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Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2021

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I can imagine coming to this site is pretty fucking repetitive, but can you imagine how repetitive it is for me, I mean you don’t need to come here all day everyday and think up some shit to say about a bunch of girls posing in full back panties, week after week, figuring out a new joke about Granny Panties and the oppression they experienced when the THONG moved in and replaced them….basically bullying the GRANNY PANTY into thinking it was inadequate as women turned their back on them even though they knew deep in their souls how much more comfy they were…but sex appeal and fitting in is not about comfort man it’s about doing what everyone else is doing…and there was really NEVER any point to transition to THONG…but is there ever really any point to transition to anything, we’re fine how we are….and I guess with this empowerment, fuck men, everyone’s a lesbian on her period at all times thing….more and more full back panties are being worn proudly enough for the selfie…

As a man, I like seeing all panties…clean or dirty, stained or new, thong or full back…I’ll look and you should too.

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2021

Jun

Lottie Moss Got Ass of the Day

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Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss and I’m not even convinced they’ve ever met, I just assume that Lottie rode the last name as hard as she fucking could to get relevant, on reality shows, maybe some brand deals, I mean her sister is Kate Moss, a high end fashion icon who dated important fucking people…

Lottie is also the opposite of Kate Moss, who I have been a fan of for her entire career, because she was skinny and topless and fucking wild and did coke openly and didn’t care that the media tried to go after her about it, because at the time, NO ONE did anything bad…

I think Britney Spears mentioned in her recent statement to the judge that the Miley Cyrus’ of the world can be naked and smoking joints on stage, while in Britney’s era, doing that would land you in REHAB….so it was a big deal when Kate Moss did it..

Obviously, the new generation, like Lottie, is far less impressive as a person, but is the polar opposite of Kate cuz she has that instagram body thickness the generation is into, she’s also got the instagram face, everyone looks like a cheap stripper…it’s a vibe…especially when all they do is sell nudes…

I am not saying I am not a fan of this, or that I hate it, it’s just fucking weird, and probably why dudes can pull off the whole trans thing better than ever, they’ve got procedures to give anyone this look….I just prefer natural beauty that doesn’t try so damn hard…

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2021

Jun

Sarah Shahi Fucks on Camera of the Day

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Sarah Shahi is some Texan Actress who was also a NFL Cheerleader for a team called the Dallas Cowboys….you know our very own Debbie Does Dallas….

I’ve never noticed in any of her shows or movies, but who I know was married to the bar owner in Shameless, not that I am a Shameless fan, I’ve watched one season of the shit, it’s just the only Sarah Shahi fact I know….

I did a quick google and saw she’s in some show called Sex/Life with her new boyfriend, someone named Adam Demos and I’ll assume that this is from that, you know since she’s having sex.

The premise is “Described as what happens when “a suburban mother of two takes a fantasy-charged trip down memory lane that sets her very married present on a collision course with her wild-child past.”

41 year old moms reliving their wild child past sounds a bit depressing to me….but here are her mom tits anyway.

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2021

Jun

Chelsea Handler is Gay of the Day

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I got in a minor Facebook, despite hating social media, argument with some gays because they were mad someone posted that the NFL dude coming out being treated as a hero was pretty obnoxious, since who the fuck cares who fucks whatever they chose to fuck, this gay thing is out of hand, if everyone is gay, what’s the big fucking deal….

I typically avoid Facebook and all social media because they are the fucking devil on all levels and have never done anything good for me, especially now in the era of uptight fucks sitting their waiting to be mad…

I remember right before Twitter deleted my “new” account during the Oscars or some shit, I called out some tired comedian’s skit and some lady made it a race thing, and I wasn’t even thinking of the comedian’s race, realizing, we’ve lost the battle…everyone was easily triggered which is hilarious on a level, but not when they side with the triggered….

Anyway, all these gays got mad at me for agreeing that the gay thing shouldn’t be a talking point, it’s not the 90s when the real gay revolution happened, it’s more a fetish now, something different to do, as everyone is becoming Brave New World fuck each other at all times cuz cumming is good…

So seeing Handler and the top of her fake tits with her pride flag is like seeing corporations with the pride flag…or the white house with the pride flag…it’s pandering…and if she really wanted to trigger the gays, she should uncross those legs and show us her balls.

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2021

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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With everyone so angry at white men, the patriarchy, and all that other bullshit, that is really just a small percentage of people, but thanks to laziness, and the media not actually bothering to dig into real stories that matter, it’s easier to run with the whiners of the internet and give them purpose and validation…..

No one I know gives a fuck about any of this woke shit, they all think it is dumb, even the annoying college kids…it’s just a small handful of annoying nerds with nothing better to do who may not have found masturbation or drug addiction as a good way to distract oneself from the injustices of the world, because they are being rewarded and now feel part of a movement. I’ve seen protestors over the last 20 years…Occupy Wall Street, etc…and it was never the cool hot people…it was always who you expected it to be…those who should be ignored…

Anyway, with all the wokeness, from Lingerie brands casting uglies to everything else, you’d think the opppressive and misogynistic FISHNET and all it represents historically, and practically, because a fish net is designed to catch fish….free fish swimming…by man to feed his insatiable desires of eating….but I guess when it’s a piece of clothing you can monetize, you don’t bother burning the home of its founder….or tearing down his statues….focusing on historical sexism…losers.

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2021

Jun

Josephine Skriver Bikini Tits of the Day

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Josephine Skriver was made in a lab as part of a genetic experiment in human engineering in what was a precursor to the whole genetic experiment going on around the world today…SCIENCE…right…

They diverted the fact that she was designer pussy built out by genetic design by focusing on diversity…an emotional love story about a gay man who just always wanted a daughter he could sell to Victoria’s Secret and his lesbian BFF who offered her egg and potentially uterus to bring the thing to fruition….we call that the GOFUND me hustle…tap into the minds of retards through emotion…marketing 101…it’s why they sell the dream when selling anything, rather than selling based on merits….

Anyway, Skriver and her hot body, despite being genetically modified like our food, is still showing that body despite Victoria’s Secret deciding to drop hot chicks and use the uglies to keep the brand alive and divert from their actual secret…which is a secret you all know too well…..but we don’t need to say it….

In conclusion, genetically modified chicks are hot, even if they cause cancer…

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2021

Jun

Half Naked Man Balancing Soccer Ball on Bike in Skimpy Underwear….cuz the World’s Nuts and Other Videos of the Day

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This Dog is Mental

Lesbians Switch Clothing to Prank their Handicap Sister…WEIRD…

The Moment Russia Shot Warning Shots at UK Ship in Russian Territory

Boyfriend Losing it on his Girlfriend and She Eposes It to the Internet – Awesome Girlfriend….Maybe she should get Beat…

Personal Trainer Dog

Hot Air Balloon Lands in the Streets

They Call her Racist Karen

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2021

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t do sports commentary, but I probably should because if I turned DrunkenStepfather into a sports betting site now that sports betting is going to be legal, I’d finally get rich as shit which would allow me to troll on a way higher budget….not that I troll that much anymore, people are idiots and it’s not as fun, but if I was sports betting rich, I would…because that’s the whole point of being rich…you know fucking with the plebes…

Anyway, the Montreal team is going to the Stanley Cup Playoffs, which is a big deal to the people here, as Hockey is their life….and the reason I am mentioning it is because I saw a video of about 10,000 people rioting outside the rink, contrasted with the idiots inside who were under covid regulations, with their masks on and social distanced, and I have to wonder what the fuck is wrong with society to go along with these insane rules and take it seriously, only then I read the comments and people were mad that this was going to be the catalyst of the FOURTH WAVE….dumb fucks should be ashamed of themselves….especially since most are vaccinated…what’s the issue…just needing something to complain about, obviously…

I guess we have to remember this is the same society where men get BOTOX to look youthful…hetero men…getting botox…to look youthful like they are chicks…because masculinity is dead too….

Here are some MORNING links…

Scottie Pippen Calls Charles Barkley Fake Tough
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The People Running Britney’s IG have Somethign to Say
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Jagoda Letowska Naked in Teal
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Kanye is Suing Walmart
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Backflip Fail
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Nina Agdal Hot at the Office
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Rammstein’s Riffs on Hurdy Gurdy
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Tickle a Stingray
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Blindfolded Stick Wielder
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Aaron Rogers will Save 20 Million if he Opts out of 2021 Season
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Dumb Bitch in a Store Knocks HerselF Out
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Cam Sluts are Great…
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2021

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….It’s a crazy world. Knowing you have no control is probably the best place to be. We aren’t free and it’s obvious so do what you are told it’s probably for the best…you’re not a hero, you’re a peasant fuck and that’s how peasants live….I know…

Unfortunately, I have organically been turned off by everything mainstream by default since as long as I can remember….dudes in High School would like one troll looking bitch and fight over her, and I’d see her for the troll she was…same with most pop music, trends, etc….

When porn and sex was seen as weird, secretive and offensive, I was drawn to it, showing the easily offended porn was funny….

But now that porn and sex have become mainstream, with everyone into porn, watching porn and even producing porn….I guess the only option for me is to turn to the church and become a religious person, since that’s what the cool kids aren’t doing…..

Do what the cool kids aren’t…and apparently that’s finding GOD….so maybe my dreams of running a sex cult are real….

Maybe believing in a higher power makes things more interesting, or meaningful, I mean there’s obviously so MUCH more to the story of our existence that is being kept from us with revisionist history….maybe the aliens technology was ancient human technology they unearthed and don’t want us knowing up…maybe humans have been here before….you just never know….what you think is real – is not real – so that’s where I’m at in my if everyone’s a degenerate heathen, maybe my calling is GOOD not evil….

Or maybe I’ll just burry myself in this steady flow of tits now that everyone’s a fucking exhibitonist garbage whore….TOO MANY TITS…not enough TIME>..

Bikini Babe Bella Throne Stands with Britney
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Stefanie Gurzanski Poses in Lingerie
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Heidi Klum Topless on Beach
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Woman Goes Into Labor in McDonalds Weearing Skimpy Fuckign Shorts
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Jenna Dewan in a TINY Shirt
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Maddie Zeigler in a Sheer Top
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Rihanna Gets Denied at the Club
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Jojo in a Revealing Top
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Raiders Owner in a Fender Bender
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Tranny Describes Tucking
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Hot Chick Shows You How to Get Ready
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Paul George’s Fiancee Daniela Rajic is Pregnant So Check Out Hot Pics of Her
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Joan Smalls in a Bikini
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Brooke Shields and Her Daughters in Bikinis…
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Paris Hilton Wants Babies
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Ezekiel Elliott Looks Really Good Running Between Trashcans
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Iggy Azalea is on a Dating Game
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Where is Punky Brewster Now!
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11 Best Moments Caught on Google Street View
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Netflix’s New Fating how Called “SEXY BEAST” where people are put in insane make-up to hide their actual faces….What a Weird Social Experiment.
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The Cast of the Tiger King Series
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Christa B Allen Does Aerial Aerobics
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Wedding Prank
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Stingray Likes to be Tickled
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Mumford and Sons Kick Out Banjo Player over Politics
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You Can Get Married at Taco Bell in Las Vegas
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Rammstein on a Hurdy Gurdy
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Star Wars Theme by the US ARmy Band
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Mexican Baseball League Player Throws His Bat and Helmet at a Pitcher During Wild Brawl
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Bike Fail
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Mont St Helen’s Dome Growth from 2004-2008
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Road Rager Chooses Wrong Time to Act
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Fitness Trainer and Track Athlete Gloria Murillo is Worth a Look
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Hoverboard in the Big City
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The first Nintendo 64 Commercial
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Picking the Rifle Lock
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David Bakhtiari Was Back Chugging Beer at a Bucks Game
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20 Years of Chain SMoking Clean Up
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Ron Artest Fighting
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Vintage Nude Model Shoot
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In Case You Misssed It – Robert Griffin III’s wife has a Booty
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Charli XCX Hot On Stage!
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Artic Zone Coolers for All Occassions!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Grace….
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Rihanna is Out with her Nips Out
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Rita Ora in Fitness Gear
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Some Youtube Ho at the Britney Rally Looking for Attention
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Justine Skye in a Bra Top
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Kourtney Kardashian on a Date
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Gigi Hadid in NYC
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Charlotte McKinney in a Weird Leather Outfit
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Emma Roberts and her Baby in Boston
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Kristen Dunst in a Dress
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Lily James as Pam Anderson with Titty Prosthetics
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Post Pregnancy Rat Cow Tits
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Bieber’s Jesus Wife’s HArd Nips
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Ashley Benson in Shorts
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TOPLESS celebs in the Movies!
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Lesbian in a Bathroom
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Hot Slut in the Shower
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Dildo User
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Looking a Little Too Close to an Asshole
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Misfit Memes
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Throat Trainer
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Mad at the Facial
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22 People Having a Shit Day
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Ass to Ass
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Skirt on for an Ass to Mouth
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Scumbag of the Week
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Dildo Rider
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Some Chick Getting Nude
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Pussy Eating Challenge
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Hood Ornament
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Office Babe Strips in teh Bathroom
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Nude Model in Bath
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Dildo Rider
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Model Frida Aasen’s Hottest Pics
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Bedroom Time
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Girl Showing Off her Body
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Tiny Dick Problems
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Dildo Pull
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Another Amateur Sex Tape
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Hot Reddit Amateur Nude
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Girls in the Woods
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How About One More Amateur Sex Tape
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Tessa Fowler and her Dildo Titty Fuck
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Core Workout
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Crackhead Shit
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Helping Hand
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2021

Jun

Rihanna’s Got her Nipples Out of the Day

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I saw Rihanna was out there trending on twitter for not having her ID at a night club and the bouncer needed everyone to show their ID…in a Reese Witherspoon entitled celebrity moment of “Don’t you know who I am”….because when you’re rich and famous, the rules don’t apply to you, the world works for you…which should make you wonder what kinds of things celebs have got away with over the decades of celebrity….

I also saw that her nipples were showing through her dress, which to me, is a more important story….just not a more important story than how a 14 year old in Barbados got all the paperwork done to get a work visa in the USA for a pop career the local girls aren’t able to pull off…even those hotter and more talented than our girl RIRI…SUSPICIOUS….

To see more of her nips, cuz they are rich and famous, DO YOU KNOW WHO I am tits…. CLICK HERE

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