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2021

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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The other day I was talking to someone and came to the conclusion that “Abortions are Free”, wish your mom had one….”

So the idea that all these women have had kids, or maybe some are MILF-FISHING which like BLACKFISHING or CATFISHING before it…is when bitches turn 40 but are childless and want to get in on all the getting naked on the internet fun all the young girls are partaking in but need an excuse for their 40 year old mom bodies since they can’t all be fucking bikini models….

But we’ll assume the MILFS who call themselves MILFS actually have kids because for whatever reason, they didn’t follow their dreams of being naked on the internet, but instead bought into the lie that having a traditional family would be fulfilling in this era of traditional family being work, being too real, and not being the free spirited degenerate fun of a SUGAR BABY on instagram…..

So with that they decide to get a thrill out of their boring family existence by producing low level softcore erotica that can be reminiscent of the 25 year anniversary BOUDOIR pics a mom got at the mall in the 90s for the dad…only with iphone tech, they can just pump them out all day when not too busy masturbating while the kids are at school like moms of yesteryear, but documented ont he internet instead of just kept to their damn lonely and sad selves….

I guess if they got the abortion that would have never made them MILFs they wouldn’t have had those years of being a miserable mom to inspire them to be nude on the internet….so another argument for why ABORTIONS are bad….they prevent women from being so rock bottom they turn to posting nudes….

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2021

Jul

Rumer Willis Skinny Bikini of the Day

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The bikini selfies don’t fucking end….

These people who don’t need the followers or the attention are working so hard to get the followers and the attetnion because they are unlike Robin Hood, trying to steal from the poor and give it to the rich….because you know with every celebrity rich kid bikini pic like this, some poor girl who wasn’t born in Demi Moore’s toxic, nuclear waste of a pussy, is missing out on a new follower…it’s just that transfer of wealth to kill the middle class…why let other ugly girls pretend to be hot in photoshopped pics of themselves, when bitches with a budget can keep the wealth in the right hands…it’s pretty evil..

I will say that I understand why Rumer Willis does it though, she’s been notoriously terrible looking and made fun of on basically all the websites because websites used to be mean….even the more mainstream ones that made all that google money cuz they were google friendly would call her POTATO HEAD and other mean things…because her assymetrical face looked like a MR POTATO HEAD doll…her eyes all wonky like she got run over….

But yeah, she’s worked out, got worked done, figured out photoshop, rocks her bikini aggressively up her pussy, and she’s hardly as ugly as she was, so put it out there, let the people know that like Khloe Kardashian you can go from MONSTER to fuckable, even though she was always FUCKABLE, I mean you’d have to be REALLY fucking mutated for the average loser to not get with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter…I mean, imagine the vacations they have…..

So I give credit when credit is due….if you’re willing to spend the money and the time in the gym, you can go from zero to hero…not that she’s a hero, but you can at least trick people into thinking you’re a babe…and if you’ve been called ugly as much as this one has…I’ll fucking endorse that….because hotter version of an ugly girl is better than the ugly version of her…\

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2021

Jul

January Jones Titty Tape of the Day

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I am a firm believer than January Jones is a low level celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the celebrity experience, because I never saw Mad Men, so I don’t even know she exists…

The single mother, who we assume had the kid knowing she was near menopause or unable to get another abortion, and felt it was a great opportunity to get a payout or monthly payout off the record because the sperm donor was in fact married, or just didn’t want to be known, despite having to pay for his actions financially….

But yeah, the single mother has been posting slutty enough content for an old lady who figured out how to take nude selfies or bikini selfies through sexting and is just so excited she brings it to the social media feed….has done something good…

She’s reminded us that she’s got decently sized tits, the kind of tits that will get you to casting calls, and figures she might as well show them on the social media feed, since it generates some buzz, reminds people who she is, maybe even gets her some brand deals to help subsidize her expensive celebrity life…you can never have too much money….

So she’s posted this selfie, we’ll call it a post shit selfie, of her tits taped up, in some kind of fetish, or nipple hair removal procedure that the world needs to see because celebrities love being stared at…their lives are only at their best when they feel like they are in an aquarium with a line-up of masturbating nerds looking on….

This clickbait is hilarious, trashy even, maybe pathetic on a level to feel the need to post to the world, instead of just to close friends, but we’ll take the eager attention seekers, even if there are so many of them….

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2021

Jul

Kate Hudson Still Drunk Bikini of the Day

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I am a firm believer that instagram is a pile of fucking dog shit, but it allows us to really understand the inner-workings of women, even women you’d consider “above” producing clickbait content for attention, you know, like celebrities, models, and in Kate Hudson’s case…Goldie’ Hawn’s bratty spoiled daughter….

Seeing women reduce themselves to their homegrown SI SWIMSUIT pictures, posing all dramatically, whether we know they are sluts, like we do about Kate Hudson, after a solid 23 years of her being in the public eye, and being consistent in her slutty….you know rich kid things….

But seeing women posting clickbait shit you’d expect low level sluts with no other marketable talent, all as a mechanism to get likes, follows, and some attention…even when they have likes and follows…because being rich as shit, running a successful as shit fitness brand, and having an IMDB longer than your dick, which isn’t saying much, but it’s much longer than your dick….is pretty fucking pathetic…

It’s like she needs that validation like an insecure little fuck or she thinks she’s showing off all glistening in the sun like a grape turning into a raisin….only BOTOX will save her…

She’s got tits, cuz they are implants, she’s cropped out her cunt, cuz it’s probably giving us all the finger or something…maybe it’s just STICKING it’s tongue out at us….oh wait…cunts don’t have TONGUES…that’s just her mom labia that’s been around the block a few times…you know used as the front door matt through a few winters….that kind of cunt….

At least she’s got alcohol to ease her feelings of inadequacies that push her to post tits for hits….like a commoner…or a peasant…..despite being none of those things…

I prefer when the celebs weren’t the low hanging fruit IG girls….it gave celebrity more allure….but it’s as trash as I’ve always known it is…

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2021

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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If you leave the house and you probably should because being a hermit chained to a screen may feel like a safe and comfortable place to be, but it’s actually really fucking boring and totally against what humans are supposed to want out of life….but then again..it feels so safe and comfortable especially with a pandemic on our DOORSTEPS…how are the agoraphobics out there ever to recover…

Anyway, if you do leave your house, you’ll probably see at least one mom breast feeding for feminism, empowerment, and attention….because it allows even the most modest woman to pull her engorged tit out in public to get a little thrill before getting the milk sucked out of her….it’s like a rebellion…even though it’s really basic human functions….

Well, I did leave the house this weekend, and I did see at least one big breast feeding mom sitting on bench and I was thrilled, exhilerated, given a new lease on life, a new reason for being…a reminder that girls love to pull their tits out while getting cummed in, or in this case about 18 months after getting cummed in…THOSE SLUTS….

But yeah, this mom with her mom boobs…perfect to sit next to and jerk off to through my gym shorts….if only she wasn’t on the bench with her own mom, dad and baby daddy who looked like he worked in construction….leaving no room for me to skooch up next to her and experience our romantic connection to completion….MAYBE next time…..

Here are some milk filled tits getting shown off because it makes women who traded in their sex appeal for procreation feel like they still have some level of sex appeal, even if it’s for a niche fetish….when they are in picture, they are far less hard to jack off to….but where’s the fun in easy…sometimes the challenge is part of the pleasure…so get out there and stare awkwardly at all the breast feeders.

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2021

Jul

Girl with No Toilet Paper Reveals her Secret and Other Videos of the Day

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Tinder Date Gone Wrong

Fatty Falls Down the Stairs

Barbie Car Race Fail

The America the Media Doesn’t Want You to See

MONDAY Mood..

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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to keep my finger nails as long as possible to break through the placental wall…whether it’s to free babies when I finger their moms like a hero pulling a car off someone who was run over….or in the event this is “world” and “existence” is actually just us in the womb during a gestation period of some bigger life yet to come….

It’s Monday, which we can all pretend is a new birth….or at least that we can look back on our weekend and determine how successful it was based on how many mom’s from dating apps we fingered…while I’m over here waiting for this apocalypse to actually trigger, it’s taking too long…

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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up all you slaves who are so short sighted all you see is your instant gratification….forgetting to see the BIG fucking picture….as they try to divide ya’ll on every fucking level because strength in numbers is the scariest thing….

I don’t know how divided people really are, I don’t leave the house, but the annoying people of the internet are pretty divided and they try to make it a political thing, when really it’s a being trained to hate everyone way….

We should remember humans aren’t so bad even when they are bad, even if they are inherently bad, because we’re all the same, on the same team so we should probably stick together….

Maybe ya’ll are too busy being distracted with money and material things that you either have or don’t have but NEED because you saw someone on instagram with it…

…maybe you’re distracted by porn…the fornication for all…or at least knee deep in videos of fornication…so why bother connecting with other people, when you can just jerk off to them…or film yourself jerking off to monetize so you can buy the material things you don’t need and that don’t make you better, but it looks good on your social media feed..

EVEN THOUGH social media is a lie, empty and meaningless….real life is what matters..but I guess it’s about LOSING HUMANITY. Losing your soul. Losing your connection to your spirit…to your person…to your self…and obviously to each other….just take those anti-depressants you instant gratification fuck….do what you’re told…

I don’t know why people are blind, why things are all political, why things are black and white, good and bad, evil or not evil…fighting amongst ourselves…either you’re on this side or that side…when WE are on the same team…the peasants…WE ARE THE PEASANTS….the product…the people being sold the bullshit to….we are not the ones selling the bullshit.

Either way, I just know that even connected we are useless so we’ll just have to have the most fun we can in the collapse that is taking too fucking long to materialize…

I just hope you all end up in my internment camp, even the weird ones, I feel like we’ll have a lot of fun, because ultimately, life is about having fun…so fuck all the noise, or watch people fuck all the noise, or pay 9.99 a month to watch girls of instagram fuck all the noise….

In our internment camps, I hope for big tits, easy women, endless drugs and alcohol, maybe some really delicious bugs, one or two “LOHAN in her prime” clones to feed us…and non stop shitty Hollywood movies on the streaming platforms….

We can’t fight it, but we can start PACKING for it…planning for it…SPRING BREAK fuckers…every fucking fday….so be ready when the VANS come to collect us…don’t be so negative, it will be like summer camp…so get ready for your first robotic handjob in the latrine….

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2021

Jul

Elsa Hosk Mom Tits of the Day

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Elsa Hosk’s a Swedish basketball champion who is channeling to her best ability that basketball inspo into her latest instagram post featuring her basketball sized tits…you know since basketball is what got her here…thanks to some Swedish Women’s Basketball fetishist deciding to turn one of the players into a top Victoria’s Secret model.

She’s recently had a kid, so her cunt is likely blown out, but we don’t hold that against her since she’s actually been with the same dude since she was 13 or 14 years old, almost wholesome, assuming she wasn’t impregnated at a gangbang or “Hot Wife” party in a luxury hotel room where dudes ran train on her…as they do….

Her tits are likely breast feeding tits, so put them to fucking use in that corset, it’d be acrime not to, but even before the pregnancy and lactaction, were still worth looking at, thanks to being the hottest of the VS models in recent years and not just because they use farm animal looking women now…she got in when they still used hot chicks…

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2021

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I have been seeing people freaking out about the door-to-door vaccine campaigns….or this video that’s going viral:

Locally, the government is legally allowed to force vaccinate us, but they are pretending that they won’t, that it is our right to choose, but if you choose not to get vaccinated, you’ll be forced into LOCKDOWNS and ADDITIONAL TESTING….while the vaccinated don’t have to….basically creating two classes of people…those who trust science and those who trust the government…

So whether you believe in vaccine passports and a lot of people do, even if it’s additional government tracking that would be seen as “none of their business” under the guise that we live in a free world, which we don’t….or if it you think they are the dark signs of a dark future….because clearly, this is going to lead to two classes of people…the vaccinated who will LOVE and will DEMAND because despite being vaccinated – they don’t want to be around the unvaccinated who are seen as the people keeping COVID lockdowns alive….and the unvaccinated are the bad guys….where the vaccinated can live normal and the unvaccinated are the heathens who must remain in QUARANTINE forever…Since they are trying to make vaccinated and unvaccinated a political thing, when it’s really not, you can be some hippie communist not into experimental treatment, not just a redneck in a trailer park shooting off AR-15s into lawn furniture…

While I think we’ve got it ALL wrong, because the only real passport to access both essential and non-essential business we need is an On/Off Passport….

I figure my political party should get in on my idea of on/off passports…if you want in this grocery store…show me your tits outside that shirt, so I know that you’re not lying about your tits with some sort of push up bra conspiracy….

All this to say, fight for what’s right….all women needing on/off passports to LIVE….maybe QR code their foreheads for easier use…

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