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2021

01

Jun

Bebe Rexha Thong of the Day

Bebe Rexha is some self proclaimed person with mental health issues, since they are all Bi Polar, they’ve been diagnosed you know…even thought having emotions, moods, ups and downs is part of life, but instead they say “MEDICATE ME, I HAVE A DISEASE”…it’s like addicts, real addicts know it’s not a disease, we just say that to get sympathy or a pass when we do fucked up things…when really…we are addicts cuz we like it…anyway…TAKE YOUR ANTI DEPRESSANTS you fucking brainless empty brained fucks…

So anyway, Bebe Rexha, the popstar in her mid 30s, is at some pool party because she doesn’t live like the rest of you because you are the ones who pay her to live this charmed life…which is weird…

But despite money, a legitimate career, lots of money…did I mention money…she still needs to do an arch back thong ass post on her IG for attention…pretty pathetic but IT IS EMPOWERING guys…and I see what they mean by empowering, assuming empowering means enforced, cuz if her ass was any bigger that shit would injure a motherfucker walking by…

The worst thing in all this is I don’t find it as gross as I want to….her scam is working.

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2021

01

Jun

Lea Michele Staring at Her Dick in White Leggings of the Day

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Sometimes…a headline is everything..

Now I know how these instagram activists get their news and why it works so well…

It’s like ‘Yep, makes sense, move onto more memes”….

Works for me, plus I wrote a rant about Lea Michele being the girl from Sleep Away Camp last week, I figure you can read that if you can find it…or even dig through the archives of the site where Lea Michele’s been mentioned before…too many times…

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2021

01

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits aren’t just “Titties Too” they should be the basis, the foundation, the blue print, the outline, of all tits…because big tits are just small tits that got fat from too much hormone filled chicken and dairy…or genetics…but I prefer chemicals in the foods we let these overlords feed us…which the only positive is the big tits, even this story is about small tits…cuz small titty lives matter…that’s my organization…we don’t burn down cities…we just suck titties…that’s the slogan…pretty brilliant…amazing I am still a degenerate blogger…what is a blog even? Do they still exist…I’d feel shame if I could…trust me.

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2021

01

Jun

Elsa Hosk Pussy Print of the Day

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Swedish Basketball star Elsa Hosk who somehow along the way became a Victoria’s Secret model is out in a one piece bathing suit showing off her hot post mom body, which I guess isn’t really accurate cuz her pussy tells a different story, one that stars with “ONCE A MOM”….and ends with “ALWAYS A MOM”….you can take restorative measures, like when your dad tried to rebuilt that vintage muscle car he got for cheap from a FLOOD…it looks the part but it’s still been through a flood…you like that car talk, pretty masculine of me…right…

Anyway, this is just proof that you don’t need to be a Victoria’s Secret model to bounce back from a pregnancy, anyone can do it, most don’t because they aren’t vain or millionaires because of their bodies…and those who do…don’t look this good…she looks good…

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2021

01

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Lap Dance of the Day

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I like Ireland Baldwin because she was basically shat out of the industry….or shat into the industry and was ignored despite having super star parents…who at times also ignored her…then she did the instagram thing and it didn’t amount to her marrying a fag like Bieber, like her Cousin who pretends to be into Jesus despite being best friends with the spawns of satan….that Kardashians…the soulless fucks pushing soulless agendas on you people who would otherwise still have a soul if you didn’t sell it for the lamest entertainment from these garbage people…

Point being, Ireland was basically outcast, sent to the retardly big girl table, where these snobby piles of shit, despite being her cousin, turned their back on her…so I like to think she has some sense of how bullshit this whole influencer model instagram famous person thing is…so I’ll watch her shake her sweatpant pussy in her friends face like she’s on her period and trying to dry off…but I’d do that regardless of whether she was broken or not…

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2021

01

Jun

Camila Cabello Bikini of the Day

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It is interesting to see this body positivity shit give fat girls the confidence to put themselves out there in the dumpy weird bodied way…I mean, not that interesting, but you’d think a popstar who was packaged as the hot one in “One Direction” or whatever the fuck her shitty manufactured girl pop band was called…has been living in Miami from the paparazzi pics I see and don’t give a fuck about….clearly eating her way through the pandemic but people are all so fucking basic that the fact she’s in a bikini is enough for them, even though her vagina has been eaten by her thighs….the white bikini is supposed to be the bikini that lets me see cunt when wet…and bitches is hair is wet so SOMETHING is wrong here…maybe that’s why she’s trying to suck in her pussy lips…I just assumed it was in attempts to look thinner…

Point being…she is in a bikini, fat empowered, because why bother trying anymore everyone just gives you positive feedback cuz they scared to say “FAT FUCK UP IN HERE”…body shaming is amazing…try it…..not to mention girls have been body shaming my dick size since I realized I had a dick and it wasn’t just my change purse..

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2021

01

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are the most magical pant…unless you’re a fat fuck and the motherfuckers are squeezing you so fucking hard your hemorrhoid implodes and you no longer…and just like that…a pain in the ass to last a lifetime…but when I look at these tight pants I don’t think of myself in tight pants, since all pants I wear are tight, I like to size down because it makes my genital print more offensive to the onlookers…when I think of tight pants I think of hot chicks in tight pants…even though I know ugly chicks wear them too…it’s the inclusivity thing…ugly people don’t think they are ugly anymore….too bad right…more reason to wake up and go back to bullying people, we all hate each other based on big catch all broad stroke reasons…let’s go back to hating each other on an individual basis…like cuz you got an ugly face…when and why did we give ugly people the right to join the good looking club….it makes no sense…the good looking people would never allow that…clearly the ugly people just overthrew them and they couldn’t fight them off cuz there are so many uglies….

YOU GET WHAT I AM SAYING…not all tight pants are created equally, but I would cum on them all equally…I mean what else would the point of having a penis be…RIGHT? RIGHT…I know…

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2021

01

Jun

Charlotte Lawrence Topless of the Day

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Do you think Charlotte Lawrence is a Vegan….

Or do you think “Who the fuck is Charlotte Lawrence”….

Cuz I know who Charlotte Lawrence is, but I still think “Who the fuck is Charlotte Lawrence and what fucking bullshit is she trying to acclimatize as she tries to build out a meaningful art career despite being born into the industry like a fucking zero edgy pussy”…..what’s she going to sing about…how will she inspire you….is she going to bring you uplifting thoughts…enlightenment…will she expand your mind…or will she just continue being a vapid rich kid who makes the most basic things and get way too much praise for it cuz they are a different species than us…the rich and the elite and what they say…is meaningless to us….so maybe STOP LISTENING….and keep staring cuz she looks good…and that’s all that matters in this era…..so maybe the real answer is stare at the 20 year old instead of expecting her to have the merits to justify the praise or the accomplishments, albeit barely accomplishments, but still more than the 0 accomplishments she’d have if her dad wasn’t some big producer and her mom the actor who sucked his dick….right…

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2021

01

Jun

Emilia Clarke Nude of the Day

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I guess this is old from Game of Thrones, since I don’t know anything else that Emilia Clarke is in, but I am looking at her tits and tits are always one of the favorite body parts bitches pull out for empowerment, which in Emilia Clarke’s case was for money, which I guess by definition makes her a sex worker…since there’s no difference working a stripclub pole or onlyfans than acting in a topless part…at least not according OnlyFans girls who like to play their prostitution up as art…when really we should just have a general consensus that a whore is a whore is a whore and not all women are whores…just a lot of them….

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2021

01

Jun

Evangeline Lily Showing Thong of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is the girl I typically think another girl is. Meaning, I do posts on this other girl who I call the bitch from Lost, but this one is in fact the bitch from Lost….she’s a Canadian pile of trash in her 40s reminding you that it’s never too late in life, even when it is too late in life, but narcissistic people love themselves too much to ever admit it is too late in life, to pull your shirt up and your pants down on the internet to matter….dude…I’ve bee3n on the internet for fucking years and I’ve seen some of the oldest and fattest bitches get dudes praising them on their slutty pics…even before there was digital fucking cameras…SCAN THAT SHIT and DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT on a chatroom motherfuckers only for every nerd to autofelate themselves, or auto asphyxiate themselves, while begging the gross bitch for more….when you’ve been on LOST…it probably results in even more losers hyped on your loser attention seeking slut pose….empowering right…

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