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2021

15

Apr

Bella Thorne Ass of the Day

After seeing the condition of Bella Thorne’s Belly Button earlier in the week, which was terrifying, I’d link it but I am too lazy, it’s not like anyone reads this shit, but trust me, there was a white crust in the bella belly button that was either dried cum, fungus, mold, or just some dip that dried up in her..and regardless of what it was..it was vile….

So after seeing her belly button crust, her asshole is a scary thought….but I still like that this Disney Kid, who I am convinced still works for Disney and this is just part of the rebrand….like I think Miley still works for Disney and was part of the rebrand…they invested too much, own too much, it’d be easy to pretend their whole half naked, only fans shit is their own rebellion, but as puppets of an industry, it’s easier to believe that they are doing what they are told to stay relevant and relatable to the audience to keep their influence….

I’ve seen enough of these Disney kids transition to sexual beings, and it’s all pretty contrived and works like clockwork, meaning when they turn 17, they bust out bikinis and slutty workouts, at 18 they get naked…and keep getting naked in various degrees….where Bella Thorne is just more extreme but her OnlyFans is really just a tactic, since she’s not out there dildo-ing herself on it…cuz she doesn’t want to be kicked out of the mainstream….

MANIPULATION….but here’s her ass. Keeping celebrity and influencers a hybrid weirdness…

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2021

15

Apr

Isabella Fonte Lingerie in Alligator Alley of the Day

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Isabella Fonte is some TikTok girl who reminds me of the daughter of mobster in Long Island or some shit, but more importantly, she reminds me that not all that happens on TikTok is terrible, because this one is a professionally trained dancer, she does Ballet, and she gets half naked, and together she does ballet half naked….

I don’t know what this shoot is, but the boots in lingerie is amazing enough for me….sure seeing her wrap her legs around her neck in flexibility TikTok challenges is good, and is also what she does to get those followers and to make that internet money….but the weird corset and what could be sheer panties, cuz shit looks like you can see full pussy, is also good.

This is the kind of influencer or tiktoker we need, cuz she actually KNOWS how to dance and get half naked, rather than those other girls who just know how to get half naked….she wins.

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2021

15

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty…DROP!

It’s like MIC DROP…but less fucking queer because it’s the right kind of viral trend to bring into your day to day life because it involves tits..

Where MIC DROPs are just a billboard or neon sign with an arrow pointed at some asshole who thinks he’s made a great point and drops the mic to show how confident he is in that point to which I would argue if they were so confident in what they said, why they gotta use PUPPET fucking SHEEP things like MIC DROPS to close their argument…

I am anti-MIC DROPS….by idiots of the internet.

I am into TITTY drops…by babes of the internet even when they aren’t actual babes…they are still tits…

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2021

15

Apr

Allie Marie Evans Nude on the Toilet of the Day

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Allie Marie Evans is apparently one of the people on Euphoria, not the trans, the fat, the latin, but the one who was only in one episode and probably had a very limited talking role, but what the fuck do I know…this is the first time I’ve seen her name an I just assumed she was Robert Evans’ granddaughter – RIP…. I read his biography a long time ago and when I see a new name I just assume they have famous ancestors….

I gues going for Robert Evans was the RACIST thing to do because I am assuming she’s WHITE….when she could very well be Faith Evans’ relative too….it’s a modern world people, stop jumping to conclusions…

I actually don’t give a fuck about this shoot, but she’s naked and taking a shit, even thought girls don’t shit…at least not in my world….so seeing them on the toilet means “having unwanted baby at prom”….it’s a hotter concept than feces…

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2021

15

Apr

Halle Berry No Panties of the Day

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Halle Berry is 54, and unlike other 54 year old women, she’s not wearing her absorbent pad or adult diaper to collect all her piss now that he menopause has made her bladder give out and her pelvic floor muscles or lack of them have made her pussy give out…but instead she’s more of a free dripper…you know just get on that skirt and let it drip down your leg like you’re still primal…or an untouched tribe in the Amazon that doesn’t have the luxury of adult diapers…

Halle Berry, unlike J.Lo, is actually hot at 54, which almost pains me to say because I know hormonally she’s a dude….but at least she was born with a pussy.

She’s presented as a beacon of hope to black kids, someone to look up to cuz she won an Oscar, but she’s also white….at least white enough for racist Hollywood to let her in and give her starring roles making her rich as shit with her hot set of tits I still remember from her nude movies.

I still appreciate Halle Berry, because despite popular belief, we’re not all racist…if a bitch is hot, she’s hot, the level of tan is irrelevant no matter what Hilary Clinton and CNN initiatives try to tell you.

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2021

15

Apr

Phoebe Combes 5th Element of the Day

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Phoebe Combes is some Australian model who isn’t even that popular or even that hot, but she’s skinny and does bikini content, which is why I post her pics…why not give some attention to a girl with a hot body who gets half naked on social media…it’s basically the whole point of the internet besides tracking us and driving outrage and hate…and it’s far more fun than either of those things…so HOT CHICKS it is…even when they aren’t even that hot…

This is some Fifth Element Mila Jovovich costume that brings back memories of getting my dick sucked in a drive-in theater BEFORE COVID forced Drive-Ins to have a comeback, back when Drive-Ins were the cheap as shit way to get your dick sucked at a movie…

I remember how popular that made Mila Jovovich and I remember girls of the era dying their hair stupid colors and dressing like they were from the future…raver club girl shit but for it to still be happening in Australia all these years later….I have to assume it was just released there because before globalization…different countries got different movies at different times and the world wasn’t the same collective asshole exposed to the same collective propaganda…and I miss those times….

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2021

15

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I call Tanlines “Nature’s Highlighter”….you know because I am so studious and when I was in High School I’d sniff Highlighters in attempts to get high while ignoring the idiot teacher spewing bullshit at me….because I was like “I don’t take you seriously teacher, look how lame your life is”…could you imagine devoting your life to working in a High School for a bunch of pieces of shit who are rude, ungrateful and disgusting….I can’t…

But I call Tanlines Nature’s Highlighter because a nice tan looks healthy, but a nice tan in a bikini or panties, leaves the good parts a lighter shade, making it pop so I know I’m seeing something that previously housed clothing…it’s like the MURDER SCENE CHALKLINE…but a little less creepy to jerk off to….right…

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2021

15

Apr

This is How J.Lo Does It and Other Videos of the Day

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Angry Over a Ticket

One Woman – One Chair

Cement Truck Loses Breaks…

Gatlinburg Bears Pay a VIsit…

Out of Control Cars

The Danish Medical Agent Fainting

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2021

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not against the vaccine, or the vaccinated but they are against the people not into the vaccine….

So naturally I’ve taken to laughing at the vaccinated people and it never ends well….even when it’s someone you know who has questioned you for the street drugs you’ve ingested, or the people who have advised you over your life not to join human medical trials for money even when the money was good….because when you say “HAHAHAH YOU ARE NOW THE EXPERIMENT”….they get so mad….they throw things like “IT IS FDA APPROVED”…..to which I say “Yeah, for emergency use, they haven’t studied it long enough to trust…oh and you can’t sue them if you get fucked up because of it”…..but then I realize, they are probably right, they have probably had this vaccine for 10 years, they just haven’t told us about it…because if you CREATE the VIRUS….you can SELL the CURE..

Think about the industry of PPE, VACCINES, PCR TESTS….I know someone who works on sets and they have to have COVID COORDINATORS….literally three idiots who didn’t have a job last year now working…

This is a BILLION dollar enterprise, and sure it kills small business, but it drives HUGE sales for BIG business and BIG business are the people on the boards of other business, in bed with politicians, and the whole keep family apart, even if Family is supposed to die for Family, stay online so you can be controlled, monitored and where cash becomes obsolete….

Then there’s CNN claiming to be propaganda to get Trump out and fear mongerers who hoped COVID was more devastating….

I know, who wants to talk about covid…BORING….but unhealthy lazy Americans, living in fear, getting more and more unhealthy despite reports saying exercise can protect against covid…surprising..right…IF YOU ARE HEALTHY you will respond better to viruses…

Then there’s the whole concept of what’s worse….dealing with an unknown virus that a lot of people who get it don’t know they have it….and the potential long term effects of that….or dealing with an unknown vaccine for an unknown virus the potential longterm effects of are unknown…..

I mean…remember…you can still die from basically everything else…so to be scared of dying is dumb shit….that gets in the way of living…

Trust no one, Corporate American business is Greedy and don’t care about you they never have…. so here are some morning LINKS…

J.Lo and A.Rod Call it Quits
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Nicole Scherzinger Does Latex
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Thandiwe Newton has Awoken
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The Baddest SUVs go Head to Head
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Restored Footage of 1902 Denmark
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Kristin Cavallari’s Summer Collection
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Hailey Bieber Gets her Glow On
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Gilder Stays Stays Stationary at 14k Feet
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Buzzy is Coming Back to Jeopardy
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Rally Racing for Diecast Cars is Cool
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Cam Girls Are Amazing…
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2021

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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What is the media hyping up now? Killing cops or Killing Colds…or both at the same time….

What is being pushed on you now? Kardashian endorsed products you don’t need or vaccines….

Maybe it’s cancelling gender, or racism, or transgender issues…

I’ve thought about it for a while and I think the ultimate troll would be to legally transition….but I guess it’s not so much a troll if I turn the site into my trans journey you’ll know I am faking it…..

The good news is that if I do go trans…my vagina will bigger than most trans…it’s already and inny and I am mr fucking Testosterone….

Don’t let them divide you…let them unite you unprotected with internal cumshot now that everyone is sterile from vaccines…

The truth can be painful so it’s easier to be a sheep….you better BAAA BAAA BAAA but don’t be a black sheep, that’s racist.

RIP to the internet,…..but first click these links….

Here are some stepLINKS….

On Set with Eiza Gonzalez…Amazing.
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Alexa Collins Collecting Seashells by the Seashore in a Skimpy Bikini
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Alexis Ren Stretching on a Rock
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Weird Acrobatic Stunt in Leggings
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Bieber’s Bodyguards Checked His Pulse During the Night cuz He’s a Pussy
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Meg Thee Stallion Sexy Cowgirl Video
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Gracie Hunt Dunks All Over Her Fellow Miss Kansas Contestants by Sharing Her Swimsuit Portion of the Pageant
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Street Pisser Gets What He Deserves
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Dua Lipa on the Private Jet
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Hooters Girl Eden Davis Got Behind the Wheel of Chase Elliott’s Race car
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Cop Getting Twerked On
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Bella Hadid Selfies Some Seriously Sexy Braless Bosom Action
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Saffron Barker in a Tight Top
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Hilarious – Radio DJ and Presenter’s Full Frontal
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Kate Upton and Eva Longoria Are Buying a Soccer Team
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How to Walk a Goose
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Husband’s Put a Boat in an Inflatable Pool
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Meet Lexi Griswold in this Interview:
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Former NFL Player Bachelor Comes Out!
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Inka Williams in a Bikini
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Weirdest Bike Fail
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Underwater Hockey is a Game….Check it Out
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Al Bundy Gets Hands on Muffin
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Madonna Just Bought a Mansion
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Bebe Rexha Plays Trumpet on TikTok
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Rams DT Aaron Donald is Facing Assault Charges After Allegedly Leaving a Man With a Badly Swollen Eye
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Crazy High Jumper
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Hot Lava!
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Tribespeople Try Pizza For The First Time!
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Aaron Rodgers Couldn’t Believe That Jeopardy Contestants Didn’t Even Attempt to Answer an Easy NFL Question
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Weird Car has Thousands of Toys Glued to it….
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15 Marvel Characters Based on Real People
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Julian Edelman’s Baby Momma Ella Rose Had a Special Reaction to His Retirement News
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Pat Sajak Gets Sassy with Vanna
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Bella Hadid Good Boobs
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Regular Guy VS NBA Player
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The Biggest Rabbits On Earth!
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Katy Perry Making her Comeback!
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Bikini Model at the Beach
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PGA Bowler Hits A 7-10 Split, Announcer Loses It!
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Doggo Won’t Let Friend Use A Massager On His Owner!
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Christina Aguilera is the Object of Health!
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The Winston Box for Every Big Man
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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From the Forum

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BTS of Irina Shayk for Victoria’s Secret Being Amazing
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Christina Aguilera Looking Hot
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Rihanna Leg Show
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Rita Ora Leaves the Gym
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Kirsten Bell Filming
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Ariel Winter Big Boobs in a Sweater
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Dianna Agron Stret Walking
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Rumer Willis in Leggings
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Kaia Gerber Leggings – Skinny Ass
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Bathroom Floor Messes
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Asses in Picture
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Great Jiggly Ass in Video
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Reddit Amateur Babe
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Clit Rubber
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Lathered Up Monster Tits
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TikTok Dildo Ride for China
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Fit BOOTY
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Vagina Of the Day
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Just a Girl Peeing on the Mirror
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Just Two Girls Masturbating Together
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100 People Having a Shitty Day….
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Some Girl’s Private Snap
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All Hands on Deck
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Kitchen Fuck
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Life Changing Squirt…
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Another Weird Amateur Fuck
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Just Fisting Herself
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Weird Couple Fuck
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Gripping the Dildo
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Three Pee-ers Outside Squirty Missouri
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Photoshop or Human Fleshlight
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Dance Class Dildo Time
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Wheelchair Bobby Impregnates Goth Hooker
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Sucking the Dildo
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Weird Dick Suck
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Blonde Nude Model
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Robot Fucker
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Sophia Grey Nude Shoot
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Girl and her Transparent – Not Tranny – Dildo
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