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2021

01

Jun

Charlotte Lawrence Topless of the Day

Do you think Charlotte Lawrence is a Vegan….

Or do you think “Who the fuck is Charlotte Lawrence”….

Cuz I know who Charlotte Lawrence is, but I still think “Who the fuck is Charlotte Lawrence and what fucking bullshit is she trying to acclimatize as she tries to build out a meaningful art career despite being born into the industry like a fucking zero edgy pussy”…..what’s she going to sing about…how will she inspire you….is she going to bring you uplifting thoughts…enlightenment…will she expand your mind…or will she just continue being a vapid rich kid who makes the most basic things and get way too much praise for it cuz they are a different species than us…the rich and the elite and what they say…is meaningless to us….so maybe STOP LISTENING….and keep staring cuz she looks good…and that’s all that matters in this era…..so maybe the real answer is stare at the 20 year old instead of expecting her to have the merits to justify the praise or the accomplishments, albeit barely accomplishments, but still more than the 0 accomplishments she’d have if her dad wasn’t some big producer and her mom the actor who sucked his dick….right…

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2021

01

Jun

Emilia Clarke Nude of the Day

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I guess this is old from Game of Thrones, since I don’t know anything else that Emilia Clarke is in, but I am looking at her tits and tits are always one of the favorite body parts bitches pull out for empowerment, which in Emilia Clarke’s case was for money, which I guess by definition makes her a sex worker…since there’s no difference working a stripclub pole or onlyfans than acting in a topless part…at least not according OnlyFans girls who like to play their prostitution up as art…when really we should just have a general consensus that a whore is a whore is a whore and not all women are whores…just a lot of them….

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2021

01

Jun

Evangeline Lily Showing Thong of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is the girl I typically think another girl is. Meaning, I do posts on this other girl who I call the bitch from Lost, but this one is in fact the bitch from Lost….she’s a Canadian pile of trash in her 40s reminding you that it’s never too late in life, even when it is too late in life, but narcissistic people love themselves too much to ever admit it is too late in life, to pull your shirt up and your pants down on the internet to matter….dude…I’ve bee3n on the internet for fucking years and I’ve seen some of the oldest and fattest bitches get dudes praising them on their slutty pics…even before there was digital fucking cameras…SCAN THAT SHIT and DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT on a chatroom motherfuckers only for every nerd to autofelate themselves, or auto asphyxiate themselves, while begging the gross bitch for more….when you’ve been on LOST…it probably results in even more losers hyped on your loser attention seeking slut pose….empowering right…

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2021

01

Jun

Anne Winters Being Slutty of the Day

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Anne Winters is showing the bottom half of her tit on her hot body and I am a fan….I think she should be far more famous than she is, but I also think that the rash on my dick is not the Weinstein Gangrene…when clearly it is…

She was on 13 reasons Why, she’s on some other nerd show, she tried to be Madonna in the Madonna Biopic, but instead they went with a drag queen in her 70s….yes Madonna is playing herself using the Madonna Face Filters on Snapchat…

Anyway, she has this social strategy of hot hot pics constant hot pics and it’s a win for me cuz she’s basically perfection…or at the very least…good enough…

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2021

01

Jun

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Trust Science motherfuckers…even though science is a pile of fucking bullshit where the results are from the person paying for them, or Fauci…LOLZ right….I am in Canada they won’t send me to a FEMA camp for saying that, at least not yet…

But yes, science, despite being SUBJECTIVE and easy to manipulate, despite being marketed to us as “Hard Fact”….says the right waist to hip ratio is the key to beauty…or sex appeal.

It’s not height, weight, tit size, vagina tightness, anus color, level of HIV in her blood stream…it’s the waist to hip…so naturally, girls who naturally or unnaturally have a smaller waist or ass, will naturally or unnaturally show it off like these girls….

Well, years ago, when I went to bars, I asked a girl what her ratio was, after googling what the perfect ratio was…and she was one of those artsy lesbian types, you know…a feminist before it was IG trendy…and she got MAD..she called me a pig, a misogynist…which by the way is a word I didn’t know under year 4 of doing the site when I was called one on Jezebel or some shit…but that now every child in the third grade knows it which is always exciting for men of the world into pussy!

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2021

01

Jun

Homeless Man Wiping his Ass in a Burger King! and Other Videos of the Day

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If you’re wondering where I’ve been the last two days and you haven’t. I’ve been getting fucked with hard for the past week…but remember when you’re a COCKROACH…you survive and I am a cockroach…and if you’re wondering how I know…the proof is in the fecal matter I smear on myself…are cockraoch’s into shit? I don’t know if they’re a German species or not….

Girl Gets Her Hair Burned Off!

Titty Catching Bird with Bare Hands

Weirdo Gets Kicked Out of Walmart

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2021

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t die of COVID but I was bed ridden for the last weekend, probably more due to laziness and drug addiction than anything, but I figure I’ll go with COVID…why not…it’s the trending disease to have…I mean it’s so fucking mainstream…how lame…

I watched some apocalypse movies and this apocalypse is boring….so boring that I stay in bed trying to give myself boners…I always fail.

I did end up seeing some clown sized tits on some 45 year old ex stripper in a tight dress on Memorial Day, which I don’t celebrate being Canadian, but did, because why the fuck not, I update this site too much…and I realized that clown sized breast implants on ex strippers in tight dresses are my fucking jam…

If only all women were monster titty ex strippers…I could stare at, throw 10 dollars at and have them know what I’m there for….but instead we deal with nonsense women who aren’t into that…despite still being whores

Nothing like a whore who doesn’t know she’s a whore…AM I RIGHT

I AM ALWAYS RIGHT…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning..

Bella Thorne is the Queen of Weed
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Happy Memorial Day from Madison Childs
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Brianna Flowers Nude Shoot.
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Ex-Mob Boss Talks About How Pro Athlete Games Are Rigged!
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Goddess Courtney Stodden Gets Engaged. I love her.
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Chess Teacher Ends Up Witness Student Exposing Herself On Twitch Before Class
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Board of Directors Chairman for a Russian Soccer Team Steps Down After Photo Shoot With Scantily Clad Woman
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Maned Wolf Plays Around With A Deer
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Chandler Parsons and His Fiancee Haylee Harrison are Expecting
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Danny Amendola and Jean Watts Are Still Going Strong
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

31

May

Memorial Day Tits of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day. Fuck Off.

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2021

28

May

Jojo Spreads Her Legs of the Day

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Jojo is pretty incredible, consider when she was at her peak of high pay day stardom, she never looked this good, but fast forward a decade and that professionalism, that training, that having been someone before, and still someone cuz of that, while wanting to be someone again….brings out the best in people…that fire to do better, to have more, to get more out of life, to win…never satisfied and all you gotta do is show some titty…to build off of what you built…not bad…when you got titty…to hustle….

What I am saying is I’d rather Jojo tits than some no name tits, or not, all tits matter. Where’s our charity for that?

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2021

28

May

Kaia Gerber Fitness in Tight Leggings of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s young hot model daughter, who is skinny as shit, like models are supposed to be, but for whatever reason society has tried to normalize this instagram body…when really a good old fashioned skinny model is all we need to remember the glory days when nepotism brought the goods and normals were kept out of the celebrity light because they couldn’t buy fake instagram followers…you know she’s famous for the vagina she crawled out of…and that is the way it is supposed to be…it keeps the trash out of the important table…but now it’s a fucking free for all….

All this to say, working out is good, or at least good to watch.

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