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2021

16

Apr

Alison Brie Awkward of the Day

Celebrities may be good at taking direction on scripted things….and that’s really debatable, for the most part, they are terrible at it, but thanks to editing and hype, they can pull it off….

But for the most part they are awkward at best when trying to come across as “normals” using social media….because it is out of their element and they just don’t pull it off right…there’s something off about it….maybe it’s their crazy drugs they are on….as you know you have to sell your soul to some handler to become famous or at least worthy of being cast in movies…or maybe they are just lazy because they are rich, have egos and think just being there is enough…if you’ve ever had sex with a chick who thinks she’s hotter than you, you’ll know what I mean…they are doing you favors..

It’s like Alison Brie’s team told her to do social media after years of not interacting with people or fans, so it’s a stretch to be normal even if she should theoretically be better at it than normals…but she’s probably not disney trained like the other social media celebs that kill it…she’s more just trying to be like them to make more money.

The funny thing is that her husband, Dave Franco likely shot this and he’s supposed to be some kind director or actor, you know thanks to his last name, obviously…since talent isn’t needed if you are in the scene…

All this to say…this should be better, but alas, it is not.

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2021

16

Apr

January Jones See Through of the Day

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You’d think January Jones would be at the stage in her career where she is on OnlyFans shoving huge dildos in her ass like it was the early days of her acting career and she was trying to get cast..

It’s always the ones who come out strong, not that January Jones ever really came out strong, but you know there was a hustle, a fire that got her on TV…that clearly dwindled and eventually got snuffed out now that she can’t get any work…and that hustle now that she’s made it or is rich or collecting child support from her secret baby daddy….died with it….you know a “I’m famous, I’m rich”….when she should be self-fisting for monthly paying members…I mean isn’t that what tits are for?

Instead we get low level body shots of the 45 year old on her last legs of fertility and being a “woman”…you know when backed against the wall it’d be a good time to actually fucking bring it…but instead we get this soft boring shit….

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2021

16

Apr

Bella Hadid Crop Top of the Day

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I don’t know why Bella Hadid looks like a Backpages model on a Mail Order site, but I’ll assume it’s because of how her surgeons jacked her fucking face up, then spun the story into her having the most beautiful face according to AI computers….that’s a true story, you can google it….a hilarious story because she’s about as real as a cartoon drawing of herself that you get on the Boardwalk in Jersey from some meth addict Carni who got on Caricature duty that day…

BUT high fashion has decided she’s a worthy model, because she pushes product, all while. being trashy as shit…but I guess society is trashy as shit…even when you’re rich thanks to sophistication being replaced with being garbage….you know rich people trying to find substance and meaning by being degenerates…and not finding substance or meaning…but luckily landing high paying gigs to stay trending and earning to validate their attempts….

I do think she should be hotter, more interesting, a better inspiration for the future generation, but society is doomed and she’s likely a SYMPTOM and not a CAUSE for that…you know a product of where we are as a people…not the person actually ruining the minds of her followers and lowering the bar on fashion….

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2021

16

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets….the oppressive lingerie….that reminds all the women who wear them that they are enslaved by the grip of society forcing them to be sexual beings….turning around and trying to sell their nudes like prisoners to the system…

Fishnets in and of themselves are a mechanism to ROB an innocent fish of its freedom and turn him into food to provide sustenance to an uappreciative MAN…taking what he feels he deserves….without having an say in it..or giving any consent…just swimming along freely..only to be caught in the net of the patriarchy..forever changed..

Only women aren’t reminded of that, because women don’t realize that…they don’t think for themselves about anythiung..they are just idiots who get naked on the internet for money so they can buy designer purses and live their self involved disgusting IG Kardashian life…with no soul, no though, no wisom, NOTHING…just an EMPTY vile soulless existance…like the humans they are….

But at least fishnets are hot..

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2021

16

Apr

Slide into the Weekend…and Other Videos of the Day

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Elderly woman with severe dementia, screams in agony as Colorado cop fractures her arm

Driving Through the River

Truck Falls into Water

Bobcat vs Woman…

Clown Car School Bus!

Train Takes a Bike!

Teen at the Airport Playing Piano!

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2021

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When do you think the last time the queen and prince Philip fucked? Is that kind of information public domain?

That’s all I got…

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Jodie Turner Smith Strips for Gucci!
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Running Deer Barely Misses Motorcyclist!
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Breonna Taylor’s Killer Loses Book Deal
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2021

16

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are not THONGS….but that doesn’t mean they aren’t equal to THONGS…in hotness at least provided the girl in the panties looks good…

I never subscribed to thongs being hotter than panties, in part because the thong tail is usually crusted up and biohazard material…you know cuz it barely covers a fucking asshole….and is just there as a drip pan for the cunt…

But yeah, dudes are followers and think “ewww granny panties”…because they have no minds of their own…but In the event you haven’t been on the internet, where they are screaming equality all day, when no one ever argued equality…but they like to think that we did…because that’s the agenda…pieces of shit, remain pieces of shit…oftentimes stuck on the thong…while hot asses remain hot asses which makes those pieces of shit irrelevant, you know turn a blind eye on those…

SO what matters is reclaiming GRANNY PANTIES….being empowered…and here that is.

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2021

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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If I had one tip of advice for you, use the internet for its sole purpose….to look at titties…because all these conversations hitting us at every angle about nonsense that doesn’t effect or affect or I-Fect or INFECT our daily lives is just a fucking downer…

Think about your failures, like not getting into Bitcoin to buy drugs and guns on the dark web…..10 years ago….

Think about not not getting into the sex toy business now that girls everywhere show off their dildos like they are new cars, jewelery, designer purses…

Think about all the app ideas you had that others have done and left you with nothing..

You know, if you’re going to hate yourself or be angry, it might well be over your own mistakes, not other bullshit you’re not involved in and can’t control…

You could have VERY easily become a bitcoin millionaire, a dot com millionaire, and instagram brand sex toy millionaire…but instead you are you…and I am me…and together we suck dick together but not actual dick we’re not that woke.

Even if they want you watching porn, otherwise it would be illegal…you know keep you dumb with your dick in your hand…at least it’s more fun that all that angry shit…unless you’re into angry porn in which case…fuck off.

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Iris Law is Now a TikToker
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IG Model Ashley Kolfage Goes Golfing in a Mesh Top and Short Skirt
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Amazing Topless Model in Boots!
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When Caught Eating Gross
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Miley Doing Good For Gucci
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Laci Kay Somers is In Her Own Lane
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Model Dagmara for Obsessive Lingerie!
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The Home Alone Baby
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Interesting Moving Truck
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Olivia Munn’s Selfies!
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Renee Murden in Lingerie
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Naked Eric Andre…
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Incredible Vertical Takeoff Of A Boeing 747
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Kyra Sedgwich shares hilarious story of being a Tom Cruise’s house in the 90’s
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Miranda Kerr and Katy Perry Share More than Just a Baby Daddy!
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Model Taylor Brumann Posing
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Benches Clear During Indians-White Sox Game After the Softest Push in the History of Baseball
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Kristin Cavallari Drops Her Exploration Summer Line
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Virtue Signaling Olympics
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20 Great Sexist Ads
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Dancing on the Choppr Cam
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Rally Racing For Diecast Cars!
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The Life of Trap Jaw Ants
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Michael Cera and Amy Schumer doing Hulu Comedy Series together
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Nicole Scherzinger Does Latex Plaid!
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Nude Model Pixie!
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Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez Have Called it Quits
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His Girlfriend Has ‘Transitioned’ To Male And Now He Says He Feels Trapped In The Relationship
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Girls Getting Rid of a Rat
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Showering After Horror Movie Meme
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Stationary Glider
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Guy Boards The Wrong Uber Pool!
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Buzzy is coming back to Jeopardy!
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Saints TE Nick Vannett Popped the Question to His Beauty Queen Girlfriend
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Dude on the Jet Pack
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Bear Enters A House In Pasadena, Two Tiny Terriers Chase It Out!
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Norway’s Cruise Ship Tunnel Plan
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Johnny Manziel Sent Darren Rovell an Autographed Helmet With a Special Two Word Message
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Three Of The Baddest SUVs Go Head To Head!
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Luka Doncic Pulls Ridiculous Shot Out of His Ass to Beat the Grizzlies
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The 7 Worst Natural Disasters in History
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MASKHOLE
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Dog Jumps Right Into the Tub After a Walk
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Razor Sharp Reflexes Of Father Saves Child From Out Of Control Car!
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Hailey Bieber Gets Beauty!
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Justin Turner Destroyed a Fan’s Nachos With a Home Run Blast
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Taking Pictures in VR….
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Rob McElhenney is jacked
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Kate Hudson and Miranda Kerr Being Rich Washed Up Trash
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Jane Levy Topless Shoot…Kinda
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Young Stepmom Amelia Hamlin
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Miley Cyrus Gets her Wine On
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Chanel Jeffries in a Sweatsuit
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Megan Fox on the Streets
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Sara Sampaio Lingerie Catalog Pics
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Georgia Fowler’s Bikini Shoot
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Olivia Culpo in a Boat in a Bikini Top
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Natasha Lyonne is Scary on Set
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Joy Corrigan at a Photoshoot
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Big Girl Kesha
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Emrata in a Skirt on Set
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Eiza Gonazelez in a Photoshoot
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Barbara Palvin Catalog Lingerie Shoot
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Melissa Benoist on Set
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Pregnant Halsey Eats
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Worst Banana Smoothie
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Hot Girl in Black Thigh Highs
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Sex Move Of the Day – Pit Fucker…
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She’s Good Enough
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Public Masturbator Wants to be Caught
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Pink Dildo Pee
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EMS FUck
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First Pussy Magnet….
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Lots of Equipment
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Intentionally Caught Jerking Off
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Panties Around her Ankles for the Dildo Ride…
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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It’s The Dildo Show
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Tinder Fuck
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The Ball Drop
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Easter Bunny Still hard at Work
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2021

15

Apr

Madison Beer in the Right Shorts of the Day

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Madison Beer may be some weird creation of the internet or social media or youtube who made the real deal youtube money early on in the youtube money game…that was able to leverage that to the mainstream securing what I would imagine was a huge deal with a record deal that required very little work since she only released her first song, or maybe it was an album this year…she’s been chilling like a youtuber with a lot of money…basically being a socialite since singing her record deal…years ago…becoming paparazzi fodder cuz she has a hot body…

So, I have never heard her sing, I have never seen her youtube, I am here for the tits….and I guess these shorts…

I mean I say it all the time, but the pussy hugging, frontal wedgie, tight pants and shorts being jacked into cunt, is probably one of the hottest things happening in fashion out there, at least for me, because I like looking at pussy…and these shorts are GOOD….so scam or not, everyone’s a scam…at least I can stare at her pussy in shorts…which is really what life should be about, rather than all the other noise and drama that goes on out there…

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2021

15

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong may be a huge scam by the corporate shills that were trying to figure out ways to make more money and came up with “If we shame women for their granny panties, they’ll collective burn them and buy all new thongs, we just need them to think thongs are hot and granny panties are not”…..they succeeded…I am sure a billion dollar in thongs were sold per month since they made that move…but despite it’s flimsy design…the granny panty with the granny panty part cut out….it comes with an added feature…a bonus feature…a window into the soul of the women in the thong…because shit doesn’t cover their assholes…it’s just sort of grazes their asshole….allowing girls to show you their asshole..while pretending it’s a thong…BONUS FEATURE….

Which is why, I like doing these ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG POSTS weekly…so many girls in thongs showing you their asshole like they are showing you their thong…

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