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2021

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Apr

Jordyn Jones Sex Toy Erotica of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some white trash our of Kalamazoo Michigan who was sold to the Reality TV industry as a child dancer, which I always say is creepy as shit, becasue it is…who are the people watching this shit…besides SIA who cast her fucking music videos with Maddie Ziegler who was also a dance reality show contestant…so clearly there’s a demand for child dancers as they all have millions upon millions of followers because of it..

Anyway, she was probably better suited to be some trailer park meth dealer’s meth girlfriend who either strips or sucks off randoms for meth money….and instead she’s seeling her “exclusive” content in IG stories allowing her to show off that dance body and those dance moves…because despite dance being idiotic, never something good looking, unless it is of the “LAP” variety and it’s your lap being dnaced on…dance does help bodies look good and help fucking be good cuz they know how to move..

Anyway…she’s currently promoting vibrators, because sexual health people, we all need to cum when we’re bombarded by porn all day and why stick to our hands when there are toys for that….I mean the sex toy industry is fucking huge cuz everyone’s a fucking pervert…I probably should have sold dildos instead of 17 years of writing posts about dildos…even when dildos aren’t as involved…the people are about as interesting as them.

Anyway, whores are amongst us, being paid to push sex products, which I am sure all the Christian parents into child dance reality programming are stoked about their kids looking up to some pervert like Jordyn Jones…who’s like “No shame in cumming”…agreed…to an exctent…I mean there should be shame in everything and the world was a better place when we didn’t have to hear about everyone’s orgasms or how they orgasm..

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2021

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Apr

Madison Beer Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Propagandist Madison Beer is pushing some bullshit agenda on her social media for all her fans, because I don’t believe the puppet has any real opinions of her own and that her handlers, who are just happen to have that record deal, youtube celebrity and all that are more about not pissing off those her pay her to basically do nothing, cuz I’ve never heard any of her music, I’ve never even seen any of her personality, she’s just a shiny faced paparazzi fodder with her ass in leggings and tits in low cut shirts…who really has no opinion worth listening to…but thank god for the ass in leggings and tits…since that’s all she really has to offer the world…it’s all a scam motherfuckers…but when the scam involves a hot bodied girl, no matter how useless she is, it’s worth staring at for a few seconds…so I’ve been on this post too long…see ya.

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2021

21

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Workout Wednesday is less about the workout and more about the bodies of girls who workout…and I am ok with that…so long as they aren’t fat…

Last week, they finally published a study that healthy and fit people were less likely to get sick and die of COVID…meaning that all the fat Americans, which has been a punchline for what must be 30 years by now…because 50% of 350 million people didn’t get morbidly obese overnight…that took years of the government and big business feeding you unhealthy shit..all those sugary treats to give you that dopamine hit before you found it in chronically masturbating your testosterone away….you see, they want you sick and they want you fat, they want you medicated, lazy, and complicit…and obesity is the way to do that….

I just don’t know why it took a year of COVID to say, you know “Being fat is actually bad for you”….I know you all believe in Body Positivity cuz Demi Lovato is triggered by FROYO stores having DIET options when WE SHOULDN’T DIET PEOPLE…but she’s a heroin addict (who smokes weed) that claims to be bi-polar so anything she says is by definition CRAZY…

So stop pretending fat is OK, it’s not, and start appreciating musculature on fit women, even when it is a little TOO fit…for it to be considered hetero…which probably won’t bother you since everyone’s queer now…or into trannies…you know probably cuz of that chronic masturbating thing…

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2021

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Apr

Bebe Rexha Drinks Cum Coffee of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is a old fatty that I think is too old to be a popstar but who I still appreciate being a popstar…only because she busts her fat girl tits out…even though fat disgusts me….despite being fat…or maybe becasue of being fat…since I know how gross it is first hand…

The reason I don’t mind her…which in the previous paragraph I was a little overly hyped on by saying “appreciate” her….is because she had a 10 year career as a hit making song writer and she got paid heavy….so you know, she knows how to write pop songs, which I am sure is not too hard, I mean I could probably bust out the lyrics of a pop song in about 15 minutes or less…I could try right now really….

I’m Sorry,
I love you,
But I have to go.

I’m Sorry,
I need you,
But I’m dying of aids cuz your cunt is dirty…

I know…
Aids isn’t a death sentence….
But I should have just taking the blowjob instead..

You toothless whore,
I still smell you on my hand
Even though we fucked in the 80s.

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…
in the 80s…
MAKE ME AIDS-Y

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…
in the 80s…
MAKE ME AIDS-Y

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…
in the 80s…
MAKE ME AIDS-Y

That took 2 minutes….I’m good, raw talent, I know…

Point of the story is bitch drank cum coffee, which is probably some new superfood, get those hormones, that testosterone, for those gains…but it’s a pretty gross trend, unless you’re the the Starbucks working being milked to make the cum coffee…in which case…you likely have a great job…living that corporate dream…

Oh, and Bebe Rexha’s got tits.

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2021

21

Apr

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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I have a celebrity kid fetish, not a kid who is a celebrity, but an VOTING aged and older KID of a celebrity, because I find their lives or position in the world pretty hilarious, especially with social media, which in the event you didn’t know is the fucking fall of society….happening in a newsfeed in front of your very eyes…every fucking second…

I think they are interesting because they are famous because of their parents, but also because they were raised by celebrities, who live fucking weirdo insular lives of luxury that is probably a lot of fun because they basically never work….so it’s about partying, socializing, adventure, being rich and awesome, at least to themselves and each other cuz to outsiders like us they are vile pieces of shit….

I don’t think they are interesting because they offer the world anything of substance, especially not when they are picked up by the Kardashians and used and amplified as part of a creepy storyline of a 40 year old fucking a 20 year old of IG….

I don’t find them interesting because they have any marketable skills, other than being lucky enough to be born in the right place with the right DNA…and really with all the family money…what the fuck else do you expect them to do.

I do find them interesting, at least Sofia Richie, who may be boring, but hot bodied in her bikini..

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2021

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Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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420 was yesterday, I mean get it together man….can’t you do anything right…what were you…stoned?

Yes, I should have bumped Weed Wednesday to Tuesday for the one day of the year where weed matters…BUT I am trying to stick to a schedule here….when it’s set…it’s set..we call that autism…why the fuck else do I update this cesspool of internet content no one even knows exist….it’s habit.

Not to mention, no one gives a fuck if I post Weed Wednesdays at all…there is NOT one person waking up on Wednesday morning like it’s Christmas morning, knwoing that DrunkenStepfather is going to do a post on 50 or so girls who smoke weed with some rant about how weed should be legal and the fact that it has been illegal as long as it has been illegal is just evidence that the government and big pharma don’t give a fuck about you….

It’s legal in Canada, but that’s just bait and switch tactics to give us the olive branch before taking away our freedoms…locking us in and forcing us to stay in internment camps if we try to come back…insanity….but I guess it also generates tax money…so they like that…you know persecute drug dealers for 100 years but then become the drug dealer like they didn’t persecute them for 100 years…insanity.

All to say, weed is great, it’s medicinal, it’s enlightening, it’s got nothing but positive benefits…and anyone in jail for weed or being persecuted for smoking weed deserves your protests because that shit should not be criminal…and I know it barely is.

With any NICHE, there are nude models speaking to that fans of that niche, so here’s WEED girls…who are better than SSRI numbed mind “I have anxiety, boy dysmoropha, eating disorder, panic and bi-polar disorder due to generational trauma”….zombies…

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2021

21

Apr

Ellie Goulding Pregnant and Nude of the Day

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I’ve never given a fuck about UK pop music, because for the most part, the UK has some of the worst pop music around…by boy bands and singers you’ve never heard of because only a handful make it over to America with one or two hits….while the rest are just kept in the UK to be low level famous, maybe to get cast in Celebrity Big Brother or their other “I am a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here” bullshit…

I’ve always just assumed Ellie Goulding was one of those people, but her hit song that went viral in America was huge. I don’t remember it, like I couldn’t sing it to you, not that I could sing anything to you, I don’t believe in singing….or have those capabilities…but I know it was about fire…and that shit was EVERYWHERE…allowing her to One Hit Wonder her way out of the limelight, gone and forgotten, but apparently a dude came in her and she’s celebrating that like it’s a good thing…hormonal tits and slutty pregnancy pics we didn’t need cuz we know all pregnant chicks are sluts…they have to be in order to get pregnant..we took 9th grade biology dummy..

I don’t know what chemical imbalance happens for these people, where they feel the need to get naked cuz they are knocked up, but they all see to do it…probably narcissism…you know like people who masturbate in front of the mirror…only clearly her mirror masturbation ends with cum up in her….THE PROOF IS IN THE GUNT.

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2021

21

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Smokes Weed of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard’s been growing on me…

She’s a Disney Kid, sold to the industry, probably programmed to take orders, or at least direction from her handlers, so that you can assume anything she’s up to is contrived and not her own doing, they just want you to think it’s her own doing, but if it was her own doing, she wouldn’t actively be getting work in the industry, they’d think she was too much of a liability….remember Lohan? I do…how could I forget that angel sent from heaven…

The fact is that if you want to exist today, you need social media and if you want to exist on social media, you best be half naked as often as you can so people think you’re modern, edgy, an artist, I dont’ fucking know…but I do know there’s an endless supply of nudes..

I don’t find Rowan Blanchard hot, but she did shave herself down, despite the whole boyd hair feminism nonsense she tried angling a few months ago….she still looks like a dude…but I like that she’s naked on the internet to be relevant…knowing she’s some mainstream pop trash..designed to manipulate…and generate revenues…because this shit is by design, that’s why some people get famous and others don’t…

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2021

21

Apr

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Rebecca Black and her big tits that were ignored from the industry when her self produced song and video went so viral that it became a meme, that people still quote weekly, because “it’s friday”….like clockwork….because I guess dates are precisely by definition clockwork….may have Friday…you know we’ll give her Friday….

But motherfuckers, I have wednesday with the most important internet trend I like to take credit for and that no one even knows is a thing, because I have low impact on the world….never viral…except in my genitals thanks to poor decisions that felt like good decisions at the time….

Wet Spot Wednesdays….

Where we bring you the girls of the week who felt the need to show you their wet panties because they are just that horny, find it just that hot, or because they are trying to rook you into paying them for more nudes….as they do….even though wet spots on their own just look like someone with incontinance or a viral infection of their own….how are we to know horny caused this and not disease…we can’t….so enjoy the mucus…as I enjoy the mucus…because the dirtier the pussy…the more flavorful the pussy.