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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t you hate when people try to tell you what you feel, when you don’t feel it at all? It’s like they tell you that you’re stressed or sad or angry or hyper and excited when you’re none of those things and when you disagree with their assessment…they try to talk you down….like “don’t be shy, you can trust me, this is a safe space”…it’s fucking terrible…but not as bad as when you make a comment on social media when you know someone in the chain is very passionate about BLM, you know obviously a white dude…who gets very mad at you when you say “that guy who got killed was resisting arrest, you shouldn’t do that when there’s a warrant out for you, if anything, after the year we’ve had, you’d have to be an idiot to do that…or an actor”….oh fuck….they get mad…

Then there’s the people who want me to get covid, and not because I am an asshole, because no one cares that I am an asshole, but because I don’t believe in masks, the covid vaccine or social distancing and lockdowns, but rather in immune systems and living life.

I am always surprised people are only hypochondriacs now that it’s newsworthy….when I always feared death thinking I was dying until I didn’t…not to mention dying is pretty easy…you just sort of die and all the problems of the world disappear…no more debt, no more lockdowns, no more covid…no more failed dreams, or failed hopes…no more heartbreak and pain…and you won’t miss the good times, family and friends either…because the lights will be turned off….so stop being a pussy…

We all gonna die, can’t let it get in the way of living….and a virus with 98% survival, 25% of deaths not even related to COVID, you know I look at numbers….and I don’t trust big pharma or their studies on an experimental vaccine….I find it irresponsible….I wouldn’t even like smoking weed I didn’t know the source of….if you know what I mean…

So yeah….those people who wish I get COVID and Die because I’m not into a vaccine you still have to wear a mask with because they don’t know what it will do to you longterm….even though I don’t care if you are into the vaccine or not, do what you want….are fucking nuts….”I don’t like what you say so DIE”……

WHICH IS WHY…you should turn off the internet….no one makes sense…people don’t like the truth or a different opinion cuz they are all emotional…but luckily….being cancelled is finally becoming an LOL…which I thought it always should be…people are saying “Fuck off”….you know a status symbol….so the future is bright…but until then….TURN OFF THE INTERNET….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Former College Golfer Claire Hogle is Worth a Look
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Ewan’s Daughter Clara McGregor Holding a Cock in a See Through Shirt!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Turns 40!
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Surfing Babe….
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Bri Teresi and Veronica Cruz Do Golf
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Barbara Palvin Looking Amazing!
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Hula Hoop Girl…
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Emily Ratajkowski Flashing Her Ginormous Braless “New Mom” Bosom/Cleavage!
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Chloe Ferry See Through at a Gas Station!
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Hot Girl Riding….
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A mom accidentally ate a whole slice of marijuana bread
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Johnny Manziel’s Ex-Wife Bre Tiesi Responds to Divorce Settlement by Bringing Up the Fact That He Cheated
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Aussie Tennis Player Says She’s “Good From Behind”, Crowd Erupts In Laughter!
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Tiktok star accuses Jake Paul of sexual assault
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Charli XCX New Video
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Rita Ora in a Bikini
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Group Sky. Jump….
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A Stylist Says Janet Jackson’s Infamous 2004 Super Bowl Halftime “Wardrobe Malfunction” Was Orchestrated by Justin Timberlake
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Earthworms Process A Banana Over A Period Of 9 Days!
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Bridgerton renewed through season 4
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Sweet Gesture Fail…
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Natalie Buffett Had Herself a Nice Birthday Weekend
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30 Days Timelapse Of A Mushroom’s Life!
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Fishermen Barely Escape With Their Lives From Greenland Tsunami!
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Juggler
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UFC Fighter Julian Marquez Couldn’t Choke Out Kendra Lust
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Thanos VS Iron Man – End Game Done On A Flip Book!
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The Scariest Psychoactive Substance On Earth!
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Crazy Fight Breaks Out Between a Referee and a Parent After an AAU Basketball Game
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Tram Sets Off A Load Of Sparks
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The 2011 Tsunami And Earthquake Of Japan Filmed In Sendai Airport!
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Model in Lingerie
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Watch Bill Belichick Savagely Tell Wes Welker He Just Lost His Job to Julian Edelman
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How Courtroom Stenographers Work!
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Lingerie Model in Lockdown
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Julian Edelman’s Baby Momma Ella Rose Had a Special Reaction to His Retirement News
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Iggy Azalea in Bike Shorts
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Kim Kardashian Braless in an Open Button Sweater
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Lily Rose Depp Nips
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Rihanna – Going out to dinner
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Lily James – Seen out in LA
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Addison Rae in Leggings
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Amelia Gray Hamlin in Fitness Gear…
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Pia Mia Perez – Sports bra
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Jasmine Tookes & Sara Sampaio Working Out…
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Brooke Shields – Having dinner
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Diane Kruger – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Anya Taylor-Joy – On the set of a photoshoot for Tiffany in NY
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Halston Sage in a Photoshoot
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Christina Aguilera in a Tight Dress
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Lucy Liu’s Women’s Health…
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings…
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Rumer Willis in Leggings…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Clearing the Clear Dildo
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How To Impress The Ladies
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Jana Defi Topless Next to Blue Tiles!
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Taco Tuesday
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Insane Booty…
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Artistic Nudes
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Kate Upton in Lingerie
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Bathroom Stall Pee
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My Kind of Workout….
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Fresh Set of Busty Dominno!
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AND YOUR SCUMBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO?
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Hotel Sink Pee
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Mya is Wet….
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100 + PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Hazing Videos
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Hot Twerk
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Bella Thorne Camera Roll Nudes….
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Red Toy in the Asshole
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Girl on the Dildo
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Clothes On Dildo Time
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Cristina Barone Nude Photoshoot…
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Fit Girl Fits it in Butt
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Ariella Ferrera Nude Shoot….
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Mess on a Desk
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Her First Glory Hole….
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DAD SHARES HIS REDNECK WIFE WITH HIS DRINKING BUDDIES
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Gripping Story
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Another College Sex Tape….
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Gash Flash
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PERVERT SECRETLY SPIES ON HIS MASTURBATING STEPSISTERS
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Plug in the Booty Hole
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Tinder Fuck….
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Shoppers Gone Naked…
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Messes Were Made
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Amateur Dick Rider
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Backyard Hangs
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Socks On
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2021

Apr

Nina Agdal Thigh Gap of the Day

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You know what….Nina Agdal may be old, washed up, no longer an SI model…and she may have that long torso and forehead that I used to laugh at because I am a mean spirited fuck who thinks certain people are overrated and I feel I am entitled to that right…even if it may be seen as a hate crime because I saw she looks retarded and obviously retarded is banned as a word even though it actually means something and not necessarily a developmentally challenged person…but the fact is I like mentally handicapped people better than normals…they are more interesting, less fucking dumb and have more to offer the world than just another normal…chasing the Kardashians’ next product…jerking off to the same shit porn….you see I’ve never met a mentally challenged person I didn’t like….but I have met at least every person I’ve ever met and they’ve all been collectively the same disappointing piece of shit…so called Nina a Retard is actually offensive to good people who aren’t out there sugar babying their way through life..

So…I don’t take back what I said about her head….all these years….but I will say who fucking cares about her head her body is fucking rocking..

I mean this is someone earning her fucking keep….you know if you are going to SUGAR baby be responsible and be your hottest and I would argue this is her hottest despite knowing she’s 30s years old…

I mean….I like how subtle she is in her “just adjusting my hair for the camera…opps I am in a thong…”…..you know discreet shamelessness…..maybe prepping to get in on that ONLYFANS….I mean the money she would make off that would eliminate the need for that sugar daddy Christie Brinkley she lives off of….she would be her own boss….oh how feminist and exciting…

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2021

Apr

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is scientific fact, there have been many studies and they all come back saying waist to hip ratio is when you find big hips on a smaller waist….so there’s enough science to say all you square bitches with waists bigger than hips are fucked…

BELIEVE ALL SCIENCE…..

I mean, DON’T BELIEVE all science because whoever is paying for any study is usually manipulating the results of the study….so that it reflects what is best for their business….The results are based on who is paying..

I see KETO diet people mad that the sugar industry made fat a bad thing in the 70s due to studies linking fat to heart disease so that people would use more sugar…now all these diabetic fucks eating coconut oil are realizing…maybe sugar is the enemy…and fuels cancer…when fats at least good fats…like those on the hips and not on the waist are everything…

STUDIES are all manipulated…so you can’t BELIEVE science…or the media or the government because they manipulate everything for narrative…but you can’t manipulate FACT even if people like to think they have “their own truths”….there is such thing as absolute truth but you can still turn that around and make it tell a different story..

SO basically believe nothing but the waist to hip ratio study…even if you’d get a hard on for square bitches with waists bigger than hips….the waist smaller than the hips will give you a better boner…

Now fuck off.

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2021

Apr

Margaret Qualley Ass of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is the Qualley sister that isn’t the singer, but rather the actor, who landed a spot in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which I am sure was challenging considering her mom is Andie Macdowell which I am sure had nothing to do with her landing a role…I mean it’s not like she’s Uma Thurman’s daughter….which I am only saying because I thought Tarantino had a boner for Uma’s man hands….which is usually something dudes avoid because the handjobs can be humilating….”It’s that small?”….yes…IT IS THAT SMALL..

Anyway, her dad’s a money launderer…I mean tax evader…I mean Panama Based Developer…LOL….I guess that’s got nothing to do with anything….at least not when you’re looking at her picking her ass like a trucker at the truck stop after a bout of food poisoning stuck up in his hemorrhoids….if you know what I mean…

Her hot tattoos are likely not real tattoos but if they are…a great way to entertain the genderless people who fuck her from behind….I mean a tramp stamp you can read and be inspired by….you analyze that philopophy….of “Barely Maid” which I assume is in reference to her not making her bed cuz she has people who do that for her…rich kid shit…and “It is What It Is”…which is like “My Name is My Name”….at least in how accurate it is….because it is what it is…

Fuck off.

In conclusion…this could be a man’s ass too…so be warned…

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2021

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Bikini of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid from Boy Meets World the New Class, which was the same show that brought hype to Maitland Ward and allowed her to find sucker fanboys of her original performance to slowly encourage her and support her into taking big dick in porn…you know apparently Girl Meets World…which was Boy Meets World the New Class opened doors for people…

Rowan secured her position in the world because of the show and I thought she was tapping out of the whole acting thing when I found out she existed….since she was doing the half nude Brooklyn Hipster thing…but now that she’s on Snow Piercer, that’s probably part of the public persona and strategy these actors use to get seen, noticed, act or seem like real people to their fan base…because Disney put too much into creating them….

Works for me….

You know if you’re going to be coming of age on the internet for your fans, doing it in the SKIMPIEST microbikini or nude or half nude…is fucking awesome..

I remember when celebrities were secretive, untouchable…you had to talk to them through their management and a bikini pic meant some paparazzi renting a helicopter to drop into the resort and sift through the trash to find out what part of the resort they were at…only to snap off a few pics from 6 miles away on a zoom lens…and we could’t even post those because the paparazzi doesn’t like you doing that…

But now, it’s just given to you on instagram and whether you’re into Rowan, her show Snowpiercer, hipster new generation sexual revolutionaries….or not…you can’t help but appreciate that SKIMPY fucking bikini…

I wouldn’t say I am a fan of Rowan yet, but she’s growing on me….

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2021

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants May Be Everywhere, but since no one is allowed out of their houses here in Canada, I mean I don’t really know how true that is, as other places are opening up, but it’s definitely true enough because we’ve had a year of being reclusive freaks, something I’ve been doing for close to 20 years, and going outside to see all the tight pants in person is less exciting a concept than the photoshopped version these people put out of themselves as if it is their actual self..

That’s not to say that these tight pants are photoshopped, I like to pretend they are all as good as they’d be in person, it’s just you can’t believe anything you see on the internet IT IS ALL A LIE….and if you’ve seen a tight pant on someone you know in person and compared it to their online version…the online version will likely be better.

Either way…Tight pants are the new trend, the ultimate trend and you can stare at pussy through pants because of the trend which is the fashion we need in these exciting living behind the screen “ARE YOU A ROBOT”….FUCK YES I AM A ROBOT times…

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2021

Apr

Courtney Stodden Naked in a Creek of the Day

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I like to think that I am the dog you see on the side of the street humping the dead dog that was just hit by a car also on the side of the street in a seize the fucking day…you necrophiliac fuck…opportunity knocks you take it….kind of motherfucker…

But there was a time I was invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party….and I didn’t go to the fucking Halloween party and this was when she was still at her tabloid peak, probably before she was into the solo sex tapes and shit….and that was me not being the dog humping the dead dog on the side of the street in a seize the fucking day situation…and it’s not like I had ever been invited anywhere before that or after that and here I was spitting in the face of opportunity…

Not that going to a Halloween party is a big deal or it would amount to anything…it’s not like Stodden had anyone important at her party or that I’d even have seen her at her party…It’s not that I was hoping for romance with Stodden, but sneaking into her panty drawer could have been life changing…so that makes her ridiculous novelty boobs all the better…or I could have made T-Shirts saying “I went to Stodden’s Halloween Party and You Didn’t”….which would probably make no one around me jealous because about 1% of people know who Stodden is or that she exists…but I do…and here she is.

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2021

Apr

Sabrina Carpenter Cleavage of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is not the daughter of Karen Carpenter, the fearless singer who died from a will to be thin….which is the passion most women should have when it comes to being skinny…because fat is disgusting…and we need to stop empowering and celebrating it…it’s pretty embarrassing…

Sabrina Carpenter is her own kind of singer regardless of not being related to the Carpenters, these things happen….and I am sure I wouldn’t like anything of her music, but that’s not saying much, I think this whole computer generated pop music shit is mind numbing and possibly the reason society gets number and dumber…there’s no reason why they wouldn’t include dog whistles in their songs like Josie and the Pussycats that tell people to buy shit they don’t need….without them even knowing it….

She’s got 25 million followers on Instagram has been a Disney Kid so she matters…and in mattering it is our duty to share her gyrating shoulders in some fluorescent tube lit prison… to help her with her marketing efforts and your weird 21 year old popster fetishes…you creep.

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2021

Apr

Olga Obumova Foot Fetish of the Day

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I guess this model named OLGA is an official IMG MODEL, at least in some Euro Markets, which means she’s a pretty top tier model compared to all the instagram models showing their buttholes for attention in hopes to one day be famous too….

She seems to be based out of SPAIN and I’ve never heard of her, at least not that I know of, but knowing me, I’ve probably written about her Eastern European ass a few times already, I’m too lazy to look because I truly feel all these people are interchangeable idiots chasing the same useless dream…and I just care about their hottest pics…

I do know that the name OLGA is zero sexy, even for Eastern European fetishists like myself, because Easter European girls and I guess Russians too produce the best content for social media…far better than their lame suburban mainstream middle of the road McDonalds’ eating american counterparts…

In this shoot..I am looking at the pussy mound…and you should too.

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2021

Apr

Addison Rae Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Addison Rae is the most recent scam to crawl out of a Chinese Spyware app that people should be terrified of, but instead say shit like “I’m tracked anyway”….or “I have nothing to hide”….or “I love an audience so if that audience is an app watching my every move and reading all my texts and emails while showing me content based on my facial expressions as I watch the content on the apps because we forget that our phones have a front facing camera, so be it..”…..you know people need their loser idiot dancing for 15 second videos to survive….it’s pretty pathetic, but a hilarious warfare tactic..

ANYWAY…Addison Rae, for whatever reason is the biggest deal or close to the biggest deal on TikTok and the Kardashians moved, or bought her soul, or who fucking knows…it’s hard to accept that they are sent from hell since they are the worst thing to happen in the world in recent years….and now this one is whoring out, in bikini, showing big Louisiana ass while her dad signed to a talent agency in attempts to be the next Brad Pitt, because it takes a fame whore to raise a fame whore….and in being the biggest fame whore she’s getting paid…

You see she’ not JUST being used by the cryptkeeper Kardashians to keep themselves relevant, they’re also making money together…

I don’t find this hot, cankle culture isn’t my culture….but arched back in a bikini screams whore…so enjoy…

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