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2021

Mar

Rowan Blanchard Biker Booty of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a barely hot Disney child star that I’m not sure I can call an actual star since I assume the Boy Meets World remake didn’t do that much for anyone and wasn’t watched by anyone..and the only person who really profited from the hype was Maitland Ward as it allowed her to reconnect with old fans willing to pay her to get naked, which evolved into taking big black dick in produced porn….

But it got Rowan 5 million followers on instagram, so she matters…despite looking a lot like a boy dressed as a girl…

From what I know about Rowan is that she’s currently working as an actor on some really shitty show called Snowpiercer about a train in the apocalypse…but I also know that she annouced she was trans or lesbian or gender fluid or bi sexual…I can’t keep track of the over-labeling these kids use to describe themselves like they deserve their own unique branding despite all being the same….bullshit…

SHe moved to Brooklyn, to be artsy and edgy with other rich people, and I guess this is her showing you why lesbians like motorbikes so much, you can angle your cunt on it to get off with each rev…

This seems to be a meme I don’t understand, but I’m only here for the ass shot.

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2021

Mar

J.Lo Titty Dress of the Day

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J.Lo is a trashcan of a human and not just because her pussy is old, played out and washed up but not washed up. enough to get those smells off of it….because those smells are permanent damage like when you shit on your couch when drunk and it’s just never quite the same…only the rich and famous version…

Point being, despite being 50 and rich as shit, a mom who could spend her time being a mom, her EGO just won’t let her take a break…

So along with releasing music, playing Super Bowls, doing media on how to be hot at 50 without BOTOX, despite looking like a muppet with too much BOTOX, since it’s pretty easy to fucking lie about her face injections like every other bitch out there…they are actors…but along with all that…she’s trying to maintain her sex appeal, instead of just aging gracefully on her pile of money…and the whole thing is shameless, greedy and disgusting and if you can jerk off to her…like she’s not a banged out 50 year old…this black dress clickbait is for you…

I personally had a funderal for J.Lo’s sex appeal before the kids…not that I was even into the J.Lo diaper ass look, but it was better than these lies she’s spreading, like a liar….starving for attention…even though she’s got everything and has achieved everything…give it up already…make room for new talent you MOOCH…glutton eating up all the opportunity cuz you’re J.Lo…that’s not very inclusive or empowering for other women if you don’t let them in on some of those opportunities you’re keeping to your damn old as shit photoshopped self…

It’s like everyone is inclusivity, diversity, give people a chance, open up the doors you evil white men of Hollywood, yet J.Lo’s here taking all the work…cancel her already…her show’s had more than enough seasons already.

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2021

Mar

Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day

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The funniest thing about Michelle Monaghan, is that even when she posts a shameless bikini selfie that she’s pretending isn’t a shameless bikini selfie, even though all bikini selfies are shameless attempts at clickbait….no matter what the girl posting the bikini pics tries to tell you…we know the truth….but yeah, despite posting bikini pics for attention, I have no idea who Michelle Monaghan is…

I always just assume she’s on Lost, but I was corrected last time I wrote a post on how she was on Lost and how dumb a series that must have been, since I’ve never seen an episode…because I’m not a journalist and I don’t post facts.

As it turns out, the lost actress is Evangeline Lily, living this one a giant question mark that WIKIPEDIA has guided me through…because that’s all it takes to be a Journalist and post facts…

She’s 44, a Golden Globe Nominee for True Detective Season 1, she’s been in Mission Impossible movies and is now in a bikini….and this post was far too drawn out when it should just be: Michelle Monaghan in bikini for attention….

Which is where I’ll leave it.

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2021

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants may not be a life changing pant, there have been tight pants since the dawn of time, or at least since the dawn of pants being invented, and we’ve all seen and even worn our fair share of tight pants…

So getting excited about tight pants like it’s a big deal is idiotic,because it is not a big deal….it’s just the way it is…

However, staring at tight pants is a good use of your time, I mean what else do you have to do, it’s not like you have anything going for you…..so spend it staring at tight pants…

Luckily, with this COVID work from home shit, women have all hoppped onto the Tight Pant trend….and are rocking the tight pants daily….not that it was all that abnormal to see tight pants at the grocery store on moms and babes just off school, work or a workout class….where I’d line up behind them to stare at their asses, or if I was lucky, their cunts….

Tight pants give us a glimpse of the body the girl in the tight pants has under the tight pants, plus with all this comfort is king shit, the volume of tight pants available to us on the internet is massive….even if the girls wearing these tight pants are actually like lazy slobs, in sweatpants, it doesn’t look like that, and looks are everything, despite the lies they try to feed you about inclusivity….

Here’s a bunch of tight pants because it is TUESDAY!

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2021

Mar

Today’s Hero and Other Videos of the Day

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Rescue Beaver Making a Dam in the House…

Domestic Dispute

Girl with Tourettes Gets a Covid Test

Cobra in the Toilet

Birds Vs a Guy…

Camel Kicks a Motherfucker…

Woman Mad at Fisher

How Cutie Gets her Phone Back

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2021

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t want to write about Meghan Markle again, as far as I am concerned she’s still the Deal or No Deal girl who barely exists, but today, I had a neighbor try to tell me how horrible the Royal Family is because they were racist against Markle, meaning Markle’s scam is working, people are siding with her and buying into her nonsense…

People need to remember that first and foremost, Oprah and Harry are working on a project together, meaning it’s all marketing….

People need to also remember that Markle is an actress, barely an actress, but she fancies herself an actress, even if before making it as an actress, she did Deal or No Deal, bottom feeding shit….that you have to assume she did bottom feeding shit to get…like licking producer asshole…doing what it takes to make it…

Actors are the worst kind of ladder climbing opportunisits who believe their own hype. They are into themselves, think they deserve fame and fortune and fans, and clearly this is all just a show for her…..knowing that NO ONE will say she’s shitty, now that she’s a victim of racism, in what I’ll call barely racism, because I know interracial couples from Asian/WHite, Black/White, Indian/White and the most common question asked is “which parent he will look more like”…..it’s not racist to wonder if the baby will come out looking white or asian, black, Indian…it’s just curiosity in the way genetics work….

So now everyone is pulling the POOR Meghan, instead of “this ladder climber, climbed the wrong ladder, when clearly she followed her Disney dreams of being a Princess, realizing it’s way better to be married to a dot com billionaire instead, as they are as trashy as her”…

Then there’s the whole lie about not googling the Royal Family, acting all innocent, which is another sugar baby tactic they use to pretend they didn’t manipulate their way to where they are….

Ask any rich guy about Sugar Baby experiences, there’s a strategy to look like they aren’t just mooches, which is when ACTING comes into play….

There are also rumors that when she was in Toronto she was in the YACHTING circuit, which is the sugar baby circuit for the very rich….and I know people who have shoved their cocks in her best friend Jessica Mulroney, so I am not an expert on this shit, but STOP hyping up Meghan Markle to me, I’m just here trying to get my dog to shit, shouldn’t you be scared of COVID or something you old slut…

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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t get into the anti-vaxxing, vaxxer thing because it seems to be all anyone talks about…and that makes it boring….

But I saw the Pfeizer CEO didn’t get his Vaccine last week and couldn’t get into Israel under this new Vaccine health pass they are trying to implement on the world, even though the vaccines aren’t proven to work and the virus itself is barely deadly….99 percent survival rate is not very deadly…

It made me laugh knowing that he knows the vaccine better than anyone, it is his company’s product, and he’s not even getting it….whether he plays that he needs to save all doses for the old people or not…we know this vaccine is a cash grab for all the people involved…and they aren’t libel for the people who die from it…total pardon on the deaths…it’s a pandemic afterall, they are just trying to help for PROFIT….

We also know that they are Marketing Vaccines like they are marketing Clubhouse…scarcity…you can’t get into the club with a bunch of egotistical assholes who like hearing themselves talk about nonsense…without an invite…the whole “can you get it” race to line up to get it…it’s BASIC fucking marketing, it’s how Facebook launched, how GMAIL launched…INVITE only….limited edition….which means I guess Supreme and the other lame streetwear companies did the same thing with their limited edition drops….only for a vaccine…

So I don’t care if you get vaccinated and think you’re doing your part to save humanity, or of you don’t get vaccinated because you’re more interested in other things, I also don’t care if you wear women’s panties…your body your right….BUT I do know that those who aren’t vaccinated are going to be LYNCHED by the VACCINATED…and that’s going to be fun viral videos to watch….the modern day anti-masker….

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2021

Mar

Miley Cyrus Does Toxic in the Shower for Britney of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted this shower video as a tribute to her fallen Disney sister Britney who posted a similar video last week to pretend that she runs her social media despite being held in captivity…for everyone to ignore for decades until the woke decided to pick it up as a campaign to be into on social media..

I am ahead of the curve on everything, but since Britney was held captive, I’ve been saying how fucked up a situation it is that all these people go to her shows like she’s not captive…a reminder of how shit people are…

But Miley, who I guess feels she can relate to Britney as they were trained by the same mouse, rebranded as sexual beings who perform, and have had huge successes, probably fears BILLY RAY moving in on her money to buy all the cows he needs at his ranch, even though he’s got his own money, or realizes that her hick family is not the same exploitative rich family as white trash Louisiana dads who would sell their daughter for a pint of Whiskey…you know white trash shit…while Miley came from rich kids life, Britney was the source of the riches and those MILKED until empty…..

Or it’s just a fun excuse to post some shower videos on her social media cuz girl loves being naked and I’m into looking at her naked so we’re clearly in synch…..me and Miley….

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2021

Mar

Josie Canseco Nipple Flash of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the fun and wild party girl, socialite raised by a trashy pro athlete and his hooters wife, who despite being rich, acts like a trashy girl trying to get any and all attention she can, which in this case involves her flashing some tit for the gram….

She’s been doing the model thing for a while now, so it naturally evolving into being some kind socialite party girl makes sense, what the fuck else is she to do with that Canseco money and access, especially since she’s fucking hot…

She’s aligned with shitty youtubers, got into scandals, done that whole thing, and has finally come to this form of showing her tits because flashing tits is so thrilling, it’s not something for trash can girls, or strippers, it is for all girls…no matter how expensive the restaurants she goes to is….

It’s a weird world, but not that weird, since I am all for seeing tits being flashed like I’m at a college party, but from the comfort of my computer screen…zero effort titty flashes are the best…I mean I don’t even know this girl, yet I am being flashed by the girl, no wonder the internet is so addictive.

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2021

Mar

Heidi Klum Cleavage of the Day

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Heidi Klum brought her tits out to promote her husband’s book, because nothing sells books you don’t give a fuck about and will never read like 50 year old model wife’s hot German tits….that must be made in a lab, or a product of German genetic testing two or three generations ago…they call it strategic breeding…which I guess the woke would look down upon, you know the whole Nazi thing, but it’s also called Lebensborn….or EUGENICS….

The book’s description:

Bill Kaulitz (1989), also known mononymously as BILLY for his solo act, is a German singer and songwriter. He is best known for his work as the lead singer of -pop-rock band Tokio Hotel.

Nice to have a wife old enough to be your mom who still looks hot despite being 50 or near 50 who shows her support for your bullshit vanity project because being in a hit band and marrying a hot model isn’t enough for the ego, you need to make a book about it…..and she’s doing the free promo the best way she possibly could, assuming she’s not ready to post videos of her fucking the book, or trying to fit the book into her asshole….the way German BDSM porn would have probably written and directed this campaign…assuming there was ample feces….but instead it’s just tits that look good….

I don’t know about you, but Heidi Klum has been consistently fucking hot and is still consistently hot…even if you know she’s had 300 kids with Seal’s arm sized penis….and we’ve got a lot to look forward to when her near 17 year old daughter turns 18 and keeps them Klum genetics modelling…you’ll have to google her….

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