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2021

02

Mar

Dove Cameron Got Them Titties On of the Day

Dove Cameron is topless and holding her titties….

She’s some Disney Kid who you can assume has had a pretty horrible upbringing, mainly for being sold to the entertainment industry, to make or people more money than she’s made, while still making enough to make it worth it for her parents to have sold her soul to the industry at a young age….

She’s probably not a Disney Kid anymore, but she is on social media for millions of people where she consistently posts weirdness that would make you think she’s not some hot child star sexualizing herself for the second stage of her career, it’s a tactic they use with Child Stars to get them trending with their core fanbase, you know “GROW WITH THE FANS”…don’t always been that Disney Character, because as people grow up, they only revisit the things of their past when it’s too late….ask Maitland Ward…so it’s better to cruise and get naked online at the same time as each other….in it togetether shit…

She’s had a weird upbringing because her dad was sacrificed for her career, which could be unrelated to her caerer, but he did kill himself and what we know from Epstein’s death is TRUST NO SUICIDE….

Then there’s the whole BEFORE and AFTER pics of her you can google yourself, where she was basically an entirely different person, and based on the power of the media, she may not even be the original Dove Cameron, but a look a like taking her place…there’s just too much insanity and power and money in Hollywood, they could get away with that if they really wanted to….

So whoever this one is, she’s grabbing them titties which is probably the best way to see a popular child star rebranding for adult roles…since her whole generation are perverts into porn…this shit will get more and more racy…so here’s to the butthole pics we’ll eventually get of hers….staring at the titties while we wait..

Dove Cameron before, when she was probably still named Chloe

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2021

02

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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In an era where comfort is king, whether you’re working at home or just a lazy degenerate pervert like me, who hasn’t had a job is 20 years and who at the time, when people had this concept that soiled sweatpants are gross and not just because of the smell or stains but because at the time they made you look like you had given up, while I had not entirely given up on life…I’m still here…but I sure as hell wasn’t interested in giving up comfort of sweatpants…even if they made other brain washed idiots think that 2 pm sweatpants wearing was for the homeless, obese, and poor…which I guess I am…but you get what I am saying and that is that sweatpants were seen as some low class shit…but now that people are lazy trashy fucks…they all wear sweatpants too….only since women are also self conscious sluts who want to look their best…their sweatpants are skin tight….so you can see their cunts…making the whole lazy slacker in comfy pants easier to jerk off to…

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2021

02

Mar

Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if this is considered a pantyflash in the era of showing your asshole on instagram to get dudes to click through to sign up to your only fans where you get fucked up the ass…you know the preview pic to market the money making pic….kind of thing…

I just know that I am old as shit, and remember when the top of a girl’s panties would either embarrass the girl in the panties when you called it out, or give you an erection because it was a glimpse into the mysterious land of their panties….or both…

A little “LACY PINK BOY SHORT”….let me stare at this…but I guess when the girl in the panty flash, that’s barely a panty flash, is Dua Lipa, some overhyped UK popstar who is famous as shit, probably thanks to social media, meaning she knows that this kind of panty flash is only noteworthy because she’s wearing panties, when normally she just wears a butt plug…you know…young people things…

She’s not all that hot, but was a model too fat to model before digitally marketing herself to the top of the charts…so she’s hot enough…

Here she is braless in a new ad for Puma

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2021

02

Mar

January Jones Lace Dress of the Day

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January Jones is some bored as shit barely a celebrity, I mean she’s done one big thing and is set for life from that one big thing, and no, I don’t mean that loser Jason Sudeikis’ penis….because he’s rumored for being her baby daddy….since they were together right before the pregnancy and his reaction to the pregnancy was one of entrapment, unless I made that up…which is possible…I guess we’ll have to ask Olivia Cockburn for the inside scoop when she stops molesting teen boy band stars now in their 20s….weird old lady trying to keep that old pussy young..

ANYWAY…this is about January Jones and how weird her social media is, where she dresses up in costumes when not doing titty bikini pics, all looking like a 40 something year old mom, because she’s a 40 something year old mom, and the whole thing, at least to someone who didn’t watch MAD MAN…is not very hot….but it’s still a busty actress who has been banged out, you know because that’s how you got famous in the 90s, so if you like that tail end of the life cycle or life span of a pussy….this tight outfit is for you…

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2021

02

Mar

Madison Beer Bra Top of the Day

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Madison Beer’s pop career has been fucking slow out of the gate because Madison Beer is YOUTUBE rich so the whole mainstream thing is not a priority….you see because she’s not actually a “RECORDING ARTIST”….she’s a girl with a stage mom who sang cover songs on youtube for the perverts…only to get signed because the mainstream or traditional record companies still need to scout and release new talent…but instead of finding them in dive bars in small towns..they turn to youtube and social media where they find the trending titties on Youtube…it’s cheaper and more effective since the youtube idiots, despite their lack of talent, have a fanbase to buy the bullshit.

So maybe they don’t want to release MAdison Beer knowing she sucks, so they are dragging it out…or maybe she’s a lazy rich kid who doesn’t like the idea of work cuz it gets in the way of her chilling….which based on any under 30 year old I’ve ever met is likely the case….so instead they try to build her profile and celebrity…using her tits..

So now she’s on her official promo tour, and with it will come tits, and since we like tits, we’ll follow the bullshit on mute because I have no hope for good music ever existing again, luckily we still the archive of music of the past that actually had some meaning, substance and inspired…..and I am not saying that as a old timer “In my day, singers wrote and sang from the heart”….and “in this day they have no hearts because they are all internet robots”….I am saying it because pop music is fucking lazy and uninteresting computer generated swill……but tits are always good….even when they’re not…since they don’t last forever…but last long enough to be good…especially in photo form.

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2021

02

Mar

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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BELIEVE ALL SCIENCE….except maybe when it comes to vaccines….because I don’t trust something that celebs, who are hired actors, professional liars, designed to sell you bullshit you don’t need, whether it’s convincing you of the storyline of the movie they are in, or otherwise…they are full of shit…so if they are telling you to do it, then you probably shouldn’t do it…as they are puppets…

Not that I am an anti-vaxxer, I don’t give a fuck if people get the vaccine or not, but I have heard or seen people pushing it aggressive…like “can you get your vaccine”….”I bet you can’t wait to get the vaccine”….”Don’t forget to get vaccinated”…while downplaying the whole pissing out microchips that is a side effect along with getting COVID, still needing to social distance and mask, because you can still get COVID, and/or dying from the vaccine….maybe they joke about it…some THROW in a 5G joke to make people think it’s an outrageous conspiracy….to which they all LOL….until realizing that the vaccine sterilizes them to help thwart population and bring to a more manageable 500 million people from the current 7.5 million….basically PUSHING the vaccine on those who don’t want it…like they are the crazy ones for being willing to risk getting covid since it has a 98% success / survival rate….

SO, I am not an against you getting vaccinated, I am against you telling me to get vaccinated…and acting like a fucking hero warrior to get it done…yelling when people blow it off….But yeah…BELIEVE ALL SCIENCE…when it comes to girls with a waist to hip ratio, because they are scientifically hotter than square bodied bitches, and hotter is better…so tell your square body bitches to figure it the fuck out, get a rib removed like a kardashian or some fat injected into their hips to look like an hourglass goddess we want to see….

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2021

02

Mar

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora still got the tits…

She’s in Australia, the land of the free thanks to their whole fighting of COVID after locking everyone in their houses for months….so that they can now live normally, as everyone else in the world should, except maybe old people, cuz they are the ones who die of this shit, mainly if they live in old folks homes..

ANYWAY….

Rita Ora, thanks to being in Australia gets to show off that Bosnian refugee titties the way she’s got to, because without the tits, I don’t think she’d ever be where she is as a celebrity most people have never heard of.

She had the fat record deal, but Rihanna put a stop to that, at least that is how I remember it, because Rihanna was losing her mind….they brought this in to replace her…Rihanna said fuck no…and Rita Ora ran back to LA to fuck Kardashian’s brother and other people….never to be that big star they would have made her into…had Rihanna not cockblocked.

I could be wrong on that story, I don’t remember my own life and I don’t leave the house, so to assume I remember Rita Ora’s life and that my version of her life is anything but fantasy of KEEPING THE TITTIES thirsty so that we keep seeing them..is probably not the best idea…because I am probably wrong….as I am blinded by the tits because they are just that good looking tit…

Even if I am trying to see asshole behind thong, the gateway to her soul instead….I am still into her tits.

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2021

02

Mar

Kelsea Ballerini in s Swimsuit of the Day

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Kelsea Ballerini is some 27 year old country singer from Knoxville, not Johnny….but actual Knoxville….her mother worked in marketing BIBLES which is hilarious…because the wholesome country girl with the morals and values of the church…something that America is losing, even as someone who isn’t religious and doesn’t believe in religious, I am smart enough to know that the general population needs the church and community to keep on the straight and narrow path to salvation….otherwise society, social media, the vapidness and perversion of the generation will eat a motherfucker up and turn them into some slutty selfie taking harlot looking for likes and follows that she can monetize….you know good wholesome Christian values of rook em in and sell them on your tits…

Clearly, religion or not, Kelsea and her bible marketing mom’s upbringing realizes what is important, much more important than being modest…and that is GET THE LIKES YOU CAN….STRIP DOWN TO THE SWIMSUIT….SHOW THEM WHAT OUR GOOD LORD GAVE YOU….because posting your ass on the gram isn’t seen as slutty, but rather art…even if it’s shameless….HOWEVER…we all know that we can turn this into porn by jerking off to it…so let’s make a pornstar out of this girl working it for relevance…the way GOD has told her works best…or at least what her IG insights have told her do best…SHOW MORE SKIN…and don’t shame her for not being a good CHRISTIAN…because I can’t think of a better way to use her Christianity….if not an ass pic, than what?!

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2021

02

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I’ve done enough Tiny Tit content over the years for you to know that I like small tits, I find them hotter than big tits, I think they are more manageable and have the same effect as big tits, and more importantly, the body they come on is typically one you’d like to see naked, because big tits are sloppy and the hot bodies with big tits always grow into the tits…just ask Kate Upton and Jennifer Love Hewitt, two examples of tiny or small enough body big tit girls who done grew into their tits..there are others…..because big tits after 30 are risky tits…metabolisms slow down and shit…

ANYWAY…tiny tits are also something tiny tit girls show off as much as big titty girls since they are still tits…at least those who realize what they got is good…the ones who slaughter their small tits to put bags of plastic in their tits…while only eating organic…are the idiot small tits…while the hot bodied other small tits don’t bother with bras and thus show a lot more of their tits than the big titty girls who just focus on the cleavage….giving us a much thorough titty experience even if the volume of the tit is less.

So here I am championning small tits cuz they are great….and you should like them too.

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2021

02

Mar

Hailee Steinfeld in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is on the rebrand and I am all about it…

She knows that in this era of everyone being a pervert, she’s competing with porn, and despite it being an era of fat chicks celebrated, she’s decided to start working out…and looking better than ever…

Yesterday, she was in some girl on girl content in whatever show it is she’s involved in, for whatever reason I think it’s called Dickinson…

Now she’s the ASS of some bikini brand, at least the bikini brand is teasing the fans with this pic doing a call out for “WHO IS OUR NEW AMBASSADOR”…and the internet has decided it’s Hailee Steinfeld…so I am running with it because even if it’s not part of her new, fit body, half naked, sexual, looking amazing especailly since she’s an actress and they are normally not that hot….so when a hot actress comes along, gets the big jobs, is “trending”…and now does bikini content to get the pervert nerds jerking off…it’s a good thing…

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