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2021

27

May

Lily Allen Nipple in a See Through Bra of the Day

Lily Allen, who I assume most people forget exist because it’s been about 10 years since she’s had a hit song, maybe longer, and I guess if you’re a rich kid who has even one hit song to validate your existence, you don’t really need to go above and beyond with your career cuz you’ve done enough…

I used to make fun of her for being a sloppy pile of overrated and entitled shit, but in her old age and insignificance, she’s managed to bring her tits to social media at least once before, and more importantly, her body looks skinny and hot…which may be confusing for those of us who remember how ugly she was, and know that mid-30s aren’t supposed to look better than mid-20s, but clearly fitness, eating well, not being a fat pile of shit is a solid strategy to make us like you…

I mean, the sheer lingerie…on her tight body makes little to no sense, but I support whatever is going on here..and I’m ready for her to pollute our ears with more songs about smiling but let’s hope it’ll be more about her pussy smile than the face kind…she’s already got the tight pants and hot body for it…

Fitness man, that’s all it takes to make a bitch hot, so bitches, get fitness..let Lily Allen be your spirit guide!

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2021

27

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer is coming, COVID is potentially over in a lot of places now that they’ve been busted for creating it in a lab, but we’ll see how that turns out for everyone, since it was created in the lab, it could be far worse than we ever imagined it would be, I mean maybe after 6 months or a year of having the virus in your system, you implode, you dick falls off, you end up not resisting the communist take over because you’re too weak to fight, I don’t know…it’s biological warfare..that shit could be fucking crazier than it’s already been…

But with summer coming, we didn’t need summer to have tanlines, thanks to girls living in hot places and knowing the importance of highlighting their hot parts, by using the art of tanlines…strippers do it, pornstars do it, thots of instagram do it, normal girls do it for color…tanlines are a 365, 7 day a week thing, and here’s some girls with Tanlines..showing off the tanlines..cuz they know tanlines are more than just a All Inclusive resort week…they are for all year masturbating….

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2021

27

May

Charlotte McKinney Big Titties in The Pool of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney hasn’t really been that relevant, or that viral in the last few years, but she’s still under 30 years old, her big titties on her small frame still exist, and for whatever reasons, she’s been starting to put some effort in, because I’ve seen her bikini body in the paparazzi in Florida, I’ve seen her bikini body on her instagram at her family home in the bahamas and there was a period of at least a year where that didn’t hapepn….so I welcome the return of the big tits on the small frame…it’s the best way to be gifted big tits and when you see all the other big tits that have got famous for being big tits…like Kate Upton….Charlotte McKinney is better…so give her what she fucking deserves…

I don’t know what these pics are of, but I do know she’s skinn, big tits, doing some 90s vibes and I like it.

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2021

27

May

Lady Gaga Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I grabbed Lady Gaga’s fishnet wearing ass back in her first year of fame because she was in the VIP booth at some party I snuck into and her security or the bar security thought it was funny…because people had a sense of humor back then….and Lady Gaga, probably numb from whatever drugs they gave her in her rise to the top. I’d likely be arrested for doing that now, but those were the glory days, the wild west….romantic times at least for me…cuz her ass was amazing..

I am not a Lady Gaga fan and I don’t find her hot. but I am a firm believer that people only get famous once their souls are sold to the industry and they are totally controlled…especially when they are manufactured as Lady Gaga is….you know every one of her songs has been a hit, it’s some Josie and the Pussycat brainwashing techniques.

I know for a fact AKON, who helped create Gaga invested in a software that analyzed trends in hit songs over the last 100 years, so that if you ran a song through the hit machine, it’d tell you if it’d go big or not..so…we can all assume it was a manufactured act from the start…but that doesn’t change her super star status…or that she’s still got a good ass that she’s showing off on the internet…looks good to me.

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2021

27

May

Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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I’ve consistently compared Lea Michele to the character in Sleep Away Camp who reveals at the end of the movie to be some coddled boy who was raised a girl from his psycho aunt after his family died….it was one of the greatest horror movies of my younger years and it blew my fucking mind…and made me question whether any girl I met had a dick…cuz motherfuckers, I was duped…

Anyway, I’ve probably done countless annoying badly written unfunny posts about how ugly Lea Michele is…I like to KICK EM WHEN THEY ARE UP….and KICK EM WHILE THEY ARE DONE…but when dealing with celebs…they are typically always up…even when they are down.

So my storyline for her was that she was a dude, with a voice of an angel, who the parents decided to turn into a girl for career longevity…you know, girls live on forever despite their whining about how their the underdogs, when they should just ask Haley Joel Osment how his adult career worked out for him…Oscar nominated, America’s favorite young actor, the Dakota Fanning but the boy version…and that bitch is still killing it…while he’s likely trying to kill himself for having that taste of fame STOLEN from him…

So, it makes sense on paper, her hard face even with the injections to look hotter as the Kardashians have normalized everyone to do…so that things like cutting off your dick is seen as no big deal…do it for the gram….

Her post pregnancy bikini selfie’s not doing many favors for her gender case, not that gender exists anymore, but you get what I am saying, it’s good to know when jerking off to a bitch if a dick one lived where the cunthole is believed to be….and no, pregnancy isn’t enough proof…you can fake that….

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2021

27

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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You gotta admit that it’s pretty fucking amazing that we don’t have to be the sleazy drunken perverts we used to be in order to see tits…because as a heavy drinker, who spent all kinds of time as the creep in various bars, clubs, parties and even raves..I’d go where the cheap booze was…I have done enough “Show me your tits” to either not see tits, or see awesome tits to which I would say “Now show me your bush”…to which they’d say “I don’t have a bush”….to which I’d say “Prove it”….you know endless fun when you were didn’t get cancelled for being sleazy….

But you don’t need to be cancelled for being sleazy, all these girls do the work for us, here’s a bunch of titty drops, which is basically a titty flash, with a little more gamification to it…you know the slow reveal…watch the tits fall out of the shirt they are in…and we didn’t even ask them to do it…they just did it on their own cuz tits are awesome so why not show them

We are the winners because we get access to this and we don’t even need say anything to get it….because girls remain amazing and here’s the proof.

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2021

27

May

Madison Pettis Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Madison Pettis is a child star that I don’t really think anyone paid too much attention to after her child stardom because they’re racists….EVERYONE is racist…your WHITE GUILT should make you disgusted with yourself as you look at her hot bikini content…RACISTS.

Anyway, her only notable adult role that I know of was some American Pie franchise straight to DVD if DVDs were still a thing and not everything was thrown onto streaming apps…but they are…

That was until Rihanna’s lingerie brand decided that she was a starlet who deserved more shine, clearly she had good management or agents, or maybe Rihanna was a fan of her Child Star work, and now we all know of her as the body who promotes Rihanna’s lingerie…which isn’t a bad thing to be…

In an era where everyone is so uptight about sexualizing women, they still do a great, if not best job of sexualizing themselves so we don’t have to….they take the WORK out of sexualizing…by just bringing us non-stop half nudes. There was a time you’d only see a personality half naked once or twice a year…it was a big deal and you’d have to revisit those pics when you saw them in a movie or fully clothed in the paparazzi…reminded of “damn she’s a hot one”…but now…the supply is endless and it’s great…

I would not know who Madison Pettis was if it wasn’t for Rihanna making her a half nude model but I am glad to know who Madison Pettis is…cuz she’s got a hot body…

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2021

27

May

Sophie Turner Sheer Top of the Day

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Sophie Turner, the Game of Thrones superstar who probably has insanely weird fans because despite knowing Game of Thrones went fully mainstream despite having Dragons you’d expect only the nerds to be into…but that for whatever reason applied to the non-nerds, because maybe we’re all nerds I mean everyone is on their phones and computers all day like fucking Robots….I mean even GOOGLE and basically every website confuses me for a Robot on a daily basis…and I may be a Robot…based on my writing skills, you’d expect this to be put together by some primitive AI tech that makes random words and sticks them together…however I’m not that tech savvy, even though I wish I was cuz that’d be the ultimate troll.

Anyway, Sophie Turner, who I thought just had a kid, has bounced back from having a kid, and is wearing a racy / but dressy outfit, you know the kind you’d want in every board meeting in every corporation across America as more and more women executives take the floor for inclusivity…because being able to jerk off to board meetings is good for business…and not something that should be left in the patriarchal past of corporate meetings that would bring strippers in to liven those boring YEAR END REPORT readings back when people were allowed to be creepy rich pervert power hungry fucks…

So if you’re into Game Of Thrones, tall skinny blondes who have recently pooped out a child, or the Jonas Brothers cuz they are so dreamy….this one’s for you…you specific fucking freak.

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2021

27

May

Stella Hudgens Braless of the Day

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I wonder how many times I can give Stella Hudgens props. She’s the bustier sister of Disney Owned and Manufactured Puppet Vanessa Hudgens, and she’s got big titties, which I guess is why she’s the bustier sister….but when talking Stella Hudgens…the only thing to really talk about is the tits…

That said, she gets to reap the rewards and perks of being famous, all because her sister is superstar level famous, and despite that probably eating away at her soul, knowing she’s not the important sister, she’s probably been coddled enough to not care and think she’s as important as Vanessa for being her sister…it’s a “Do you know who my sister is, we’ll ruin you”….approach to getting pulled over, getting into parties, getting free shit from brands….and all without actually being famous…even if in her soul, she feels like a third tier Hudgens, the one who doesn’t buy everyone in the family expensive things, at least she knows she’s better than you….and not just because of the tits, but they help…

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2021

27

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I usually do the asshole behind thong post at the end of the day on thursdays, but instead I am doing it as my first post, which is pretty funny since it’s 2:30 pm, what kind of MEDIA empire is this…one that makes no fucking money…that’s the kind…so I’m not about to get up and GRIND or whatever the losers who pretend to “HUSTLE” on the internet say they do…while selling their nudes and building their personal brand…the fact I even bother updating the site is a fucking joke…I could be doing better things like travelling the world on my luxury yacht, or at least imagining that is what I am doing on some bender in a ditch…which is more my budget…BUT ENOUGH about me…despite how narcissitic having a blog is, I actually hate talking about myself…it’s obnoxious and not interesting…so HOW ARE YOU? Tell me your fellings, your likes, your wants, your dreams…or just look at ASSHOLE BEHIND thongs because thongs are ineffective at covering assholes, but thongs are also effective at showing assholes for those too shy to take pics of their assholes for the men who ask for the asshole pics cuz we know it’s the gateway to the internet…

I told a girl I called fat on this site years ago, the joke was great…”I’ve never heard of this bitch, like she’s never heard of a gym”….how that didn’t get me a book deal..I don’t know…just an example of the INJUSTICES around us….anyway, I deleted the post cuz she I asked me to, and I said that I play an asshole on the internet, but the truth is I am more into looking at pics of assholes on the internet…and I don’t think I’m nearly as big of an asshole as I should be…but some of these girls have assholes bigger than they should be…ENJOY.

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