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2021

23

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Still in A Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini

I’ve been pretty consistent on my Liz Hurley content saying that the bikini model is one of three or four things….

1- a freak of nature that actually is age defying and amazing at 55 or however old she is…which is very unlikely because even if she’s fit, gets a lot of sleep, well hydrated, never stressed, of superior genetic pedigree…she’s still in her 50s and 50 year old women look like shit, even the hot ones trying….

2- a BOTOX medi-spa experiment that worked because she didn’t turn into a muppet…

3- an archived photo because at 40 she knew the end was near so the better shoot hundreds of generic bikini pics to give this online illusion, I mean there are CGI influencers out there now, it’s a no brainer to keep the persona alive and cash in while being fat as fuck at home…it’s Aubrey O’Days strategy….not that we remember her…but she’s nasty.

4- her trans son playing her..now that he’s a she…since his dad killed himself…and he’s got nothing but trustfund to turn himself into Liz Hurley…..he already took all her pics so it only makes sense.

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2021

23

Apr

Gigi Hadid is a Furry of the Day

Here’s some GIGI HADID In some FURRY fetish pics for the FURRY Fetishists out there who have what I would consider one of the weirdest fetishes…I know that a few days ago I did a post on stepSMUT about BETAS where they censor their nudes and say “If you were a real man, you’d see my cunt”…which I thought was weird…then I’ve seen a bunch of FEMBOY shit which is basically almost trans dudes with small tits…and that’s weird too….then there’s the whole chastity thing where men are getting their dicks locked in cages only to be cockteased….all very non-masculine fetishes…I mean why take what you want when you can be an incel weirdo about it…”shame my small cock, please baby, please”…like it’s not supposed to be like that…and it makes dressing up like a mascot and humping each other far more normal…and that’s fucking weird.


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2021

23

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow bikini

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass on a paddleboard for Earth’s Day is just another example of taking some cause and making it an opportunity to show you ass to the world…because clearly she thinks her ass looks hot in this pic….and you may too…

I am always surprised when I am reminded that Gwyneth Paltrow is a thing because she really was never memorable in anything she’s ever done as an actor, but I guess when your dad and mom are in the industry, you don’t really need to be good at that whole acting thing, you’ll just get cast cuz of who you are….and I’m really not against nepotism, keep the rich rich, keep the cultural or the socio-economic divide as deep as fucking possible, so the rich can be safe in their havens and sanctuaries while the poor eat each other for survival…you know as the rich post obnoxious pics of their asses to celebrate the earth and the environment…while this trashcan’s whole hustle is selling bitches shit they don’t need…likely made in a dirty fucking factory by some child laborers…BUT EARTH DAY…I LOVE TO CONNECT WITH THE EARTH…when I’m not in my mansion that has a 1,000 dollar a month power bill…fucking garbage..

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2021

23

Apr

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

FROG BUTTS…how dare you….how derogatory…how inappropriate…calling a pose a woman just trying to make her ass look rounder and more dramatic a FROG butt, instead of a WOMAN BUTT…you misogynistic fucks…be outraged…cancel the frog butt…and call it “kneeling” or something less fun…even if all the girls in frog butt have self proclaimed the frog butt and uploaded the pic with the #frogbutt hashtag…so we know it’s a frog butt…that’s clearly just proof that the patriarchy has trickled down into a woman’s day to day life where she doesn’t even know she’s being objectified as she objectifies herself….I mean…to call a woman’s butt a frog butt…like GROSS…you know Frogs and their warts, their green skin, the fact they live in fucking swamps amongst filth and stink…HOW DARE YOU…but outraged..

Or just look at the frog butts cuz girls figured out how to brand a pose they do to make their asses look hot…because being outraged is for idiots since none of this matters, it’s all a simulation.

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2021

23

Apr

Padma Lakshmi Bra and Panties of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Bra Panties

Padma is a big titty 50 year old “chef” or “sugar baby” depending on who you are talking to…who has a great set of tits on what is a great looking body…despite being 50 years old…which is why the “chef” is able to “sugar baby”…

You may not know her story, but she faked being pregnant with one Billionaire, while she was pregnant with another Billionaire, and the first Billionaire got cancer and died, leaving his billions to her kid, that was in fact another Billionaire’s kid, so she got to hit the other billionaire up for money too…it’s like DOUBLE HITTER…..2 billionaires for the price of one….smart but a real piece of shit…

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2021

23

Apr

Phoebe Tonkin Naked Tree Hugger of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin Nude

Phoebe Tonkin is an Australian migrant worker who instead of working on the farm, works the entertainment industry….barely…she was in vampire diaries or some other nerd bullshit and has been coasting ever since…plus she likely came into America with proper work visas and even a Green Card because I think she’s even married an American…but what the fuck do I know….it’s possible she was thrown into the border cages with COVID before being thrown into society…I just don’t have the details…

What I do have is a pic of her hugging a tree for Earth Day because the Climate is now the full focus of the activists and loving the earth is important…since we live on it…but for whatever reason…mainly greed and corruption…the industrialized world has fucking destroyed the environment for profit…awesome…..but you people at home stop using plastic straws cuz that’ll make a difference…when the corporations making billions are the fucking problem…

No, I’m not an activist, or a climate change denier….I just know for a fact big business and their factories destroy the planet and that all you housing development suburban fucks are totally disconnected with the earth because it’s not a SHOPPING MALL to spend money you don’t have on shit you don’t need…..I am however someone into nature and amazed we live amongst such amazing landscapes, climates, animals, rivers and lakes and oceans…and instead all we care about is selfies, selling nudes, and buying KIM K promoted garbage…society disgusts me….we need more naked tree huggers but even she’s probably a fake with all her possessions…you know rich shit…

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2021

23

Apr

Sarah Michelle Gellar Swimsuit of the Day

I was never a Sarah Michelle Gellar fan because I didn’t watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer to jerk off like the fucking nerds…but I do remember the nerds who did watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer to jerk off and they were really fucking into it…in a creepy fucking way…

Then she was in Cruel Intentions which I also didn’t jerk off to and if I did it’d be to SELMA BLAIR in anticipation for her future MS…you know CANES fucking get my dick wet….

But she’s 44, doing bikini pics because everyone’s a shameless half naked whore, even moms who are rich enough to not fucking bother, but do it cuz they like it….because everyone’s a shameless half naked whore…it’s the whole point of the internet you see.

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2021

23

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are a nice reminder that you can take the shackles that are used to KILL innocent fish…something the pescetarians don’t seem to think of as evil…despite their vegan counterparts probably thinking it’s evil…I mean with everyone outraged…why haven’t the FISHNETS been cancelled..

You know, nets restraining women like they are fish…while basically implying that women are fish…which is typical of you men…who have historically always called stinky pussy fishy pussy…you know the reference to sea creature is a thing…that patriarchy..

But because they are a great accessory, a hot and sexual outfit or accessory, one they can use to sell nudes…to those same misogynistic men….they turn a blind eye to the symbolism, but instead focus on things that don’t matter like racists with slave ties from the 1700s…

BE CONSISTENT you feminist freedom fighters..

In conclusion, fishnets are hot.

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2021

23

Apr

Kung Fu Master and Other Videos of the Day

She May be White So It Doesn’t Count – But Cops Restrain Other Cop From Punching Lady

Woman Runs Red – Gets Killed

Another Red Light Runner

Lamp Post to the Ear

Activists are So Fucking Annoying

Static Electricity in China Streets….

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2021

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to see the opportunity in things, I don’t actually act on opportunities, but if I did act on opportunities I’d be very fucking rich, because they are pretty obvious…whether it was TINDER, OR SNAP, or even Youtube….Sex Toys and Instagram Brands…I was there years before saying “you know what would be a good idea”…

So today’s billion dollar opportunity is the mandatory vaccinations to access private businesses which they are trying to push despite the vaccines being experimental and not done the human trials… means a need for mandatory unvaccinated spots for the people who think COVID is a marketing ploy to sell experimental vaccines to people…

So cruise ships for unvaccinated, airlines for unvaccinated, hotels for unvaccinated, casinos for unvaccinated people, stores, restaurants, bars. Huge industry!

The funny thing is that the vaccinated who are all like “you can’t hang with us with your non vaccinated healthy immune systems”….who basically want to lynch the unvaccinated cuz we want more DATA before injected shit into our bodies…I mean I used to be scared of smoking weed from sketchy people cuz I assumed it was soaked in Pine Sol, I’m not about to trust big pharma and social media pressure when I see people I despite doing what they call “VAXXIES”…which is selfies for vaccinations….because putting a cute name on it doesn’t make it any less gay you faggots..

Anyway….so the OPPRESSIVE REGIME that is the vaccinated…maybe it’s a totalitarian regime…I didn’t do well in world history class….are going to try to shut you down the hot spots for the non vaccinated cuz we don’t want your vaccine shedding near us…we don’t want you HIGH viral load that you have no symptoms of in our AIR…we’re trying to STAY SAFE…we are IN THIS TOGETHER…but they’ll all start crying discrimination because the unvaccinated world will be so much cooler and the vaccinated will be mad they can’t be a part of it…..they’ll call it segregation and start blowing up cities because of it…

WHICH IS MORE REASON TO START OPENING UP BUSINESS FOR THE UNVACCINATED….

Holly Sonders Works Out in Her Sexy Lingerie
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Kim K Bikinis in the Sun
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Dead Rapper of the Day
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Madison Pettis in a Men’s Shirt
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For Some Reason Giants Fans Brought a Huge Bunny to a Baseball Game
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Man and his Crocodile Friend
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News Crew Loses It…
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Bodybuilder Stacks Up Against Peacock And Beats It!
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Steve O in Alaska – Could Be Old…Is Definitely Crazy
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Driver’s Fast Reactions Saved Him From The Derailed Tram!
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Drunk Driver in the Act
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