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2021

07

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed should be legal in the USA, or at least in every state, because why the fuck not make that tax money on drugs like the corrupt motherfuckers the government typically are…you know taxing us from every angle and controlling everything about us while telling us how free we are…it’s a scam that I didn’t sign up for…

But I do think the fact that weed was ever illegal is just as big of a problem brought to you by BIG brother….because it’s a fucking plant, it’s medicinal, it’s got nothing but positive things….but for whatever reason it’s “GO TO JAIL”….and take all these weird ass meds made in a fucking lab out of random chemicals instead of just being a fucking organic plant…it’s crazy…

I don’t know if that will increase weed use, or if it will increase weed models by allowing mainstream models to openly hop on the trend, or if it will curb the ‘naughty’ and danger these girls feel promoting weed, or showing of they smoke weed, like it’s a stunt or a skill….

I just know these are weed girls for dudes into girls who smoke weed and some look like you’d expect, others are hot….and that’s how it works out I guess..

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2021

07

Apr

Erika Christensen Topless of the Day

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I am surprised Swimfan came out in 2002, because I remember one of my friend’s dad being unhealthily obsessed with that movie….every time I would go over to their house for a solid year he would tell me about Swimfan like he hadn’t told me all about Swimfan at previous times I stopped by….and because of that, I’ve never seen the movie, but assume it’s something 70 year olds jerk off to…assuming they still jerk off….or maybe not jerking off was the reason they were so excited by a girl in a swimsuit…it’s like dude…there’s porn available…even in 2002…

Anyway….that’s the only thing I know about Christensen…she was in Swimfan…and now she’s sticking to that theme at 38 years old…like a one-trick pony, you know why turn your back on the one thing that provided for you….the SWIMSUIT…

I don’t find this exciting and I don’t know why she looks like J.lo….but I assume she’s either found fillers, photoshop/facetune or whatever other Chinese app they use to trick us into believing their AVATAR is THEM.

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2021

07

Apr

Heather Graham Kinda Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham has her titties in a bikini the way an old lady with big titties should have her tities out in a bikini…busting out of a dress…we don’t need to see the rest of her, we’ve seen Boogie Nights or at least that scene from Boogie Nights and it’s been a great ride since those magical days with Heather Graham’s big titties…it was a simpler time, a better time and a reminder that film is forever, while the female form is not…and I guess you could argue that either is the male form…but old dudes aren’t out there taking topless pics for attention, or for their followers, unless it’s a comedic stunt….not to mention if you’re rich enough, old dudes can never be too old, young mooch sluts will always come or pretend to come while grinding up on them in exchange for designer purses….

It’s really not a sexist thing, because the truth is old ladies and their old lady bodies that may not look as good as they did when they were immortalized on celluloid….still get fucked cuz dudes are perverts and will fuck anything…

So it’s not really a dis against women, there are orderlies in old folks home fully sticking their dick in their residents..if there’s a pussy it’s never too old for someone….

It’s just to say if you’re old, keep your dress on and squeeze those tits in a push-up bra…it’s a better overall impactful shameless attention seeking selfie…

I guess this post has just been debunked because she posted a body pic…at 51…

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2021

07

Apr

Kate Hudson Fitness Erotica of the Day

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You may or not know this about me, but I think Kate Hudson is the worst and I am someone with a celebrity’s kid fetish….meaning I like these useless people with famous parents who keep up the lie or the legacy of their family members…acting like they deserve it or like it’s some special skill they’ve inherited because as you know, DNA HAS MEMORY…but the reality of it is that they are just entitled rich people who are brazen, big balled cuz they have nothing to lose, that people suck up to and tell them they are great, all because of their parents….it’s just a scam…but normally one I like…but for whatever reason…I don’t like drunk, old necked, plastic faced Kate hudson looks like some kind of monster from this angle….I am just surprised she has a seat on her bike as she looks like someone who needs to be constantly filled.

If you’re into middle aged women bodies….here you go…and even with the fake tits…it’s a middle aged woman in a bikini and that scares me…

I am a firm believer that bikinis should have an age limit…..even when you’re trying to increase the value of your already over valued Fabletics scam…and I call it a scam because she’s not a fitness personality, she’s a drunken rich kid…who just owns part of a fitness company cuz she’s famous…

Point being…TEAM OWEN WILSON…..

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2021

07

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Not enough of these girls, who are uploading their nudes to show off their fitness or their gains, are doing traditional fitness body building posing, and I find that disappointing, I figure if you’re going to pretend to be fit, or show off that you are fit, do it like a Mr Universe content.

Not enough of these girls, who are uploading their nudes to show off their fitness and their gains, are doing their fitness shoots while working out….at the gym or even at home…I don’t care….I just know the whole point of this is for me to feel like I’m jerking off to a bitch while she’s on the treadmill next to me at the gym, or the treadmill in front of me, basically I want this gym nudity to be gym nudity…not just girls who are fit being nude….

But we take what we can get…and this is what we got.

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2021

07

Apr

McKayla Maroney Distracted Driving With Her Tits Out of the Day

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This a distracted driving selfie by gymnast who literally did a distracted driving ad for an insurance company because all these people are full of shit and contradict themselves to get paid….but it’s funny that this ad dropped less than a week ago….

Your Olympic Hero…and survivor of what I would think is a horrible sexual assault from a fucking monster who was potentially employed or contracted, directly or indirectly by the American government to churn out Gold Medal winners so that they can take on their Russian Counterparts in the Olympics, to prove that America is the land of the free who hates communism….the ongoing Cold War narrative of both nations trying to be the best….so they turn a blind eye to the doctors contracted by the organization when they finger teen girls who are there for a leg injury…it’s a crazy fucking story….and I still blame the parents….but they probably rationalize it as “look how good that turned out for our baby Maroney…she’s god the medal, the brand partners, and years of trauma to work through….a small price to pay…at least that’s probably what they say about it….or not….what do I know….I just know my kid’s not getting molested by a team doctor under any circumstance no matter how hot she is…..not that I have a daughter but you get what I am saying…and that is that if a girl is under 18….it’s on the parents…the protectors…I hope she hates them for it….BUT she’s famous, has fans and makes money because of it, so maybe she doesn’t care….just part of the process like a Disney kid…..

That said, here is her in a towel doing some selfies without the whole distracted driving shit….looking pretty good….

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2021

07

Apr

Whitney Cummings Gross of the Day

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I don’t like Whitney Cummings or her comedy, it’s a matter of opinion and I actually hate 99 percent of comedy because comedians never come across as cool people you’d want to hang with, but rather a group of losers you’d find practicing their jokes during lunch while the cool kids are busy getting high or their dicks sucks in the AV room…

I do like the Whitney Cummings marketed herself as a hot comic, confusing the nerd loser comics, who try so hard to be funny that despite being pathetic, pays off for them so that they can feel validated in being the losers that they are…but yeah, I like that she was the hot chick amongst the losers and it landed her TV shows and tons of money so that she can lay around in her pool in the lame feminist bikini they sell for the Free the Nipple Movement to make a point that banning nipples on social media is wrong….but banning any information about COVID or VACCINEs that goes against the government’s narrative is right…

What I am saying is she’s a blue haired….which is the worst kind of activist…

The most interesting this content has to offer is trying to figure out what this zoomed in lumpy bowl of oatmeal that is her thigh to pussy connector? Do you think she’s got some sort of Lymphoma? It does look like it could be from some lymphnode swelling…maybe an allergic reaction, or COVID…or even a SEX change…is that where her balls were before deciding to transition and become the comic you all jerk off to cuz she has tits and makes sex jokes…who cares…

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2021

07

Apr

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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There is no greater gift in this world that a Wet Spot Wednesday, so you can thank me for these later….even though I find them gross and I’m really not one of those dudes who finds any vagina gross…even those with random stinky discharge…I see it as being a tourist in a new place, on a new adventure, to experience a new thing….grab life by the balls kinds of thing….

That’s not to say I don’t know dudes who fear the pussy, who think pussies are ugly despite not being gays, and I just can’t relate…but a wet spot from the kind of lady you’d expect to post pics of wet spots, you know the carpeted basement apartment with Katana Swords on the wall level of fat retail worker in her 40s looking for a thrill….when out of context is just gross…but NOT GROSS ENOUGH.

I do this post as my own troll, mocking clickbait, that has made so many sites so much money….we call it sabotaging…if you’re negative…

The more optimistic out there will see it as a celebration of wet spots for the women creating the content and the men who are REALLY into this kind of thing, plus it’s strarting to trend into younger perverts, who happen to be all younger people, and the quality of wet spots are improving…I mean when you make 100k a month producing nudes on OnlyFans…you need different content ideas and apparently this is one of em….

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2021

07

Apr

Liquor Store Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Family Lets Bees Build Nest in Bathroom For Good Luck

Titties Get 15 Years!

Man Cuddles Black Panther…RIP CHADWICK

Anti Masker cuz Masks Don’t Work…

Car Thief Gets Gassed in Beverly Hills…

The Smoking COVID Dead Body

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2021

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I keep seeing all this Diversity hiring news like it’s a good thing…and I am like…the people who are diversity hires must feel like shit about being diversity hires because it totally discredits all they’ve worked for to be qualified for the job…

It’s like these companies are creating racism by white man saying “he will give races a chance”….instead of just giving all races a chance to be the best candidate for the job….

I wonder how many flights you’ve been on where you have cared or even noticed if your pilot was black, Indian, woman, we just care if they can fly the damn plane, and assume they can…..

When I used to trust doctors and go to the walk in clinic I’ve never noticed the ethnicity of my doctors or genders of my doctors…I just assume they are doctors…as I pull my microdick out shamefully to see if the growth on it is cancer, gangrene or because I took some internet tip to get stung by a bee on your dick a few hours before fucking to give it a swell only to not have found bees but instead a hornets nest…you know common mistakes..

Now you gotta ask “is this mother fucker even a doctor or did they put him here to fill quota”…and that doctor has to wonder if they were hired for being a good doctor or being a diversity and I can’t imagine that being something to be proud of….”got the job, yeah, cuz I’m black”…..totally discounting achievements and capabilities of those people…by reducing them to their race cuz it speaks to a twitter woke narrative that’s hypocritical and idiotic…but it a whole trend, diversity is an industry, business…they sell courses and experts and corporations are dishing out cash to get diversity compliant and the whole thing is fucking dumb….no one cares what your race is, we care if you’re a good person or a piece of shit, and statistically you’ll be a piece of shit, cuz all humans are…you know they are the problem…ALL the problems in this world…

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