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2021

14

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

My theory is if you’re going to wear clothing you might as well show your vagina while you do it…because it’s a subtle exhibitionism that allows people to see how big your vagina is, or how good your vagina looks in very tight clothing…plus it’s a style now that everyone is an exhibitionist…

I like to think it’s girls who are taking their pussies seriously now that men are trying to be them…and take their woman positions and in many cases doing better at it than women…not that I like trans, but they are getting celebrated by the media nad brands making actual women slowly become more and more irrelevant as men become more and more into gay sex with trannies because it’s anti-trans to NOT fuck trannies…it’s the woke thing to do…

But maybe they just like how it feels when pants hug their vaginas and the showing off the vagina is just a symptom to a bigger thing….I don’t know…but the Jenners, Bieber, Other instagram girls and their tight pants, bikinis are jacking their pants up into themselves and I think it’s great…because I like vagina.

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2021

14

Apr

Josie Canseco Ass To Mouth of the Day

JOsie Canseco Ass to Mouth

Josie Canseco is by far the hottest instagram model that I know of, which may not be saying much because the last time I logged into Instagram their explore page was all half naked girls with their asses out and each of those people had 2-3 million followers that I would assume are fake….so I am out of the loop on hot influencers…I figure they have their social networks to dominate….while I’ll just focus on those who have broken through to the mainstream because they have a superstar steroid using A’s baseball star of a dad who was human trafficked from CUBA for his BASEBALL skills as a child….

Point being….whether she’s fucked the Paul brothers or cried sexual assault against one of them for sucking his dick, which last I checked can’t be sexual assault cuz you got teeth bitch…bite the dick off instead of giving one to completion like her best version of porn dome…but yeah…

Josie Canseco is amazing….

JOsie Canseco Ass to Mouth

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2021

14

Apr

Hayley Hasselhoff for a Nude Magazine You All Know of the Day

I make fun of big girls all the time because I don’t believe in BBW or PAWG shit, if anything it’s the last thing I want to jerk off to or fuck, which is precisely why my marriage is so miserable and has been for what 30 years now…..terrible…

But Hayley Hasselhoff, who is David Hasselhoff, the legends, huge titty daughter is the right kind of fat, and I kind of love that despite being rich as shit from that Baywatch money, she’s still getting naked and busting those tits out for a German edition of a magazine that likes to sue people who post their editorials….

I guess she’s following Auntie Pam’s big titty lead, assuming she’s spoken to Pam in the last 20 years, and I assume she hasn’t…you know hence her Baywatch body being a little more modern than Pam’s…

I am sure I’ve body shamed Hayley in the past, but I guess we can just blame her dad for that, you know his show made me have unrealistic body images in women and I guess that’s what made her rebel and take on the eating her feelings…

So blame her dad if you grew up on Baywatch and expect women to look like that….

Either way, I actually appreciate this shoot in ways I never expected….I am loving it actually….let’s get that OnlyFans running, I want to see her butthole or at least how it’s survived….

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2021

14

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I just read this riveting article that people who workout are less likely to die of COVID….which made me laugh…because obviously…you dumb fucks…

Empowering fat chicks and letting them play model like they were at a sex club you walked into thinking to yourself “damn all the chicks are fat bitches, which is what I expected cuz only fat chicks who can’t fuck end up at sex clubs, this fucking sucks”…..you know living their best lives that aren’t that great because they are morbidly obese but trying….only for other virgin weirdos to hype them up…because virgin losers are just excited for the opportunity to be near a vagina…but instead they get magazine covers and Sports Illustrated because brands are fucking political and pander….is totally irresponsible..

FITNESS is the fucking answer to survival, to best lives, to feeling good and looking good and if anyone tells you otherwise, they are likely a fat chick…just waiting for the pre-diabetes to be full diabetes so they can be on pills the rest of their life…

If you want health, be fit…if you want to stare at girls who get naked…choose the fits ones…they are healthier and thus better unless you’re doing what I planned which was thinking bitch would die and I’d get her pension…yet bitch hasn’t died yet…

CHOOSE FIT…here are fit girls working out….or who work out…with fit bodies from working out….

It’s how you CURE and BEAT COVID you dumb fucks…

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2021

14

Apr

Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

Irina Shayk

Irina Shayk is back in this Lingerie Hustle for what I assume is Victoria’s Secret which should bring you hope that not all brands are going fat and trans…and some are still sticking to hot….

Sure you could argue that Irina is mom empowerment, or older model empowerment, as she is in her 30s….but I would say that Irina is a fucking angel sent from heaven who defies all logic and is just still this Hot Russian who was made stronger by communism, who thanks to her A-Lister baby can just fucking focus on being hot…even as she ages.

I’ve been a consistent fan of Shayk and really all Russian models, they do it better…so I’m glad to see Victoria’s Secret bring the babes…it’s important for our morale…

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2021

14

Apr

Christa B Allen Bikini of the Day

Christa B Allen Bikini

Christa B Allen is from ABC’s Revenge…which was apparently or is apparently a TV show that I’ve never heard of…but it’s owned by Disney so it must be dark and evil presented as wholesome brain washing….duh.

Note: I need to use “duh”….more often….

You may also know her from a few other things like the young Jennifer Garner in 13 Going on 30….whatever the fuck that is….

I know her from consistent topless images in a “Free the Nipple” protest on social media, that you know is less about protest or women’s liberation than it is about getting noticed.

It’s more viral video than Gloria Steinem but we’ll let anyone be anything they want if their strategy to get noticed involves hotness!

For whatever reason she’s in a bikini for attention…without her nipple which offends me since I only know her from posting nipples…you “indian giver”….”dot not feather”….both racist expressions, even though an “indian giver” is a white colonialist who promises something and takes it back when stealing land from Natives…I think calling them Indians is the racist thing….then the whole “Dot Not Feather”…which was actually taught to me by an East Indian not a Native…so I figure that’s how they differentiate themselves…insider tip….and “feather” isn’t a bad thing either, they use feathers in their tribal rituals and ceremonies because they are connected with the fucking land as you white fucks should be….but you get what I am saying…girl gave us nudes then takes them way and makes them bikini pics and that’s a fucking downer…

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2021

14

Apr

Noah Cyrus Erotica of the Day

Noah Cyrus Lingerie

Noah Cyrus may look so bootleg that she appears to be Miley’s adopted sister they rescued from Chernobyl or whatever other Nuclear meltdown that happened around her birth year….or maybe like something they found in a dumbster outside the homeless shelter because she’s really not the hottest….

She may be en entitled rich kid who has been coddled her entire existence, probably more so because her sister is Miley so they either had to massage her carefully so that she didn’t throw in the towel and suicide….giving her that confidence she needs…knowing being Miley’s sister is a fucking gift in the pop culture mainstream…you know doors open when you are Miley’s sister…

She probably still feels some level of inadequate because of it, but who cares, she’s uncancelable….I think she called Candace Owens Nappy Ass Ho or some other racist shit and got off because she said “I didn’t know that was racist”….because we have a society of everyone calling everything racist, which is racism in and of itself, but they don’t even know racist shit when they say it….

She may not be the sister fetish you dream of when thinking of fucking Miley and her sister….

But I watched one of her brand collabs that involved a live show, I think for GrubHub because they didn’t cancel her despite the racist shit, she’ too big, too affiliated with the elite Disney team to be cancelled…like Seacrest Ellen (they are the same person)….

And as it turns out, girl can fucking sing…

Meaning….even though music is dumb, shit, garbage, lacks soul and emotion….I heard her perform and I got rooked in and watched the whole thing and liked it..

So I respect talent, even when I disrespect everything else….so I’ll look at Noah Cyrus being scandalous, why the fuck not…I just think it should be MORE scandalous than this…you know get that attention motherfuckers…

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2021

14

Apr

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I like to think I sleep in on Wednesdays because I am disgusted by Wet Spot Wednesdays….because it was meant to be a one-off content piece that was basically a minor troll making fun of the top 10 lists you see on other sites…CLICKBAIT if you will…I figure if people get rich with clickbait, I can at least make my own “fuck you” clickbait because I am not rich from the internet….even though I’ve been on it for `17 years with this site and about 10 years prior to this site….

The reality is the early days of Wet Spot were gross, the Wet Spots were just yellow tinted and out of context I didn’t dig em….sometimes I’d gag…

But the truth is that the wet spots aren’t the issue, the issue is that the taking pics of wet spots is….I can think of so many hotter uses of a wet vagina that soiling a pair of panties like an elderly woman with dementia at the home…..needing to be changed….

Whether wet spots are an everyday thing or not, you know drippy vagina needs underwear to catch the drips, I would be fine saving them for real moments of wetness, not the virtual ones….but maybe I shouldn’t care so much about how gross a wet spot can be out of context but instead appreciate how slutty girls are that they’d be willing to make their wet spots public domain…

Crazy worlds….

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2021

14

Apr

Woman Loses Her Underwear at the ATM and Other Videos of the Day

Meteor Caught on Cam

Fat Girls Summer

Motorbike Tow Fail…

This Dude is Fun

Brown Bear in a Car Honking Horns

Subway Fun!

Friendly Wolf..

Solid Repair!

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2021

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I do think the funniest thing with the way media has programmed people into thinking getting an experimental vaccine is some fun and amazing thing….that they need to post selfies of and talk to each other about like they are the good people and the non vaccinated are the heathens…

Even though the vaccine was rushed, human trials aren’t done for 2 more years, and they’ve already pulled off the shelves in some capacity…..

People still think it’s this amazing idea….even though things don’t go back to normal, vaccinated people are told to still lock themselves down….they say you still have to social distance and mask….etc….

If you don’t do the vaccine you’re an asshole…or a hillbilly hick TRUMPER….even though these are the same people that support abortion….in an argument that is your body your choice….

So these people, are screaming “GET A VACCINE”….and who freak out when you say “no thanks, I’ll roll with my immune system, I don’t trust experimental shit over viruses I’m not scared of, whether they are deadly or not”…..

Then these people don’t think getting an experimental vaccine causing blood clots cuz they don’t know all the averse effects….is potential a dumb thing to do…

Instead, those not into THIS vaccine, not ALL vaccines, but THIS vaccine are ignorant hick hillbilly racist fucks…

When really you just don’t like being a test subject for pharma…because pharma likes people sick and dying…it is how they make MONEY…and they HATE cheap medications to fix issues…they want profit….

I am a degenerate who never worked a normal job and there were many times I debated doing medical studies for drinking money….and each time I said “fuck it, not worth it” despite loving drinking money….

I am talking getting paid 5,000 dollars for a weekend study in the 90s when I didn’t make 5,000 dollars a year and 5,000 dollars was basically a fucking million dollars to me….and I still said…maybe it’s a dumb idea…the more money they pay, the worse the med they are testing likely is….and the chance of Placebo, that may not even be a healthy Placebo but one to skew their data is too high..

So it’s not an ignorant issue, it’s a “I know things won’t go back to normal even when vaccinated” and “I know the vaccine hasn’t been studied enough” and a “I know I probably won’t die of covid and if I do, at least I lived a little”….I never feared dying of the flu and the flu kills so why fear this if it kills too….it’s just not worth living life like that

So get your VACCINES if you’re into that…but leave those who aren’t into that shit the fuck alone. Our Body Our Rights…

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