She took her Disney Kid fame, turned it into Youtube kid fame, while still maintaining that she was an industry girl with Disney Kid fame, and since the industry loves working with their own, and she was in on it with the industry, and this was just a tactic to achieve absolute relevance…she still gets paid by the industry…they won’t turn their back on her until she actually stars in a porn, which could happen, since porn is more interesting to young people than actual movies….because there’s fucking in it.
So from Disney, to “youtuber”/social media personality who brought the fake “real” – the fake “relatable” – the fake “honest”…by mooching off the youtubers, pornstars and everyone else for additional clout so that her Disney Kid fans thought she was legit…
Then she started monetizing, with product lines, etc, then OnlyFans came along, hopped on that cuz of the whole being naked being fun especailly when millions of dollars can be made doing it….only to start an OnlYFans agency that produces content for a handful of talent with pornstars and brands…that also makes money…and all she’s gotta do is maintain…
And I guess bikini pics with pornstars are how she maintains…because when porn is your favorite thing…you end up thinking porn chicks are hot…even when they’re terrifying….
Ireland Baldwin’s just been divided yet again….because Miscarriage queen Hilaria just had her 6th kid with Alec Baldwin, likely by surrogate because she’s addicted to making babies with him….
Prior to Alec marrying the fake Spanish bitch addicted to breeding and likely addicted to spreading his wealth amongst her children…Ireland Baldwin was soul heiress to this fortune….but that shit has been cut into 6 pieces maybe 7…not counting the fake Spanish mom who you know will also get a piece….I am sure there’s more than enough money to go around, even if some of Alec Baldwin’s job choses have been one of someone desperate for money and Kim Bassinger likely has a whole pile of money that will got to Ireland too…so she will remain the heiress with the weird IG feed living that rich kid who does nothing life….but at least she pulls her massive sloppy titty out when she’s living it because tits get hits and when you have all you need, sometimes a little likes and follows feeds your empty rich kid soul…
I don’t know anything about Ireland Baldwin, besides being a half naked instagram weirdo, which in this era is all you really need to be…
She’s also 6 feet tall, which is wild, making these big tits EVEN bigger because you have to remember they are set on a linebacker’s body…not that I do sports or know what linebaker is, but if one had a massive tit, it’d be much more massive than a 5 foot tall bitch with the same proportions….so these fuckers are bigger than your head…while being the kind of sloppy you’d want to bury your face in…
Jordyn Jones is some white trash from Michigan, who got famous from being on a dancing show for children, or starring children, which is creepy as fuck, and with her weirdo fanbase who is into dancing children once they get older, knowing that dance is perverted and makes for good sex but also good bodies…you know knowing rhythm and shit….allowing her to do important things like sell smut under something called “CLOSE FRIENDS”…where people pay to access her “premium content” without having to lower herself to be an official sex worker on OnlyFans…or any other platform…because it’s all about perception while she attempts to turn whatever it is she has into money so that she doesn’t need to go back to Michigan to live in a trailer park sucking dick at Walmart in exchange for soft drinks and potato chips..or whatever it is white trash in Michigan eat besides meth….
Either way she’s getitng racier, her content racier, this is topless and THONGED….and her face may look inbred or like Fetal Alcohol syndrome, but it adds to her white trash charm…since she’s not 300 pounds yet!!
I don’t consider myself an entertainment reporter or a film critic, despite having this retarded website that is 90 percent about celeb tit for basically 15 years or more…and either does anyone else, since I didn’t get my Golden Globe tickets I’d refuse to accept because fuck celebrities, entertainment, hollywood, and idiotic AWARD shows…
I also didn’t watch the Golden Globes, despite it being on free digital antennae, because I find the whole thing pandering, ridiculous and trash…
But I did see enough of it through pics, clips, etc, to know it is exactly what I expected it to be…
When you reduce the production value and turn it into that of a podcast put together by two college kids on Youtube, where celebs are staring at their laptop cameras being a little TOO real…reminding us that despite the lies they’ve pulled off to get into the mainstream conversation…so why the fuck would anyone want to waste time watching idiots compete over meaningless awards when they have all collectively sucked over the last year of movies because they are empty shells of humans…who are there for the money…just trying to stay relevant to not lose the money because all they care about is money…
THEN you have to see the Hollywood Foreign press shaming themselves with their diverse members for not having black people in the group, instead of just organically having black people interested in being part of their group, join the group…acting like they were involved in a lynching when…publicly spanking themselves…only to nominate and award enough black people and women to make you think they are just doing it to save face, scared to not award the non-black or non-woman….in this woke era of “CUT OUT THE TONGUES OF THOSE WE DISAGREE WITH SO THEY CAN’T DISAGREE”…
If anything, I find that whole thing racist, like rich white people finding black people to fill their agenda…and the black people must be asking themselves “did I even deserve this or am I a pawn being played”…
That’s not to say the Parking Patois guy didn’t deserve the Win..
He’s awesome, it’s to say that fuck these celebrities and their pandering, it’s pretty fucking obvious that they are professional liars and don’t give a fuck about anything but themselves…
That said, Norman Lear did social commentary, diversity, inclusivity right….through comedy….and whatever is going on now is some ghetto shit…
But the sluts did come out, and I am here to show them…
I know that I don’t have any influence on basically anything, I don’t exist, however I will still say that Hollywood still sets the tone, and they are doing it pretty irresponsible, even if no one actually cares, I am sure no one watched the shit show that was the Globes, but this woke and inclusive shit is so forced, so uptight, so boring and all an act, these people don’t care about inclusivity, or women directors, they are pandering, they are liars, some have had 30-40 year careers….so they set the tone for people to be uptight, Boring, eager to cancel….
When things should be less serious, more fun….let’s go back to fun and forget all these outraged fucks….or let’s just stare at their tits…
Tiffany Haddish looking for Common
Vanessa Kirby in the peek a boo dress but still showing zero tit
Sydney Sweeney deep throating ice cream
Salma Hayek looking hot
Margot Robbie another year older
Lily Collins showing off her hard earned rib bones
Keke Palmer Booty Shorts
Kaley Cuoco the Billionaire
Julia Garner with the deep cleavage dress… not so deep cleavage tits
The essential workers, like all the vaccine pushers out there, are the victims of COVID, because they are so overhyped and overvalued, making them think they are important….when really when all these COVID marketing ends…they’ll be forgotten.
Luckily, a handful of the medical workers out there know that this is a short lived moment of opportunity for them to cash the fuck in and they are doing it the OnlyFans way….
In previous years, when medical workers were as important as they are for the health of the population, they’d be in trouble for posting nudes online but now that they are “heroes”….monetizing those nudes by dudes feeling like buying their nudes is doing their part is supporting the pandemic…you know like OnlyFans is Gofund me….
Nurses, more than a fetish….
Not to mention, the Pandemic LOVES bigging them up, as does the media and Hollywood….where any and all events from Super Bowl to the NYE Ball Drop, to your ball drop last week at 40, you underdeveloped weirdo…..to the GOLDEN GLOBES….are all for the “essential workers”….maybe pawns out of them by using them in order to still do their bullshit rich person things like throw events…
But they see it as the industry finally recognizing them, not using them, but at least some know it’s a money making time that they can bank their fucking money and if the rich who are not phased by COVID, who are probably monetizing off covid, can use them all they want, so long as it keeps the NURSE dream alive….it helps with the sales of their nudes…and is a great stress reliever when you have a ton of money for getting naked for dudes to jerk off…in a stressful time for them and this is their release…
Here’s a Kate Hudson crotch shot that you can safely observe through your computer screen, because you know that it’s dangerous in person, radioactive or just polluted…the Asbestos of vaginas…have you or your loved ones suffered Mesothelioma….or maybe we call her the Round-Up pussy because that’s got their class action lawsuit going too…and I think Kate Hudson may be responsible to the equal number of deaths…at least based on Owen Wilson trying to suicide back when he was dating her….something I’ll never let die because Owen Wilson is god…and anything that tries to take down our blonde rich kid surfer bro from texas is an enemy….
That said, Kate Hudsons scam is really just being born to the right pussy, so that she could take all the jobs otherwise suited for Goldie Hawn…
She was nominated for a GOLDEN GLOBE in some scam of scams because Kate Hudson doesn’t know how to act, but it’s all political, unfortunately, literally POLITICAL…like SHUT THE FUCK up political…all you uptight fucks…
I guess she takes time off from being a dot com ecommerce billionaire at Fabletics to pretend she’s an “artist” and not some drunk Hollywood rich kid who’s been banged out alot..
I am surprised those shorts can contain the monster I am imagining lives in her 40+ womb….but maybe I’m over reacting to a garbage celebrity and her slutty shorts….
Kate and her golden globes because I needed to make a Golden Globe titty reference…in an “she bought em, so at least she’s using em”…titty content.
Kylie Jenner and all the Kardashians are either part of some agenda to keep people vapid idiots, you know give them a goal and objective to aspire towards as they destroy any personal and human relationships and turn themselves into products, or personal brands they are marketing to the world on social media….all in hops of popping off on some level, probably never at the Kardashian level, because I don’t think the future will allow another piece of shit money grubbing family to ever achieve what they’ve achieved……
I think they exist by a level of strategy and the right timing, but it could be a deal with the devil, who knows….but with the right teamsin place they were able to achieve the weirdness that they’ve achieved…
They have turned an ugly family into profit, turn bullshit noise into billions of dollars…
So as they keep on fucking bringing the product lines, the fake faces and fake bodies, the muppeteering weirdness that they’ve orchestrated and for whatever reasons, society has embraced….and are trying to emulate… they don’t just go along with it, they EAT it up and WANT it so bad and actually do what these trashcans tell them….
They pull out their wallets,they buy, they talk about them like their stories matter, despite the Kardashians as a whole being totally uninteresting.. they get the fake faces, they do the sleazy selfies….all forgetting to notice that the Kardashians are ugly trolls, even with their fake IG filters on… because they are all fake, and they are only here to get your fucking money….it’s pretty disgusting…but people have the power to unfollow and don’t…so we keep having to look at their tits in various sleazy shoots for likes, follows that they can convert into dollars, since life is all only about monetizing oneself….self promotion, marketing, you are a commodity…a personal brand…no longer a human…which is probably why society is where it’s at….not because of the Kardashians, but because it is why the Kardashians exist..
That said, Kylie’s got some monster tits though…I guess they’d have to be…to balance out the rest of her fat weirdness…and I hear rappers like it.
Mondays are for MILFs because it’s about the rebirth and you need a MILF, or at least a MOM to champion or be the ambassador of the rebirth…..so this is all ASPIRATIONAL….you know to keep you inspired like you are a slick with afterbirth and ready to take on the day….
MILFs, which I am using as a general term, because I don’t know if I’d want to fuck all these options if given the opportunity, cuz moms are relatively a disgusting concept…
But Milfs, in that they too are experiencing a rebirth, one that may be about not giving a fuck, finally embracing their true self and not worried about what the world has to say, while coupled with their higher sex drive from being a mom, you know being knee deep in unsexy mom shit, taking that selfcare time to shine….because masturbation is their only salvation, releases and eventually they want to help YOU masturbate to help THEM masturbate.
This is a pretty important moment in cinematic history, at least for the Hailee Steinfeld fans, because she’s kissing a girl in the bath, you know to showcase how serious she is as an actor, and how she’ll put herself out there for her art, knowing that lesbian shit will lead to critically acclaimed reviews, plus it’s fun to dabble in lesbianism, even on set of some show, because you can be gay for pay and not have any guilt about it…since you know in this era of everyone being gay and diverse, no guilt is being had from girls eating each other’s buttholes for the internet, TV, TINDER, or fun….we’re all a bunch of heathen perverts into cumming.
That’s not the point, the point is that she’s looking hotter than ever, is reinventing herself as a serious actor who will eat pussy for a role, and we need more of that, even though everyone is that!
But yes, it’s a rebrand to make her or keep her A-List, relevant, and not seen as some candy pop bullshit star, she’s edgy….or soemthing…who cares…she looks good and most actors can’t say the same…so I’ll take it.
Irina Shayk is a Russian model who I used to think was the hottest model in the Sports Illustrated stable of models, which wasn’t saying much, because even before the whole inclusion thing made them stray from hot chicks and basically become a parody of themselves that I was planning to do back in the day but never had the budget to do, where instead of hot SI models, you use fat as fuck girls, but that parody became a reality thanks to enough people whining on the internet and media folding to the agenda…
But yeah, even though her being the hottest SI model, in an era where that didn’t mean much, cuz the other models were Nina Agdal….all thanks to playing it proper after being a beard to Ronaldo……only to become a beard to Brad Cooper knowing that getting knocked up by him after her decade struggle of basically climbing through the mountains of Siberia to escape communist Russia….to top the charts of bikini pics pervert american bros jerk off to….meant EAT THAT SPERM WITH THAT UTERUS HARD and FAST before it’s all taken away from you like it was for your grandparents when Russian went Communist…you know that sense of urgency..
Well, she’s back in Russia, at least in photos for their fashion magazine, because she’s one of their own…a reminder that Russian woman despite being cold and calculated are some of the best women…
This green shit is weird, but St Patrick’s Day is coming and it’s better than the Lucky Charms that turn your cereal milk green…but you can jerk off to both, one is just a better option…there’s a fetish in this…it’s just too bad that if she’s going to go all Irish, why not do some Riverdance….
