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2024

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Straight Dudes who jerk off to gay porn don’t hit the same as straight chicks who jerk off to lesbian porn.

What?

Exactly…..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Golf WAG Lilia Schneider
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Haggard Katy Perry Rewards her Husband with Oral
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Paris Hilton in Lingerie
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Maleigh Zan’s Nipples
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Christian Serratos Selfie in a See Through…
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Giant Ass Jiggle
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Paige Lorenze at the US Open
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Demi Moore Goes South in New Series
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Denise Richards Public Nudity
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Travis Kelce’s Team Denies Rumors
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10 Brushes with Death
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Some Model Posing!
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A Masterpiece
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Livvy Dunne at her Premiere
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Charli XCX in her Bra
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Every Misconception About Airplanes
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Paige Spiranac Brings a Golf Moment
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Kendall Jenner Channels her Mom on the Beach
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Marine Surprises his Girl
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Andy Cohen Sells a Pretty Intense Apartment
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Gracie Hunt is Ready for the Chiefs First Game
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Nicola Peltz in a Bikini
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Cop Grabs Gator with Bare Hands
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Lindsay Brewer’s Pull-Up Challenge
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Camila Cabello Teases New Project Topless
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Cute Baby Lion Roars
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Nascar WAG Gianna Tulio Bikinis
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Baby Bear Gets water
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Georgina Rodriguez in Fishnets on a Boat
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Kate Beckinsale is Pantsless Getting Pussy Hugged
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Emma Roberts in a Grey Outfit
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Grace Van Petten in a Tight Dress
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Olivia Culpo’s Cleavage in a Demonic Dress
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Paris Hilton in Fuck Me Boots
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Simone Biles Gymnast Legs on TV
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Charli XCX Bra for a Photoshoot
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Ashley Benson in a Corset Top
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Charlotte Lawrence in a Tight Dress
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Rat Cow is Dog Faced for Fashion
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Brec Bassinger’s at the US Open
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5 acts that make you a whore
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Naked Amateur
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Men Without Dicks
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5 Acts that Make You Whore
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Family Entertainment with a Stripper
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Re-Arranging a White Girl
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Cum Masters
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26 Shit Days
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Dildo in the Bathroom
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Wet Pussy ASMR
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2024

Sep

Dakota Johnson May Be Braless in a See Through Dress for Fashion of the Day

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As someone who has hated COLDPLAY since their inception and was never quite able to wrap my mind around anyone who liked COLDPLAY, despite there being so many people into COLDPLAY and clearly the marketing to the hive mind had worked by COLDPLAY…there is no way I can endorse celebrity child Dakota Johnson, daughter of Don Johnson who apparently is on TV again with a Ryan Murphy show on Cruise Ship, which isn’t quite like the show concept I had for a Cruise Ship, but I’m not some homosexual TV icon who dominates the TV market like he was Norman Lear only gay as fuck….

Johnson is a third generation whore in the industry, therefore her granny whored so she didn’t have to whore, yet here she is still whoring…tits out in public, what…

Known for destroying any hotness that could have come with the 50 Shades of Grey project that lubricated a nation and left many a wet spots in panties, chairs and mattresses around the country….one the worst NEPO HIRES to date, despite endorsing NEPOTISM because I figure it’s a good way to keep society compartmentalized and class systems in place.

But year, COLDPLAY fucks this, so you shouldn’t want to, unless you are a COLDPLAY fan, which probably means you’d want to BE THIS so that you get to FUCK THAT….

It’s all so confusing…but confusing of all is WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES….are they amputated? Is this Hollywood Magic, was she born without NIPPLES, maybe she’s a robot….

In conclusion, she has an interesting reaction to meeting black people, I guess they don’t have them around the Melanie Griffith / Chris Martin household and that her dad’s Miami Vice partner was just a prop because there was no inclusivity or opportunities for black people in Hollywood before George Floyd died of a drug overdose that changed the nation…she’s like “WHAT IS THAT THING ANYWAY”….

But check out the friend’s titties…

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2024

Sep

Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nips Leave the Gym of the Day

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Olivia Wilde is actually Olivia Cockburn and not because she makes you rub it out so hard you remove that top layer of dick skin like you were a moile, her last name is Cockburn because her great granny was a hooker with VD at the brothel and that’s how they established last names for immigrants…you know based on their skillset.

She is a super important celebrity who has been on very important shoes like The OC….which as far as I’m concerned is her most important work because that show is fucking BOSS bro..

She was married to some faggot…then had some high profile break-up…she directs shit movies but her MOST important work has been leaving the gym…

She consistently leaves the gym in various workout outfits on a weekly basis and the QUEEN OF THE FORUM consistently keeps us up to speed on her various fitness outfits, all while not being all that hot, looking short legged and weird bodied but she’s in her mid 40s, so I guess this is better than being a fat fuck…

Her nipples are hard, her cameltoe too controlled and maintained, where we can’t see the damage from her pregnancy or her celebrity whoring to the top, which essentially makes the cameltoe irrelevant….but the NIPS ARE HARD bro.

Yes, I bro’ed you twice in this ONE post….TIGHT.

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2024

Sep

Anne Hathaway in Some Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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I fully endorse the collective hatred for Anne Hathaway, not that it negatively impacts that Oscar winner who won an Oscar for shaving her head, which in the event you didn’t know is hard hitting acting, like rolling around in a wheel chair when pretending to be a war vet who go blown the fuck up….you know PULLING THE HEART STRINGS….

I don’t really know why I don’t have a boner for Anne Hathaway, but I never have and it’s probably because she’s a celebrity and by default you must approach any and all celebs with a deep hatred because they’ve won at life and you have’t they live better than you and barely work and you feel like you deserve that life too….so join a community theatre faggot.

I was a team leader in the Anne Hathaway hate, because there was a time she was celebrated by all…but no one sees me as the TREND SETTING OLD and OUT OF TOUCH….

As it turns out, When a celebrity wears fuck me boots, I think it’s important to put your creepy one-sided differences aside, you see THEY DON’T KNOW YOU EXIST, and do your best attempt at fapping to them, even if you view it as a revenge fapping where your ejaculate is out of anger because of your deep hatred for the star….because Fuck Me Boots deserve it regardless of who is wearing them….

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2024

Sep

Internet Sensation Mary Magdalene Spreads It of the Day

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Mary Magdalene is a viral sensation for being pretty entertaining and ridiculous, even terrifying.

She was a stripper or hooker in Canada before going viral before turning herself into some kind of circus freak, doing some aggressive Instagram cosmetic procedures that left her with the most instagram face in human form ever, she also went viral for having the fattest pussy because she injected it with filler, which she has since removed, but when she had it, there was some serious cameltoe happening….she had retarded huge tits, comical clown sized tits that you’d probably want if you were getting fake tits in a go big or go home kind of way….then one of those tits burst and gave her a uni-boob.

She decided to rebrand herself, covering her whole body tattoos in black, tattooing her eye, she got smaller tits, removed a lot of her plastic surgery, stopped mattering but kept up the instagram lives that instagram would ban her for because she was too fun for the platform….

She is now growing out her tits again, trying to build up her audience again, and in doing that she’s managed to flash her vagine while doing one of her infamous instagram lives, which makes her A LOT more fun than you’d expect her to be….even though you’d expect her to be fun because of how wild and crazy she is….

The internet is a wonderful place that creates serious GEMS…..and I watched this GEM live broadcast and I captured these pictures of her cunt because I am a hard hitting journalist.

WHERE IS MY BOOK DEAL?

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2024

Sep

Lili Reinhart’s Cleavage and Sex Look of the Day

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I guess Lili Reinhart went to some fashion week bullshit because she’s a celebrity, despite not being a very good actor, but she has a social media following for being on the right show at the right time, which I guess makes you a celebrity in this era….

She’s a very clunky woman, which means she’s large or has historically been large, but when you do a tight crop on your tits in your content while in full glam, the large chin and strong jawline, fat arms sort of blend into a rockin’ set of tits.

For those who don’t know, she was the weirdly cast Betty from the Riverdale show on CW, because when I used to jerk off to Archie Comics (last year), Betty was hot

I guess we can blame diversity and inclusion for ruining our comicbook fantasies, but check out them tits.

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2024

Sep

Joey King in a Sports Bra Showing Off her Tits of the Day

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Joey King is being rebranded as the hot chick. She’s like a 90s movie where they take the glasses off and the pony tail out, and all of a sudden she’s worthy of a fuck, not that any of us wouldn’t have fucked her when she was the awkward sweater wearing nerd…but nerds dressed slutty are seemingly MORE fuckable and that’s the fucking point fuck.

They’ve got her in some colorful crazy pants and a sports bra that celebrate her big tit, rather than the sports bra the trannies in the gym wear that do the opposite because they are trying to smother their tits, not that I consider chicks who cut their tits off to live a life as a teenage boy trannies, they’re just lesbians.

The point of this compelling story is that cleavage does magic for a whore at fashion week events in NYC….because we like tits…especially when they are posing their way through a series of iphone photoshoot pics that look like the intro to a porn series, which is the point, or really what every picture looks like to me because I am a pervert imagining their next fuck….it’s a talent and a curse.

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2024

Sep

Em Rat Cow Muppet Face is Instagram VS Reality of the Day

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GUESS WHICH ONE IS INSTAGRAM.

GUESS WHICH ONE IS REALITY or SEMI REALITY….

GUESS THAT NOTHING IS REAL….

DON’T TRUST ANYTHING….

ESPECIALLY NOT OPPORTUNISTIC WHORES…

Posted in:Em Rat Cow

2024

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Pink Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is wearing a pink bikini that covered her pinky / brownish fuck hole because she’s a classy girl now that she’s decided to focus on her career as a serious filmaker, rather than an whore on social media trying to get jerked off to.

She had an OnlyFans and it did so well that her mom decided to manage the ONLYFANS of other famous whores, there was just too much money in the whoring…but now Bella has decided to go serious now that she’s got all the eyeballs she needs and done all the damage she’s had to do to keep her handlers in the industry happy.

They always do that transitional year or two when the Disney kid turns 18 and whores harder than did did on the casting couch all those years earlier.

But they are smart enough to not alienate themselves to get removed from the industry for whoring too hard, they just whored the right amount….

So here she is in a bikini, which to me is a form of whoring and she’s showing off her EMPOWERED body because she posted some anti-OZEMPIC shit a while ago about how she’s not feeling her fittest and that’s ok….meanwhile, she looks long, lean and busty in the bikini pics, making me think she was just making fun of the fatties while not being a fatty because there are serious fucking fatties out there who dream about bodies like this..

However, if this is what we’re considering a fatty being empowered and inclusive, I’m all for it.

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2024

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have survived the LABOR DAY weekend, but not performing any laborous tasks…because that would go against the beauty of Labor Day weekend, which is not a day to work, or to give birth, although I did not post YOUTUBE BIRTHING videos this LABOR DAY like I have for about 15 Labor Days before, because why fucking bother really…

The weekend left me hungrier than the bike shorts jacked up the cunt in line next to me at the grocery store….ready to eat the world, starting with a hot blonde college girl’s cunt….

Which is a good thing to experience at the grocery store, since there are countless genderless cat freaks out there that must be avoided and ignored because the more attention they get the more they multiply…like feeding a gremlin after midnight or some shit…

REAL PUSSY still exists and that’s as magical as these stepLINKS…

Hailey Steinfeld Selfies
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Kate Moss and Rita Ora Together Forever
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Titty Dance
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First Look at Megan Fox in her Underwear in some New Movie
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Charlotte Lawrence Titty
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Lana Del Rey Pokies
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What the Cavinders Eat in a day
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Weird Old Lady Contest
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Girls Keep Bookstores Alive
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Rita Ora Frees the Nipple
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Olivia Culpo’s Extreme Bikini
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Jonah Hill Sells Malibu House for 15 million
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Knocked Out on a Bike
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Retarded Booty
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Slow Down Titty Jiggle!
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Anya Taylor Joy Does Vogue
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Amanda Cerny is Working her Tan
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Claire Kittle, Kristin Juszczyk and Sarah Taylor at a 49ers Party
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Insane Truck Fails
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Worst Neighbors Ever
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Cat Loves the Shower
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Rihanna Replaces Charlize Theron for Dior
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Alessandra Ambrosio by the Pool
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Lindsey Vonn Works Out
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Umbrella Vs Thunderstorm
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Driver in a Crazy Chase
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Jennifer Garner Gives a Home Tour
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Livvy Dunne Bikinis with the Homies
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Black Bear VS Bird Feeder
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Truck VS Bridge
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Eva Longoria Showing Whore Leg
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Kate Beckinsale Showing Whore Leg
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Nathalie Emmanuel Showing Whore Tits
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Victoria De Angelis Showing Whore Leg
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Josephine Skriver is a Whore at an Event
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Nicole Kidman is a Whore with Cleavage
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Melanie Chisholm Bikini
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Elizabeth Olsen Whore Legs at an Event
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She’s Got Ass
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Taco Tuesday
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Loud Fuck
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Diary of a Sibling Couple
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Pussy Pass DENIED
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Ass Fingering in Nature
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ORAL
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Depraved Acts of Human
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18 SHIT Days
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Monster Cock Rampage
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Baby Got Back
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