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2021

Jun

Kate Hudson is in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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How do ya’ll like my original KATE HUDSON artwork so that the evil paparazzi who killed Princess Diana don’t come at me…because art may be bullshit…but it’s a great excuse when trying to not get sued for some bullshit as useless as an old, tired, Kate Hudson titty pic….

She’s in Greece with a one-piece bathing suit on, because she’s had too many kids and is too old for a bikini, even with her rich as fuck born in the industry life….

She was probably one of the first celebrity rich kids I was into when I first saw her, thinking how amazing it would be to be born to celebrities and live that stress free existence, but then she started acting and I hate actors…so it was unfortunate….

I found out about her when she was 18, so she’s had a good 22 years of disappointment, while other celebrities kids, far hotter and more interesting than her have come to our attention….and they weren’t involved in our HERO Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt…but Kate Hudson was…BROS BEFORE HOES…

Point being, this is a nice reminder than the rich and the elite, cuz she is not just a heiress to Goldie, a Drunk and a slut with kids with various fathers, she’s also an actor, who got big pay days, a spokesperson who had big pay days, and also a dot com direct to consumer selling fabletics leisure-ware, which is likely her most lucrative project….

So the Elite don’t get affected by COVID (either should you commoners)….but they just fly private wherever they need to go to take advantage of the empty Greek beaches….

Now what this is missing is the trashy rich girl fucking a souvlaki like it was one of her baby daddies…Tzatziki on them fake titties yo..

Either way, GARBAGE for you….in a one piece…yay.

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2021

Jun

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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TRUST SCIENCE…

I normally leave the RATIO TUESDAY for the end of the day, because I am a guy and by default, according to science, I like my women to have the right kind of waist to hip ratio…one where the waist is thinner than the hips…it’s what triggers us into thinking a woman is a woman and makes us want to ejaculate inside her…creampie styles…in hopes of procreating…at least on a basic genetic level…since most dudes would have to be creepy to want to spread their seed…at least from my perspective because I find having kids the most insane idea ever…and not because I am trying to save the environment, but because I like being left the fuck alone and when I see dads pretending to be happy in the park playing like they are 5 with a 5 year old…I can tell it’s all a fucking lie and they’d rather be jerking off or napping….or eating…anything but running around the part with a 5 year old they created..

Anyway, TRUST science, except when it lies to you blatantly until its emails are leaked so that you can see it lied to you….at least when it comes to deciding when a bitch is hot or not…..because enough research has gone into it and dudes who are still dudes and into women who are still women don’t need science to tell them a good ratio is hot…we have built in devices to detect that…..

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2021

Jun

Produce Section and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Gets Scared

Shoplifter Getting it Done

Bear Family Swim

Bridge Breaks in China

Gas Station Explosion

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2021

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is a pretty hilarious cancel culture story that happened in Canada recently, involving some head of the Canadian military, who I assumed was a beaver in a cute army helmet, but turns out to be a real person…

Anyway, I don’t know the details but the person had to resign for some MeToo nonsense, that may have been real systemic sexism and abuse towards women, and the dude may have been a piece of shit…none of that really matter because he was accused of sexual misconducts and is no longer employed.

You know maple syrup makes a man in power want what he otherwise couldn’t get I guess…blame the maple…and the way it makes you treat beavers…it’s the old Canadian philosophy…

Anyway, we can all agree that men being perverts who can’t control their perversion and use their position of power to assault women and pay no real consequences is not a good thing… so his being fired without being formally charged is understandable especially now…..

Where it gets crazy is his two army buddies went golfing with him, the public freaked out…”how could you be friends with a man who was accused of being a pervert who abused his power”….ok…..

Now those people are resigning, for golfing, with a guy who was forced to quit his job due to misconduct…

The outrage of society who are not even involved in the “Scandal” has led to at least one of the Golfing buddies to quit his Military job…for golfing with someone they blacklisted and put into exile…

These are probably people who still watch Woody Allen and Roman Polanski movies….don’t cancel actors who have been in Woody Allen movies…but for some reason, they aren’t happy until the cancelled are cancelled by everyone, so they can die alone and hated and forgotten in exile like they deserve, which is fucking crazy.

Not to mention, these are the same people who build monuments for criminals who were killed by police for being criminals….

If I’m friends with someone who does shitty things to other people but that doesn’t do shitty things to me, and that I am not affected by the shitty things he does, then why the fuck should I exile him especially when he’s not charged with any crime…

Because the internet wants me to?

The internet is a collective group of idiots who don’t understand real life, real relationships, and oftentimes the law…they are also inconsistent as fuck in their activism, because they say one thing, contradict themselves with another, it’s all really just a matter of convenience…

But for some reason, corporations listen to the collective, thinking the 5% of haters they are trying to appease will be good for business, while the 95% of us don’t give a fuck….

So the fact these dudes who golfed with the accused or the canceled are now resigning..or being cancelled….for golfing with their old friend and colleague..is lunacy….

Golfing with someone isn’t condoning their behavior…but it’s probably a more positive way to help them rehab than to push them to Suicide.

I know that having people support you through dark times is likely a good thing…the human thing…parents still love their mass shooter kids…people do dumb shit doesn’t mean we all have to hate them for it forever….

But everyone’s an idiot…more on that later….

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2021

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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With everyone so ass obsessed, you gotta wonder how many of these pervert young folk shit into a condom and freeze it only to use as a dildo or butt plug, assuming they even know what condoms are…

I know people are forgetting that it is the end of the world, but even before we all knew it was the end of the world, then forgot it was the end of the world, I knew it was the end of the world, all thanks to social media…

Not in a conspiracy way, like I got influenced by some quack nut job preppers and thought they are cool, like how my friend who was in college befriended a homeless guy and smoked crack with the homeless and ended up homeless….

But in the these influencers who have no real influence pretending to have influence by talking about their boring lives, like they matter or like we care….which in real life would get them spat on…or beat up…we don’t care about what you ate or how you shit thanks to probiotics…unless you film it in slow motion…. all of these narcissists talk about themselves all day and they’re still miserable…cuz they hate themselves as much as we hate them cuz they know they’ll never be Kim K, their leader….

We are all in a simulation…so who cares….it’s just been glitchin….

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2021

Jun

Brie Larson’s Clickbait for Nerds of the Day

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I don’t know why Brie LArson feels the need to show everyone her athleticism, but I guess any angle works for the attention seeker who wanted fame so bad, but you can tell is not comfortable or authentic in her position as an A-Lister we’ll just assume she fell into, or fell on, with her cunt…

She’s trying to produce content for her nerd followers, cuz they are all nerd followers, you’d have to be someone who doesn’t get laid to think she’s hot, and lots of people aren’t getting laid, just ask OnlyFans for their stats…

Brie Larson doesn’t have an only fans, but is at the level of celebrity she doesn’t need one, but her raw talent and capabilities that I think her level of celebrity over-inflate, means she really should be an ex trying to be a popstar now selling pussy pics to perverts who really liked her back then…not some high ticket item that doesn’t make sense..

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2021

Jun

Bella Thorne Pussy Eater of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a crowd favorite, even if she oftentimes looks like she smells like last week’s kitchen garbage mixed with dirty granny diapers in the dumpster outside the old folks home I’ve accidentally fallen asleep inside…when drunk, you don’t notice the smells that would otherwise make you miss out on the soft pillow-y comfort…which I guess applies to fucking homeless prositutes too…if smells would turn me off, I’d probably be a virgin…cuz I’m the kind of guy who only gets the girls no one else wants, cuz they smell…or have other ailments….not that this is about me…

This is about Bella Thorne continuing to bridge the gap between porn and mainstream, the Disney girl who is probably not in charge of her branding, but we’ll pretend that she is, I just feel like Disney would never allow something they created to venture off on its own to do smutty things, unless they were into it and wanted it…but that’s a whole other conversation because everyone’s a pervert, porn obsessed weridos, and her whole generation is into this extreme sexualizing and monetizing shit….

What I will say is that I’m into it…it’s dramatic, she is glammed up, implied naked….I like the romanticism, the intensity…but most importantly…I like the wetness on her mouth glimmering or shimmering in the light so we think she had her face squirted on, now that squirting is the only acceptable orgasm, as people who have watched too much porn realize that the female orgasm without a huge ejaculating pop shot, isn’t an orgasm worth filming…

Point being, this is simple content…complete with COKE in the background….but why bother going complicated when all we care to see is each other fuck…

Edgy…exciting…Bella Thorne Matters.

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2021

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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I know that I like to joke about the vaccine making everyone infertile, which could put me on some list of someone to cancel or ban, which would be funny, after all the inappropriate jokes I’ve made daily over the course of 17 years on this site, saying “vaccines could make women infertile” is going to be the one that gets me shut down….

Now I don’t know if there is science behind that, but since all the conspiracy theories over COVID have come true, I’ll run with it…..and if that is the case…MILFS will be a dying breed….not just because everyone is genderless and mothers will now be referred to as baby droppers….BD-ILFS which may be a bad acronym since BD means BIG DICK….and BIG DICK I’D LIKE TO FUCK is not what we are going for her….

MILFS are also a dying breed because girls can’t be bothered having kids, unless they can monetize them on their social media like a Kardashian, otherwise, they just get in the way of being degenerate pornographers who sell nudes…

Anyway, I used to think the concept of MILFs was crazy, even though I’d fuck anything, I never thought fucking a used car model of woman was the ideal scenario…but now that I am old and women my age are dried up grannies, I can say, MILFs are better than dried up grannies, so let’s look at these MILFs…

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2021

Jun

Charli XCX Bikini Top of the Day

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Charli XCX has made me realize that I am a wallet fucker…I know that I’ve had Chrissy Teigen’s army that I’ll assume is no more cuz the rest of the world realized she’s a fucking piece of shit….but there was a time, right before she got critically famous, that I never understood how that happened, but it happened…and at that time she called me out for being some pervert degenerate predator or some shit that was obviously NOT true and it was all because I made fun of her for being a wallet fucker…a low life, overrated, pile of fat sadness wallet fucker, where clearly John Legend was using her as a beard cuz I heard rumors he used to date Kanye, or was in too deep and got paid heavily after meeting her and felt she was part of his success….and the divorce would be too expensive….

Anyway, the reason I am a wallet fucker is because I thought Charli XCX was some overrated night club act that was barely famous…I saw her in her leotards and thought “she’s got tits” but that they were more of the bottom feeding variety…

As it turns out, she recently spent 5.1 million dollars on a mansion in LA with a recording studio in it….and I thought…this bitch has at least enough money to buy at 5 million dollar home….even with a mortgage she’d be making 25k payments per month…meaning she’s way more legit than I thought…

So that makes me looking at her bikini boobs, probably at a mansion, far more fun and exciting cuz they are rich and famous even though you think she’s barely famous…fascinating how that works…

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2021

Jun

Eva Amurri Bikini of the Day

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When the moon hits my eye like a big piece of pie that’s Amurri or some shit…right…

Eva Amurri has a ridiculously hot body despite being in her mid 30s and a mom of 3, it’s ridiculous…and I am a fan of whatever the fuck this brushing her lymphatic system out like the girls of Instagram do, because she’s doing it in lingerie….

She’s a divorcee, clearly ready to mingle, or at least use those big titties for good not evil and I remember when she dabbled in the whole acting thing, back on Californication with her tits out, only to find out she was Susan Sarandon’s daughter…

Now I have a celebrity daughter fetish, I think the hot daughters of celebs, who are celebs in their own right thanks to their moms are amazing….even the ugly ones..I’m talking to you Rumer….you heartbreaker…except for Kate Hudson, who is the one celebrity daughter I don’t like, but arguably the first celebrity daughter to get me into the celebrity daughter thing before she was officially famous or acting, back when she was in an Architectural Digest with her mom at 18 years old…I thought “This girl’s good”..until being exposed to her shittiness through her acting inspiring Owen Wilson to kill himself…

Anwyay, this is not about them, this is about Divorcee mom of three looking awesome half naked doing some bullshit influencer shit as they do for an excuse for us to stare at the titties!

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