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2021

30

Apr

Christa B Allen Rock Hard Nipple of the Day

Christa B Allen….is not P. Allen Smith…yes, I watch PBS and I think he’s great…far better than Christa B Allen, who is a 29 year old who pretends to be an ACTOR because she was in some Jennifer Garner movie where she played a young Jennifer Garner, which isn’t saying much, since Jennifer Garner is so old….but more important…not very hot…so being a young Jennifer Garner in a movie translates to be anyone under 40 who is average looking at best….and willing to be a doormat to Ben Affleck cuz of groupie shit…

ANYWAY…she gets naked on social media for attention which is why she’s got 500k followers…and apparently she’s on TikTok where she has over 1 million followers…all while being someone no one knows because we never saw 13 going on 30…

ANYWAY…the nudes on instagram are always fun, even when done in some weird silhouette that you can still see the shape of titty and angle of nipple…and despite it reminding me of some elementary school Christmas pageant performance behind the white sheet…it makes her tits look good and I guess that’s how you get to that 1,000,000 followers on TikTok….you know influencer shit built from being in a movie once…it’s that easy.

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2021

30

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Titty Top of the Day

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If you seen my celebration of Ireland Baldwin tits over the last few months, you’ll know that I’ve given into Ireland Baldwin and I will no longer point out her potential issues, weirdness, massive but proportionate size, I think she’s over 6 feet tall, which I guess would make her a perfect height to be a model, if it wasn’t for that social climbing Christian cousin of her parading the Baldwin name around with A-List pop stars, and A-List pieces of shit instagram models…..so instead she’s gone to rehab a few times, has prison tattoos…BUT THE TITS…which is really what we’re here for….

I am into celebrity kids as a concept, the idea of being raised famous is hilarious, living life as “My parents are” kind of shitty, except when it opens every single door for you, even if people generally think Alec’s a piece of shit…in part for his treatment of his daughter on that voice mail….in part because of his liar wife who sugar babied him and got addicted to making babies with his sperm to never be apart from him…you know to always be affiliated with him…where her main focus is to be his number one groupie and suck up to him to coddle him….but yeah…people care about Ireland cuz of her dad, and they barely care about Ireland despite her dad, and probably should because of the tits…it’s that simple..

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2021

30

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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How dare the lingerie manufacturers produce a product that is so repressive towards women….one so repressive to women that they don’t even know it is repressive to women….the silent oppression man…worse that obvious oppression because the victims are out here spending their hard earned money on fishnets for some social pressure to be sexy…without even thinking that it is symbolic of them, as women, being entrapped in the nets of the patriarchy…trying to appease the misogynistic man….all while being compared to a fish…because pussy can smell like fish…

CANCEL FISHNETS…or don’t….

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2021

30

Apr

Motorcycle Slut of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Face Mask…

A Viral Video in Brazil…

Hero of the Day

Bad Smelling Fish Challenge

Van Damme Move

Crazy Helicopter Landing

Fishing with a Rifle

Car Crashes and then Gets Dragged Under Truck

Backyard Monster Truck Rally

Worker Fails

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You have to assume that the influencer movement was an intelligence initiative to train retards into following other retards who just happen to be smarter retards because they can monetize their retard shit while inflating their retard egos and fueling their retard narcissism….getting those retards addicted to the lifestyle and the money and since they are retards they can be bought by the highest bidder so that their retard audience can buy into their money grubbing sell out lies…it makes for a great place to spread bullshit…

Bullshit about politics, social issues, products to use….

Bullshit with their fake followers, lies, and nonsense fake it til you make it cuz you’re fake and some of them make it….the photoshopped existence of retards…

Here are some morning links for the hangover…

Miley Cyrus Making Out with a 17 Year Old…and Not Getting Arrested For It…Weird
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ONE Championship Fighter Ekaterina “Barbie” Vandaryeva Wore Heels Before Stepping Into the Ring
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Hot Model Lyena Strama’s Round Up
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IG Model and 49ers Fan Katie Williams Enjoyed the NFL Draft
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An Alternate Sopranos Ending with Edie Falco and Gandolfini was Shot…..
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Girl Loses Her Job Over Plane Bullshit
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Scorpion Spear in Real Life
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‘Professional’ Call of Duty Player FaZe Banks Makes Himself Look Like A Fool At GameStop!
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Anne Douglas is Dead
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Get the Grill On the Go
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Cam GIRLS!
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2021

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Does anyone blame circumcision for gender dysmorphia, you know your parents cutting off your dick sleeve….where you always felt if you still had it, you’d be more substantial of a man, so now you want to just cut the whole thing off…you know and invert it…and let other men stick their dicks in your weirdly hallowed out gooch….it’s all circumcision’s fault…mutilating baby dicks and such….

I like seeing the COVID VACCINE heroes out there talking about how AWESOME it is…and how the SIDE EFFECTS are totally worth it because it’s better than catching COVID….even though everyone I know who had COVID said it was a mild flu for a or two…even an old fat fuck I know with Diabetes was over it in 3 days….BUT OK….let’s all peer pressure into experimental meds like we were in high school and just found the stoners pencil case full of ACID tabs….I DARE YOU….NO I DARE YOU….

Not that I care about vaccines, I just care about idiots who brag about shit on the internet that is dumb shit to brag about…keep it to your damn self…I don’t talk about every bloody stool I pass…I KEEP it to myself..and you should too..

I saw that Canada is trying to pass a bill that will regulate the internet like it was the TV or Radio….and all websites, youtubers, social media influencers will be under the helpful hand and watchful eye of our good frined the Government, meaning they can take over, delete, block, ban, fine, who the fuck knows what else any site, youtuber, influencer who posts shit they don’t like, agree with or believe in….you may even need some government issued license to have a website…whatever that means….it’s already sounding too expensive for me….

So what that means for you, or for me, is that we’ll hope no one notices this site…they haven’t noticed the site in 18 years, why would they now…..and I don’t mean the government, I mean anybody….I WRITE TO MYSELF…does this site even exist?

Well, here are links anyway,.

Candice Swanepoel Getting Trippy in a Bikini
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Christina Nadin Poses in Bra Top…
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BOOTY FLASHER
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Christina Aguilera’s Tank Top and Jeans
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Swallowing a Whole Hot Dog
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Camille Kostek Bikini
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Zita Vass Topless!
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Anya Taylor-Joy Cleavage
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Elliott Page
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Bri Teresi Works on Her Swing and Her Wet T-Shirt Contest Skills in the Rain
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Fatty on the Tube
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Model Climbing Trees Nude!
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Mac Jones Spent the Night Before the NFL Draft Smashing Injectable Donuts and Golf Balls With His Girlfriend
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Japanese Stunt Teams
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On Set with Dove Cameron
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Nata in Artistic Nudes
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Carrier Break and Landing F-18
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Winning at Wheel of Fortune…
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WWE’s Mandy Rose Takes a Peak Inside the Fridge in Her Underwear and Knee High Socks
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Idiot on a Boat
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Flying a Drone in a Crater
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Gina Carno Showing Skin
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5 arrested in Lady Gaga’s dog walker shooting
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Dog Wants to Play
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Harper Takes the Baseball to Face
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Turkish Ice Cream Man Meets His Match
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Chief Keef’s Baby Momma Slim Danger is Back and She’s Now Claiming She Aborted OBJ’s Baby
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Willow Smith comes out as polyamorous
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Dad’s Fire Prank for the Win
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Kate Upton in Leggings
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Brazilian Bull vs Parked Car…
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Ladder of Fireworks
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Halsey selling her LA home before she has baby
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Cats New game
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Britney Spears in a Bikini!
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Tim Tebow Recently Worked Out for the Jaguars, As a Tight End
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Vaping Purple
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Jonah Hill and Zoe Kravitz Together in Black Sweaters
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Kathleen Turner is Fucking With Michael Douglas
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Julianne Hough in a Bikini with her Booty Out
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Own Your Weekend and Find Adventure Now.
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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From the Forum

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Frida Aasen in Model Magazine
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Hailey Bieber in Vogue
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Olivia Holt in a Photoshoot
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Miley Cyrus in Architectural Digest
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Tits in a Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez in Leggings
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in a Bathing Suit
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Rat Cow on the Streets
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Victoria Justice Big Tits in a Sports Bra
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Irina Shayk Skirt on the Streets
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Ashley Benson Legs
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Kate Middleton in Jeans
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From stepSMUT!!

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On a Swing
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People Having a Shitty Day….
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Lesbian Squirt
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Reasons to Not Get Married
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Life of the Party
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Dildo in Ass
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Granny Gets Wild…..
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Suction Dildo
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Natasha Nice Bubble Bath!
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Elle Anna Nicole Nude
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Friends Helping Friends!
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Crystal Beddows Big Tits…
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Tail of Two Cities…
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Christina Running Around Naked on the Beach
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Water Park Sluts
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Pushing!
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Athlete Sex Tape…
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Big Cleavage Girls
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Fishnet Show
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Tinder Girl….
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Camping Bush
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Riding Dildo
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Public Porn Hack
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MILF!
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Wetness…
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True Blue Sheila Gets a Facelife
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Best beer tap
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Big Toys. Big Dreams.
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2021

29

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I remember when I was about 10 years old, new to the culture and the people, and being taught what a red eye moon was. It was at some camp retreat bullshit thing where we spent two nights doing shit like sing-a-longs and fucking nature walks and canoeing…some charity bullshit…and the first night, the teacher, who was our 50 year old school teacher, decided to teach us what a red eye moon was…so here’s motherfucking pulling down his pants and spreading his asshole…screaming RED EYE MOON to a bunch of 10 year olds…and at one point I remember him taking a paper towel roll and farting through it….and within minutes all the other kids started doing “RED EYE MOONS” too…I didn’t…because I was harder to manipulate even back then…because I didn’t mind being the outsider who didn’t show his pervert teacher his asshole in the weirdest sexual predator game ever….I was smarter than that…but I was scarred by all I saw that day….trauma…trigger warning…here’s some asshole…be careful if you’ve been fooled by the RED EYE MOON trick the kids in my class were tricked by too….

I’m just taking shit, I don’t get traumatized, that she was fucking criminal though, I am still into assholes, looking at assholes, smelling assholes, fine dining on assholes, being an asshole…and these assholes are good…

BUT THEY AREN’T ASSHOLE PICS….they are THONGS pics…The asshole pic, without it blatant asshole pic, because there are thongs involved, I guess that makes it a low key red eye moon….one you’d want to see…

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2021

29

Apr

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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Whomst?

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Posted in:Willow Shields

2021

29

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Losers drop mics or make “mic drop” jokes….that other losers laugh at like it’s the funniest thing in the fucking world because people are idiots and like familiar jokes…you know quoting movies…do the “BORAT”….that shit used to drive me fucking crazy….but it’s not about those people…it’s about these people and these people drop tits or make “titty drops”…because gamify flashing your tits and if you’re into familiar things or being involved in things OTHER people are doing because it’s less scary than doing somethng original…hence a world of lemmings….

So girls with big tits who know they should flash the tits, and girls with small tits who are happy with their small tits and want in on the fun, come together for the titty drop and I’m about staring…it’s why they do it you know…

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2021

29

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Got Them Titties On of the Day

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When you’re a Disney Kid who needs to reinvent yourself as a girl the other girls her age can relate to…instead of the annoying fucking Disney Kid I am sure she was…

You know since all Disney Kids seem like they are overly excited…hopped up on MDMA or other CHILDHOOD industry standard drugs they give them to perform at their ultimate level….all cheesy and marketable….safe for work and everything….almost animatronic in their delivery of everything….”ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN”….

Until they decide to let them run their career into their 20s, and they need to make them a little more human and a lot less obnoxiously happy, you know give them layers of torment…and trauma…edginess and substance….send them off to Brooklyn to make slutty selfie content so girls in middle america who grew up with her feel like she’s one of them…

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