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2021

18

Mar

Dakota Johnson Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson is out here modelling some thonged one piece outfit over her jeans, which in the event you didn’t know is not the way these things are supposed to be done, it’s like she’s been raised in her third generation celebrity aquarium, and hasn’t spent her time on social media enough to realize there’s supposed to be an ASSHOLE behind the thong, not fucking jeans….but maybe there’s a fetish out there for people who like thongs over pants….a weird fetish to have but there are weirder ones….I figure when you throw in a third generation celebrity, that in and of itself is a fetish, so everything they do from pissing, to eating, to having food poisoning is a fetish…especially if you’re a 50 Shades of Grey fan….you middle aged mom fuck…

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2021

18

Mar

Anna Kendrick Legs of the Day

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Anna Kendrick terrifies me…but I guess she’s feeling herself in this selfie, showing some leg that she’s intentionally not pigeon toed in, because in the event you didn’t know, this bitch walks like a cerebral palsy sufferer, but proved that she won’t let that get her down….she’ll prevail and somehow become an A-List actor…I mean it’s all so confusing when you look at the stars they package as A-List and worth through how hot they are, how big their tits are, how good they are at acting, and never do they live up to the hype or the paychecks they get…it’s some lottery win shit…and Kendrick, who as far as I’m concerned has no talent, even when she sings, is all weird mouthed and fucked creepy…yet consistently working and rich….

I wouldn’t suggest she fucked Weinstein, but maybe she gave him a pigeon foot job, I don’t know…it confuses me.

This selfie, which when you’re Anna Kendrick you don’t need to selfie, we KNOW who you are…e are from some Kid Choice Awards shit where she’s trying to program younger people to be into her so that her earning GOES on forever….media manipulation I guess….you need it when you’re this ugly…but packaged as hot.

Here’s a YOUTUBE video that shows off her pigeon toed posture at least once, so ya’ll understand where the reference is coming from…it’s a support document….THANKS

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2021

18

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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After the hit on the rub and tugs, you may be scared about the tanning salons, since rub and tugs are in about as many places as tanning salons, while likely being some kind of money laundering fuck, where the hand jobs are just done by the staff to themselves thanks to the cameras they’ve installed in the tanning beds….but you should probably be scared of tanning salons because of the whole skin cancer thing, that is apparently an epidemic, but not at the COVID level, amongst millennials….who I guess like to get their tan on or are so fucking messed up by the processed foods, the drugs they take to be stable, and their coddled rich parents paying for their outdoor retreats in hopes they achieve their dreams of being influencers….

But that doesn’t make the tanline any less sexy….plus most girls just get spray tans, which when you do that on Halloween and put a turban on is called BROWN FACE…but if you do it on a weekly basis like a stripper…it’s called “style”…or “beauty”…I don’t fucking know…all these bitches are Kardashian influenced muppets who look like cartoons so it confuses me.

But I am not confused by pics of tanlines since tanlines are hot so here are a bunch of tanlines on a thursday because it is thursday.

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2021

18

Mar

Pussy Sniffing Truffle Pig and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Woman in.a Store

Instant Karma!

Ramp Double Fail..

Weird Rock Formations in a Dried Up River in China!

Train Horn Can’t Stop the Truck

Dropping the Girlfriend Off!

Maintenance Man!

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2021

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s no longer St Patrick’s day….so I can talk about the important things…like Stopping Asian Hate…

Stopping Asian Hate is almost as bad as the Vaccine Selfies form the LA Elite to make the normals feel like it’s the hottest item the Kardashians are pushing and getting that vaccine is the equivalent of going to some TULUM VIP party….or worse..backstage Coachella….

I am not saying that shooting up Rub and Tugs isn’t asian hate, because 6/8 rub and tuggers are Asian….but the dude who shot up the rub and dug is saying it’s not Asian Hate Crime….but rather a SEX crime because he is a sex Addict and hates the temptation of handjobs on every corner…

You know, INCEL shit….be mad at all the porn, sex workers, etc….because you don’t have a budget for the handjobs they give….blame porn, sex work and the lack of morals and values in America…or the fact that rub and tugs are legal and on every corner….We’re degenerates…the race thing seems to be a coincidence…when SEX or OVER sexualized America is the problem….BUT WHAT DO I KNOW…

I don’t know why they are turning it away from the over sex in the media / internet…and focusing on Asian Hate, it is weird….I am sure if those hand jobbers were Russian…they’d be dead too..

It’s racist to think the rub and tug shooter was hitting rub and tugs to target Asian women…that’s like saying only Asians work at Rub and Tugs….

So if anything, stop the incels in your life by doing the inclusive thing and sucking their dicks….if you want to be a hero girls, stop aiming for the sugar daddies, the rich and the good looking, and put your mouth on the dicks of the lunatics who will kill for the shit…..

It will save lives…

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Heiress Gracie Hunt In Bikini!
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Hailey Bieber Has her Pants Off!
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Josie Canseco’s Swim Campaign!
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Hot Bodied Italian Runner Babe
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Zip Line fail!
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Katherine Heigl Gets Neck Surgery
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Alicia Davis is in Studio
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The Most Insane Entrange To a Party That Ends with a Pantsless Dude in the Pool
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Chrissy Teigen’s Awkward Topless Pic is Safe for IG
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No One Cares to See Aaron Carter Training to Box Lamar Odom – Even Though It’s Hilarious
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Birds Cause Power Line Explosion
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NEED FOR SPEED IN REAL LIFE
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s Day officially, so be offensive to your local Irishman and drink his alcohol like the degenerate you are…because life is ridiculous, the future not so bright, but at least rich people in LA are getting their COVID vaccines like it was some exclusive members only thing to brag about amongst their other rich friends…you know because they know something we don’t know about how the non vaccinated will be killed off the next round in their population control dreams…

Remember, America in a nut shell… on one side they are buying screenshots of tweets they can screenshot themselves for 1 million dollars, on the other side they are killing family including a 7 year old over a stimulus check of 1400 dollars…..better to just DRINK it off….

I mean, I’ve been drinking all day and it’s been fun…so FUN does still exist if you ignore basically everything and everyone….all these fucking idiots everywhere…

Now go look at ginger pussy…and other IRISH shit…like shamrock tattoos you sick fuck…

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Most Irish Thing Ever
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Kristin Cavallari is Topless in Cabo
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Bella Thorne Takes Us Behind the Scenes
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Model Elle Johnson Shows Off her Shamrocks
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Happy St Patrick’s Day
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Candice Swanepoel Stretching!
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Jessie James Decker in a Bikini
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Girl in Tennis Skirt Plays Tennis for 1
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Rowan Blanchard’s Selfies!
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Amelia Hamlin in Activewear
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Kate Upton’s Impressive Upper Body in a Tight Dress
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Aaron Carter Trains to Box Lamar Odom –
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Paige Vanzant’s Preview to her Exclusive Content
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Chair Struggles
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The Invention that Gave us Streaming Video
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Books That Sound Dirty but Are Innocent
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Chrissy Tiegen’s Latest Topless Pic is Getting Bad Feedback
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Nude European Model!
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A Massive Gallery of Dove Cameron!
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Billie Eilish Breaks the Internet Going Blonde
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Details of the Allegations Against Deshaun Watson
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Dude and his Mental Flip
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Rachael Finc Nip Slip on the Beach
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Florence Pugh in Tight Leggings and a Sports Bra
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Heart Transplant Recipient Sees Old Heart…
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Peter Andre Shocked by Reporter’s Cancer – I am Not Why This is Making the Rounds!
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Sign Design Fail!
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In Case You Missed It –
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Miss Bum Bum Uses her Bum to Get You to Vaccinate
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Big TITTY Video Game Girl
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1987 Cindy Crawford in Nothing But Pearls!
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Doorbell Cam Catches Plane Crash
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Fireworks Exploding
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Australian Claims Netflix Stole his Idea and Gave it to Zac Efron
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Amazing Dog
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Making the Stairs Fun Again
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Birds on Power Lines Causes Explosion
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Truck Loses Control
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Kitten Wants to Drink All the Milk
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Crazy close Call
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The White House Fountain is Green
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J.Lo is Promoting Transgenders
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In Case You Missed It – Electrical Tape Bikinis!
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Addison Rae Goes Blonde!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Ariel Winter Buying Sugary Drinks Cuz She’s Fat
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Olivia Wilde in Leggings!
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Alicia Keys in a Magazine for the Perverts
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Lorena Rae for Victoria’s Secret!
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Some Kim Kardashian SKIMS Campaign Featuing Danielle Herrington
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Amanda Holden Legs!
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Rat Cow Dog Walker
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Abigail COwen in a Photoshoot
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Celebs Nude in the Movies
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Green For St Patrick’s Day
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Girl and her Titties
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Kitchen Counter Fuck
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Homemade Waterbed
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Head in the Public Bathroom
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Reddit Amateur
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28 People Having a Shitty Day
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Double Stuffed Goth Pizza
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Titty Shake
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Multi Tasker
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Amateurs Being Romantic Perverts
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Lesbians on a Soiled Mattress
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Farrah Abraham Booty at the Beach
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Small Tits
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Double Fuckign Duty
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Gripping Story
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Morning Fun with Some Nude WHore
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Flooded!
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Mom in Public – Dick Suckin
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Happy Yulia Nude
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Big Titties Nude
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Booty on the Bike
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Dead Porn Chicks
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Winter Bike Ride
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Sex with a Butt Plug In
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Outdoor Masturbating
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Always Pick Up Hitchhikers
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Horse Cock Fuck Machine
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Crazy Booty
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Big Tits in a Sheer Top
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Dominique Lobito
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She’s Got One Leg Up
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2021

17

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Mouth Skills of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is Irish enough….I mean she has a stupid accent….and you know, it’s St Patrick’s Day, so why not watch this UK slag showing off her mouth tricks while confusing us all because she’s still hot despite being old enough to have a 25 year old daughter without having been knocked up at 15….which is probably why she fucks all the young dudes…to fill her leprechaun pot of gold with their seed that her uterus digests and pumps through her veins like the Human Growth Hormone every actor over 40 with muscles is on…..you know the serum of youth…young man semen….at least when you’re too old to get knocked up…

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2021

17

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may be drunk, but that doesn’t mean there’s not an importance to celebrate weed, or the legalization of weed, or the hope that weed stocks buy me a private jet like they were GME, because weed is just a fucking plant you pussies….a plant that can’t be taxed or regulated by the government because you can literally grow it in your bedroom closet and get high for a month off that homegrown supply…not to mention, in this world of pushing vaccines and hardcore prescription pills that are making people heroin addicts….you’d think a fucking plant would be the least of the concerns…but maybe that’s the whole point, don’t give people weed to get “woke” in the right way….higher consciousness…connect with your soul kind of thing…not woke in the social media whiner way….but in the “I found my spirit while sitting on the couch playing videogames and/or watching movies and/or staring at the wall”….because this shit just calms you right down, lays you out and makes everything better for about 2-3 minutes before wearing off…since it is a fucking plant you pussies…

With every subculture, even when there is no such thing as a subculture, because everything is an amalgamated messs of pop culture….where EVERYONE is the fucking same drone following the same fucking leader…..comes girls willing to get famous, or used by that subculture as the tits and ass to market it…promote it…and when you make stupid money getting naked, why the fuck wouldn’t you be high all day…EVEN on St Patrick’s Day while drinking your Guinness….right.

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2021

17

Mar

Brooke Burke’s Daughter is 21 of the Day

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Her name is Neriah Fisher and I have no fucking idea who she is, but thanks to google I have discovered she’s Brooke Burke’s daughter, and in being Brooke Burke’s daughter, she’s got some of her tit out, because that’s probably the life lesson learned from her mom, or maybe it’s coded into her DNA as apparently DNA has memory and trickles down from generation to generation, and this DNA is one that says “get naked, stay hot, money and opportunity will happen, from Playboy to TV shows to rich guys that give you 6-10 babies that each will get 20k in child support provided they divorce”…it’s a win…

I am only posting these because the one time I got hacked, or one of the most blatant hacks was because I made fun of Brooke Burke….and now it’s a multi generational thing, becasue we can make fun of her daughter, not that I’d do that, she’s using tit

They say she’s a youtuber, or a pop star, but who the fuck isn’t these days..right…RIGHT…especially those in LA with connected parents and friends…you know keeping our pop culture trashy!

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2021

17

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I may have spent my day drinking, which is the whole point of living, and I may not actually believe in fitness for myself, but I do know how good it can be for your mind and body….you know your overall health will thank you….but I do believe in fitness for other people, especially girls because a fit body so long as it is not too fit of a body is better than a dumpy pile of shit body….so get some musculature, it will help your mental health, it will make you feel better about yourself, it will possibly help you live long, definitely look better and all that makes taking nudes more rewarding for those of us looking at the nudes..

Now not all these girls are being naughty in the gym, which is the only reason you’d want to join a gym, but they are self-proclaimed fit girls being half naked or full naked and that’s better than fat chicks….NO FAT CHICKS…

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