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2021

26

Feb

Liz Hurley Must Be Recycling Bikini Pics of the Day

I want Liz Hurley to start timestamping her photos. I don’t believe that she’s even alive at this point, they’re just keeping her alive through social media. You’ve seen those storylines in cheap straight to Netflix movies, and maybe even in some bootleg murders that have happened since the internet / social media that Dateline covers….you know, kill a bitch, keep her social media going, no one would ever know since people don’t talk anymore….

It would be VERY easy for her to have done 1000s of bikini pics 10 years ago that she scatters out on social media all to push her bikini line, since she’s one of the earlier celebrities to do a bikini roduct line….now every bitch on instagram has one…it gives them purpose or an excuse to post bikini pics…I’m ok with it…

I just don’t think that these are current Liz Hurley, I do think it’s LIES….being passed off as current Liz Hurley, but even if they are 10 years old, she’d be 45 in the pic and I guess still hot for 45…

I guess what I’ve learned from the internet is that old and ugly bitches can fake it like they’ve never faked it before….

I’ll still look at their tits.

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2021

26

Feb

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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If you leave women to their own devices, they figure out things like Frog Butts….and that’s not to say that women aren’t smart, capable, interesting, or fun….I am a firm believer that being friends with women is a far more fulfilling experience than being friends with some fucking loser bros who smell like they jerk off too much and have nothing interesting to say besides “check out her tits”….I am anti man friends….because men are losers….

But it’s to say that if you give a bitch a camera, it’s like teaching a man to fish, she’ll figure out how to make even the grossest of asses look worthy of a fuck….and she’ll use that to her opportunistic advantage….in the seduction of men…at least enough to get them to pull out their credit cards…because men are losers…

Frog Butt is one of those poses, or angles, that girls do to get their ass primed and ready to get losers to pay into whatever they are doing….it’s a little on their knees, forcing the back to arch and it looks good to me…keep up the innovative work…EVOLUTION OF A SPECIES…

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2021

26

Feb

Larsen Thompson Braless of the Day

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I have been seeing this white as fuck, whiter than fuck, ginger bitch with big tits named Larsen Thompson getting more and more hype and it’s all so contrived and a reminder that the system is rigged…because why the fuck would a whiter than white in an era of inclusivity and diversity…where being white is a crime…be getting work….or hype…it makes no sense..especially when you factor in that she’s not that hot…but she’s got tits…

I assume they are angling the redhead thing, you know because redheads are an oppressed group since the dawn of time, the invisible ginger with the flurescent pubic hair and ruby red vagina lips….left in the woods to die like in Willow…because clearly they are from Satan and Evil…but at least she’s got tits…

Her background is doing embarrassing and awkward dancing that the TikTok world find good for some reason, if you watch this clip, you’ll see it’s more of a fish out of water gasping for air kind of movement, that is not very sensual, romantic, or hot….at least not when you’re an old fuck like me….where dance should be designed to make me want to buy a lap dance…but instead…is spastic and weird…BUT SHE GOT TITS…

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2021

26

Feb

Hunter King Cleavage of the Day

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Hunter King is Joey King’s Soap Opera star (less successful) sister with the big tits….and everyone likes sisters you want to fuck, so here’s a sister you’ll want to fuck in her sports bra pretending to motivate people to workout with some bullshit about how she was feeling sluggish and is changing her internal dialog with herself from “I have to” to “I get to”….which is something I did years when I decided to replace “I’ll try” with “Why Bother”….because ultimately, why bother….healthy people die young, sick people live til they are old, it’s all pretty random….so why bother….

But we can pretend her motivational speech is anything but an excuse to show her big tits in a sports bra, when it’s obviously about the big tits in the Sports Bra..otherwise she’d do a close up of that face…which is looking kinda muppety but AREN’T THEY ALL..

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2021

26

Feb

Rainey Qualley Braless of the Day

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Rainsford is the stagename that Andie MacDowell’s daughter goes by in her celebrity rich kid who makes music because what the fuck else is she supposed to do..she’s a rich kid…and working an actual job is for suckers and acting is lame…so music it is….

The reality is that anyone can become a famous singer with a hit song and I’ve been debating trying to prove that theory, but I prefer not bothering….but the technology is good enough to alter voices so that you’re basically MILLI VANILLI up on stage…and if you have MacDoweell budgets you can probably pay to get some solid production…

This one pretends she’s from the Great Smokeys because I guess her family has a house in Asheville North Carolina, just a stone’s throw from Pigeon Forge…where all the magic that is Dollywood happens…since she was raised in such a rich musical environment…it’d only make sense you’d do music that I am sure sounds nothing like hillbilly music from the area…which would be a GOOD angle…but rather bullshit music you’d expect a celebrity rich kid to make…I wouldn’t know, I’ve never listened to her…

I have looked at her pics, because along with hard nips in t-shirts…you know bras are for losers and get in the way of marketing oneself and she’s the hotter of the two MacDowell daughters…as she pushes 30 with her titties out….so in conclusion…I ike her….

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2021

26

Feb

Olivia Munn is Racist of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some bullshit clout chaser, who is old as shit, so she’s been chasing clout since before social media existed, I mean maybe even since before the internet existed, like I said, old as shit..

She’s also a fucking scam of a celebrity, barely a celebrity is what I like to think of her ass, because she was a host on a nerd TV show when she couldn’t get legit work to feed her fucking ego, because you know she thinks she’s amazing…it’s obvious…..and in doing the nerd show, she worked her way into the minds and spank banks of nerds everywhere…they are easy to manipulate, mindless nerds, who see the tits….hear the tits talk nerd shit…and believe the tits….it’s the story of nerds getting attention from hot girls in class who need their homework done…but not bad enough to actually fuck the nerds..

ANYWAY…that launched her into one or two acting jobs because of the nerd fanbase, which she’s milked as hard as she can, and still milks….and tries to manipulate the media to get eyes on her by faking being in other shows or movies, to plant stories….or by saying things like Brett Ratner MeTooed her, which I don’t fucking buy, cuz I am sure she was gaping and ready for any MeToo….if anything her version of MeToo…is one of “I sucked his dick for work too”…rather than “I was violated too”…but you can’t play that angle in the current climate…

All this this to say, I’ll still look at her tits…but now we’ve discovered she’s racist, despite being “asian” and trying to play that angle as hard as she can….she’s recently been praised for helping find someone who attacked her friend…and is MILKING it…because not all celebs and rich people do nice things without making a show about it….but Olivia Munn needs all the attention she can.

So in keeping that story alive she’s just said and published “TYPICAL ASIAN MOM”….which sounds liek a MASS generalization to me…which by default is the definition of racism…you know clump them all together….whether she’s got an asian mom or not….saying “TYPiCAL ASIAN MOMS”…like she knows enough ASIAN moms to decide that…SHOULD get her cancelled.

So if you do anything this weekend, cancel Olivia Munn..the funny thing is that she doesn’t think she’s Asian, she’s instead the face of Anti-Asian Racism…anything for a hook, angle or attention.

Here’s her See Through For Attention

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2021

26

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties, which I guess are also bikini backed panties, even if all the bikinis I see the sluts on internet wearing are what I’d call a thong….maybe they are better known as PERIOD PANTIES…because there was a good 10-20 years where girls alienated or sacrificed or gave up on comfort for the sluttier and more mainstream thongs…

Thongs were being marketed to them by a Kardashian pushing bikini waxes…you know to get everyone to consume, consume consume…and then blame men when you realize “why the fuck did I go along with that trend, I have a callused asshole now that may never recover, it MUST be men’s fault”….down with the patriarchy….while men are over here being like “show us your panties”….we don’t care what they look like so long as they are panties…and girls are like “I hate the word panty”….OPPRESSIVE MAN.

These are some girls championing full back panties, because not all girls are idiots…plus the whole full back panty being bad thing is obviously not mainstream anymore…otherwise we wouldn’t have ANY full back panty pics, since 1 in 1,549,000 women have the confidence to have a mind of their own!

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2021

26

Feb

Ashley Greene Terrifying Titty Selfie of the Day Aging is bad.

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I’ve always thought that Ashley Greene was some bullshit, overhyped, not very hot actress that lucked out because she got cast as a third or fourth tier character on a hit series of movies that….the lottery win she may or may not have deserved…but that’s irrelevant…she got it, she exists because of it, so we can laugh at how broken down her face looks…

I mean obviously, women tent to age like shit, even when they jack up their faces to not age like shit, and this face is some fucking creepy horror movie shit to me…

It’s obviously part of a marketing campaign for a yoga clothing company, so she’s getting paid to have her titty sweat out there, but maybe next time, she should crop the face out…I mean this is as bad as when she LIED to the public about NOT FUCKING the Jonas brother she was dating, even though they were obviously fucking, but it was an era before everyone was a public whore on social media…but now that they are…she can go back to her true form or some shit….even if you don’t think cleavage in skimpy activewear is slutty….keep in mind this is a girl who pretended that instead of fucking, she wore a purity ring and not even a vibrating one to get herself off when not fucking, even though she was fucking….meaning…cleavage on Ashley Greene Purity Ring Whore… is the equivalent to a college girl posting a gangbang videos since all her pics on social media are of her asshole…it’s racy.

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2021

26

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Here’s some FISHNETS, or girls in Fishnets…before the WOKE decide to cancel fishnets for being some oppressive symbol of the patriarchy that equates women to fish, not because they look like fishnets, but because they must be a reference to CAPTURING a woman….even if her cunt doesn’t smell like a sea food restaurant dumpster….

Don’t worry, that won’t happen…like the “Don’t Cultural Appropriate, but Be Less White” meme I just saw….the inconsistent and hypocritical woke will not ban the fishnet for being some garment used to appease men and to keep them at bay or submissive or restrained in the bow of our boat….but rather a way to make money off dudes who pay to see their cunts that may or may not smell like a sea food restaurant dumpster but we’d never know….since this is the internet…