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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

Apr

McKayla Maroney Distracted Driving With Her Tits Out of the Day

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This a distracted driving selfie by gymnast who literally did a distracted driving ad for an insurance company because all these people are full of shit and contradict themselves to get paid….but it’s funny that this ad dropped less than a week ago….

Your Olympic Hero…and survivor of what I would think is a horrible sexual assault from a fucking monster who was potentially employed or contracted, directly or indirectly by the American government to churn out Gold Medal winners so that they can take on their Russian Counterparts in the Olympics, to prove that America is the land of the free who hates communism….the ongoing Cold War narrative of both nations trying to be the best….so they turn a blind eye to the doctors contracted by the organization when they finger teen girls who are there for a leg injury…it’s a crazy fucking story….and I still blame the parents….but they probably rationalize it as “look how good that turned out for our baby Maroney…she’s god the medal, the brand partners, and years of trauma to work through….a small price to pay…at least that’s probably what they say about it….or not….what do I know….I just know my kid’s not getting molested by a team doctor under any circumstance no matter how hot she is…..not that I have a daughter but you get what I am saying…and that is that if a girl is under 18….it’s on the parents…the protectors…I hope she hates them for it….BUT she’s famous, has fans and makes money because of it, so maybe she doesn’t care….just part of the process like a Disney kid…..

That said, here is her in a towel doing some selfies without the whole distracted driving shit….looking pretty good….

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2021

Apr

Whitney Cummings Gross of the Day

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I don’t like Whitney Cummings or her comedy, it’s a matter of opinion and I actually hate 99 percent of comedy because comedians never come across as cool people you’d want to hang with, but rather a group of losers you’d find practicing their jokes during lunch while the cool kids are busy getting high or their dicks sucks in the AV room…

I do like the Whitney Cummings marketed herself as a hot comic, confusing the nerd loser comics, who try so hard to be funny that despite being pathetic, pays off for them so that they can feel validated in being the losers that they are…but yeah, I like that she was the hot chick amongst the losers and it landed her TV shows and tons of money so that she can lay around in her pool in the lame feminist bikini they sell for the Free the Nipple Movement to make a point that banning nipples on social media is wrong….but banning any information about COVID or VACCINEs that goes against the government’s narrative is right…

What I am saying is she’s a blue haired….which is the worst kind of activist…

The most interesting this content has to offer is trying to figure out what this zoomed in lumpy bowl of oatmeal that is her thigh to pussy connector? Do you think she’s got some sort of Lymphoma? It does look like it could be from some lymphnode swelling…maybe an allergic reaction, or COVID…or even a SEX change…is that where her balls were before deciding to transition and become the comic you all jerk off to cuz she has tits and makes sex jokes…who cares…

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2021

Apr

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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There is no greater gift in this world that a Wet Spot Wednesday, so you can thank me for these later….even though I find them gross and I’m really not one of those dudes who finds any vagina gross…even those with random stinky discharge…I see it as being a tourist in a new place, on a new adventure, to experience a new thing….grab life by the balls kinds of thing….

That’s not to say I don’t know dudes who fear the pussy, who think pussies are ugly despite not being gays, and I just can’t relate…but a wet spot from the kind of lady you’d expect to post pics of wet spots, you know the carpeted basement apartment with Katana Swords on the wall level of fat retail worker in her 40s looking for a thrill….when out of context is just gross…but NOT GROSS ENOUGH.

I do this post as my own troll, mocking clickbait, that has made so many sites so much money….we call it sabotaging…if you’re negative…

The more optimistic out there will see it as a celebration of wet spots for the women creating the content and the men who are REALLY into this kind of thing, plus it’s strarting to trend into younger perverts, who happen to be all younger people, and the quality of wet spots are improving…I mean when you make 100k a month producing nudes on OnlyFans…you need different content ideas and apparently this is one of em….

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2021

Apr

Liquor Store Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Family Lets Bees Build Nest in Bathroom For Good Luck

Titties Get 15 Years!

Man Cuddles Black Panther…RIP CHADWICK

Anti Masker cuz Masks Don’t Work…

Car Thief Gets Gassed in Beverly Hills…

The Smoking COVID Dead Body

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2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I keep seeing all this Diversity hiring news like it’s a good thing…and I am like…the people who are diversity hires must feel like shit about being diversity hires because it totally discredits all they’ve worked for to be qualified for the job…

It’s like these companies are creating racism by white man saying “he will give races a chance”….instead of just giving all races a chance to be the best candidate for the job….

I wonder how many flights you’ve been on where you have cared or even noticed if your pilot was black, Indian, woman, we just care if they can fly the damn plane, and assume they can…..

When I used to trust doctors and go to the walk in clinic I’ve never noticed the ethnicity of my doctors or genders of my doctors…I just assume they are doctors…as I pull my microdick out shamefully to see if the growth on it is cancer, gangrene or because I took some internet tip to get stung by a bee on your dick a few hours before fucking to give it a swell only to not have found bees but instead a hornets nest…you know common mistakes..

Now you gotta ask “is this mother fucker even a doctor or did they put him here to fill quota”…and that doctor has to wonder if they were hired for being a good doctor or being a diversity and I can’t imagine that being something to be proud of….”got the job, yeah, cuz I’m black”…..totally discounting achievements and capabilities of those people…by reducing them to their race cuz it speaks to a twitter woke narrative that’s hypocritical and idiotic…but it a whole trend, diversity is an industry, business…they sell courses and experts and corporations are dishing out cash to get diversity compliant and the whole thing is fucking dumb….no one cares what your race is, we care if you’re a good person or a piece of shit, and statistically you’ll be a piece of shit, cuz all humans are…you know they are the problem…ALL the problems in this world…

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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I consider myself a romantic and I have to ask myself whether people still fall in love, now that the “courting” or “seduction” process has so many rules as to not creep out an overly eager girl….but more importantly doesn’t need to actually happen cuz you just have to swipe on a bitch who swipes back because whether she’s hot or not, she’ll still fuck…

Is Romance Dead?

Has it become a matter of ego plays to make these self involved assholes feel better about themselves, you know to add to their public profile, and if they get rejected, it hurts more than it used to, not because to love is to lose, or any other great love song lyrics, but because to be dumped and not do the dumping is to feel like the loser in the situation and for narcissists that must be hell..

Or is Romance dead because all the muppet faces everywhere….those can’t be humans…so do you kill them….or try to fuck them?

The internet is the love killer, but the pussy giver, which I guess is better….all while chasing AVATARS of other people, getting swept up in conversations you have with yourself via a screen, it’s all so empty and meaningless..But I guess so is traditional “Love” too…..there’s a reason everyone is a self involved asshole in their own silo trying to figure out scams….less headaches…plus you get anal sex on the first date with some monster that looks nothing like her pics, but at least she’s there for anal sex, without even having to go on a date….

OR you can just jerk off to porn, or influencers and not bother with humans…since they are the worst thing to happen to the earth…which I am sure is great for a fulfilling life of staring at a screen….

These are your idols people….. you deserve what you get….

TURN OFF THE INTERNET…but FIRST>..

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2021

Apr

Rita Ora Aint Got No Panties On of the Day

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I like Rita Ora, she’s another one of these Albanian popstars that I find suspicious, like maybe they were plucked out of the Albanian refugee camps in the late 80s and early 90s, only to be trained to be entertainers, but then you’d think Rita Ora’s career would be substantially better than it is if she was a product of grooming and conditioning for pop star life….it’s more likely that she just happens to be Albanian like the other Albanians because they can sing….it’s like going to Karaoke with a Filipino, their dialect or language allows them to hit notes so emulating american singers is a joke to them….at your next rub and tug ask them to sing while they jack you off…

Anyway, Rita Ora, the set of tits that could does have a lucrative career, she is super famous, and even if it has a lot to do with her tits, that doesn’t matter, and even if she wasn’t able to pull off being a legit popstar, at least she got the followers, record deal, and can pretend to be a popster just one without hits, so brands can still use her for marketing campaigns, and obscure networks in other countries can have her hosting their shows….it is a famous without doing much….but still doing more than most people getting famous now….cuz she does have talent and talents and stupid dances are secondary not her focal point…

What I am trying to say is nothing says Easter by an Orthodox Christian like this outfit….it’s like the resurrection of christ, only for limp dicks that find this hot…..to sniff….since there’s no panties on.

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2021

Apr

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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BELIEVE ALL SCIENCE….

According to at least 29 independent studies….men find girls with a hip to ratio hotter than boxy ass bitches…

So these girls are showing you their best waist to hip ratio…and yes, it is the internet and there is likely some doctoring, even your grandma probably facetunes herself, we’re at that level of living virtually through an Avatar and it’s not very exciting to be lied to, but not so bad if you just believe the lie because leaving the house is less exciting to you, since the girls don’t look as good as they do all photoshopped in the magazines…which makes me laugh, only because I remember when girls were human and not muppets and they’d be so offended with the media trying to pass off photoshopped Playboy pics as real…only to now be photoshopping them damn selves….while still complaining about unrealistic body expectations….while photoshopping themselves…while saying hose photoshopped other girls are and telling you not to buy into it…as they shrink their stomach, widen their hips while saving up to get ribs removed and Lipo….

It’s best to not try to understand the hypocrisy in basically everyone, but instead jerk off to their “artistic” renditions of themselves, it’s hotter than jerking off to court drawings or suspect sketches or worse….anime….

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2021

Apr

Kendall Jenner And a Cock of the Day

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I dont know if you’ve seen the uncensored Khloe Kardashian bikini picture that people are either mad about or rallying behind….by uncensored I don’t mean demonstrating her before and after penis enhancement pills….I mean unedited bikini pic that got accidentally posted where you see all her mangled scars and shit….looking all dumpy and monstrous and shit…not like the avatar version they all look like online wile running their billion dollar empire….but if you have seen that…google it….because the Kardashians are suing people who post it and as fun as that seems….it’s not worth it cuz she’s the monster one who gave hope to monsters everywhere by inspiring them to edit the shit out of their pics too….because they identify as hot chicks when they are ugly as fuck…you know…empowerment shit..

Anyway, I will post Kendall though, even if this is just an edited as fuck version of her, all pics on the internet are a lie, don’t believe this virtual life and TURN OFF THE NET…

But these edited pics of Kendall, even if they are fake, a lie, a cartoon version of her, are the best thing the Kardashians have to offer, I mean other than Bruce’s Female Ejaculation tutorial videos….and since they aren’t going anywhere…we might as well stare at the best of the worst that is likely still the worst!

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2021

Apr

Bella Thorne Not Wearing Pants of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a lot of fun…

I have an internal struggle, not about whether she’s self made or part of a master strategic plan by her team….but an internal struggle about why I bother writing this site….and obviously she’s part of a master strategic plan by her team.

Sure, there are kids who launch youtubes, who understand marketing, digital marketing, monetization, all that other shit that I don’t understand and contribute to my internal struggle about updating this site….

But Bella Thorne is not one of those kids….and sure, if she was a one of those kids, she’d have a lot of success with doing the same tactics they do, thanks to having been put together by Disney, trained by Disney, with followers from Disney…..BUT why would Disney or her management that invested in her to be whatever she is ever let her go….

It’s far more likely that they saw what the youtubers did, knew they needed to compete, knew they had Bella Thorne ready to launch, and sexualized her, made her relateable, had her on all platfroms that kids go….all to get the fans to stick by her, trick them into thinking it is legit, so they watch her movies and buy her merch and music and whatever…because why would they ever let an earner they’ve invested go….not to mention she’s been trained to take direction and in being an actor this is all an act…

What it comes down to is who cares, she’s pantseless…

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