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2021

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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A girl told me I smelled like a used condom…

First I asked if we were in the middle of the AIDS crisis in the 80s, back when gays used condoms…..

Then I asked what a used condom smelled like, since I don’t really go around sniffing used condoms like she does, since I am not a gay dude in the 80s…

To which she said “you look like someone who doesn’t use condoms….because no one would ever fuck you”….

So I said, “consciously”…..

She didn’t laugh, it was such a subtle rape joke….maybe she didn’t get it…I probably should have gone on a rant why dudes only fuck her with condoms that they leave up inside her to sniff once they’re done, you know in an era of no condoms, you gotta be suspicious about those who condom…..right?

The world is only bad because there are no more morals, values, etc. it’s all “monetization” which is vile.

Then I remember when amateurs in amateur porn were far too fucking amateur…you know so amateur and real you didn’t want to look at them….and now amateur porn is all hot 19 year olds trying to get paid…what a fucking weird world…where monetization is better…

I won’t rant about the vaccine, the vaccine passports, the hyper speed and confusion of all kinds of weirdness going around amongst us, that only further solidify all the conspiracy theories as being real, making me question our entire existence and future….and I won’t rant about the over prescribing of anti-depressants…but I was going to….but I won’t….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Looking Up Miley’s Skirt
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Battle of the Showers – Kylie Vs Mylie
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Brit Palmer in Leather on a Motorbike
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Hot Shorts Doing a Hand Stand
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Prostitute Steals Truck
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Tiffany at the Mall
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Lara Flynn Boyle on What She Really Thinks of the Tabloids
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Surfer Bitch with the Ass
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Bar Refaeli’s Pool Party
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Malu Trevejo Has New Lingerie
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Eiza Gonzalez Put Professional Lacrosse on the Map in her Bikini
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Judge Kim Kardashian
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Girl and Some Buffalo
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Video Features a Prosthetic Vagina Mouth
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Christian Harper’s SI SWIM FLASHBACK
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Hailey Bieber in Tight Shorts If You Know What I mean
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Ashley Benson Flashing Underboob
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Looking Into How Foley Artists Recreate The Sounds In Movies!
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Bike Thief Gets Taught A Lesson!
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Ball to the Face
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Selena Gomez is Breaking Down 15 Looks from her Career
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Young Fan Lays Out in the Stands to Make a Diving Catch on a Home Run
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Russian Man In A Car Ends Up Pulling Out Pin From A Grenade, Barely Escapes
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Sad but Amazing Dog Won’t Stop Running After Ambulance Carrying Its Owner!
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Worst Paramedics Ever
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Kourtney Kardshian’s New Desert Home…
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Amazing Model Irene Lorenzon
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Doja Cat is a Sexy Alien in New Video
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Hot Jiu Jitsu Black Belt Danielle Kelly – Worth a Look
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World Premiere Gameplay Of The Cool Game Elden Ring
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How Does Bear Grylls Work Out?
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Girl VS Electronics
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Candice Swanepoel in a Tube Top
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Get Yourself Tootie From Facts of Life’s Roller Skates You Weirdo
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Dua Lipa’s Cowgirl Look
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Some Cool Facts About The Humble Tick!
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Man With Broom Vs Raccoon, Who Wins?
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Top 10 News Bloopers of All Time
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Chef Fails.
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Rebecca Black is Selling her own Nudie Playing Cards
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Nude Model Peach Kennedy in the Fridge
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The NBA is So Soft They’re Having Security Guards Breakup Heated Exchanges Between Players on the Floor
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Master Of The Universe : Revelations Trailer Is Gonna Get You All Excited!
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The Unknown And Mysterious Man Who Patented The UFO!
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The Master of Rope Dart
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Bre Tiesi’s Bikini Look
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Top 5 Nude Scenes from National Lampoon
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Jennifer Lawrence in a White Robe
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Christine Ko in a Dress
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Gwen Stefani Looking like Shit in Big Clothing
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J.Lo in a Sports Bra
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Irina Shayk in a Bra Top After Confirming She Fucks Kanye…
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Maria Menounos Legs
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Plastic Megan Fox with her Creepy Boyfriend
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Lana Del Rey’s Big Tits in a Shirt…
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Tallia Storm Dressed Creepy
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Sofia Richie Street Walking
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Selma Blair is Blonde and Not on her Cane
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Amanda Holden Legs
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Jessica Gomes in Shape Magazine
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Karlie Kloss Mom Titts in a Tight Dress
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In Ass
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Freaky Fetish Friday
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When One Dildo isn’t Enough
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Musical Chairs
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22 People having a Shitty Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot Tats
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Naked Girl Dancing
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Sucking Dildos
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Amateur Blonde Likes the Big Dicks
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MILF
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Titties on a Hike
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Hood Ornament
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Tits Pulled Out at the Game
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Worst Titty Suck Ever
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Amateur Sex
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Making Squirt Movies
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Hot Round Ass in a Thong
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Titty Shoot in a Guitar Store
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Dildo Juice Cleanse
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Bathtub cuties
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Pink dildo
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Dragon Toys
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Nice Houseplants….
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Rita Waldenberg Naked
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Arab Girl’s TikTok Transition to Dildo
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Tinder Girl Goes For It
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Oiled Ass
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Sperm Garage
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Splits on a Dildo
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2021

Jun

Bella Thorne Titties of the Day

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Bella Thorne may have stinky pussy vibes, since she normally looks greasy, her ex boyfriend looked homeless, she fucks porn chicks who I feel at my core are pretty fucking vile humans because sex work isn’t real work, it’s lazy work for girls who look like they’d do sex work….

As it turns out she’s also pretty hot…but I am also a fan of what she’s doing in some low level way, since I am not a fan of anyone and since I believe all child stars are products of mind control as soon as the family signs their rights to their kid over the the corporations that end up elevating their celebrity…

So as much as you’d want to think she’s a Disney Kid who is off her rails, being wild and crazy and young, like all the other girls, you can’t help by think maybe it’s all planted, so that all her followers keep following her, and so that all her followers, get on the porn and monetization kick also, so that they never go back to traditional, normal, lives…but are forever weird porn pervert influencers…who sell nudes to losers who don’t realize that they aren’t talking to the actual talent they think they are, but a staff they have chatting on their behalf, don’t be dumb…

So whether the bridging the gap of porn and mainstream was her vision, or the vision of her Disney created team, still brings us her tits, and I look at tits…and see them for what they are….tits…

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2021

Jun

Heidi Klum See Through of the Day

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I would never suggest that WWII was an inside job, even though the Royal Family are Germans, and the Rothschilds bank financed both sides of the war, making it seem pretty suspicious to anyone who doesn’t really trust the government, now more than ever….

But I would suggest that Heidi Klum is from some of the human testing that Nazi germany undertook when it came to Eugenics…because this mom of at least 6 kids in her mid to late 50s, is still ridiculously hot..

Now I know you can’t trust what you see on the internet, there are too many filters, face injections, LIES….and most of these girls are cartoon renditions of themselves…but the old as shit babe in her sheer dress you can see her panties through…overrides all that and I don’t even like old women….I just like trying to understand why they are this good when they shouldn’t be..and all I got besides her being rich as shit and her life pretty stress free…. is eugenics…

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2021

Jun

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Kalamazoo Michigan’s own has finally made her way to Florida, a dream I am sure from most of her white trash farmer neighbors, who now, thanks to the whole property prices being crazy, even in Kalamazoo Michigan, can unload their farms to either Bill Gates or China, who are buying up all the farms you know to protect your food sources…LOL…we’re going to be slaves….while not being allowed to say the word slave since it’s likely deleted from the Dictionary for racism…

Anyway….

Jordyn Jones the reality show starlet turned social media dancer…sells exclusive bikini and panty pics through some backdoor service Zuckerberg hasn’t banned called CLOSE FRIENDS…and I don’t know if this is from that, but her dancer body looks good in bikinis, and that’s really what it’s about…

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2021

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Every week I say the same thing…

This is the VACCINE passport we all need….ON/OFFs from all the women of the world so we know how badly their clothing is lying to us about their goods, or how badly their clothing is distorting the truth about their goods, because some girls look better clothed and others look better naked, even though we prefer them all naked….

It’d be nice if someone would create the On/Off dating app, so that it makes fucking all the more easier, because the current hook-up culture just trying to live their best porno life isn’t easy enough….because I remember a time when you either paid for sex or had to muster up the courage to convince girls to go on a date with you…where you’d be a gentleman, even show up with flowers and lyrics to a poem you wrote…all after months of planning…only to not get laid cuz they could smell that girls don’t fuck you on your patheticness…and now it’s just “hey let’s fuck, ok”…

Anyway, I think On/Off passports would come in handy, be beneficial to society, like the unsolicited dick pics girls complain about, only dudes never complain about unsolicited nudes, in fact we love them….

Here’s this week in On/Off…

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2021

Jun

Charli XCX Ass of the Day

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I used to make fun of Charli XCX for being a pre-instagram pop star that got signed and thus got a big up front payment, only to be relatively disappointing small stage act that never really poppped off..

Recently, I saw the house she sold in the UK on some real estate site, and the house she bought in America and realized she’s rich as shit…we’re talking multi million dollar properties all while being so uneventful…

I was sure that I saw her headline the county fair, or maybe it was a local night club where no one paid attention to her performance, but that could have been anyone, I was drunk….

So as it turns out, I have no idea how the music industry works, or whether she had hits or not, because I was only interested in her tits, which were at the time, in leotards and big enough to stare at…

Well, apparentely, all these years later, we’re discovering that she’s also got an ass….that she’s posing proper with….in squat the way it was designed to shit.

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2021

Jun

Nina Dobrev Panty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if this is really considered a panty flash, if the dress is sheer and the panties are designed to be worn under sheer dressses, but I am not a fashionable person who understand panties in any capacity beyond jerking off to them, so if they look the part….then that’s good enough for me…even if she’s potentially wearing panties under what we are calling panties like the strippers I used to get lapdances would do…and that I never understood…but I guess it was an extra layer of protection from spillage….

That said….Nina Dobrev, the Vampire Diary starlet from Easter Europe, via Canada, now living the American celebrity dream with her billionaire snowboarding champion boyfriend that I assume is confused for being Carrot Top….you know since all Gingers look the same, unless that’s racist….I know such a low hanging fruit…go for the obvious…make fun of a ginger for being a ginger when he’s the biggest star his sport has ever seen and he’s rich as shit from being the biggest star in his sport..allowing him to stick his dick in girls from TV in their rich and expensive lives they probably pretend to be “laid back” in…and this fat fuck pervert loser from the internet is going to call him Carrot Top….fuck yeah man…go for the obvious, it’s easy, effective and we’re not trying to reivent shit…if a bitch is fat, we call her fat…it’s not complicated and if a dude who looks like Carrot Top is offended by that kind of bullshit when rich, the star of his sport and fucking some hot TV star…he’s gotta go do some work on himself cuz he’s fucking won…

Either way, panty flash.

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2021

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I am pretty easily manipulated by marketers because they are so good at getting into my head, I’ve just had the privilege of not having money to throw at all the new and exciting things trying to brain wash me like all the other vapid idiots out there….today I got rooked in by some portable air conditioner that I don’t need…other days I’m lured in by new alcohol products that I am sure aren’t as good as watered down rubbing alcohol…or ice packs….but this targeting ad shit works…

Other people, are even more manipulated by marketers than I am….they readjust their whole existence around what they are told by the media…whether that’s getting experimental drugs I like to bring up ALWAYS because it’s crazy…or whether it was women getting breast implants, or shaving their pussies bald….or throwing out perfectly good things, to replace with unnecessary new things….all that fast fashion shit where they buy new outfits when they have perfectly good old outfits…they just don’t want to wear the same outfit twice on social media where they preach about zero waste, plastics, the environment…it’s like bitch, your romper destroyed a fucking river in Asia and was made by a slave you daft bitch..

Anyway, Full Back Panties were a victim of marketing, where the underwear brands shat on them literally and figuratively, made wear women feel shame in wearing them, all while men didn’t give a fuck what panties were on, cuz we just wanted those panties off…

So I guess Full Back panties are a point of pride…or are a point of empowerment…now that they’ve been reduced to being the panty worn during periods..

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2021

Jun

Naked Hiking!

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It’s safe to say that people need to follow this girl’s lead and strip down, reconnect with nature, and figure out what this world is actually about…

You see all these girls, this one included, who are only interested in traveling, hanging out, content creation so long as the content is about them, even when they are ugly….and most importantly…MONETIZATION…

People have no real morals or values, they have not interest in tradition, or being decent, they want to cash the fuck in and be a vile Kardashian….

Maybe it’s time to dial back from all that, turn off the screens, and forget that this is what exists and that this is what people are into…cuz it’s not going away…and nothing better than a naked hiker to be your hiking guide when you figure it all out….

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2021

Jun

Rita Ora Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I was going to post these Rita Ora workout ass pics the other day but forgot because who the fuck cares…

Rita Ora may have a massive following, huge success compared to some of the other girls from the same Kosovo refugee camp she came from…unless she was a rich Kosovo person who was able to relocate in the UK before becoming the huge star who no one knows what she actually does…

I assume most people just confuse her for Kelly Osbourne, until seeing the tits and remembering that she was the back-up plan for Rihanna’s label back when they thought they were going to lose her…they paid this one, lined her up and were ready to run with her until Rihanna got wind of it and was like “cancel that bitch”….which I am sure meant paying her a lot of money allowing her to spend her time fucking various producers, a kardashian and now a guy in Australia who made Jojo the Rabbit and the Vampire Roommate show….

Point being, she says she’s a singer or popstar, but no one’s heard her songs, we’ve just seen the awesome, now aging tits, at every event…which have made her an international star where people just assume “she’s famous” in some other country…like Australians think she’s famous in the USA, Americans think she’s famous in Europe, Europe thinks she’s famous in Asia…you know…the pop star from no where who keeps ahead of everyone so that she doesn’t need to ever release pop….and can focus on the only pop that matters…THE TITTY POP.