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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Feb

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt was invented for girls to make their booty’s pop even if they didn’t have as much booty as they’d need to make it pop in other positions….

The Frog Butt is an ON YOUR KNEES, BACK IS ARCHED tactic that if they were to try while standing wouldn’t work….

I know you’ve seen the girls who know how to turn themselves into Centaurs, all dropping their hips and curving their lower backs in unhuman like ways…all for the booty pic they will facetune before uploading to give even more booty…all while complaining about how MEN give women unrealisitc body images even though we’d all fuck basically anything willing…and unwilling for a lot of you sick fucks…

But the booty needs to be showcased, otherwise how does a woman clickbait right….and this is the pose, or one of the poses, in the repertoire of the slut…

So here are some Frog Butts and they are good…

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2021

Feb

Beyonce Humping The Couch of the Day

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I have watched self-produced internet porn of girls fucking pillows to get off, which I think is a weird thing to fuck to get off, but these girls are insatiable, at least the emotionally stunted ones looking for that release to help their anxiety, depression and finances from posting it on the internet for dudes into watching girls fuck pillows..

I find it a little creepy, you know there’s ample sex toys and household objects to put in a cunt, why limit it to grinding against a pillow…plus it’s too fucking soft to really give the orgasm you need…not that I have a vagina or know anything about a vagina other than that they are pretty dry when I touch them despite all the rumors I’ve heard of wetness…you know maybe being the man who makes women not horny in an era where they are fucking pillows cuz they are too horny and can’t go through the day without cumming on the hour….is a super power that will SAVE the future….from people letting the government throw them in FEMA camps cuz they are too busy fucking pillows in front of the mirror for instagram….

The point is, Beyonce inher 40s is being provocative and rubbing that mom pussy on things like all the girls who get with Jay Z behind Beyonce’s back…celebrity life shit…

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2021

Feb

Kate Bosworth Tube Top of the Day

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I’ve always thought that Kate Bosworth was hotter than she got credit for…because she never had the viral success I think she should have had…maybe because she’s old or too old to go viral…maybe she wasn’t a very good actres…I mean there’s a reason she never broke through to the A-List…and the truth is, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen her in an actual movie that wasn’t some straight to NETFLIX, back when straight to NETFLIX was worse than straight to DVD, because NETFLIX wasn’t what they are today, but were doing all they could to buy affordable content to keep their paying memebers paying so that they could be what they are today…which I guess means that Kate Bosworth and the low quality shit she was in…along with Eric Roberts and all the other has-beens those straight to Netflix movies cast are the reason for all your NETFLIX excitement you get to watch today now that your life and existence rely on TV because COVID shit…you know where they BRAINWASH and manipulate you through content without you even knowing..which is precisely what I am doing here…BRAINWASHING YOU…to give me your money….I am just not very good at it.

All this to say Kate Bosworth, old as shit or not, still hot and underrated.

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2021

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Whoever says that full back panties aren’t equal panties to other panty styles is the kind of idiot who buys into the lies the media feeds them…because all panties, although made different, are still the fucking barrier between man and cunt, and that barrier will always represent both a challenge and a beacon of hope for a better tomorrow…because seeing girls in panties is often times more exhilerating than seeing a bitch naked…it’s the tease man, the romance, the being subtle…etc…

The people who were dumb enough to throw their full back panties in the trash in the 2000s thong craz are the same people who believe the moon landing happened in 1960s…with the limited tech the have…only to never happen again….I guess they are the same people who believe in covid too….the idiots…

They are also the people who think BUSH is bad, bald pussy or nothing, which sounds pretty fucking gay to me, but then again, with everyone being gay, I get it.

I am a panty activist advocate, supporter…so long as it’s panties, I’m down to stare…so keep your panty hate, your panty segregation, your panty discrimination out of these parts…because ALL PANTY LIVES matter you racist fuck..

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2021

Feb

Nina Agdal High Cut Swimsuit of the Day

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I used to make fun of Nina Agdal and all her a retard because for whatever reason I thought she looked a little DOWNS back when she was a trending, fit, overrated Sports Illustrated model living the dream…before being a sugar baby ex Sports Illustrated model who fucks the son of a Sports Illustrated model alumni, you know because he was raised in that world and understands her line of work, even though no one is hiring this bitch, but rather she’s just cruising off her savings, his savings, his mom’s savings, I don’t fucking know, but how much could an SI Swim model who is no more really make…there’s a reason they all marry rich…and really how much could she have possibly made even at the top of her career…I get that Sports Illustrated gets brand deals they need models to star in the campaigns for…and I get that they are overpaid to do that…advertising shit…but even if she has money from that, it’s better to spend the money of the dude she’s fucking rather than her own nest egg…that’s the sugar baby way.

ANYWAY, the point of this is to say I don’t think she looks Downsy anymore, I don’t think she looks like a full retard waterhead, and that could be because of the era of everyone being a muppet….where she looks less like a muppet in her old age…or maybe her muppet injections made her lo0ok better.

She’s in a one piece leotard thing and you can see some pussy definition and I guess that’s what the SWIM model life is about…showing the pussy…

Some more bikini pics:

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2021

Feb

Lourdes Leon Titties of the Day

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Oh My Lourdes….

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s fun daughter who lives that fun life because when your mom is Madonna, who the fuck cares what anyone says, or about accomplishing anyhting, besides just going through your day taking the opportunities that fall on your lap.

I am a big believer in nepotism, because if you’re Madonna’s daughter, you deserve all the opportunities because your mom is Madonna….

I mean coming out of her cunt has probably always been exciting, an achievement, a status symbol for all the cocks that have come out of her cunt…so it only makes sense that if you came out of her cunt like a used condom or a load she squeezes out of her into the toilet…you’d have even better payout, hype, etc…than the cocks that came out of her cunt…

Now Lourdes may be a hairy, hip, modern, feminist, exhibitionist from her coddled, exclusive upbringing, but you can see part of her nipple in this campaign she was cast in for being Madonna’s daughter, and celebrity rich kid nipple is a fetish in and of its own….that I endorse around here.

So keep up the good work LOURDES…

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2021

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Fishnet Friday, which I think was the motivation behind that Rebecca Black song, or even that motivated the whole TGIF movement that ABC cashed in on despite being an expression we all used before they trademarked it! You know, Disney shit…they just didn’t know how big of a deal Fishnet Friday was and it only took me 30 years to really solidify it as the MOST important thing to happen on a Friday besides it being the last day before your weekend…which is probably more inspiring to you than a bunch of bitches in fishnets being hot…

The fact is that the fishnet is the accessible pantyhose, sold in every walmart and drug store, for women to give you that romanticism you need by slipping into sexy lingerie that reminds you of a Playboy shoot or a 1920s french prostitute….because Fishnets have been around forever…thanks to some pervert fisherman with a dream….the SPANX billionaire of his pervert generation…

Either way, anything that girls wear to be sluttier is what you need to stare at to encourage them to keep the slut up…not that we need to encourage them of that, they already know, hence all these fishnet pics!!

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2021

Feb

Sunbathing Iguana and Other Videos of the Day

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Long Pipe Fail

It Do Go Down!

Camera Crew Gets Robbed…

Bear in the Store

Slick Biker Dismount

SPOT THE SUSPECT

Monkeys Don’t Fuck Around!

Texas Driving

How to Die…

The Parking Garage Frozen Pipe Fail…

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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CNN has posted fake news that offends me. Perpetuating lies….for tabloid bullshit….

No, I don’t mean about the tabloid news approach to covid, fear mongering, Trump, the woke, blm… that shit doesn’t phase me….even if it’s fucking dumb and usually triggered by the worst fucking attention seeking people trying to get clicks knowing fake activism gets clicks…they annoy me….but they don’t bother me…I see through their bullshit lies…

But today, they posted something that does…they said a “simp” is what kids call boys who are nice to girls….no it isn’t idiots…

They are trying to normalize being a simp or trying to make simp a bad word..to keep up the demasculination of males as part of their weird agenda…

So they are saying a SIMP is a boy who is NICE to girls…and they are being punished for it…so stop calling people SIMPS…and encourage boys to be girls….or nice to girls…at least I assume, I didn’t read the article….

A simp is a boy or man being manipulated by women also known as pussy whipped, bitch made, or what all the only fans girls refer to their paying customers as to other ppl when laughing about how much they make off them.

A simp is a boy girls don’t respect and take advantage of because they do what they are fucking told…it’s not even FRIEND ZONE….it’s lame dudes so desperate for female attention or to get noticed they fucking do everything they can as desperate as they can…only to not get what they hoped for because they are SIMPS..

Don’t be a fucking SIMP…You idiots….and don’t let CNN punish you for calling the SIMPS in your life SIMPS…they need to man the fuck up, you’re just helping..

Here are some morning links…in the morning…

Halsey Wants You All To Listen To Her Baby Bump Update Nonsense – Which is Why She’s in a Bikini
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Amazing Scandal – Jason Darula Got Sucked Off by a Trans
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Gracie Hunt and Her Friend Are Cranking Up the Heat in Mexico
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Kim Kardashian Credits Plant Based Diet for her Cosmetic Procedures!
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John Travolta’s 5 Million Dollar Maine Mansion is For Sale….For You To Buy and Fuck Where Travolta Likely Fucked Twinks…
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Nude Model in the Sand Dunes
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The Problem with Society is that You Don’t Watch Enough Elephant Videos
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Cat VS Tofu
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People Don’t Care About Crazy Things Done with Trains in Silent Movies…
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Prince Markie Dee is DEAD
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Topless German Model Being Hot
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UFC Fighter Julian Marquez Has Been Exchanging DMs With Miley Cyrus
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Atlanta Nightclubs Are Preparing for NBA All-Star Weekend Parties Despite Adam Silver’s Claims That There Won’t Be Any
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Top 10 Snacks Right Now
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Top 10 Products for the Outdoorsman
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Changing the site name from DrunkenStepfather to DrunkenSpeculum…or DrunkenStrepfather….or DrunkenStockBroker….because the stepfather thing with all these stepfather porn makes people think I am some dirty stepfather…sure, I am a pervert…but not that kind of pervert…because they were molested by their stepfather…I don’t know…but it’s not MY truth…not MY vision….they’ve WRONGFULLY labeled me…DISCRIMINATION….they have “Victims of Sexual Abuse Splained me…..and I’m the victim here…so STOP blaming me…I’m the DRUNKEN STRAPLEATHER…

I will not fold..I will continue to be irrelevant but still be an internet dinosaur….no one knows exists because I don’t have a stepHOUSE like the Vine, Youtubeers and TikTok Kids have….where they are Victims, Whiners, Sluts….who chase that money because that is all that matters in life when you’re ugly misguided trash…

Speaking of TRASH…These Demi Lovato praises are fucking trash….they should have made a lesson out of her…she should have lost her career, her life, she should have been BLACKLISTED, unhirable but instead they are SENSATIONALIZING it….treading it like a disease not irresponsible heroin overdosing…..

People are acting like they are so sad and compassionate about Demi Lovato’s overdose and pain….because now that there’s a bullshit 3 part series about it…bitch did heroin, overdosed, was able to play the Super Bowl and the Grammy’s a year later after HEALING…and this pandering shit…blame it on mental health shit…ANNOYS me…TREAT her like a fucking addict, and leave her to her own devices on the fucking streets after she burns through her money…FUCK Demi Lovato and this Heroin Addict inclusivity shit…garbage….good thing I know people don’t actually care….but LET the addict live like other addicts…this sensationalizing of it needs to come with a disclaimer because like trans before it, they young and confused will all try to be different, get noticed, have people make docs on them as they chase clout….by doing heroin….

Here are some stepLINKS!

Elizabeth Olsen in a Magazine!
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Isabella Fonte Doing the Spilts, She’s Amazing
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Britney Palmer is WORKING on her Tan
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Jason DeRulo (and other Rappers) are Not Down with the Trans! Crazy Story.
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Lili Reinhart’s Riverdale Sex Scene!
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Naked Girl Optical Illustion
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Rihanna Looking Awesome in a BikinI top Promoting her Book
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Haley Kilil Gets Glam!
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Champagne Cork to a Bitch’s Face
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Buck’s Heiress has an Amazing Friend in a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Takes Wheel in a Bikini
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Paris Hilton is 40 Years Old and Not Married!
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Chantel Jeffries on the Toilet
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One Inch Punch Destroys Brick
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Madonna’s Daughter in a Hot Shoot for Marc Jacobs
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Nikki Bella’s Plunging Neckline!
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Olivia Culpo in a Low Cut Shirt…
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Jeopardy Contestants Have No Idea who Jimmy Butler Is
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What are the Odds of this Happenning!
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Kourtney Kellar Wants You to Know the Nuggets have a Game
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9MM Bullet Spins like a Top on Ice
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Dropping Phone in the Hot Pot
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Crazy Things Silent Movies did with Trains
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Lottie Moss is Upset!
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Tom Brady Dunked on All the Doubters
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Brandi Glanville Wants to be Eaten
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When the drunk Tailgate is the Diving Board, You’re Not Dealing with Pros
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Italy’s Volcano Eruption
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Saving a Child Stuck in the Well
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Lucy Hale is Getting Fit
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Sister is Dating an NFL Player Too
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The 340 Million Dollar Contract Extension
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Lady Putting Water in the Water Cooler
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Lost Elephant Finds the Herd
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Being Buried in Puppies Looks Fun
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Demi Lovato had 3 Strokes and a Heart Attack During her Overdose
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Bar Made Out of Snow
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Bullet Train Through the Snow
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Triplets Communicating to Creep You Out
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The Kid from Modern Family to Creep You Out
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Nude Model with Long Hair
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Million Dollar Wheel of Fortune Win
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Every Radio Head Album as Described by Eric Andre
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Malia Obama Joins Donald Glover’s Writing Team
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Taya Vais in a Topless Shoot is Amazing
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In Case You Missed It – Saxophone Songs from All Ages
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Eiza Gonzalez is in Green
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Kendall Jenner at the Nets Game
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Classic Shows Reimagine with Disney Characters
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Youtubers are Taking on Puerto Rico to Avoid Paying Taxes….LOCAL OFFSHORE TAX EVASION…
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Top 10 Snacks Right Now!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Jordyn Jones Legs at a Steakhouse
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Georgia Fowler in some Swim Photoshoot
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Delilah Belle Hamlin in some Photoshoot
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Hailee Steinfeld in some Photoshoot
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Maddy Petsch in some Photoshoot. Fit Body
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Hailey Baldwin in a Mask
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Malin Ackerman in Jeans
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Ellen Pompeo in Leggings
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Michelle Pfieffer Old in a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Societal Decay Episode 2
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Dildo Threesomes
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SO MANY TAN LINES!
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Hottest Tits!
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Amateur Using a Butt Plug
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Shower Rider
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Drunk Girls…
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32 Ounce Pussy
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Amateur Anal
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Orgasm Quiver
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You Can Tie it in a Knot
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Animals HATE Us
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Crank That Soulja Boy
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Finger Licker
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Big Dildo Ride
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Face Grinding Lesbians
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Suction Dildo Doing Its Job
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Hot Tits Sophie
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Girl Doing Some Sex Training
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Hot Chick Christina Cruise
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Lesbians
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Hot Chick Alina Stripping
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