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2021

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey There COVID Long Haulers….I wrote about this earlier, but I’ve met two and neither ever tested positive…sounds SUSPICIOUS…

I don’t use social media, because I hate how uptight and irritating everyone is, but I wonder what the level of outrage is that COSBY war released..,I don’t actually care, or even wonder, because I know just how outraged people who know nothing about the law, or the case, but feel like they do cuz they read the memes and know they hate rapists as they should…especially rich and famous ones…

What about Systemic Racism….or the advocates of BLM…Bill Cosby is an educated black man who defied stereotypes and broke down boundaries…inspiring basically every black comedian out there as well as a lot of white ones. He was a huge fucking star….

Should they be encouraging Bill Cosby being released based on his trial being deemed unfair by the white colonial system…SYSTEMIC RACISM….

Or does he not count, because despite being a black man, he’s Bill Cosby first?…..

That’s some kind of conflicting conversation they may be having with themselves….they have one approach to black people in prison…or black criminals…it’s the white system’s fault…..so maybe cosby was the victim?

I mean I am sure the 60+ women he “raped” can say he was a rapist with certainty, but now that he’s been let off I don’t think you can….

It must be confusing….and as far as I’m concerned, I hate guilty by media or tried by the media…thanks to cancel culture.. more than I hate not guilty by the courts who deem trials unfair…all this to say, who cares about the outrage…He’s old as shit, his dick probably doesn’t work anymore, he’s done some time, we can all move on…

Until HARV gets released…oh shit…that’ll be a disaster….

Once you see it, you can’t un-see it, ignorance is bliss, but once you see it, you’ll never get that blissful place again, because you see the ever encompassing spiderweb of evil sucking out the life out of everyone….and there’s NOTHING you can do but ride it out and stare at the titties before imploding…don’t fight it…just distract yourself with tits…that’s what I do…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Selena Gomez Does Fitness Badly, She Looks like Ariel Winter with a FAtter Gunt…
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Madelene Wright in a Skimpy Tiger Print Bikini
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Rihanna in Lingerie on Instagram
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Throwing a Bitch Around by her Thong
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Irina Shayk’s Killing it for Candice Swanepoel – Worth Clicking
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WWE Star Paige Catches Some Rays Poolside
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Crazy Acrobatic Fitness Routine
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Salma Hayek Passed Go – Years Ago – Still Looks Good to Me
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Allison Mack Gets 3 Years
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Cosby Gets Released
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Check Out Bella Poarch
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More Candice and Irina Killing it in Bikinis
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Rachel Bush Sets Off Fireworks on Instagram Prior to July 4th
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Mom Knows How to Party
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Sports Bra!
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Alex Daddario Huge Cleavage
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Dude Sold Cat Meme for 600k
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20 Less than Intimidating Soldiers
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Women of the IDF
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Addison Rae – the Most Important Influncer in her Revealing Top
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty at the Beach
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Ghostriding the whip fail – is this Ghost Riding – I don’t know fuck off
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Sri Lankan TukTuk Ralley Racing is Next Level
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Elvis is the King – This is a Scene from his Last Performance – Being a Little Rough…But Singing Unchained Melody like a Fucking Master. Amazing.
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Time Warp Video to Mess with your Mind
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Olivia Munn’s Got a New Man
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Vanessa Hudgens Promoting her New Cash Grab
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Dak Prescott Refuses to Answer Question Whether He’s Vaccinated
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Fat Squirrel
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Australian Woman Wakes Up with Irish Accent
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Everything Streaming in July
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James Conrad’s 247 Foot Hole in One
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Former UFC Hottie Alexandra Albu Shows Off Her Bikini Body in the Rain
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Speedbag Master
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Taking a Flight over a Volcano
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Road Rager gets Instant Karma
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Twitter is Not Happy With Noah Syndergaard’s Joke About Trevor Bauer’s Sexual Assault Accusations
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Creepy Stalker
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Dylan Bundy Gets Sick on the Mound
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Lava Fire Responsible for Burning 4,000 Acres in Cali
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Inside the Kangaroo Pouch
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Tow Truck Driver Takes Car Through Grass
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Amazing Model Natasja Madsen Nude in Vogue
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Miley Cyrus Does Madonna
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Dak Prescott’s Hot Girlfriend Natalie Buffett Looking Good
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Cam Sluts FOREVER!
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Dakota Johnson – On Set
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Naomi Watts on the Street
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Lady Gaga in a Dress No Looking Like Lady Gaga
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Hailey Beiber Hot in Bikinis
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Rita Ora Leaves Gym with Cameltoe
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Nicole Scherzinger Hot in a Thong Bikini
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Kelli Berglund in a Slutty Dress
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OLivia Munn SHort Fat Legs in a Maternity Sweater
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Kristen Stewart in Jeans, T-Shirt and Mask
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Rihanna’s Legs in NYC
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Elvis’ Granddaughter in a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Huge Fist Toy
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Hot Big Titty Reveal
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Big Titty GIrl’s Leaked Masturbation Video
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Best Shorts Ever
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Big Titty – Big Booty
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Apparently this is a Hot Weather Girl Getting Fucked…
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Grippy pussy
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Amateur Fuck
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Anastasiya Kvitko in a Slutty Big Titty Shoot
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Alexis Fawx Big Titties Photoshoot
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Apple Fucker
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Hot Ass Girl Fucks
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Hot Nude Model has Holes Filled with Toys
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Naked Blonde Chick
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Squirty on the Qwerty
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Big Titty Fuck Jiggle
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Outdoor Masturbating
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Hair Care
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2 Dudes 1 Asian Girl
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Topless Babe’s Tooth Brushing Photoshoot
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Popping It Out
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Hot Amateur Hotel Sex
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A Rose By Any Other Name is Still a Rose
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Bathroom Dick Suck
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Ass To Ass
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Wife Lets Him Fuck her Sister – Sure
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Giant Toy Collection!
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Sharing Toys
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Riding Hard
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30 People Having a Shitty Day
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Fucking the Lunch Tray like the Lunch Lady
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Anorexic Girl has a big Vagina
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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She Has Both Holes Filled
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Birthing an ALien
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Filthiest Girl in Colorado
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Fishnet Booty Hole Fucker
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In Case You Missed it – Dumbest Fake Ass Ever
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Nice Drapes…
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2021

30

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Got Her Bolt Ons Wet of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is a very phoney bitch, but it’s not really her fault, she was trained by Disney when she was young, and probably has no real identity of her own as she navigates the whole Hollywood thing with her team of experts, doing what’s gotta be done to get paid..

She did reinvent herself as being basically no where for at least 3-4 years maybe longer, only to get dumped by her man, who went onto play Elvis in a new movie, but that could have been part of a top level strategy, since I don’t believe these people even date the people they want to date, they do what they are told…

So I guess she was told after being dumped to hit instagram, since that’s where the money is at, she’s since launched an instagram direct to consumer brand with Madison Beer who you assume she only partnered up with cuz they are trying to get this shit as big as possible to get paid out, it’s actually a joke how easy it is for people to make money on social media…

In her rebrand she looks like she’s got the instagram face, since you need to look the part when moving in on the girls of instagram’s turf to use your professional training to win….

In her rebrand, she looks like sh got a set of fake tits too…it isn’t that much of a stretch since Tisdale admitted to her fake tits, probably pushed onto her by her “team”…when Hudgens was her costar…and not that much of a stretch because they look like round as fuck basketballs….little basketballs…but round as fuck none the less…and from my experience…tits just don’t have that curvature when they are natural…especially tits we’ve all seen cuz she’s been in at least one nude leaks scandal and the tits weren’t these tits…but sure, we’ll believe “weight gain”….”pregnancy”….or “second puberty”….liars!!

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2021

30

Jun

Jojo Big Titty Bikini of the Day

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Jojo has big fucking titties…at least by my standards of big titties since I think the real big titties you find on fat chicks that hang off either side of their gunt are the wrong kind of big titties…while traditional big titties are the ideal big titty…especailly on a body that doesn’t look like it should have big tits from all the eating…

I don’t know if Jojo always had the big tits, I didn’t really pay attention to her the first round of fame, but I do know that this iteration of her is about the titties…not only is she doing her pop music thing for the nostalgic fans….but she’s also a lingerie model for Rihanna and now a bikini model for her IG…in a skimpy enough bikini that makes the tits look round and delicious…

I know what you’re thinking, she’s a talent, famous, more than just titties…to which I say, who fucking cares about any of that, it’s all about the titties and she knows it, otherwise she wouldn’t post them all the time in a celebration of the tits…obviously…it’s a marketing hook that works…breast feeding the nation and she’s not even lactating at least not that we know of….

In other news, how about that vagina tattoo….

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2021

30

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Despite my Penis Looking like a vagina, it’s an inny not an outtie, I have no real authority or knowledge as to whether a cameltoe feels good for a girl, you know like your pants or shorts are jacking you off, but the girl version…

I just know that the cameltoe is trendy, whether it’s just a product of tight pants, or fatter pussies, or fatter pussies in tigter pants…or an actual intentional style decision, which I’m more inclined to think it is, you know modern cleavage now that girls walk around with their tits out in sheer tops, they ned to have something to trigger a response from being racy….it’s a girl thing…

I am more inclined to think it’s an intentional play, only because they are uploading these pics to social media….meaning they know there’s toe….and want you to know too…which is a pretty nice charitable donation…a reminder that not all philanthropy comes from money…it can happen sexually, even through cockteasing because these girls could have very easily decided to not show you their pussy wedgie….

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2021

30

Jun

Salma Hayek Splits of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be old, but she’s still hot…

I guess when you’re rich as shit because you’re married to a billionaire, and rich in your own right cuz your’e famous and I am sure she was rich as shit before even coming to America to steal the jobs of the local Mexicans who may have been as qualified, with tits as big, but for whatever reason, the producers chose Salma…and I am sure not at a discounted price you’d expect the immigrants, even legal immigrants would command…

This is her doing splits, a little spread legged, without showing us the meaty pussy spread to see just how much damage childbirth and aging may do, despite flexibility, I hear labia keep growing into old age, like ears, noses and fingernails…

Either way, nice spread.

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2021

30

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Workout Wednesday is a reminder that if you don’t workout and you probably should, because you’ll live a better life, it’s a guarantee, unless you die at the gym, which could happen, but statistically, you’ll live a better life, especially if society is actually collapsing like the conspiracies have been leading us to believe…you’ll need fitness to fight…and for survival…

If you’re like me and you don’t really give a shit about survival as you’re more into just coasting through life until it ends, then you’ll probably appreciate fit girls more than unfit girls, cuz as an unfit person, fitness becomes impressive…plus it’s hotter…

So if you can’t go to the gym to creep on girls working out as you pretend to do a sit-up in your tight boner enhancing sweatpants, because you know they will kick you out….then you can turn to the internet to see fit girls being slutty when fit cuz they know life is better fit…and want to spread the word of it…

I have been banned from at least 4 gyms for perversions “I thought it was the men’s locker room”….but I can’t get banned looking at this…or maybe I can…maybe I am already banned…

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2021

30

Jun

Rebecca Black Panties of the Day

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You may not know this but Rebecca Black is hot as shit…

She’s the FRIDAY teen who everyone made fun of despite having a huge viral hit before that was the norm and basically all these idiots with deep pockets are trying to achieve…but when she did it, it was not within the industry so she must be a fucking joke, despite being a digital marketing genius….

To this day, people still SAY the FRIDAY lyrics at watercoolers, even at work from home, because her shit was THAT relevant and still is….FRIDAY is forever fuckers…

It’s just a reminder that everyone’s a fucking follower idiot, if you tell them something is good, they’ll like it even when they don’t, if you tell them it is bad, they’ll hate it even if they like it…it’s fucking crazy…find your own opinion you follower fucks…make up your own minds…

She’s currently re-establishing herself as a legit performer, has huge tits, looks great, is the fucking future, and people should be paying more attention to her and I guess already are…

You may not like the girl from the future look, you may not like that everyone is LGBTQ, but that’s just pop culture, so focus on the tits while she focuses on making more hits…

I made a rhyme, I’m a wrapper…or as insignificant as one after the candybar has been eaten…you can’t even use it as a condom….

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2021

30

Jun

Maddie Ziegler Short Dress of the Day

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This isn’t all that shocking….but Maddie Ziegler was some child dancer on a child reality show that SIA took a liking to and put her in her creepy music videos that went real fucking viral…which took Maddie Ziegler to the next level of dancer…but was a child dancer which sounds more perverted than it probably is because you know the kind of dude who would watch a child dancer is not the kind of guy you want to invite to your kid’s birthday party…

But the second she turned 18 and I guess got control over her image, she turned into an influencer, doing the content influencers do, which is to be as hot as they can be, which is probably why instagram feels like the old back pages of local newspapers…only to this generation it’s normal and expected….and you should be happy for that, cuz this Maddie Zielger, 18 year old looking older than 18, in a short fucking dress for a selfie…is a pretty good look….from child dancer, to child music video vixen to whatever this is…

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2021

30

Jun

Anna Camp Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Anna Camp’s got what I assume is a push up bra on, but I guess it could be fake tits, or just how her tits hang up, because all 45 year old women have tits up to their chin…and I realize that these aren’t tits to her chin, but that’s what I am running with because the tits are pushed together and that’s not how 45. year old tits hang ever…even when they are narcissistic tits that choose to not have kids to focus on career and fucking randoms…you know freedom is nice when you’re rich and famous….ASSUMING Anna Camp is rich and famous…which I don’t…

The funniest thing about Anna Camp isn’t her unmemorable performances in things like Pitch Perfect, but rather that she claims to be a COVID LONG HAULER….

Hey there COVID Long Hauler…looks like you’re suffering hard….

I actually met two COVID long haulers over the last few weeks and neither of them EVER tested positive for COVID, even with the PCR tests giving false positives…one dude got 5 -6 tests trying to prove he was a long haulers…which he didn’t prove…but is still a COVID long hauler…you know it’s a weird virus like that…people who don’t have it die of it…and people who don’t have it…have it for months…fucking world…

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2021

30

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I read some study, that could be a bullshit study, I mean reality isn’t reality anymore, it is just some confusing fucking mess of weirdness that makes little to no sense, but I still read a study, that CBD potentially cures or reduces the effects of COVID, which is good news, because vaccinated or not, since vaccinated people can still contract COVID, can now be stoned all the fucking time and claim to be doing it as a form of protection…

It’s far more fun than masks, lockdowns, social distancing, not hugging your granny, not going to family events in the backyard for fear of dying….

So even if the CBD doesn’t work, and even if WEED isn’t CBD cuz it gets you high, it’s worth a shot…and if you don’t believe me, you can look at all these WEED GIRLS smoking weed to save their fucking lives…it is a miracle plant and despite being a drinker…I can still be aware of all the health benefits of weed…and also be aware that those health benefits don’t benefit big pharma corporations…hence why it is illegal…I mean imagine if everyone smoked weed, I’d argue that no one would be on anti-depressants, cuz who gives a shit, the only stress would be getting that bag of chips….

I support WEED GIRLS fighting the good fight…half naked…
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