and romance in high esteem…you heathens…

But yeah, I fucking love seeing cameltoes from every angle, in every outfit, at any time….bikinis, panties, fitness gear, I don’t care….the pussy definition is a magical thing that for whatever reason, girls have decided they love showing off…maybe it feels good…or maybe it feels good to be a little racy, provocative and arousing when they leave the house, like when they masturbate for money in the comfort of their home, but different!

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2021

21

Jul

Rumer Willis Butthole on The Beach of the Day

I don’t know if the vaccine is giving me prions disease from the spike proteins shedding, of it is just early onslaught dementia, but I do know that I am having a seriously time accepting that Rumer Willis is worth a fuck for reasons besides being Bruce and Demi’s daughter….but because she’s got a hot enough fuckable body…how did that happen…obviously instagram filters, fillers, fitness, rich person shit…

But you know even as the ugly duckling, she’s likely still a cunt, you know if you were to date her would be probably a horrible spoiled tyrant that makes you life hell, cuz she doesn’t know she’s a potato headed freak, she thinks she’s the famous daughter of famous people and she’s been trained to no listen to the haters, cuz they are just jealous….but you also know if you were to date her, the house and lifestyle would be that of the famous, and your kids together would get the best education even in a society that has flushed education down the toilet and traded it for social media selfies and screen time….

Basically, what I am saying is, Rumer Willis is worth a fuck and that’s hard for me to say cuz I know she’s the worst…


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2021

21

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

There are two arguments I’ve heard about weed being illegal and the main one is that weed was a black drug of choice, you know all those hepcat jazz musicians getting their reefer on, while white people were all exposed to REEFER MADNESS and told to DRINK their faces off, even if it led to bad decisions like driving over or into families, or maybe even beat their wives, since booze never ends well for anyone and I am saying that as a drunk…

So they love to say that weed being illegal was strictly a racist play, since everything is racist, but I’m more of a believer in the fact that weed grows like a weed, and thus can’t be patented or marketed unless heavily regulated and how can you regulate something you can grow in your backyard…it doesn’t make fiscal sense…they make more money policing weed…or having Big Pharma decide to patent a synthetic THC instead of just letting them smoke the good stuff…

These people are run by money….so whether weed being illegal to imprison black people to work in the prison system as modern slaves….or if it was illegal because it was a threat to big pharma cuz weed is medicinal…the reality is that the fact it was illegal is evidence that the government doesn’t give a fuck about you….and never did and never will…

If they do make it legal, it’s a manipulation tactic to distract you, because the real issue is that it was made illegal in the first place…don’t get excited when it becomes legal, that just means the governement’s got a way to tax it….be mad it was ever illegal in the first place….like they have the authority on our bodies…right? LOL….of course they do…they’re the government and we’re the idiots..

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2021

21

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

It’s funny to see Kristin Cavallari at 40 or near 40 as a mom of 3 finding new life thanks to social media….because prior to social media…she was “Laguna Beach” cast member who thought she was too big to do “The Hills” and basically fell off while seeing all her friends or colleagues become really fucking famous….”The Hills” was a big show, I never saw an episode, but I was on the internet and saw it.

Anyway, she did what a barely famous, almost famous, was famous enough thanks to an MTV show would do, and that was marry someone rich, she chose an athlete, it’s a solid strategy to guarantee a lifestyle and it’s the low level basic mall brand girl’s dream…

Now that social media is everything, people only think in MEMES and headlines, while taking selfies, or staring at other people’s life…Cavallari has been able to get fans, followers, launch a direct to consumer brand to get those high margins without having to invest in retail locations….drop shit that shit….

So I think she probably feels like she’s at the top of her game, especially with her recent divorce, where she’s playing up the basic rich divorcee finding her pussy again, as she produces shitty bikini smut on the beach…but the good news is she’s skinny…

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