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2021

06

Aug

Rumer Willis Bikini of the Day

We live in an era that the Kardashians paved the way for, proving that everyone is a follower fuck who just jumps on any trend they come across, now more than ever, thanks to social media….

Before social media, you’d find different kinds of people into different things, you could find pockets of the world that was unphased by MTV…not everyone was a suburban mall shopping idiot, you know the mainstream kid we’d see on TV back in the 80s and 90s, but that most people outside of the suburbs weren’t influenced by….but throw in social media and there you go….everyone’s the fucking same clone…

I remember I was in a small hick town about 5 years ago, a town I had been to before, where the woman at the time were real fucking hicks with a thick Canadian accent, you know, sheltered fucks…..but 5 years ago….the girls were in leggings, and crop tops and were talking in up-talk, like the girls of the internet do…and it weirded me out…but realized…SOCIAL MEDIA DID THIS…

Anyway, the Kardashians have created these muppet women, who basically look trans, ruining natural beauty, but giving dudes on the fence the opportunity to live the sugar baby life…that’s why rappers are fucking tranny dudes…they look like their women…

So Rumer Willis, a daughter of a plastic surgery addict, Demi not Bruce has done some self improvement, because she’s not as ugly as she used to be…..so I’ve made fun of her in the past, before realizing I have a daughter of celebrity fetish….now I just think she’s good enough to fuck, you know to get access to her parents and celebrity life…and this bikini supports that…

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2021

06

Aug

Zoey Deutch Hard Nipples of the Day

I saw these Zoey Deutch hard nipple selfie erotica designed for you to jerk off to Zoey Deutch, because clearly the women of the internet like the attention, or like being jerked off to and the whole thing is at the point of ridiculous….

If you have to break it down, Zoey Deutch has a famous mom and a famous dad, they are rich…so there’s no real need for her to have a career of her own, she could just chill…but acting isn’t really an actual career, not when you’re mom is famous, it’s just something to do that gets you paid…I get that…why not get the money when you can…you can never have enough money…in this money grubbing society that doesn’t realize money is going to be worthless….

So yeah, no need to work, but she works….craving for that attention, and she’ll use her nipples for that, because it will lead to more money down the line….

Good lessons to teach the kids…if you’re rich, or spoiled, or entitled….if you work and get paid well, you can still show off your hard nips cuz you like they way your tits look in the selfie…cuz everyone’s a fucking pervert….and so am I.

Ultimately, I don’t mind Zoey Deuthc, I saw her in a movie about Buffalo NY and she was good, but that’s not saying much, since acting, despite being overhyped to be a distraction for people, is not an impressive thing.

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2021

06

Aug

50 Cent Found This Amazing Pool Party of the Day

Remember when Gilbert Grape’s mom was shocking to most people, people couldn’t believe a bitch was that fat, and now you can’t leave the house without seeing one….go to WALMART you’ll know…they LIVE amongst us….

So 50 cent posted this on social, it’s amazing and his caption was better, something like “Wtf is this pool party, I think they ate all the men”….

My theory is that they ate as much food as they could for the last 20 years of their life, so all it took was some fat girl fetishist to offer them free food…..so long as they do a little bikini congo line from obesity hell….

All the fried food, PIZZA, Burgers and cakes they can….an offer they couldn’t refuse…

Either way, it’s a solid energy for the weekend, take it in…

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2021

06

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets may not only be associated with prostitutes in Paris in the 1920s…but they are still associated with whores…it’s just that all girls are now whores….so whether they wear fishnets or not, and they usually do, doesn’t take away that fishnets are for whores..whore.

Fishnets are a symbol of how hypocritical the idiot new age feminists who don’t make sense, like so many people out there, because they just take the superficial talking points and don’t dig beneath the surface….so it’s feminist to sexualize yourself, it’s not feminist to call them whores, it’s feminist to sell your nudes, it’s not feminist to call them whores….like are we re-writing the dictionary based on convenience…

Not to mention, a fishnet used to trap fish, in and of itself objectifies women and calls their pussies smelly indirectly…isn’t that oppressive, misogynist, I mean…not if it cuts into profits in their whoring…

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2021

06

Aug

Weight Lifting Spotter and Other Videos of the Day

Bitch and her Hula Hoop

Weird Queer Hits Himself in Balls I Doubt he Has

Driving a Tesla Doesn’t Make You a Man….In Fact it Does the Opposite

Dumb Bitch Slips

Dumb Bitch on a Rope Swing

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2021

06

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not trying to be a COVID hub of misinformation, although being one of the 12 people the US government highlighted as being a hub of misinformation would be hilarious, maybe good for web traffic, maybe that’s the LEWINSKY story I need…..No one gets that reference, but apparently that site DRUDGE REPORT which I don’t go to ever, got their big viral break with the LEWINSKY story and in 18 years of doing this, I still haven’t had a LEWINSKY story moment, even though I’ve broke about 3-4 exclusives with my HARD hitting journalism over the decades….

BUT I WILL SAY….

People I see online seem to think that the delta varian is created by the unvaccinated, which doesn’t make the most sense to me, because it would seem that a vaccine during a pandemic would alter a virus more than unvaccinated people just catching a virus….but I am not a doctor, so fine….

So with that logic, people think vaccine passports are good because they unvaccinated won’t taint their existence, but even if that were true, and the unvaccinated were carted off to a Gas Chamber somewhere for not being into government control over health, body and basic rights, the vaccinated will still be dealing with COVID, since you can still get and pass covid around…..

The other thing I see online is the Delta variant thing, which they don’t test people for, because they don’t even have accurate enough tests for the FDA to approve, yet that’s what they are still using….unapproved, ineffective tests are determining our future…and they’ve decided to assume all positives with their unreliable tests are DELTA, when they need to do genome sequencing to determine whether it’s DELTA and no one’s doing that….

So as they use propaganda to make you think you are free or take your rights to make you safer, maybe they call themselves liberals, because liberal means liberated and free…..all while implementing weird tracking tools…which will keep getting more and more aggressive….we’re all here thinking they have our best interests so we can live our lives…

The people who pretend to care don’t care. The people running shit are fucking EVIL with a lot of blood on their hands historically…they are 80 years old with decades of blood on their hand…..

MEANING…this site is a joke…what I write are jokes…whether people realize it or not…and so is the apparent future…a terrible fucking joke…and as someone who’s written terrible jokes for 18 years…I can spot a bad joke when I see one….

Here are stepLINKS…in the morning, even if it’s not morning, I’m lazy.

Ariel Winter Tans her Booty
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Dua Lipa and a Bunch of Girls in Bikinis
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The Blonde Bomber’s Lingeire Weigh In
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George Carlin’s Joke on Germs
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Japan Adds Juggling to Relay Race
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Guy Steals TV, Falls Out of Getaway Van
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South Park Creators Ink Massive
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Happy Dog – Glad Fauci Didn’t Kill Him I guess
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Bearded Dragon Plays the Bongo Drum
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2021

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

USA! USA! USA! I’m rooting for you……

I was just thinking if shit hits the fucking fan and the conspiracies are real…and the brainwashing was effection….and the people who are being pit against each other for the entertainment of the people at the top, who live in a totally different society than us normals….actually fall for it….because that’s how things could pan out….things could get fucking messy….people will EAT EACH OTHER….

Just remember what USA represents, wrestling, titties, fucking muscle cars, fucking fucking, porn…I mean all the things you know and love….guns…fucking girls…fucking…Levis Fucking Jeans…they didn’t pay me to say that, why didn’t they pay me to say that…I prefer wrangler anyway…they didn’t pay me to say that, why didn’t they pay me to say that, why do marketing people neglect and discriminate us because we post tits…that’s fucking racist and anti-trans, since I identify as an AI…not a human…call me IT….it turns me on…say it again….you minx you…that’s queer! No it’s not….we’re all in this together….and it can’t be gay if I’m an “it”…

It’s like that time my friend fucked a tranny, pre-op who wasn’t on hormones…no tits…I was like “Dude, you fucked a dude with make-up on, that’s not quite fucking a trans”….

In conclusion….we’ll apocalypse together until they turn off the internet, because that’s what old friends do…

Someone on FB (that’s facebooks for the old timers who don’t know the slang of the youths)….asked me if I was the kind of Jesus who turns water into piss…to which I said…it’s not piss, it’s squirt, you misogynist….women can ejaculate too…you patriarch gender norm sexist chauvinist….friend…

We can hate each other while loving each other, like we hate each other, but love each other…..

Steplinks, I’m talking to you.

Jude Law’s Shaved Head Model Daughter Iris in a Bikini!
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Nina Agdal Adjusts her Bikini!
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Olympic Fencer Monica Aksamit Calls Out US Over Medal Pay
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This Bikini Girl’s Beer Stunt Leads to an Epic Save
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5 WWE Women Who Changed Look After Their Release
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George Carlin Stand up on Germs
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Rita Ora Sweats it Out
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Brie Larson in a Tube Top Breast Enhancing Top
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Zoey Deutch Pokies in a T-Shirt
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Madison Beer Launches a Clothing Company
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Kiko Passo Does Ice Cream for Breakfast
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Dirty Panty Prank
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Guy Steals TV – Falls Out of Getaway Van
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Aaliyah’s estate is NOT happy about the ‘unauthorized music’ release by her former label
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Christina Milian’s Striped Swimsuit
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Dr Dre’s Daughter Says She’s Homeless
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Stunning Turkish Volleyball Player Zehra Gunes Goes Viral During Loss to South Korea
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I don’t think he likes Ziplining
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Snoop and Kevin Hart Review Horse Crip Walking
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Aaron Carter’s New Job – IS HILARIOUS
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Barbara Palvin Recreates Wes Anderson Classic
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Car Thief Gets Saran Wrapped to a Pole after being Caught
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Dude Carbonates Milk
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Boston ICU Nurse and South Shore Hockey Mom Allie Rae Has Given Up Her Nursing Career to Become an OnlyFans Star
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I don’t like Glass Floor
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11 Magazine Cover Fails
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Cover Version of 80s Hit Safety Dance
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Jenna Dewan Big Cleavage Selfie
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Dog Gets Excited when Owner Does Push Ups
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Making Sure People Washed Their Hands Prank
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“The World’s Sexiest Athlete” Alica Schmidt Will Not Run in the Olympics
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German Olympians Nude for Playboy
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Kira Kosarin is Underwater in Love
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Getting Rescued by a Mag Pie
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How a 28 Year Old Brought Down Barings Bank
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Ship Roles Hard
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Renee Gracie is a Topless Couch Potato
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25 Weird and WTF Photos the Internet Can’t Explain
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Topless Snap
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Selena Gomez’s Kidney Donor Francia Raisa in a Bikini!
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Big Mac Eating Record Holder
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The US Artistic Swimming Team Qualifer Routine is Worth a Watch
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Elaborate Airport Prank
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Hot model in her underwear reading Winnie the Poo on the Beach
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Camilla Cabello is in a Bikini on a Paddleboard!
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Craft Beer for the People!
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We Love Cam Girls!
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Gal Gadot Caught on the Street
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Zoey Deutch On Set with a face Shield
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Katherine McPhee is Busty
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Britney at Yoga
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Mini Reese Witherspoon in Short Shorts
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Leggings
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Olivia Wilde Cleavage
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Lottie Moss Hot in a Dress
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Addison Rae Photoshoot
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Olivia Rodrigo in a Magazine
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Finger Fucker…
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Handjobs 101
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Mash-Up Madmess
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Car Masturbation!
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Reddit Amateur Hotty
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Vagina Slip
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Grabbing the Dildo…
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Naked Outdoors!
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Mirror Selfie of the Day
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18 People Having a Shitty Day!
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Natural Light!
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Asshole Test.
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Lace Pantyhose Wetness
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Hot Vintage Porn
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Amateur Fuck…
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Rainstorm
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Dea
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Amateur Fuck…with a Tanline
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Dildo Insertion
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Car Dick Suck
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Wetting her Leggings!
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In Bed with Fait Nudes
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Losing the Butt Plug!
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Pussy Flash
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Lily Lilac Has her Tits Out
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Lactating Tits…
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On Cam Pussy Eating
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Nice Hat!
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Milfs
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Rubbing Pussy….
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Nude Model Gianna
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Strip Girl!
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Big Titty Show
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Squirting on Laptops
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2021

05

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Oh shit…literally…

I almost forgot to do Asshole Behind Thong Thursday and that would have been a tragedy..

YOU KNOW….and I KNOW…that tits get hits, but asshole is really the unifying force in this genderless future we are all approaching….all these genetically modified freaks from all the hormones in the food will UNITE in an EQUITABLE way by cutting off their genitals and re-routing their piss tube through their asshole, so that we all just be ASSHOLES…literally….and figuratively…..the fact I know the difference between literally and figuratively is impressive to me….did you ever think that I was an idiot savant on this level? I bet you didn’t….

Anyway, the thong, a feat in marketing, cuz with the right programming people will buy ANYTHING….because it’s not a feat in engineering or design…it barely covers the asshole, the one thing you’d want out of an underwear…but not if you’re just observing the underwear…in which case it’s fucking brilliant and you should be GLAD that the girls of the world have gone to wearing thong bikinis…because thong underwear didn’t get enough VIEWS…in their everyday life…because that means ASSHOLE for everyone…thanks to flawed underwear design but successful underwear marketing….unless the visible asshole was all part of the panty line dimming garment…you know a little WINK WINK to the dudes out there getting to see asshole, by girls into showing asshole, because the ASSHOLE is the window…or gateway….to the motherfucking soul….

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2021

05

Aug

Heidi Klum Pussy Print of the Day

Heidi Klum is old as shit, but thanks to being a eugenics program survivor, you know thanks to the whole Nazi scientists thing that they pretend disappeared after the war, but that didn’t go away because all the scientists were brought over to America….to do the same thing over here because the powers that be have always been the powers that be and will always be the powers that be thanks to serious generational wealth…

But how can you hate on that evil agenda when part of the program is making hot bitches like Klum who just don’t age….

I mean she’s a near 50, mom of 8, who was married to a guy with a massive penis…yet her pussy seems so contained in her swimsuit…bounced back like magic….

I just know that when I see a girl in a bikini and apparently an old lady in bikini, I look straight at the pussy….and if you didn’t know this bitch war near 50, you’d think she was in her 20s….which is some vampire shit that actually creeps me out since she’s obviously a sexual experiment out of germany….living her elite life…

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2021

05

Aug

Bebe Rexha Slutty of the Day

Bebe Rexha is one of the Albanian refugees who are dominating your pop music like a slave…..

Not that Rita Ora is really dominating pop music, but Dua Lipa is and they’re all from the same refugee camp, at least that’s what I assume in my ignorance….

There’s gotta be a conspiracy as to why all these big titty pop stars are Albanians…I don’t get it…maybe they have specific singing talent thanks to their language…but Bebe’s unlike the others is American…which still means something to some people….so she probably doesn’t even speak the language…

I figure in the collapse of society we’re witnessing, it’d be great to put all the investigative journalists on the job to figure out the origin story to the Albanian pop star trend….you know since they’re not doing investigative journalism on the FUCKING LIES we are being fed….but at least they use their well paid puppets wisely, by posting their smut to social media…

There’s just so much smut on social media, and the celebs have hopped on the trend to get their piece of the pie, a pie we’ll assume Bebe Rexha ate all of, since she’s fat…but body shamers have been shamed, so we can’t call a fat chick a fat chick….even if she’s got fat girl tits…

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