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2021

Jul

Dove Cameron Tit of the Day

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Dove Cameron nipple didn’t make the cut on this picture which is a little tragic, I mean probably not as tragic as Dove Cameron’s existence in becoming a puppet to the industry, one that involved changing her identity, creating a persona, killing off her boyfriend and her gay father, only to leave her weird, alone, controlled with someone to drive her to all her face injection appoitments because ALL WOMEN MUST LOOK LIKE KARDASHIANS…

I don’t know much about her, I just feel creeped out every picture that I’ve seen, it’s like she’s got no soul, but I’d argue that no one has a soul anymore, all these kids on all their pills, recreationally turning themselves into zombies, not enlightened and interesting activists, just a pile of degenerate fucks…

Anyway, I don’t really know hy the nipple would be edited out, are they trying to keep her G-Rated for the youth, because you know if they told her to stick a hamster in her ass like she was gifted Richard Gere’s habitrail….she’d do it…that’s all part of the program….

What I am trying to say is that we don’t need “X” like some straight edge losers at a punk show, we need it removed….but I guess they like censoring the truth, those evil doers who run the world….

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2021

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Tits of the Day

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I posted a Vanessa Hudgens bikini selfie yesterday, because I am so on the ball, even though I basically took the day off yesterday, the site makes no money and I am an idiot for bothering to update, my thoughts are better used off the internet.

In my post on her bikini selfie, I called her a puppet because she is one, that’s how Disney trains their young stars to carry the evil Disney initiatives whatever they be, wherever these starlets may go…it’s a scam!

I assume that last year, when the Pandemic hit, they knew it was coming and they told Hudgens they needed her to distract….maybe they said “wanna make money, get on the social media kick, push our agenda, and inspire other girls to post bikini selfies, THAT IS ALL IT TAKES, slutty content is ALL IT TAKES to get big on social media, distract the public with slutty content”….and the more hype she got, the more more high paid jobs for her and everyone else with their hands in her pocket….because social media talent is not having talent, it’s just looking good half naked..and a lot of hype.

Anyway, in keeping up with her thirttraps to keep the public dumb, to excite us with her weirdly big tits, she’s now having the year of her life….and it’s all so fucking basic of a tactic…

In other news, she posts slutty workout content also, which is a cornerstone of the low level smutty instagram content people are being brainwashed and distracted by…

Here is her ass in leggings working out

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2021

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Small breasts are not like small penises, you know, useless…because having an innie penis is pretty humiliating, something to be shy of, even if you take ownership of it in a self deprecating way by telling everyone you meet how small your dick is, which can end up as a tactic to get laid because you’ve sold the small penis well enough for women to want to test it out to see how small it really is, until realizing it’s really fucking small….

Small breasts are not like small penises because they don’t miss out on functionality, meaning, a small dick is useless in a bunch of positions a bitch may like, leaving her unsatisfied and although being fine for anal, even the gays want nothing to do with small penis, leaving you alone to your own chronic masturbating devices….and even when the women say it’s ok, that they aren’t size queens, you know they wish you had a bigger dick….

Small breasts aren’t less functional, less attractive to look at, not even less fun to cum on, so all this small tit propaganda that small tits are bad, that small tits should be killed by cutting them open and putting ziploc sandwich bags full of salt water or gel is the answer, because some losers in your elementary school who hadn’t hit puberty yet, called you FLATTY FLATTY 2×4…or other creative small breast jokes…that these women carry into adulthood…thinking their tits don’t matter, are irrelevant, and are ugly for not being big…

Yes, big tits are fun to look at, stare at, play with, but small tits can be as fun, they still have all the key parts….

So I like to showcase small breasts, for small breasts out there to know it’s ok, to know that although smaller, that doesn’t mean they are subpar or useless, cuz we are men and can find a use for all small tits we meet….

So empower small tits instead of fat chicks. Thanks.

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2021

Jul

AnnaLynne McCord Fucks of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord is the Southern Peach who has recently come out as having multiple personality disorder, which is some weirdness that probably develops from severe trauma, so I’m not sure what went down in either her youth back in Atlanta, maybe a creepy bus driver or family friend, I just know that all these years later, she’s a mental case…and if you know anything about mental cases…they are the best fucks because they don’t have inhibitions, since they don’t even know who the fuck they are, which is why I have an affinity for fucking homeless crackheads I meet at bus stops talking to themselves….you know “that’s how I know they’re a good one”….

What I appreciate about AnnaLynne McCord is that she was basically the RITA ORA of actresses, she got one job and that was it, bitch took that celebrity and access seriously, brought her entire family and together attended every event possible, so much that she didn’t need to ever act again…not that her work on 90210 can legally be called acting…..not that I’ve seen her work on 90210 but I can imagine…

Apparently, she’s back, being used right, looking hot and tight bodied in a fuck scene, showing tit…small tit on TINY TIT TUESDAY…WHAT A GREAT use of a tight middle aged body…

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2021

Jul

Addison Rae Binge Eating in a Bikini of the Day

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Addison Rae is the fat Louisiana born TikTok sensation that the Kardashians adopted to try to get themselves clout on the platform. If you know anything about tyrannical behavior, when you get big on one platform, you need to stay big on that platform by working with other people who are gaining on you, and if you want to get big on other platforms, you do the same hustle…so I’m convinced the Kardashians are managing this one’s career, which is why she’s been able to sign signing work, acting work, all from being a lame dancer on tiktok who isn’t professional trained as a dancer, but that’s society….who needs actual skill or credentials, that’s for losers who don’t know how to monetize…just get the audience and Monetize..

Anyway, despite making her 1,000,000 dollars a day, or her skimpy outfits, she’s pretty thick, and that’s obviously got something to do with her carb intake or over eating because you don’t need to be skinny anymore, that’s for losers into health and wellness, plus her thickness isn’t offensively fat, it’s just what I call the “Instagram Body” because so many girls on the streets have it, it’s like they’re built like 45 year old moms at 18….and it’s not terrible to look at, it’s just weirdly wide…

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2021

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Nipples on TV of the Day

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I did take college level film classes back in the 90s, where you’d basically sit in a 3 or 4 hour class and watch either one or two movies and do really lame ass analysis or have really stupid intellectual conversations about the themes in the movies….it didn’t teach you how to write a good movie, what to include in a movie, how to use a camera or act or even tell a good story, but it did get you watching one or two movies a week that you may or may not have seen…amongst a bunch of nerd fucks with too much time on their hands taking movies too fucking seriously not realizing that it’s a fucking business and analyzing movie like it is art is like sitting around analyzing a pair of Nike Sneakers…writing reports on the symbolism of the swoosh….doesn’t it mean some systemmic racist shit? It must…SNEAKERS ARE RACIST.

So in having that film class under my belt, I feel like I should apply to be a film critic, with all these streaming shit, I should write you a review of all the shit that I watch, because like all you other puppets, I’m committed to the streaming apps on a nightly basis, where I get drunker and higher and drunker watching this meaningless shit….

Last night, I watched White Lotus, the Mike White Survivor who I remember from BUCK & CHUCK back in the early 2000s even though I couldn’t tell you what that show was about, but I do know he wrote, directed, starred in it and ended up a name we’ve seen over the last 20 years….good for him…

In White Lotus, a Daddario, who is hotter than she is in photos, but still way overhyped is a newlywed couple at some expensive resort…married to some asshole rich dude…you know the love story of the hot chick….and this is the sex scene…which not much sex…

In fact, in the first episode Reality Bites star Steve Zahn, has a scene holding his dick, and I’m thinking if they are showing us Steve Zahn’s dick, we’re destined to see Daddario’s labia…but two episodes in…the tit is all we got…

The other good news, is that Sydney Sweeney’s in the show, playing Steve Zahn’s bratty drug addict teenager who we will likely not see naked, because that would imply homosexual Mike White likes the idea or fantasy of teen girls naked…

That’s been my film critic, review of White Lotus….I wonder if the NY POST will hire me….cuz it will only get better from here…

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2021

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are some new and exciting thing, I am sure your mom and even your grandma have stories about squeezing into tight pants because like all women, they are sluts….because I remember stories from moms when I was growing up about wearing their jeans wet, in an era before stretch fabrics, you know back when they traveled to the fucking moon, yet hadn’t figured out spandex…believable story you liars…but clearly it feels nice to believe the lies..

Tight Pants are a little more exciting than they used to be thanks to the thinness of the tight fabrics being used, you know comfort is king and the thinner the fabric, the tighter the stretch, and the tighter the stretch the better the ass looks….which is why so many fat bitches in leggings have visible underwear…they’re just stretched out harder than a mom of three with two fists up inside her as she discovers her sexual self through dating apps with weirdos who watch too much porn.

Tight pants are pretty much everywhere, it’s not a bad thing, cuz you can basically see full pussy, clit and labia and all…and knowing the fatness of a pussy of a stranger seems to be fulfilling for whatever reason….so here’s some tight pants to contribute to the trend and keep it alive…

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2021

Jul

Lame Fucking Couple and Other Videos of the Day

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New Audi Models Destroyed

On the Tracks

Quitting on the PA

Two Girls Racing

Tow Truck Driver Fails

Street Dog Performing

Waitress Saves the Wine…

Flamingos on Drone

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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Has Jeff Bezos faked his own death yet, or does that happen later today? Because I would love to have a conversation about why they don’t insure PORCH PIRATED deliveries, because every time I’ve given into the convenience of Evil Amazon, I’ve had my packages stolen with no recourse, making me think the porch pirates are amazon staffers who send the merchandise back to the warehouse to wait to be re-sold again and porch pirated off the next Bezos funding sucker….

You have to question a society that is going through a global pandemic, where people haven’t been able to see their loved ones in other countries, in some cases in other parts of town, over some bullshit regulations…

Yet, some evil Billionaire can flex his funds by showing the world his super yacht, or his “ARK” as he preps for the apocalypse….or his SPACE SHIP that goes into orbit….at a cost of hundreds of millions of dollars…pocket change thanks to being 35% richer thanks to this pandemic…ALL for having an online store that sells all you need and delivers it quickly…

Nice to see all these people killing themselves from the lockdown measures, the opiate crisis, the people going broke….while Bezos flies to space giving humanity a FUCK you from above….because you know he is….

Not to mention, it’s nice to see all the non-essential businesses and stores that had to shut down because of the pandemic, we’re talking family businesses of 60 years or more, while Amazon stole all their fucking business….thanks Big Brother Government for fucking the everyday man with Bezos’ lizard dick…

I’ve heard all this billionaire space travel is to improve commercial travel, fly NYC to CHINA in 2 hours via SPACE…if you’re not one of the people put into the SLAVE class of the future I guess…but other people told me they’re trying to get to MARS to vaccinate the life on MARS since their objective is to vaccinate EVERYONE….

It’s a fucking scam, and we’re the fucking suckers…see you in the work camps comrade.

Here are some morning links…

Norway’s Handball Team Fined for Wearing Shorts Instead of Bikini Bottoms
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Sydney Sweeney Gets Ready for White Lotus Premiere
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WWE removes three title reigns from Charlotte Flair’s official championship record
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Amateur Model Posing in Rome
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Road Rage Idiot
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Clerks 3 is Headed into Production!
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4 of the Most Erotic Fan Fiction Scenes!
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Dude Pranks People with his “Invisible Friend”
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The Most Importaant Game of Our Time – Power Wash Simulator
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Drunk Driver Hits Squad Car
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The Future of Sex
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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s summer, so I decided it’s going to be a me day since I don’t make money off this site, what’s the fucking point of wasting my time updating it, it’s not really that fun to spend my days documenting this bullshit, what is fun…is looking at sluts…

It’s hot out, so I figured there would be tons of sluts, and I love sluts….I know what you’re thinking….aren’t all girls sluts….sure, you’re probably right, but when I say sluts, I mean half naked, bikini top wearing, sheer halter top, skimpy pussy hugging bike short kind of sluts…. not “any girl” because they all probably sell nudes…

I mean, I can’t even go to the grocery store without thinking any girl under 25 is buying groceries to eat, I’m convinced the groceries are to fuck on webcam…

Anyway, in my overexcitement to find sluts, I only came across a handful of sluts worth looking at but instead, got stuck in line behind a 300 pounder who was playing the big girl with the big personality in this movie…and she was in a weird tight dress, not wearing underwear, her nasty ass fat girl tits hanging off her…only to see what looked like tit 3 and tit 4 hanging out of the tank top / armpit area of her dress….where I also say full hairy fucking armpits…to which I said “don’t you look lazy enough being an empowered, panty-less cuz they don’t come in your size, feminist…or do you really need to do the whole armpit thing too….”….and with every drip of sweat, since it was a hot day, dripping from her armpit hair to what I guess was a love handle or fold…I gagged….

I prefer finding the wetness on a fat chick with flour….I don’t need to see it being excreted out of her cuz even it didn’t want anything to do with this bitch…

Point being, taking the day off to see pussy, may end up in seeing what could be a pussy since it was hairy and meaty enough attached to some fat bitch’s armpit…

Life is better on the internet…so here are some stepLINKS….

Instagram Golfer Alisa Diomin Goes Surfing
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Rachel Hilbert’s Topless Shoot!
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Hot SI Swim Photoshoot
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Rocks a Tiny Bikini
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Gender Reveal from a Fart
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Yes Julz is Nude
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Moving the Bike Across the Dumbest Bridge
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Adele’s Black on Blonde Porn Life
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Jets WR Braxton Berrios is Getting His Hands Ready for the Season by Grabbing His Girlfriend’s Booty
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When Did Jerry O’Connell Become Gay
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Antonio Brown Appears to Have Spent Some Time With an Instagram Model at the Beach this Weekend
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Alex Daddario is Topless in White Lotus
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Megan Fox Cleavage Selfie
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My Wife Hired a Hitman so I Faked My Death
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Beastie Boys Tribute Biz Markie
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Time Lapse of a Dam Being Destroyed
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Crazy F1 Crash
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Protesters Try Blocking High Speed Train…
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Paige Spiranac Has Some Ideas on Where Pitchers Can Hide Their Sticky Stuff
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Booty at the Fast Food Spot
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Dumb Girl Risking her Life for the Selfie
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Kendall Jenner’s Sheer Outfit
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Britney Spears is Defying the Conservatorship
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Halsey Made a Baby
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Armed Robbery Stopped by Off-Duty Cop
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Old Horny Lady Man Handling Dude
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Wrestler Goldberg Throws Fan in the Water
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Miesha Tate Earns a TKO Victory in Her First Fight in Almost Five Years
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A Good Day To Stay Indoor
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Michelle Pfeiffer Selling her Awesome House
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Get Coffee!
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Creepy Smiling Orangutan with the Hot News Lady
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Shattering Wine Glass with Sound in Slow Motion
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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J.Lo Looking Down her Pants
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Demi Moore and Daughters in Bikinis
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Juno Temple Legs
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Kesha in a Tight Dress
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Lady Victoria Hervey’s Sternum
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Zoey Deutch in Athletic Gear
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Salma Hayek in LA
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Vanessa Hudgens in Tight Pants
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Anna Faris in Jeans
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Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough on a Yacht
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Cher in her Tight Outfit at 80
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Asia Argento is the Devil
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Lottie Moss Short Shorts in London
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Florence Pugh in Some Bathroom Selfies
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Sofia Richie Big Titty Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cooling Off the Pussy
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30 People Having a Shitty Day
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Advanced Sex Moves
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A Bunch of Booty
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Hot Naked Shower Babe Makes her Titty Jiggle
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How Pussy Fucks Travel Sized Shampoo
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Dude and his Human Fleshlight
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Hot Reddit Amaeteur
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Girl on Toilet Getting Off in the Worst Way
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Boobs Under Water
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Check Out this Driver’s Air Bags
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Girl Jerks Her Clit like it was a Dick
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Mental Mondays
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Two Aussie Sluts
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Slippery When Wet
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MISFIT MEMES!
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Lace Lingerie and a Wand
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They Call Her a Unicorn
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Milena Milyaeva Nude
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Cam Girl Flashes the Tits
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Check Out this Pearl Necklace
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Thick Candy in the Hotel Room
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Lesbians at the Office
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Qimmah Russo is Nude
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Dick Suck in the Bathroom
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Car Dildo Fucker
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Just Cumming on her Back
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Cam Girl Licking Balls
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Dripping Through the Panties
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Really Into her Car
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Just Cumming on Faces
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Getting High for the Creampie
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Sexy Friends Being Sexy
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