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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Apr

Christina Milian Pregnant Erotica of the Day

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Christina Milian is ready to drop….so naturally she did a lingerie shoot for Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand…because why the fuck wouldn’t she…you know get naked while you can…

The Disney Kid has really only had a career based on her “salacious” content…and only still exists because she was early to social media…otherwise people would have moved on and forgotten the one hit wonder…who luckily has song credits on major songs she probably makes stupid money on cuz her first kid was with a popular producer…

I don’t like pregnancy and find it pretty obnoxious, you know this whole overpopulation shit that Bill Gates is so passionate about is real, and to see these narcissists who feel that it’s their duty to keep their genes going on to another generation because they are rich and famous or basic and have nothing better to do is disgusting…breeding is bad….especially now.

So I don’t see pregnant woman in lingerie with her big pregnant nipples as something erotic…I just think ready to fucking drop, ripped open wombs, 18 years of mooching, on a middle aged woman…and I typically think “at least she’s naked” or “half naked” but maybe sometimes a robe or snowsuit would come in handy…were’s hat Savage by Fonts Coveralls at?

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2021

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Boobs…is the art of lactation I guess…you know where girls who have thrown in the towel and decided to breed instead of be free…figuring out new skills to try to show off or monetize…you know everyone’s different and not all nudes on the internet are to push Only Fan subscriptions…so people are just bored and like being jerked off to…they are the pure exhibitionists and not the commercialized ones..but unfortunately…they are normally the least attractive exhibitionists….because they know they can’t actually get paid to do their nude content but get off to the likes and follows like a bad girl…and that’s enough for them….

Either way, I don’t find lactation interesting, I mean it’s the biological reason for tits, not that people care about biology anymore…it’s more a pseudo-science thanks to social media….I just see lactation as tits doing what they are supposed to do when they’ve thrown in the towel…

I do understand why husbands or baby daddies who have also thrown in the towel are about the milky tit life…it’s the way to get bigger tits out of your woman…but it’s all too maternal for me to really endorse it…once maternal…you can still be a whore, but a mom first…and that’s a turn off…

I don’t understand random dudes into this shit, unless it’s in a park or at a coffee shop in front of you…fuck yeah, pull out your tit from freedom….feeding a baby isn’t a sexual thing, but staring at random tits in places tits don’t frequent can be….but to seek this on the internet…what is wrong with you momma’s boy lonely fantasy of knocking up a bitch and having that companionship weirdness…

I do see the benefit in a lactating bitch in the event of a nuclear holocaust, you know invite her into your bunker instead of a cow with all it’s methane…for the dairy…because unlike a cow…you can fuck it and make cheese…not that you can’t fuck a cow…but I don’t think you SHOULD fuck a cow…choose woman not animal…

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2021

Apr

Korean Chiropractor and Other Videos of the Day

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Goose Trying to Get Into the at Door

Seagull Riding Another Seagull

Hero of the Day

Drop KICK

Fatty Stuck Under Truck

Dismount of the Day

Warehouse Fail

Swimming Pool Collapse

Burglar Gets Stuck

Buffalo Chasing Kid

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not against activism, I am just against the wrong kind of activism, and I can’t really blame the people involved in the wrong kind of activism, they are brain washed by the mainstream and the media and that’s just always been the case, it’s just more so the case now that we have to see all the trending tweets and posts that twitter and FB decide to push using their algorithms they pretend they have no control over…

Anyway, I am all for the uprising, just when it comes to making the world a better and more free place, rather than being prisoners to “the man” who can control everything we do…

But when I see shit like the Oscars, not very much of the Oscars, because winning an Oscar is hardly a prestigious thing anymore, and all those years of me reciting my drunken Oscar Speech where I tell the industry to suck my dick for not helping me, you know what better troll than to win an Oscar….not that I make movies…but you get what I am saying..it’s not a pivotal accomplishment anymore…it’s a fucking joke…

But yeah, when I see shit like the Oscars say “We don’t wear masks when the cameras are on, but we wear them when cameras are off”….since everyone is tested, no one is COVID positive, etc…..instead of just saying “we’re not wearing masks cuz we’ve all been tested”….proves how dump people are….so COVID is like “HOT SET” let’s wait out in the hall, but once commercial breaks happen, we’ll MOVE in and get those UNMASKED fools….

It’s at the point of LUNACY….I mean there are probably 1000 other things going on that should outrage you since the world is fucking nuts, but that’s the one on the top of my head from last night….just one example of many to prove we’re all dumb fucks for listening.

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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Obviously the world is fucking nuts, from covid to racism to climate to masks to vaccines to the fall of the economy with inflation or hyper inflation, a market or crypto crash, poverty for all except the rich who keep getting richer and richer off this…or whatever the fuck else is going on out there that is dark, depressing, annoying, enraging……which is why I always say turn off the internet….

But then I remember the the more you stream, the more social media you watch, the dumber you become…and the more you watch porn…when everything is porn the more you can chronically masturbate since no one hangs out with other people and now have amble time to chronically masturbate for that dopamine release….and testosterone depletion…before uber eats-ing a pizza to your pod….so maybe the internet’s ok…and you should keep it on until they decide to turn it off for you….

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Cole Tucker and Vanessa Hudgens Spent Earth Day in a Sunflower Field
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Selena Gomez Goes Blonde!
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How a Meme Became a Model
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Horse Scratching It’s Ass is Next Level
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Andy Cohen Visits Wendy Williams
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Brie Larson in a Swimsuit
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Dua Lipa Legs in a Selfie
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Audience Member Farts During Billiards Game
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Caitlyn Jenner Bid for Governor…
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Video of the Car Accident That Killed Former Kentucky Star Terrence Clarke Has Been Released
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The Evolution of TV
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Syd Wilder is Ready for the Weekend
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Elle Fanning In Pearls
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Man Who Pets the Crocodile
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Draya Michele Put on a Swimsuit Show for Her Followers
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Driver’s Quick Reflex Saves Him
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2021

Apr

Ashley Benson Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Ashley Benson is making a comeback after years of doing nothing….and I think there’s a good message here for all the girls out there and that is that a little working out, starving yourself out thanks to the help of your skinny lesbian lover, can go a VERY long way, because since she happened from that hit show she was on, yes the only hit show she was on, she’s been a dumpy looking smoking section at your high school, skipping gym class looking like she never worked out ever, but at least she had tits…..but now…all that’s changed and it’s wonderful….skinny always wins…so get fit.

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2021

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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They are pushing these vaccine passports, I am pushing a micro economy or community for the unvaccinated to not get any of that virus shedding….but I am also pushing the On/Off passport where every girl is forced to post their on/off for the day so that anyone who comes across them, in person, or online….we’ll have no confusion, no mystery, no distraction, cuz we’ll know what they look naked, under the clothes…it’s important…because men are perverts and seeing a girl clothed means wondering what she looks like naked…even if we don’t want to see her naked…we STILL want to see her naked and it will increase productivity when we can just be shown off the top…instead of having to sneak in locker rooms, up fire escapes, installing cameras in toilets, you know hacking their icloud…or phones cuz they all have nudes on their phones…or joining their ONLYfans….to see the NUDES…

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2021

Apr

Hailey Bieber Side Boob of the Day

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Hailey Bieber’s finally got what she want….the last name she probably used to dream of while a kid staring at her Bieber posters like he was her God, but not her actual God, that’d be blasphemy and she’s into that Christian thing, despite how often she’s scantily clad….because it’s modern Christianity, you’re wholesome, don’t sex shame me, GOD…

Anyway, my theory is she’s the creepy fan girl who tracked down and rooked her childhood crush into marrying her….I think he even took her Virginity, you know Christian things…they do anal until their wedding night…

But it could be love….but it’s also good for business because everyone now gives a shit about her and it isn’t because she was following the Kardashian Jenner Hadid’s around like a dog sniffing another dog in heat’s asshole in the dog park…she’s her own person now…one of importance who they can finally respect at their level instead of just throwing their table scrabs at her….

Anyway, she’s on Youtube, she’s in magazines, she’s on talk shows…small price to pay to be married to Bieber….and most importantly, she’s hot and she’s skinny and we almost like her as much as we like her dad Stephen….and godfather the My Pillow Guy…who is amazing…by the way…just a girl surrounded by amazing…

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2021

Apr

Dove Cameron Staring at Her Pussy of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some Disney Kid that had her name changed, father killed off, so that she could fully immerse herself in the life of Hollywood…I don’t know if she’s done much as an adult, but she’s got 40 million followers on social media, so she’s got more than just the instagram face, but also the numbers to justify the injections….so she’s a big deal….

I think she just got cast in the Live Action Powerpuff girls, but I get confused about who is who in shit I will never watch….but we’ll assume it is her and in being cast in what I’ll assume is a big show, with a big budget….so they’ve got her out here doing more racy content to connect with her demo that is all grown up now but that all grew up with her….it’s the Miley, Bella, Lohan hustle…slut it up and trick the slutty generation that you’re not some Disney Kid anymore…so here’s that hotness.

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2021

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Just the other day, I was talking to myself because I have no friends, probably on this website, when I did Asshole Behind Thongs about the scam that is the thong, a scam that targeted the granny panty and made it obsolete…as women shamed other women for not being on the trend of a skimpier panty-line-free option…that the manufacturers marketed at them hard…because they knew cost of materials were less but that with the right hype women would pay any price for them…all while replacing their entire panty collection of granny panties with THONGS…saving the Granny Panty for periods and chilling at home…what women will do for fashion…sex appeal…trends…idiots…because men don’t give a fuck about the panties you’re in, we’re trying to get in them anyway, soiled, oversized, shit stained and period filled our not, we will sniff them, rub our dicks on them with as much enthusiasm as if they were a thong..

Well these women are trying to reclaim the full back panty and I commend them and celebrate their bravery…

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