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2021

09

Aug

Wet Anne Winters of the Day

Anne Winters is some hot skinny blonde 27 year old actress who has won a Daytime Emmy, which is apparently still an actual Emmy, they just like to segregate the Emmy’s based on time of day the TV show airs, because you can’t have those heathen daytime actors, like SOAP STARS, pollute the talent poll of the nighttime sitcom, that’d be OUTRAGEOUS…you need to give those Daytime TV people something to strive for, maybe one day their fake Emmy will become a real Emmy, if only they get cast on an EVA LONGORIA or ELLEN backed show….

She’s also one of the girls in 13 Reasons Why….which was a show that sensationalized suicide for young people, because the girl who killed herself made a tape for all the people who drove her to suicide, you know…the ultimate revenge…which in real life would likely never happen because if someone is dumb enough to kill themselves because of other people, maybe those people would be more on the “survival of the fittest and that shit is weak”…I saw the series, but I love the 25 year old playing high school kids shows to see how stupid they are making the next generation that watch that shit passively when taking selfies…

Anyway, Anne Winters made a decision to kill it on instagram, knowing she had some fame, but needed more fame, and fame comes to those who get half naked on the internet…she was probably like “I can take slutty pics half naked, I am fit, I am hot, let’s do this”…and she’s done it.

I don’t use social media, it’s the garbage that is destroying society, but when I check her feed for content to post, there’s ENDLESS supply of photoshoots with her half naked…and this is a taste of that…

I mean if you have to make yourself into a Glamour Model to become an hireable actor in this weird fucking world, it makes for good times for the people like us, who are into Glamour models and the reduction of all women to their sex appeal….only for them to cry feminism and down with the patriarchy….while FEEDING the people they would call misogynists for objectifying them…because it’s all bullshit, they just want likes and follows and run with whatever strategy that works…TITS getting HITS…

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2021

09

Aug

Hailey Clauson Cleavage of the Day

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I used to shit on Hailey Clauson, despite her big hipster tits, that have since gone mainstream, but at the time I used to shit on Hailey Clauson, her tits were hipster….and the reason I’d shit on her is because when she was underage, she got some corporate job for Urban Outfitters, doing some campaign for them, which in and of itself is pretty creepy, you know get a bunch of 16 year olds half naked and humping motorcycles, but her father was on set and together they decided they’d use this opportunity to get fucking paid…so girl sued her client….and settled for what I’ll assume is a lot of fucking money…she was asking for 28 million dollars…so she probably got some lifehanging settlement….

I wasn’t siding with Urban Outfitters for being creepers who deserved to be sued, fuck the corporations and their money grubbing, give the girl what she deserves, I was just amazed that she didn’t get black listed by the industry for doing that…but instead she has been able to work consistently….

In 2014 she made the switch from hipster fashion model, to mainsteram model with Sports Illustrated, probably Victoria’s Secret, and it’s been good and throughout it all, she’s had big tits…

So I got nothing but good things to say about Hailey Clauson….because tits but I will look at her tits.

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2021

09

Aug

Helen Hunt Tits of the Day

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When I clicked the link that read “Helen Hunt Tits” I was not expecting to see Helen Hunt’s actual tits…I am still shocked…

This is from some show she’s on called Blindspotting, which has the compelling premise of:

“As Miles, Ashley’s partner of 12 years and father of their son, is suddenly incarcerated, she is left to navigate a chaotic and humorous existential crisis when she’s forced to move in with Miles’ mother and half-sister….and in episode 8…Helen Hunt will flash her tits”….

I am not one who jerked off to Mad About You, but I didn’t have cable in the 90s, so I watched all the hot sitcoms of the time when I wasn’t eating stripper pussy at the grossest stripclub down the street from my apartment….it was the shit that will cause my throat cancer….the pussy eating…not Helen Hunt…

When watching Mad About You, I didn’t think “let’s see Helen Hunts Tits” in any way beyond my typical and basic “I want to see all girl’s tits”…or “this would be better if that bitch was naked”….which was not quite the same level of wanting to see Jenifer Aniston’s tits….you know cuz her nipples were hard and ready to cut glass every episode….

I’ve seen Helen Hunt’s other work…like Twister…and didn’t have a hard on for her, so I don’t even know if she’s ever been naked before, but she’s flashing her tits like she’s at Mardi Gras or heading to a college girl volleyball tournament on a long bus ride, and it’s weird…but amazing….shocking even….and I never get shocked…

So maybe the future of these old bitches competing with young bitches will involve these old bitches fisting themselves in video since they’ve got the experience, the weak pelvic floor, aged.

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2021

09

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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All I know about Covid is that in the beginning they played up the medical workers as heroes, the medical workers loved the hype, it fed their egos which allowed them to get on the narrative, even medical workers at dental offices and in the non COVID wards would cry about hot much stress COVID has caused for them….changing in the car before being hosed down in the backyard where they live in their fifth wheel trailer instead of in the house because they don’t want to kill the family….YOU HEARD THE STORIES…fear mongering bullshit based on fiction not fact.

That led to these medical workers, or at least some of them to see opportunity, fuck “WE CAN GET TIPPED BY PEOPLE AT HOME FOR OUR NUDES”….ride that guilt like sick opportunist fucks. I mean COVID did really launch Onlyfans to the mainstream, it became the goto money maker to people bored at home with credit cards unaware that nudes are free if you DO NOT BUY INTO IT….

So all these opportunists everywhere lying to the public to push their agenda or because they fear being cancelled, misleading people….obviously are now no longer the HEROES they were for a year, because they are pushing the mandated vaccine and the medical worker heroes are resisting, you know since it’s not approved, or since they had covid, or worked on the front lines for a year and didn’t die, so are willing to take their chances…

So no longer heroes, but still nude, and I’ll endorse that….

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2021

09

Aug

Demi Rose Nude of the Day

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Demi Rose is a sex worker….she’s been a sex worker since before she fucking started the whole social media thing, but thanks to the vapid and disgusting nature of social media, where it celebrates the low hanging fruit that is slutty content like it’s some big deal and not clickbait….she’s been able to get fucking paid by all kinds of people we’ll assume shit on her….what do they call it…a HUMMUS PARTY…where the influencer gets sent to an Arab country, to lay down in a luxurious setting, maybe on a billion dollar ship, and get that BUKAKE the way nature intended because that’s how sex work works…and pay goes up the more followers you have….it’s quite the achievement…

We get it, you show your monster tits and silly ass on social media, that’s all it takes for the media to call you the next Kim K….or the UK’s Kim K….but it’s too bad that we’ve been rewarding these people instead of people with actual marketable skills….it just dumbs down society and that’s too bad…but at least it does it with TITS.

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2021

09

Aug

Camila Cabello Bikini Top of the Day

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2021

09

Aug

Ashley Greene Crotch Shot of the Day

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I’ve been a big Ashley Greene hater for a long time and I’ll tell you why….and that’s because she’s a fucking liar.

There was a time when the Florida trash, who could be rich kid, there are rich people in Florida, not everyone in Florida is a zombie eating people under bridges on Bath Salts, there’s a lot to that great state…but that doesn’t mean it’s not trashy….or that Ashley Greene isn’t trashy…

But yeah, she fucked herself onto the right movie franchise (Twilight), it made her fucking life, and she’s still here because of it…

The reason I hate her, is because in her celebrity hustle, back when she was on the hit movie franchise she got cast in, she was fucking a Jonas brother back when people weren’t heathens, you know Britney couldn’t masturbate on stage like she was Miley in 2020….society hadn’t been destroyed by social media yet….but yeah, she pretended they were virgins with purity rings on, when you know she was getting deep dicked by everyone at the Jonas Brother’s party, they just couldn’t advertise it….and at the time, it was upsetting, like BE REAL fuck….we’re not idiots….

In hindsight, after all we’ve been through, I fucking appreciated those times, I don’t need to hear everyone’s sexual deviance, perversion, fetish or fantasy….I don’t care what you fuck, how you fuck it, or why you fuck it, I just like to not know about it….every where I fucking look….keep it to yourself, save it for people who earn the right to know about your perversions…you fucks…

Either way, Ashley Greene’s spread legged in shorts and you can see where her pussy is, like how I stare at girls in skirts riding bikes, only there’s no bike involved, just a spread leg selfie…weird pose for a selfie…but I get it….you know sluts.

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2021

09

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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There is a fight on American family values, at least that’s what it looks like, with everyone being a heathen fuck, living the sex worker life like it’s an achievement, when it’s what used to be seen as a the bottom of the fucking barrel, like girls would look at sex workers and think “ewwww”….knowing that if push came to shove, they could hop on and do the same thing, but didn’t want to and never would fathom doing that because they were decent people with a decent moral code….

So everyone has become a hook-up culture heathen, which is fun to watch as a voyeur but questionable when it comes to the future of society…these paid to masturbate fucks, having no human connection, viewing relationships with other people as a burden, thinking that sex is something to monetize and not something beautiful, so we’ve got all these fucking heathens out there….

Then there’s the whole turn on tradition, fuck tradition or what makes us who we are, down with family, even though these socialist sluts all live with their parents…

But there are still a group of women still breeding, they’re still into making babies, whether it’s to trap a man, which I doubt, or for a prop for instagram, which I believe would happen….”THE KARDASHIANS HAVE KIDS IN THEIR HOUSE OF EVIL SO I SHOULD TOO”…

Luckily, the vaccine is rumored to sterilize people, because clearly we’re at a state in our history where sterilization may be a good thing, we don’t need more dumb fucks making more dumb fucks, we’ve got enough….

In the meantime, women can still breed, and those who do, still want to get in on that sex work hustle, so they use their big milk filled tits as a tool to reach out to a fetish that will a MUCH bigger fetish when everyone is a genderless weirdo who can’t breed…

We’ll get there people, but for now, we got MILKY TITS being monetized…or shown off for attention which we can assume is to eventually monetize…and I think it is a lot of fun….send them to my BUNKER…not that I have a bunker, BUT wish I did because I always wanted to.

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2021

09

Aug

Woman Puts Husbands Face on her Swimsuit and Other Videos of the Day

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Tranny vs Store Owner

Lady on a Zero Gravity Ride

Macaw starts her day with a quick flight around the block.

Old Man Skate Boarding

Girl on Kayak

Classic – Girl VS Spilled Booze

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2021

09

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up all you two spirits.

While I spent my weekend wondering how many mindless retards conditioned from social media were dropping their unvaccinated friends because their ruler Jennifer Aniston told them too, even though I doubt she’s even vaccinated, the elite class was having a party on seaside property despite the impending threat of climate change because you drive a gas vehicle….

This party was in a 30 million dollar property, one of many owned by the family, affordable thanks to a lifetime career as a public servant because there is no corruption in the ruling class.

As far as I’m concerned, as a COVID denier, I think we should all be having parties even lame expensive ones with people like Christie Tiegen in attendance…I wonder if she left her dead fetus she paraded around the internet at home, or if that was her gift to the birthday boy….

They basically announced that COVID and covid protocols being introduced are just a farce, and covid is finally over as it should be….but instead of taking that cue, the restrictions are getting tighter, the pressure tighter, on the peasant class…

There is no defending this behaviour, it’s a blatant fuck you pleebs, they are parading their money, sophistication, elitism harder than a rap video, while pretending to give a fuck about you….

The future generation, who are a bunch of socialists, are used to envying rich people on their social media, so they’ve accepted their role, but it’s a joke and you shouldn’t find it funny.

Even though the blatant cockiness of it, is hilarious…men may not have testosterone anymore thanks to veganism and hormones in the food but that’s some bravado…

Point being, stop being a fucking idiot and open your eyes, here are some morning links…not like you’ll click them….you jerks have turned you backs on me.

Rita Ora is Hot in Lingerie
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Bebe Rexha in a Bikini Showing Skin…
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Italian Runner Gaia Sabbatini Enjoys a Day Off After Competing in the Olympics
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Markie Post loses battle with Cancer at 70
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Dr. Dre Talks About The First Time He Met Eminem
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Greek Wildfires!
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Soccer Player Turned OnlyFans Star Madelene Wright Still Has It
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What Happens When Two Monkeys Get Paid Unequally?
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Dead Comedian Trevor Moore in some Medical Skit…
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How Does A Wild Orangutan Sawing Compete Against A Robot Orangutan?
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Cam Sluts being Cam Sluts are Amazing!
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