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2021

19

Mar

Maddie Ziegler Braless of the Day

I just saw a 300 pound girl with the sloppiest tits running for the bus with her jacket open, braless, full downward dog nips….and I thought to myself that this generation of queer weirdos making fat girls think it’s hot enough to wear a fucking crop top wife beater…despite her stretch marks from being fat…not being some empowered mother…just a young and lazy fat girl….and I was almost MAD at the whole braless thing….it was a “COME ON!” moment…because when you don’t leave the house, these slutty styles aren’t tainted by the fat normals who partake…but real life is just so much fucking more painful than the fantasy world we have behind the screen….

So, in conclusion, now that I am back on the screen, I can say with confidence, that Maddie Ziegler, Sia’s dancing child from a dancing child reality show, now 18, has brought back my faith in the system, at least when it comes to normalizing “SHOWIN ME THE TITTIES!”….

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2021

19

Mar

Greer Grammer Gets Gay of the Day

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So Greer Grammer and Kristen Davis, who’s VAGINA, I have seen, are together in some movie where they play lesbians, because as you know, a movie is not a movie unless there’s a 2SLGBTQRST people or storyline involved…it’s a strategy to either promote same sex marriage, unlike the POPE, because it’s part of a population control agenda…or it’s a strategy to make lesbians feel included in the world of cinema…even though you could argue that lesbianism is just a myth and girls who are together are only together due to perversion…as they fuck each other with plastic dick objects…despite hating real dicks…it’s confusing…but to analyze it is to get yourself cancelled…that’s where we are at..

So yeah, every story can be reworked with gay characters, Hollywood likes the oppportunity to pander and recycle scripts by just taking the straight storyline and making it gay….so no everything is gay….even you…

I have liked seeing girl on girl since going to college parties when they’d do this for attention….before realizing that attention was no longer good and was instead creepy men fetishizing them…..so I’m into all these actresses going dyke to show they care about inclusivity or for the paycheck….like finding out your best friend from highschool is a male stripper who gives handjobs to old guys….always hilarious!

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Posted in:Greer Grammar

2021

19

Mar

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt Friday…..the day where we collect images of women who are on their knees with their arched backs all in efforts to make their asses look better for that selfie cuz you don’t see how uneventful they may be….you know some of these asses in any other pose may not be the ass you want them to be…they may be fat, they may be flat…they may be cellulite ridden…but when stretched out they can be more substantial, impressive, and better to drive those sales to your fan pages….kinda like when you attach weights to your micro dick and see it stretch at least 5 inches….doesn’t mean you got that 5 inch dick you’ve alway dreamt of Tiny, it’s just a FUCKING illusion…but under the internet circumstances…WHAT isn’t an illusion…right.

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2021

19

Mar

Chanel West Coast Titty Grab of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is some MTV secondary character from back when MTV decided to say fuck it to music videos, people had YOUTUBE for that, but instead do shitty reality TV, and I guess it was popular enough for her to launch a rapping career or at least allow her to exist and live off the barely famous low level fame….which should remind you if you have the opportunity to do a reality show, it could change your fucking life and allow you to kick back and relax all day, everyday….because people are into that shit…

You know, so you have all the time in the world to grab your titties on social media to keep the fans happy so they don’t mass unfollow you, even though they never mass unfollow you, that social media follow is for life…and until INSTAGRAM disappears…we’re stuck with the current “high followed” people….because they are relevant..even when they aren’t…but at least they get slutty.

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2021

19

Mar

Emma Roberts Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know if Emma Roberts is still pregnant or pregnant again, I just know that she’s pregnant in these random pics I just came across, and that should be very exciting for all of you perverts, who are into the whole ready to drop thing, knowing that pregnancy may be a thing of the past, in this new and modern normal, where basically women won’t be making babies anymore, they’ll be too busy taking selfies, fucking on Only Fans, complaining about the patriarchy, or the time they had sex when drunk, or some other shit that offends them…while babies all get made in the lab….never a pregnancy again…so TAKE IT IN motherfuckers…TAKE IT IN….

I am a fan of Emma Roberts, the imagined daddy issues she has from having a cokehead dad who destroyed his acting career and was forced to be straight to netflix, before that was a good thing, all after winning an OSCAR….so there’s TALENT in her veins….

Plus, I watched Pretty Woman on Disney+. because Disney+ has added some adult programming, and young Julia Roberts, who I never found hot, was actually hot to me….so there’s that….

We call her Hollywood Royalty….or Hollywood scraps that were able to survive and thrive…and the most important thing in all this is how big her pregnant tits are….exciting!

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2021

19

Mar

Meganne Young’s Booty of the Day

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In the event you were wondering, I did not watch The Kissing Booth on Netflix, because despite my penis size, I am not a 12 year old girl….

She’s apparently South African, you know diversity, because support African Actresses on Netflix shows, otherwise THOSE racists would be called out for their RACISM…assuming that Hollywood is racist, which is basically what everyone is saying, so it MUST be true…

I accidentally heard some millennial on the radio talking about how Gen X has done nothing for anyone, except 90s Grunge Music…so that’s what we’re dealing with as a society…just a bunch of whining Only Fans models pretending they are Only Fans models because the older generations have FORCED them into it…>VICTIM SHIT…

But this is about Meganne, who may one day be an Only Fan girl, because her acting career is pretty much dead….and she’s already posting the strategic semi nudes…I like her approach to marketing…it speaks to me on a molecular level…

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2021

19

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Mourns Her Dad With her Legs Up of the Day

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Here’s Kate Beckinsale doing some hair and make-up shit because she’s not scared of COVID, she’s fucking invincible…if her immune system isn’t on some other level…I don’t understand why she looks so good despite being so fucking old…

I don’t know if an old lady in a face mask, not the face mask you’ve been trained to use as your BLANKIE, even though masks don’t work….in a onsey doing some legs up in the air like she’s ready to get a fuck….only fully clothed…but at least it allows you to see what she looks like when fucking in the chair…like she probably does because what the fuck else does she have to do with herself but fuck the young guys into hot old ladies for their youthful sperm….her fountain of youth…

This is a bit more fun that her dad’s death notice she also posted in the past 24 hours, he died of a heart attack at 31…which is abnormal but luckily has given Beckinsale some daddy issues we need her to have.

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2021

19

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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The world may fucking suck, it may be completely out of control, society as we know it and our freedoms, and the idea of freedom of speech, or freedom at all….unless you are just reciting what CNN or whatever is telling you to think….and people who aren’t logical, or are just lazy, go along with it…and this applies to ALL fronts, whether covid, masks, vaccines and vaccine passports, celebrities all being vaccinated while your granny isn’t, because elitism still works….and it’s pretty fucking insane…to the point where if they come to your house and tell you to leave your house and join the FEMA camps….will get people going along with it….not FIGHTING like the COWBOYS or survivors we once were….totally fucking CONTROLLED….which is DARK, SCARY and HORRIBLE….

BUT there is still fun, if you ignore it all, and distract yourself with girls in FISHNETS….because FISHNETS are amazing…you can fall into the mindless retard mindset too…unless you’re not ALREADY fully immersed in this….because THEY have WON!!!

YES…heavy FISHNET FRIDAY posts….

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2021

19

Mar

Bikini Posing Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Chased By a Bear

Lady Tram Driver

Masked Drunk

They are saying that BIDEN is CGI

Close Call

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2021

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It amazes me that the government, media and news is pushing this vaccine so hard, like a bandaid to get everyone back to normal, and people are acting like it’s the new X-Box, or Tickle Me Elmo, like RUSHING to get it, when really most people who haven’t had the vaccine this past year have been fine, even those who go COVID….I see countries making it mandatory to get Vaccines to get GROCERIES….you will DIE if you don’t get vaccinated and not from COViD…from starvation….and every well trained American, and really citizen of the world is following along….not thinking about what the next thing they take from you is….scary stuff…

But not if you’re medicated and on anti-depressants..because everyone is medicated on anti-depressants….even the rub and tug killer with his sex addiction mad he can get handjobs on every corner…after watching ENDLESS porn available for free online….was likely on anti-depressants…

Which reminds me that men on anti depressants are such pussies, mindless pussies….taking a pill to disconnect you from your soul, your fight and flight, your instincts, your hunting and gathering, your survival….they just give you your little pill, like your security blanket, and that’s HARDLY what dudes are supposed to be like…so if you’re a man on anti depressants, go to the fucking gym, get some testosterone and be a fucking man….because men still exist…somewhere…you pussies.

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