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2021

24

Feb

Madison Beer in a Sheer Stripper Outfit Showing Tit of the Day

You’d think having a site like this would mean I am up to speed or give a fuck about celebrity nudity, or their slutty moments…I don’t…I just repost the shit other people have reposted because I really don’t care and it’s all just fucking clickbait or an excuse for me to have verbal diarrhea no one reads through my shitty typing skills…because I don’t know what else to do with myself…

Meaning, I don’t know much about any of these people, but I know who Madison Beer is…some youtube starlet who sang cover songs thanks to her mom having a hard on for Justin Bieber’s career, only to get Beer signed with Bieber’s agency…all while having no songs anyone who didn’t follow her on Youtube would know….and I am sure a lot of the people following her on Youtube before her legit deal weren’t there for the music…but her mom’s strategy of letting ppl know her baby got titties…not that I’ve seen the Youtube, but based on her work for the paparazzi the last two years, the tits are her big selling point….that she makes a point of reminding us about..

But I don’t know whether these pics are new or old, or if that’s her bush or not, but it is a hot stripper outfit and there’s nipple, and really that’s what I am here for…

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2021

24

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t fancy myself a style icon, or I didn’t over the years of looking like a fat fuck in soiled sweatpants, all homeless and smelling a piss, stale bear, and failure…the whole giving up on life…or winning at losing….

But as it turns out, everyone dresses like that, so maybe I am a style icon that I don’t give credit to…

I mean for the longest time, probably starting in High School when I realized a pussy wedgie was a thing…i loved the pussy wedgie…I thought it was greaet….and I’d let ever girl I met know it….”why don’t you pull your pants up higher, maybe you’ll like it, maybe it will tickle”…because along with looking sexy…the cameltoe is FUNCTIONAL style cuz it rubs up on clit and clit is sensitive…

Now that all girls in activewear are into showing cameltoe for style, modern day cleavage, it far easier to see full pussy definition than it was before the pussy wedgie was the focal point….even though it was always my focal point..

I guess like dressing like a homeless fat person, the pussy wedgie has grown into its own and is getting all the glory every MAN out there that has looked and loved a cameltoe has been waiting for, so that we don’t have to be as crafty with our staring at the cameltoe to see it…these bitches are handing them to us by just getting dressed!!

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2021

24

Feb

Dove Cameron Bra of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some creepy Disney kid or child star who gives off the vibe that she’s been really destroyed by the industry while still being in the industry…because once you’re in, you can’t escape, like a high paying prison sentence in a mansion or series of luxury resorts…or wherever it is the 1% do…

I don’t know why she’s got her tit out, censoring the nipple, but it’s probably similar to most of her casting calls….you know Hollywood is perverted..

It could also be that all girls have to show their tits to exist, and part of her rebrand from child star to adult star requires re-packing her…and since her audience are a bunch of pervert porn subscribers launching only fans when not sending strangers from TINDER butthole pics….you gotta up the level…and that’s what I guess this is…..but I also don’t know Dove Cameron or give a fuck so there’s that.

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2021

24

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit you Fat Fucks.

They don’t want you to be fit…they want you sick, fat, on meds…consuming…so if you don’s want to do it for yourself, for your well being, for your longevity…do it to fight the system man….

Or you can just be sick, fat, consuming….while staring at girls who deem themselves fit enough to post their nudes to fitness fetish sites…because staring at the hot fit chicks has really been the only thing good about fitness to me…really the only reason to go to the gym if the government has opened gyms…because they want you sick, fat, on meds…consuming….so you don’t have the energy to fight them…so of course gyms are the first to lockdown in LOCKDOWN..

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2021

24

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the top titty actress of the year according to me. I am sure there are titty actors out there….we’ve seen a few…but not as fresh tittied as this one….because they were clever enough to keep her titties secret…rather than as a ploy to bait dudes in before swapping out their tits on IG to tits on OF….instead they said “THESE TITTIES ARE WORTHY OF THE A LIST”…

So she’s been on a bunch of hit shows, she’s in movies, she’s launced a production studio, has optioned and sold at least one book, with superstar french quebecker director….when she could have just been a titty model.

What an over achiever…..a bait and switcher…a “you think I am cute in the secondary guest role, but wait til you see what I am hiding under this shirt”….which I guess is the best kind of bait and switcher you can find..it’s like the titties just came out of no where…great surprise for all.

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2021

24

Feb

Rebecca Black Titty Top of the Day

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It’s not Friday yet…..

The victim of cyberbullies everywhere who mocked her shitty viral hit despite it going super fucking viral…to the point that it is still referenced today…..who instead of the industry EATING HER UP and MOOCHING off her….left her alone to forever be a meme…when now they’ll sign anyone who has followers, whether they have hit songs or not…

So to show my support…solidarity….to laugh at how it was….now that we see how it is…and the best way to do that is to stare at her tits….

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2021

24

Feb

Salma Hayek Wet of the Day

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Salma Hayek posed a picture of her soaking wet with the caption I’m ready “rain on me” which I assume is code for being peed on…but I am not too sure…I am not one of those rich guys who buys super famous women to pee on so I can’t really relate….I don’t even pee on the crackwhores I give money to…it’s a little too degrading for my liking, even if they are begging for it…since younger people are really into peeing on…while old fucks like me remember the first time a girl “squirted” on us during sex, that musky cat piss smell….thinking…”that bitch just peed on me”…..

That’s not to say I haven’t peed on a girl, it just means I don’t pee on girls. There’s a difference…

As it turns out, Salma Hayek, who has been hot her entire acting career in part because of her big Lebanese / Mexican titties…is still hot in her 50s…in part because of her big lebanese / mexican titties….we call them SHWARMA TACO….or I guess we’d call her vagina that…maybe this is more of a Tomale…I’m not a foodie…I don’t have the answers…

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2021

24

Feb

Tana Mongeau Dirty Butthole of the Day

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Tana Mongeau is the overpaid pile of shit on Youtube who is strategically in the storylines of a a bunch of other Youtubers, so that they can all profit off Youtube’s creator program that pays them each 10s of millions of dollars for talking nonsense to their cameras…

She’s got a really rugged look and a real rugged laugh…as she tries to stir up stupid drama about the Jake Paul brothers and other idiots….who if you met, you’d think are zero fucking compelling, but the internet has still gifted them…because the internet is stupid..

I’ve seen one of her videos where she’s whining about some fucking sugar daddy experience that seemed like a lie…then the whole being into porn, masturbating, edgy being cool, has allowed her to fuck porn chicks including Bella Thorne…because they are so wild….like girls at a frat party making out…where they don’t have to leave the house and just do it on the internet…for tens of millions of dollars…

This is her ASSHOLE behind her THONG bikini as she takes on Miami, which is going to be the HUB for all these youtubers because Florida is better than California…plus no taxes..so they can keep more of the stupid money you’d argue they don’t deserve…but that they do deserve since Google is making money off them too….where as the real idiots are on Facebook and instagram where Zuckerberge hoards the money you make him to buy private islands in Hawaii or some shit…

Either way, asshole behind thong…

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2021

24

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I saw that weed was legalized or soon to be legalized in New Jersey and I don’t know what that means for the weed influencers out there doing slutty content with weed in hopes of getting weed brands to pay them.

Influencers need an angle in this saturated market of everyone being an influencer…

Weed being illegal is just another reason why you shouldn’t let the Government babysit you…if you’ve smoked weed, it’s the MOST tame thing to do, you get high for 10 minutes and the effects are “your mind chills out”…which is pretty fucking good thing to do for that mental health shit….Weed does not make you go schizo and kill your family…so the fact that it was ever illegal is the FUCKING crime man…

The good news with weed being legal is that more and more girls will hop on the “I’m high in my underwear” photoshoots giving you more things to jack off to…not that 95 percent of girls getting naked on the internet don’t get high…if anything getting high may be why they get naked on the internet…it’s easier than getting a job…

SO, as a weed supporter, here’s other weed supporters who get naked..

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2021

24

Feb

Daisy Keech in Lingerie of the Day

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Daisy Keech is some LA based 21 year old who got famous on TikTok because she was affiliated with some bullshit called the “Hype House” which was a house funded, probably bay a Chinese Communist Party Nationalist, where they sent a bunch of the TikTok stars to live amongst each other and basically produce TikTok’s all day for money…

She is no longer part of the marketing house that she was credited as being a co-founder of, but has gone onto other money making things like a PREMIUM FAN SITE…where she gets half naked for money…a noble reason to get half naked…even if we’ve grown accustomed to the free nudes all these girls were producing for likes and follows…before realizing “shit I can get paid for this”…

She’s known for her booty…so this is her booty….

The good news is that being nude or half nude or monetizing your nudes is considered cool, or that you’re an idiot if you don’t…because even with all her TIKTOK followers and her 10k per TIKTOK branded post, she’s more into the selling nude shit…and that’s fucking great for all of us into looking at nudes…

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