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2021

13

Jul

Julianne Hough Butthole of the Day

Julianne Hough is in Europe living her best travel life because she’s famous you know, from TV you know, probably rich as shit and not just because she’s a Mormon, since Mormons are rich, but because she’s a celebrity…who is no longer a mormon because she chose the glitz and glam of hollywood instead of the Church….a defector who knew that modest was not the hottest, the hottest was using her dance in private to get dance jobs in mainstream movies, and people like Ryan Seacrest were used along the way…

In this video series, the fit dancer displays her athleticism, her gymnast skills, but most importantly, her fat pussy from behind where you can kind of make-out asshole if you’re perverted enough, which I am…because maybe it’s one of those puffy assholes protruding from all the fun it has had in its life as a famous dancer bitch…or maybe it’s just my imagination….either way, flipping pussy in panty flashes are more subtle and harder to stare at than traditional pussy in panty flashes, but it gamifies it and we all love games….



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2021

13

Jul

Kaili Thorne Goes All The Way of the Day

Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s half sister, or adopted sister, or sister who took a totally different path than Bella, but not THAT different, just a little more hardcore since not everyone in the family can be a Disney Kid, some need to go straight to self produced porn for their fan site…and it’s probably not even about the money, maybe it’s just about the clout, or about being extreme and edgy…or an opportunity to show the world that she’s been either molested, or around sexual deviants for a long time, feeling that this shit is normal, which I guess it is, but as someone from the era of porn, I can say isn’t really normal to put it out there, but I’m a dinosaur from an era when nudes were harder to get, the arc of the covenant level of hard to get, it required real mastery, but here I am seeing a dildo in a bitch with a famous sister’s ass….that’s wild…and not necessarily in a good way, but in a good enough way, since I’d rather see a girl with a dildo in her ass than not…it’s just a weird approach to internet content that makes you question a few things…

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2021

13

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I have a hard time believing that girls are really insecure about anything anymore especially their tit size.

I think everyone hates themselves at their core and are looking for validation on social media, but since everything’s been sexualized and empowered, from amputations to port-wine-stains to other ailments like Herpes and who the fuck cares….they run with everything that could be seen as a negative…from Fatness to Skinniness…to foot fungus..everyone’s out trying to find a hook to monetize and build their personal brand so they don’t have to ever work cuz dudes will pay to see the nude…..and working with what they’ve got is a more impressive story than getting jacked up like all the other bitches…

But I have since the dawn of time known that breast implants were an attack on our freedoms that would confuse women into thinking they should kill their tits and inject sacks of chemicals in their body all to fill out their dresses better…and that was a totally misuse of marketing that made many tit doctors very rich….but made girls come across as insecure losers who hate themselves…

Which is why it is so important, especially now that everyone is more insecure than ever and more into the acceptance of plastic surgery than ever….to remind you that TINY TITS are hot, they come on tighter packages, they are statistically nicer to look at than big sloppy tits, and they deserve their place in the world….so support the tiny tits.

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2021

13

Jul

Maddie Ziegler Cleavage of the Day

Maddie Ziegler’s the reality TV child dancer that Sia Adopted like they were 18 year old black dudes, which if you google, is something that Sia adopted….true story…on a bit of a Woody Allen kick and something I’ve probably joked about on the site…you know adopting 18 year old Russian girls…not to parent but to fuck….basic science..

Anyway, Maddie Ziegler was a huge hit in the SIA videos, dancing around like some interpretive dance lesbian you’d find in either Art School, the park or working the old folks home cuz they are talentless hacks who don’t get embarrassed because they truly believe they are artists….

She’s turned 18 and all of a sudden looks like a 25 year old SUGAR baby trying to recruit rich old dudes to pay her rent…

I guess it’s not her fault, her whole generation are sugar babies looking bitches looking like they are marketing themselves for rent…

She’s in a cleavage top, looks hot, that’s all I got.


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2021

13

Jul

Madelaine Petsch Titty Top of the Day

I don’t watch the bullshit that is Riverdale, but I have seen enough episodes to know that the first season was likely planned to be a 90 minute movie they dragged out into a season, only to have no plan going forward, so it just became a fucking mess, which didn’t effect ratings, since people are all a bunch of fucking idiots who don’t even pay attention to what is on TV, they’re too busy taking selfies, looking in the mirror or reading comments on their instagram where they build their personal brand and hope for internet fame…it’s pretty pathetic that a generation of people have no brains, but it may workout in the event you figure out how to captivate them enough to get them all buying what you’re selling….you see, I wouldn’t mind going viral with that generation, maybe I’d have readers…or at least people who look at the pictures….that aren’t you old pervert fucks from 20 years ago..

Anyway, the best thing Riverdale has to offer is the American made South African rich kid with a Banker dad who launched his own successful pool outfitting business, and that could afford to send his redheaded daughter to LA to live out her dreams of stardom….

She’s got the hottest body and is the only thing good about the show, so seeing her in this titty top is a good reminder to not watch Riverdale but to watch Maddy Petsch, just not from her closet, under her bed, or in the hole you drilled into her bathroom from her garage….you know cuz that’ll get you arrested….I’m just here to help.


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2021

13

Jul

Hailey Clauson Pool Party of the Day

I’ve gone over this before, because same same but different is basically the fucking existence we live in, especially when you’ve been a celebrity titty blogger no one bothers with for around 18 years, which is a long and depressing time, considering the site makes zero fucking money and has zero fucking future and I am basically where I was when I started, a joke, which is why I started it, cuz it’s not about the money man, it’s about writing useless shit about useless people that may be construed as important, but the only thing important about them are their tits…

So get ready for a re-run, because Hailey Clauson, who I used to target for suing Urban Outfitters for using her in a sexualized way in one of their campaigns when she was 16 or 17, like the perverts they are….saying I couldn’t believe anyone would hire her after she sued her client…only to be reminded that fuck Urban Outfitters, those culture vulture corporate fucks who tried to exploit the hipster scene from profit, and who managed to do it in a successful way, using girls like Clauson sexually when she was underage, they should have been sued and Clauson deserved the nest egg from the settlement after being exploited by them….

She managed to go from hipster model to SI model, in part because she was hip in NYC, with rockin’ tits, but there was a time she was topless star of hipster photographer shoots but now she’s mainstream and luckily still has the tits….because they are fun to look at even if the close up of the bikini bottoms cutting off her circulation as her fat spills over it is not the best, at least it’s not photoshopped to shit like all the other trash of the internet who wish they were as hot as this one, who is from a time when you had to be naturally hot to get ahead…instead of fake it til you make it…



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2021

13

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I am pretty repetitive on this shit, in part because I post tight pant galleries every week that no one gives a fuck about and there’s really not that much to say about tight pants, except that they are fucking everywhere…

For example, I was in a grocery store yesterday and some cunty old bitch in her diaper mask was in a pair of leggings, she was seriously in her fucking 70s and rocking that cameltoe as hard as she could, probably to feel something…anything…after a few kids, menopause and basically being on the brink of death…

I also saw another old lady, probably in her 50s or 60s in a pair of bike shorts on a park bench, so I posted up to see when she’d stand up to see just how big her pussy was…they say that the ears, nose and feet keep growing after death…or is it fingernails and hair that keep growing after death…I haven’t housed a dead prostitute’s body yet, so I don’t know….but I was curious to see if the pussy still grows after the sex appeal is dead…

So basically, tight pants aren’t for young and hot, it’s for everyone, and that’ not necessarily a good thing, but at the same time, tight pants are…so here’s a few girls in tight pants showing off their tight pants…because what the fuck else are they to do.

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2021

13

Jul

Bitchin Bubba Asks Strangers to Rate Their Boobs of the Day

BITChIN BUBBA is some girl on REDDIT who posts flashing and public nudity content and I came across this one where she’s asking dudes on the beach to rate her and her friend’s boobs, which is something I will say doesn’t happen nearly enough in real life and when you factor in all the smut being produced on the daily on the internet is actually shocking….you’d think these girls weren’t just internet personas faking the exhibitionism for internet hype while being totally uninspiring, disappointing, unimpressive in real life….you know the hot stripper you got to fuck only to realize she couldn’t be bothered trying to fuck cuz they think they are too hot to bother riding…..maybe it’s because stripping gets them paid, so fucking for free feels like a rip off….you know cuz she feels she’s more valuable and will only put in effort when money is thrown at them….an unfortunate trend….but BITCHIN BUBBA changes that narrative….

This is the bio:

Forever not wearing a bra out in public. My husband films my adventures as I, along with tons of other gorgeous girls, get naked in random places. Hundreds of videos available on BralessForever.com.

Posted in:Videos

2021

13

Jul

Girl Does a Burp Laugh and Other Videos of the Day

Girl VS Cart Narc

The Jeff Bezos Yacht is Ready for the Apocalypse

Dude Running Scams in the UK

Old Lady Takes Her Dog for a Swing

Hippie Looking Dude Lets Bear Out of Car

Roller Girl Fail

Angry Dog Breaks the Window Because of Mail Man

Dude Tries Saving his Sneakers

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2021

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Years ago, there was a glimpse that writing this site was going to lead to greatness, or at least a private jet, because some now big manager hit me up to write movies for him, he went onto do things like Harry Potter and some producer or exec at Comedy Central hit me up for some show ideas and I pitched the ultimate “Pickin’ Up”….which was basically a Jackass for Pick-Up artists, so I mapped this whole concept up because Pick Up Artists was a thing, and the rogue picking up of unsuspecting bitches….this was before the whole “Hook Up Culture”….

So today, I’ve figured out the spin-off, but since no one answers my emails and the Comedy Central dude I pitched is long gone and I don’t even remember his name because he’s the enemy, and the manager who went onto do Harry Potter only answers me to deny that he used to email me about whores he fucks, you know, in case I release the emails that he’ll pretend were doctored, because who would believe a fat 50 year old blogger from Canada…I mean who even has a blog anymore…not even TEEN girls of yesteryear who dominated the format….

But that spin-off show which we can still call “Pickin Up”…will be planting hot trans girls in settings to be picked up, only to get picked up and not divulge their trans status, to film what happens after they hook up and dude realizes he just fucked inverted balls.

That’s the elevator pitch, so if you know any hollywood execs or if you are one, which you’re not, since no one reads this site, I am putting this idea out there, because it’s a good one, a relevant one, a timely one, the social experiment that needs to be done….and it doesn’t just need to be tricking straight dudes into fucking dudes who are now chicks, but we can also take girls who transition to men and put them in the gay bars, to trick gays into fucking girls who are now boys….it’ll be legendary…think of the drama…

Unfortunately, too many people will be scared to get involved because they don’t want to be seen as transphobic, while I see it as a modern America’s Funniest Home Videos or Candid Camera….

Let’s go, let’s get rich together…

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