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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

May

Amanda Cerny Cleavage of the Day

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I remember Amanda Cerny from when she first hit Playboy as one of the least eventful Playboy chicks ever. I knew someone who lived in LA and they texted me “I was at a party with this Amanda Cerny chick, she’s a Playboy Playmate”…and I was like “Who”…only to google her and be like “I’m with some fat crackhead missing half a front tooth and she’s high on fucking OCEAN WATER, I GOTS to go”….

Meaning, I didn’t ask him to seduce Cerny, fuck her, get her to do some nude shoot for the site after getting her drunk and making her sign a consent form because we respect the rules of content creation since we don’t create content….and by we I mean me….but you get what I am saying…I didn’t give a fuck…

So, despite her social media, digital marketing hustle, that I am sure made her stupid money, because since that day my friend was with Cerny, she’s got 10s of millions of fans, she did comedy videos with the lame Disney Drop Outs that were Vine Stars….and thanks to that hustle she exists beyond Playboy and I can’t hate on that…even if I don’t think her tits are all that fun, exciting, or even worthy of a post…they are STILL tits..just not exposed tits…I mean she’s a Playboy model, you can google pics of her cunt…GOOGLE makes money off her search results around her CUNT…but this is what she does now…pretty despressing really…from NC-17 nudes, to G rated going to Church tits…BORING.

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2021

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I had a pussy wedgie conversation with a girl in the park who had a pussy wedgie…because for whatever reason she didn’t pull the pussy wedgie out…something that we’ve seen our entire lives and probably hardly ever noticed girls do…cameltoes are a real thing the affect pussies of all sizes and ages…it’s not just for fat pussied moms or fat pussied sluts who like to fuck a lot…it’s even for skinny pussies that don’t fuck at all…but that currently see the cameltoe as either a style option the intentionally give themselves, an inconvenience they don’t bother with because pulling tight pants out of pussy is so annoying..just let the pussy be exposed to whoever wants to see it…which is a great attitude that I am glad more and more women are taking on…because pussy wedgies allow us to see pussy without seeing pussy and thus a win for all involved…girl gets to flash her pussy, maybe get some subscribers if she’s wearing branded bike shorts with her IG handle on them, you know the classy monogram of sluts…..or at least a rush and thrill that some pervert like me stared at the pussy in the pants the way pussy wedgies are meant to be.

Anyway, I didn’t have an actual pussy conversation with a girl in the park, I had a telepathic conversation with the pussy wedgie…you know it’s one of my many mystical talents…they call me the pussy wedgie whisperer..

I did however try to convince a homeless crackhead I chat with to pretend to be offended by the pussy wedgie, you know to stir up some controversy, but she had three other friends with her and they had pussy wedgies too…

PUSSY WEDGIES…the plague like locusts…they’re everywhere…blacking out the sun levels of pussy wedgies…but unlike locusts…you can jerk off to them…

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2021

May

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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Heidi Klum brought her skinny mom of 4 or 5 or even 6 ass out in a one piece and the truth is, despite being 100 fucking years old, blown out by babies that I will assume at the average 7 pounds were half the size of Seal’s dick…you know they call him Seal because he’s got a seal in his panties…it’s a fact…or urban legend…to all you kissed by a rose romantic….

the point is, at 100 years old, blown out by a life of good living, she’s still put together rather nicely…and sure, there seems to be a bit of a mom at the public pool sag, what my friend calls “women who were once hot”…not that I have friends…but I know a guy who makes fun of the other guys who pick up the table scraps of the hot girl from high school who is now 250 pounds and 60…someones gotta fuck em, living out that High School dream, too little too fucking late…

I guess Klum is vain, knows her money is based on her look, so she works at or..or she’s a genetic freak that stems from Nazi germany Eugenics programs that you don’t want to compare to this vaccine rollout, you know experimenting on people….but that you’d probably think has something to do with this German Icon still holding up…but rich lades eat well, workout, and she was also hot, so maybe nature is just nicer to the rich..

Alls I know is not 45+ women I know look like this, so it’s weird….we’ll just reduce it to it’s simplest form….being a participant in German Scat fetishes….the FECES all full of age defying nutrients..OIL OF OLAY and by Olay I mean Rectum….who knows…I’m a little too into staring at a skinny ass on a top model 28 years later….

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2021

May

Demi Rose Underboob of the Day

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Demi Rose is one of the early instagram whores to pull together her phoney as fuck look, where she CAT FISHED people into thinking she was this marvel of nature, but she was really man made, and really who would marvel a bitch that looks like this, is marvel even a word, or is it just for you comic book losers sitting on million dollar comic collections thanks to your social awkwardness and propensity to stay a virgin..

But yeah, the sex worker who we know gets shit on by rich guys in DUBAI, it’s a thing, at least it was in early instagram hooking or is it hookering, was marketed as the UK’s Kim Kardashian, where she’d do these silly fat ass / fake ass glamour pics, and the whole thing was so contrived, artificial and boring, I never bought into the shit, but she’s got huge tits that are busting out, so who I am to hate on a scam that’s given her the ultimate life, when really she was destined to be a backpage girl…it’s a win…even if it’s silly….cuz that instagram body is silly…all cartoon-like and ridiculous..

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2021

May

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspot Wednesday, the joke that haunts me daily, which is something I am used to, because I don’t take anything seriously, so even my 25 year marriage to my fat fuck wife was a joke, that keeps on bringing the pain…and this site which is 17 years of daily bullshit updates no one gives a fuck about…also started out as a joke and has been a long drawn out miserable experience that I wouldn’t ever trade for anything because it is unfortunately my life work and a nice reminder of how insignificant and useless I am….but I keep on going….and now Wetspot Wednesday, my attempt at a top 10 list or a clickbait article, by posting pics from the worst hashtag like it was amazing…and ever wednesday, I bring the goods that I actually hate bringing….all to kill the joke over and over and over because some of us can’t give up…

I’ve said it before, because there’s only so much to say about wetspots and that is that wet panties when a girl is jerking off for you with her front hole now that genders dont exist, can be HOT in contest….but wet panties on their own can be caused by so many gross things…it’s hard to know what we’re dealing with without a smell or taste test…so we’ll assume it’s girls proud they came their panties…or girls faking it to get likes and follows but ultimately…out of context…wetspots are gross…but hot..since their wet panties…and it’s all too confusing for my simple mind. I just know I hate this post…so I do it weekly.

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2021

May

How She Gets Free Shots at Bars and Other Videos of the Day

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Creepy Beach Ball Display

Legging Wearing Scooter Girl’s Living in a Simulation

Too Tall For the Garage

Quad Crash

Dumb Girl Exploring New Terrain

Asleep at the Drive Thru

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2021

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder if virgins still hire hookers to lose their virginity, or if they just scroll the dating apps and find a fat and lonely enough horny pig of a girl to fuck, because in my era, before apps designed for basically all caliber of people to get sex, we had to hire hookers….I remember hiring at least a dozen hookers for my awkward virgin friends who couldn’t figure out how easy it was to find girls willing to fuck back in an era when it wasn’t given to you on a fucking platter you coddled, entitled, spoiled, self involved, gluttonous, bratty, victims despite everything working in your favor…FUCKS…

There was a time when girls used to eat meat to pay her rent…and I guess they still do…because somethings never change…that’s why prostitution is the oldest profession..it’s got its roots in caveman trading food for fuck….you know back when the aliens dropped us off here to figure it the fuck out for ourselves….and we’ve done a terrible fucking job of that…

At least we have morning links…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Former FIU Golfer Michelle Rodriguez in a Thong in Vacation Mood
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Amanda Cerny Topless on the Beach
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Elle Fanning Catching the Rays
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Tyrese Haliburton’s Girlfriend Jade Jones is Trying to Win the Off-Season
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Hockey Puck to the Nuts
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Do Girls Like Bad Bods or Hulk Bods
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Snub Nosed Money Eating Berries
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Everything Coming to TV and Streaming in June
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The Smallest Apartment in NYC
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Christians Against Masturbation vs Louie CK from 9 Years Ago….
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Cam Girls….Are Great
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2021

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find it funny that even though people are more perverted than ever…they are more uptight than ever…it’s like they are more sexed up, exposed to porn, believe sex work is real work, and girls are hornier than I ever thought they’d be and not when 50 and a divorcee during a crisis…but when they are still hot….it’s crazy….but you can’t say shit like “Show me your tits”…or “How Much to Fuck”….like we used to in the good days…because of some men being pussies and scared of being seen as sleazy, even though being a sleaze is responsible for all of my best memories, I’d hate for people to miss out on it for the fear of being cancelled by the internet…which isn’t real life…and you will be able to go on living….so ask a girl to show you her tits…it may lead to paying her for sex…

I find it remarkable that the woke and unwoke that is more woke than the people who call themselves woke because those who call themselves are actual idiots….but i am surprised that they don’t come together..the vaccinated and unvaccinated…the racists and the critical race theorists who are actually racist..the right and the left…blm and proud boys…migrants and legal citizens…don’t come together and boycott China who clearly have the media and government in their back pockets…because they are saying with certainty it was created in a lab…covered up and marked as fake news…any anyone who questioned it was silence..that should terrifying you…that COVID censorship bro…NUTTY…but when China is so fucking rich, probably the biggest land owners in North America, probably the biggest share holders at all the tech companies and likely the biggest funders or at least sales numbers in Hollywood….I’m sure Stop Asian hate was their initiative because they already took over the world…not that I care, I love China….but you’d think all these angry people who actually care about this shit cuz they aren’t apathetic and feel life is meaningless like I do….should be mad…

I’m more interested in staring at the big tits on a bike hanging out….

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Porn Star Keisha Grey Says Ariana Grande’s Husband Once Put His Finger Up Her Butt!
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Bella Thorne Butt Shot!
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Larsa Pippen Launches an Only Fans
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Solid News Fail
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Paige Spiranac Says She’s Blocked by Phil Mickelson on Twitter
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Renee Olstead – Nude Photoshoot
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Sara Sampaio’s Vacation Photo Dump!
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Dude VS Balloons
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It Was Fight Night for the Ladies in the Bleachers at Monday Night’s White Sox Game
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Kara Del Toro Brings The Heat!
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Brad Pitt – Male Model
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Math Question of the Day
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Lottie Moss has a Nip Slip
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Jessica Alba’s Cleavage Show
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Zac Effron Bungee Jump
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Ricki Lake Showing Off her Engagement Ring
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Iowa Guard Jordan Bohannon Suffered a Head Injury After Appearing to Be Sucker Punched During an Argument Outside of a Bar
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TikTok Star has a Boob Slip
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Halsey Might Be Married!
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Olivia Rodrigo Gets Number 1
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Emma Stone ALmost Used a Different Stage Name
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Guinea Pig or Hamsters Eating
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Sammi Hanratty Pokies on a Dog Walk
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A Man Explains 7 Things Men Love About Women
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Hailey Bieber Showing Off her Stomach
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Theo Huxtable to Produce and Star in a Historical Biopic
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Rick and Morty Season 5 Trailer
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Pirates fan – Hit in the Balls
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Why the Universe is a Simulation
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Pig Hates the Vaccuum So he Unplugs It….
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Kristin Cavallari Seductively Looking for a Cocktail With Her Cleavage on Full Display
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Model Carmella Rose in Bikinis!
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Behind the Scenes With Nicki Minaj!
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Surprise Wake Up
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The Eternals Trailer
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How the Rich Avoid Taxes
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This Guy Was Struck By Lightning 7 Times
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Chris Simms Ranks Justin Fields as the 39th QB in the NFL
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Lingerie Model Lara Denova’s Big Shoot
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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini with Wildlife
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Wedding Fail
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Movers on a Narrow Street
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This is Dry Water
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Target VS Pokemon Cards
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If You Never Played Professional Baseball Fred McGriff Might Be to Blame
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Iggy Azalea is Braless in a Party Dress
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Get More Out of Your Coffee
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Idiot Too Close to the Edge
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Willow Smith by the Paparazzi
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Taraji P Henson in Tight Pants
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Jodie Foster On the Streets
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Sara Sampaio in Leggings
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Emma Watson PDA
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Ambrosio in Fitness Clothes
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Rat Cow Titty Top
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Victoria Beckham in Mask
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Nicola Peltz Ass in Jeans with her Husband a Beckham
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Scarjo at Lunch
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Hot Body Kim Garner
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Jennifer Lawrence is VIle
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From stepSMUT!!

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In the Magic Forest a Girl Fucks Herself against a Tree
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Huge Bathtub Titties
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Luna’s Reddit is Fuckign Hot Tits
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Taco Tuesday
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Pussy Climbing
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Girl Fucking Her Desk
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21 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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It’s Bath Time!
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Misfit Memes!
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Getting It Done
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11 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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She’s Athletic
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LIP SLIP
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Leaves her Panties On
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Escort Experience
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Bathtub Cutie
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Ass Eating Amateur
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Dildo Fucks
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Lots of Sideboob
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Big Titty AMateur Fuck
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Girl with Leg Hair
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Naked Gardeners
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Hot Babe with a Hand Tattoo
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Sluts who Hand Stand
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Chasing Waterfalls
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Tit Fucks
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Some Bitch Naked Gianna Stretching
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Dildo Play
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Naked Girls with Goosebumps
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2021

May

Rita Ora Braless of the Day

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I saw some recent story where Rita Ora and her new boyfriend, that Australian dude who did Jojo The Rabbit, making out with some other bitch named Tess Thompson from Westworld, because these celebrities get all drunk and wild on their rich person benders and Rita Ora has been consistently the party girl scenester, if anything her going to events is the only reason you know her since Rihanna got her kicked off her lucrative record deal she got back when she was fucking Rob Kardashian for clout…you see, she’s a clout chaser and I guess it works, at least on an international level…not really famous anywhere, but famous everywhere, and cast in campaigns and TV show hosting gigs in obscure markets, without anyone having ever heard her song…but they’ve all seen her tits…and they are great tits…even as they get older and older and she gets more and more rough looking…

This is her recovering from her debaucherous weekend of being more important than the average people, in Australia where she’s hosting some American Idol Australia type of bullshit…and who cares, like all Rita Ora news or posts, it’s about the Albanian Refugee turned rich and famous TITTIES.

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2021

May

Kate Beckinsale Latex of the Day

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You don’t need to understand Kate Beckinsale or why she looks as good as she does in her mid 40s. There’s gotta be some sort of explanation that doesn’t matter because even as someone who didn’t see Underworld, but knew loser virgin types who would buy 3 version of the Underworld special edition DVD, two for the collection to remain unopened and one to watch, which I thought was overkill but I wasn’t well versed in nerd culture at the time, and now realize that he could probably sell those for 1,000,000 dollars, I mean people are buying animated GIFS and screenshots of GIFs for 1,000,000 dollars…there’s clearly a surplus of money and I aint getting any of it…

So despite not being a Kate Beckinsale die hard nerd who loved her vampire shit, I can say, she must have made a deal with the devil, or got herself fucked, probably up the ass by a vampire, and I don’t mean Pete Davidson, wasn’t she fucking him? Or was it some other young loser she uses their sperm as an anti-aging treatment…I don’t care..

I just know that she looks too good for her age and it creeps me out, but it could be from being a rich kid, she started out rich, got knocked up by rich, and can spend months at a time in a vat of coconut oil and aborted fetus for the stem cells…

She’s in some fetish gear and she looks like something you’d want to stick your dick in, despite the menopause, if anything her menopause is the kind of menopause that makes you excited about all the benefits of menopause that are usually overlooked cuz they don’t outweigh what menopause normally looks like…

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