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Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2021

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are amazing every day, not just on Tuesdays, it’s just that I do a round up of Tiny Tit women who are proud of their tiny tits, which I think is an important cause when I hear shit like girls on TikTok taking fat pills to get fat asses like Kardashians, or 16 year old girls getting tit implants with their parental consent for their instagram feed…I guess better than cutting dick off…or taking hormones to be the opposite gender they want to be because that’s something far weirder that getting a set of tits…but the truth is that smaller tits are statistically hotter, so there’s a better chance of finding good small tits than good big tits cuz good big tits can have so many things go wrong…while good small tits just come stock with the small tits and bad small tits are more rare than bad big tits…it’s science just believe me…you dumb fuck titty addicts..

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2021

May

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is one of the best out there…at least according to me…which like an OSCAR is meaningless…no one cares what I think…

But she is celebrity rich kid, famous because of her parents, forced into this life where she originally got her start being this beachy babe in a surf relationship, you know that instagram content that is popular, safe for work and boring….only instead of becoming the next beachy bitch from instagram, she was sent to rehab at least once, came out each time with more and more prison tattoos, and in this version of her, which is a little edgier, trashier and thus more amazing than when she got her start..

I used to make fun of her for being 7 feet tall and 200 pounds, but that means her tits are bigger than your head….

I used to make fun of her for her dad being an asshole, but that’s got nothing to do with her, it just may cause daddy issues, but every girl has daddy issues…

So my new approach is just to stare at her monster tits, cuz she matters, sure it’s thanks to her parents mattering but she didn’t ask to be born losers…it just happened..

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2021

May

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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I like to think that Rita Ora only exists because of the dudes she’s had sex with. I am sure she likes to think she exists because 10 years ago, she landed a multi-million dollar record deal, only to be kicked off the label because Rihanna hated her, forced to never make music again, but at least she got to keep that pile of money…

We only know her American launch because she was fucking Rob Kardashian before his mom fired him from the family empire, Calvin Harris her UK hitmaker, yet she never made hits….and whoever the fuck else she fucked over the years while attending every event and using every paparazzi opportunity she could get to matter.

She’s now hosting shows in Australia, super high profile and apparently fucking Taika Waititi, the guy from What we Do in the Shadows, Jojo Rabbit and most recently Black Beard…don’t ask me why I know this…blame Rita Ora’s hot tits, even now that she’s older and sloppier, they are still hot tis and I’ll be a forever fan even if she doesn’t do all that much…

Now the real question is whether TAIKA took this pic and if so, where’s the CUM stain…

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2021

May

Phoebe Price Lingerie of the Day

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It’s been way too fucking long since I last posted a Phoebe Price content piece. I don’t use social media and she doesn’t send me anything over email like she used to do…which hurts my feelings…but I guess I’m not relevant enough for Phoebe Price…which is pretty much the level of relevance I have…none.

I am a fan of Phoebe Price and all she’s done trolling the paparazzi and becoming the lowest level celebrity from doing publicity stunts wearing insane outfits in the places the paparazzi hang….where real celebs hide from the paparazzi when they don’t call the paparazzi…Phoebe was stalking them and going through their trash….to get in with them….and that is funny.

She wasn’t as good at translating that to her IG feed, even with the option of fake followers, gaming the system…because you need to be a digital marketer, you can’t just expect that things will happen for you because some asshole photographer gets your insane pics in a tabloid…

I don’t know if she sells her nudes, but I’ve been wanting to see her sex tape for 10 or more years, so hopefully that’s the direction she goes…because at 50 years old…she still looks good to me…THOSE TITS huge…

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2021

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s Tight Pants Tuesday….which doesn’t mean ladies of the internet who in other times would be called ladies of the street…because it is a new form of prostitution…they call it “CONTENT CREATING”….and “INFLUENCING”…but it’s really “Look at my asshole for money or brand deals”….where the amount of asshole they show you depends heavily you monetize from your pervert fans, vs legitimate brands, because the brands typically avoid the full asshole posting girls…unless they are actual celebs…it’s all so confusing but since we all live behind a screen now…nothing new to me,..I’ve been a hermit for 17 or 18 years…hence why these lockdowns don’t phase me….this has been the life…but yeah now that everyone is living behind a screen…VIRTUAL life, VIRTUAL realty…we need all the tight pant selfies possible and if you’re a girl into tight pants, and all seem to be, you gotta put it on the internet because wearing it to Walmart’s not enough reach….your audience awaits the tight pants and since we don’t geographically live in the same shit town as you, we rely on your posts….

What I am saying is LOT os tight pants being worn…being displayed….and I like it.

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2021

May

Florida Bikini Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

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Backyard Wrestling Champion

Gun to Encourage You to Get Rid of Your Guns – WHO NEEDS THOSE? LOL.

How to End the Party

Big Gut Lady

I hope the bull killed this cunt

Just a Dude in the Parking Lot

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2021

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you’re not interested in making friends or impressing people at a dinner party, be sure to ask the women you’re with what position they’d choose to be raped in. Not because you’re a rapist, but because you like hypotheticals, like asking “if a killer home invaded and made you choose between your kids, which one would you choose” only the rape version. My hypothesis would be that 99 percent of women would choose from behind because you don’t see your assaulter and can pretend it’s just bad violent sex, I doubt many would choose missionary or facing the predator and I am sure less than 0.01 percent would choose rising the rapist to give him the best Sex of his life in hope of making him love women….you know show him a good time….but I guess we will never know because you can’t ask the hard hitting questions for the sake of research…..especially when it is about rape…even if rape is an ancient human as the pyramids…and even if it doesn’t mean you’re into violence or sexual assault…because I’m not…I actually think all that violent porn should be illegal as it offers no value and is disturbing because I am a believer that we need more romance in the world..romance cures all….

That said….

Here are some morning links….

Donna D’Errico is Looking Amazing
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Iris Law Starts a Cooking Channel
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Natalie Eva Marie Was Trending on Twitter After Her Return to the WWE Was Announced
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Night Court is Getting a Reboot
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Christen Harper Wrapped Up Her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fitting
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David Blaine VS Harrison Ford
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Kick The Bucket Prank
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SWAT Officer Joins Airsoft Match, Owns Everyone!
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The Story Behind The Taxidermist Of “Stoned Fox” From Meme To Fugitive!
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The World’s Longest Kite Also Weighs A Massive 500kgs!
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First casting photo for Season 1 of That 70s Show in 1998
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Woman Scams A Streamer By Pretending To Be A Waitress!
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Rare Clip Of Scarlett Johansson’s Audition For Jumanji!
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Awkward Seduction Scene from Dougie Howser.
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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May the 3rd be with you…..Just practicing for nerds tomorrow…

I saw Bill Gates and Manlinda Gates are getting divorced….fighting over vaccines, or killing the world off, is what I assume…conspiracies aside he’s probably the worst OCD nerd to be around…his Netflix PR scam documentary didn’t fool me…I was like “why don they want us to like these people”….now I know….

As a child with no access to anything I always thought we were an alien experiment…church and religion alien…just ants in a colony, dolls in a doll house. Not a simulation run from a super computer on Saturn but basically that

Remember…if you keep your population stupid, smarter people will take over….so don’t be stupid….

Remember…If the TV tells you to do something, you should probably NOT do it…

The trans calling Bruce Jenner Anti Trans is funny….you can’t be anti trans if you cut your dick off for the cause…..Trans can such bitches…..She was probably on HIS period….? HUH…

Like Vagina lips filled with fluid from riding a bike seat too hard…Here are some stepLINKS…

Billie Eilish Switches Up her Look for Lingerie.
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Porn Star Teanna Trump is Eyeing Broncos Draft Pick Patrick Surtain
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie in the Mirror
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Paige VanZant’s Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship Debut Reportedly Didn’t Sell Many Pay-Per-Views
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Dumb Girl – Dumb Stunt
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Jojo Goes Live…
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Faith Schroder Dances in a Thong Bikini
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Sports Hottie of the Day!
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Paige Spiranac Goes Hard On Leg Day!
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Lingerie Bowl Chick Chugging a Beer…
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Sharp Shooter.
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Miley Cyrus in a Pink Shirt
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Brie Larson Does a Booty Workout
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Zach Wilson’s Girlfriend is Ready for New York
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Kara Del Toro Takes Selfies
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Charlotte Lawrence Topless in a Thong Picking Fruit
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Playing the Dog Tongue
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Silly Wine Labels
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J.J. Watt Taught His Wife How to Golf
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Girl Testing Out the Worst Filter
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Timothée Chalamet will host this years Met Gala
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Chicken Hitches A Ride On A Car!
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Jessie James Decker is Eyeing Summer in Her Thong
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Jojo Goes Live
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Idiot on a Mini Bike
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Dolly Parton and Sally Field Remember Olympia Dukakis
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The Royal Marines LLC Testing Out The Gravity Jet Suit!
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Rachael Ostovich Gets Her Megan Fox On
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Underwater Training
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Hail Breaks Through The Walmart Skylights In Oklahoma
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Making A Scale Model Of A KTM 1190 RC8 Bike With Paper!
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Volcanic Eruption Seen In Reykjavik, Iceland
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Responds to Winning the Draft
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Mountain Bikini Champion Face Plants
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Russian Missile Test Fails Like Failed Fireworks!
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Tsunami Wave Heights Get Compared In 3D
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Bills Third-Round Pick Jumps Through a Table
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Idiot Does a Stunt that Doesn’t Workout
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Dog Gets Very Jealous When Cat Gets Cuddled
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Guinness World Record Of The Longest Hoverboard Flight!
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Khloe Terae has an Only Fans!
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Man Bun Man Does a Flip
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Taylor Panirau Nude on the Beach!
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Christina Aguilera Fan Does her Look Well
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Fireman Rescues Tiny Kitten and Breaks Down…
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Barbara Corcoran Gets a Booty…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Jennifer Lawrence Overrated Trash in Shorts
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Shay Mitchell Hot Street Walker
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Kendall Jenner Fit Body in Leggings
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Tana Mongeau Showing Panty
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Vogue Williams in a Dress
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Selena Gomez on the Red Carpet at a Vax Event….Which is Fucked
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Vanessa Hudgens in the Desert
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Avril Weird Fucking Midget
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Sophie Turner in Shorts
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Olivia Munn Over Botoxed and Filled in Pyjamas
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J.Lo Looks Like a Fucking Skeleton with her Tits Out at Some VAX Event for the Idiots
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Rita Ora Looking Weird
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Adam Levine’s Bleached Hair for the Conspiracy Theories
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From stepSMUT!!

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What the Geyser…
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Reddit Amateur
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Butt Bongos WTF
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Girl Goes Deep
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Dildo Ride – Tits Out!
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A Bunch of Booty
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Sweaty Asshole
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Gabbie’s Big Tits
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Pink Dildo
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23 People Having a Shitty Day
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Brazilian Woman Want the World’s Biggest Natural Butt!
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Storage Bin Things!
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Mental Mondays
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Filling the Bathtub
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Feathered and Fucked
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Gyrating on a Dildo
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Heavenroque in the Car
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Sluts at the Waterpark
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Shower Door Dildo!
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Hot Naked Jenny Q
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Cleavage!
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The Tartan Special
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Flashing at the Mall
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Naked Campers
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Black Thong Dildo Ride
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Butt in the Face
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Hot Girls in beanies
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Lingerie Rider!
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Dumb Tattoos Get Fucked
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First Day of Whore School
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Car Rides
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Hipster Dick Suck
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They Call This the Internet’s Hottest Hookup
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Chubby Things!
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Girls and their Anal Toys
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Keep Panties On
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Fucked with a Stiletto
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Toy Sucker
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Fetish of the Day
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2021

May

Ashley Benson Nude Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson, who got stupidly famous on social media because her show was a hit show when instagram was first going viral and people needed to find people to follow when most celebs weren’t onto it yet….but the CW network made sure their stars were on because it was a way to connect with fans and sell ads….so she’s got 21 million followers….despite having not done much besides Cara Delevingne in the last 5-10 years her show has been over….because she doesn’t need to…

Anyway, in those 7 years she was pretty fucking sloppy looking, always with a set of big tits but also with a body you’d expect a girl with big tits to have because the body always grows into the tits…we call it the Jennifer Love Hewitt effect….some call it the Kate Upton effect….older people call it the Anna Nicole Smith effect…but she was always bigger…you like she’d basically given up and was living on her investments or TV show earnings,

Thanks to fucking a model, if you consider Cara Delevingne a model, which I assume most people do, even if I don’t…she got inspired to get fit…or to starve herself or most likely got some of her poo transplanted into her lesbian asshole..from their lesbian sex.

Research has proven that skinny people have different enzymes in their poo thanks to their gut biome. something you can get if you eat a skinny person’s poo, which I would assume is the main sex acts lesbians can do with not having a dick….because girl’s looking fit…or skinny..maybe just not as soft….and still has tits…which is fun for a bikini selfie!

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2021

May

Kristen Dunst Panty Flash of the Day

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I still like Kirsten Dunst…I liked her when she first got her start and had those big tits on her skinny frame…I don’t remember what movie I first saw her where I decided I was into it…but it happened….her scraggle tooth never scared me….then there was the era of her looking unshowered and disgusting, I think we used to do a Kirsten Dunst death watch because she was slowly getting more and more absorbed in the hell that is hollywood, but she took a shower, got her shit together and has since been in at least one series as a 40 year old that was about Florida Pyramid Schemes in the 80s….but that was also a casualty of COVID…

She’s currently has a baby with Meth Damon, the Matt Damon who went to Space looking actor, and here is a little panty flash in a skimpy dress…which despite being grossed out by motherhood and all that her vagina has been through all these years…is still worth staring at because I’ll assume they are clean enough, which isn’t saying much, since clean enough is a totally subjective measurement and for a pervert like me doesn’t mean very clean….or fresh out of the washer clean….but rather “clean enough”….to be a COVID mask I’d happily wear while walking alone outside like an asshole…

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