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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

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2021

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It is pretty funny that THONGS became all the rage in the panty industry, at least for the consumer because it’s clearly a far less functional product design….it doesn’t even cover the asshole which is probably one of two things a panty-wearer would want to cover….so it’s literally doing a half assed job…

Yet, praying on the emotions of the panty wearer, making them think that their more efficient panty was out of style, ugly, for old ladies, not very modern, not very sexy, nothing but embarrassment and instead of taking it to the streets to survey men on which panty style they would be turned on by if a girl they brought home was wearing them….to which I will guarantee you they will all say “I don’t care”…because we don’t care…

So the panty manufacturers, thanks to “marketing” which I guess is just emotional manipulation for profit, got to sell a ton of thongs to replace and update panty collections…and it all had less fabric than traditional panties, fraction of the amount of fabric, but that they don’t have to lower price on…ULTIMATE SCAM.

Now that the THONG hype is over, THONGS are being used by girls to show their assholes without explicitly showing their asshole…even though their asshole by definition is explicit…you get what I am saying…it’s the easy entry level asshole flash that takes some shine off the asshole flash and makes it more a “panty” shot.

Yes, I’ve over thought this….

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2021

Apr

Lottie Moss Ass of the Day

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I’ve been making fun of Lottie Moss since she first hit the scene for being a bootleg Kate Moss, mooching off Kate Moss’ fame because they are sisters, or half sisters, but the truth is that Lottie probably had less to do with that than the media playing her up because of it, I mean MOSS is her last name, how the fuck else was she to do it…maybe like Kate Winslet’s actress daughter who Winslet, one of the biggest stars out there, claims launched her acting career secretly….because they have different last names….as if the people casting her didn’t google her and find out she was Kate Winslet’s daughter…you know what I mean…it’s a bullshit storyline….

Anyway, we’re talking about the other Kate, who was a fashion icon, super luxurious and high fashion, at fashion parties doing fashion drugs, with rockstars and artists…you know back when it was more exclusive and groupies of IG couldn’t get access…you had to actually be in the scene…a crazy concept….

So when a chubby and trashier version of her came up, it was weird but more modern since everyone is a fucking trashcan….and for whatever reason I took the stance that it was a bad thing…forgetting that she’s got fat tits and a a good waist to hip ratio with that muppet IG face…ready for reality TV and an ONLY FANS account….

But I’ve decided that girls getting naked on the internet for money to pave their way in the world…is a noble, lazy, but noble cause…and when they have famous relatives…even better because the it is unnecessary but a solid cash grab…and money is everyone’s fetish…so get it….it’s clout…

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2021

Apr

Alexis Ren Short Skirt of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but Instagram is pretty fucking porny now and it’s hilarious…because you know when these girls hit instagram with their bikini pics, being sexual, they were doing it for dudes to jack off to them or at least follow them because they were trying to lay the foundation of being someone that dudes would want to fuck…it was good for business…

But the funny thing with all that is that they played it up like they were influencers and we were just perverts sexualizing them…and that they weren’t sexualizing themselves or looking for pervert energy in their “Felt Cute May Delete Later” pics….of them on all fours in skimpy bikinis…that’s just casual day at the beach shit…

So someone like Ren, who was really just a prop or skin or tits and ass that have since become bolt on tits and ass were just cast in sensual travel content that her boyfriend at the time put together…and it was always pretty perverted but for whatever reason it was seen as travel content, it went viral, and brands got on board because perversion is like anything, if it gets views and likes it’s worth monetizing…you when it is trending and viral…worth monetizing or sponsoring…and the fact it’s pornographic gets thrown out the window…meanwhile brands refuse to advertise on actual porn…it never makes sense to me that an EmRata or Ren who built a business on being nude were able to build a business with legit brands instead of just only fans members….

So brand support porn and don’t call it porn when it has Kim K level followers, since it converts for them….but brands call less porny shit porn when it doesn’t….LOGIC….2+2=5

So anyway, my theory is that the exposed ass in a short skirt is going to be the summer trend, you know who perverted can these girls who get naked online get….and this is Ren demonstrating her version….which is a tight upskirt..without it being a full on upskirt.

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2021

Apr

Panty Scratching Youtube Video of the Day

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You know, Youtube is a very fucked up place but they don’t like to tell you about the underbelly of their platform…which involves all the porn that gets uploaded to the platfrom that doesn’t get flagged…and porn is really a catch all term to things creepy dudes jerk off to…which is why I am very against kids using the platform….because as long as there has been Youtube, there has been dudes jerking off to youtube…

I used to post Youtube Porn I came across, we’re talking 15 or 16 years ago, so it’s NOTHING new….I was doing it to call them out for their hypocrisy…for running ads, being publicly traded while being degenerate as fuck….but for whatever reason…they never got cancelled…

I don’t really give a fuck about how disgusting the mainstream media and big tech platforms are…or at least how hypocritical they are…because I am not an activist trying to get them shut down..

Plus videos of a girl in panties scratching herself as ASMR is just so fucking weird, I need Youtube to find it….a valid and effective search tool I guess.

The world is nuts.

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2021

Apr

Caylee Cowan High Cut Swimsuit of the Day

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I don’t know much about Caylee Cowan other than she’s a big titty actress who hasn’t gone full viral yet, so she’s navigating the horrible industry and figuring it out and I am sure she’ll figure it out, because big titties are a currency or a value add that just can’t fail if they have a host body that puts a little effort in.

She is in some Nic Cage movie called WILLY WONDERLAND or something…so that’s probably a solid launch pad…I am looking at her IMDB that is filled with the weirdest trivia…including…

She has a leather bound 640 page journal with her initials “C.C.C.” engraved on the front cover. The journal is hand-made by a professional bookbinder from Oradea, Romania named Dragos.

Sounds satanic to me…..isn’t Romania where vampires and from and C.C.C. sounds a little like well…you do the math on that one….I’m not about to deep dig into that shit…

Caylee Cowan is estranged from her biological father.

Sounds a little like Daddy issues you’d need to make it in America…or at least in Hollywood…you know having a relationship with your actual parents gets in the way of SUCCESS…

Then there’s:

She went to 11 different schools and graduated a year early from high school.

Hmmmmmmmmm…..ok….

That said, I do like the army boots in a swimsuit on the beach look….it’s kind of what you’d want being deployed to look like at least after being deployed and realizing the army pussy isn’t as good as the brothel in the local military town pussy….

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2021

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are the best kind of drops…not that I know many other kinds of drops…I mean there’s dropping babies, which could be a better kind of drop assuming you’re the dad and you can get away with it after first hand knowledge that the dad life isn’t for you…”I dropped the baby into the well…it was an accident…can we call it SIDS?”…..then there are “music” drops…where the marketers who make too much money hype up a dumb song from a dumb overpaid pop singer….”ALBUM DROPS SOON”….there’s dropping your pants and pulling your pathetic penis out for hookers, strippers, or strangers…but that usually ends with shame….or a sex offender charge….you can drop it like it’s hot…but that doesn’t mean anything..it’s just a quote used in pop music as a slogan or expression for the basic idiots with no minds to use in their day to day conversation…there’s dropping egg…where girls egg hits their fallopian tube…you know ready to be inseminated…which is the lead in to dropping the baby….I guess you can drop a deuce..but I hate talking about shitting…so we’ll just pretend we don’t do that….dropping loads….but dropping is a little overhyping or inflating the pathetic dribble that if I am lucky I pretend is dropping loads…I guess your balls can drop when you’re a kid and for some people they never drop…and I don’t see how that’s any better than titty drops…so in conclusion big tits being used proper thanks to social pressure since everyone is a follower….makes for good drops…and here’s today’s round-up.

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2021

Apr

Paris Hilton Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Paris Hilton is a legend on a lot of levels, including but not limited to being a small titty ambassador because clearly she’s never got the fake tits all the other girls with small titties got..including her lame sideclick and lopsided titty Nicole Richie…but she’s adopted and if you’re adopted or know anyone who is adopted…you know is all fucked up because even her own parents didn’t want her….

I like to think Paris Hilton is the actual matriarch of the Kardashian empire, like she actually launched Kim and family and that she gets a kickback on all they do, allowing her to be more behind the scenes and less desperate and disgusting than the Kardashians…but I am not privy to that kind of information..

I am pretty sure she’s in her 40s now and looks better than most 40 year olds…and I assume she’s about to make babies because at 40 it’s time…hence her engagement….but I am not privy to that kind of information…

In fact, Paris Hilton blocked me on Instagram early in her instagram and I have no memory of writing any rude comments because when I used instagram…I would get deleted for rude comments…including one made on Bijou Philips / Danny Masterson Rapist’s feed…and I figured why bother…I can save the hate for the website no one visits….

Paris is a legacy brand at this point, I remember the sex tape, the leaked cellphone…where I got her ex boyfriend Stavros’ number and ended up trolling Stavros into getting me on the list at a Paris Hilton party in Montreal…this was probably 15 years ago…the glory days…that didn’t involve seeing her vagina, but I guess there’s ample archives of that online…which is less dangerous than seeing it in person…

What I am saying is Paris is hotter than ever, which makes no sense since she’s also older than ever and that I like that she committed to small and manageable tits cuz small tits are hotter than sloppy ass tits…and that’s about the extent of what I have to say about that…oh and check out that bicep….

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2021

Apr

Gigi Hadid Mom Legs in Bike Shorts of the Day

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I view “MOM PUSSY” as a degenerative disease…in part because things rarely get better, even with a VAGINALPLASTY, and usually get fucking worse…it’s the trauma from shitting a baby out of the egg hole….never fully bouncing back to full glory…coupled with the aging process…then adding more babies to their family planning even though breeding is fucking irresponsible, we’re in a pandemic, the world is fucking upside down, the future is bleak…but narcissists who like getting cummed in thing they are gracing us with some fucking messiah, when really it’s just their own overjoyed minds pumped on a miniature version of themselves that when you’re rich aren’t all that inconvenient but instead just fun to hang out with a mom…you know the whole being a vapid idiot means not ever really experiencing real love..besides just loving themselves….until having a kid of their own and realizing what love is..

Point being…she’s in bike shorts, showing mom legs, and the whole bike shorts not being jacked up inside her like she was her sister or her friends that do that when they leave the house in a “Look at my pussy that’s not a mom pussy yet”….leading me to think she’s wearing a padded panty or adult diaper cuz the pussy hasn’t recovered yet…it’s still all inverted or prolapsed…you know mom shit..

I used to know a girl who had an aggressively OUTTY vagina, she was a mom of 3 and I’d occassionally chew on her labia like it was chewing gum…you know drunken antics…well she’d wear pads in her underwear to hide the bulge or for comfort because the pussy was so wrecked…so I like to think that’s the reason for the cameltoe or lack of cametoe girl’s got…but what the fuck do I know..(the answer is nothing…I know nothing)

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2021

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Hard Nipples of the Day

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I find Suki Waterhouse such bootleg model/actress shit, but I guess people find her hot…I am just not one of those people…

I figure that most people actually have no idea that she exists, because despite her TRYING very hard to exist or to be famous, she’s definitely not household, her accomplishments, albeit more impressive than mine, which isn’t saying much, the highlight of my month is if I manage to get an erection….and that’s basically been my life work for two or three decades…which doesn’t give much for the people out there to do anything with…because it’s small…

But enough about me..

This scenester rich kid ladder climber from the UK, came up with Cara Delvingne, but never quite hit Cara’s stride because some people are just cooler, more interesting, better manipulators.

She did date Brad Cooper, but he likely fucked other women when they dated, but you know a small price to pay for the PR…only she didn’t get knocked up by him and was left to figure out the next hustle…she’s likely still working on that.

But she does have a hard nipple…and that’s probably more interesting than the other things she’s been working on…so here that is…boring, yes.

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2021

Apr

Josie Canseco Pussy Print of the Day

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Josie Canseco’s one of the hotter celebrity rich child of a celebrity who is now old enough to be a degenerate like the rest of the people her age since everyone is a fucking pervert….

She’s a socialite, model, rich kid, doesn’t really need to work, so she hangs with youtubers and gets fucked by other trending idiots, all to build relevance and clout…it’s a new generation that people who didn’t have internet communities and internet personas when they were growing up so it’s a whole new dynamic of weird…but that doesn’t mean it’s any less interesting to jerk off to…especially when they are all low level sex workers, posting pics of their nudes, or in this case vagina in tight shors, cuz sex positivity, woke, who fucking knows..

I am sure she’s just happy that she’s on the right side of being Half Cuban and not waiting in line for Sugar like those other Cubans still in Cuba that didn’t have a dad who was good at baseball to ship to the USA like they did with Jose….not that Jose matters, it is all about Josie and her pussy in tight shorts.