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2021

18

Feb

Hailee Steinfeld Stretch of the Day

Watch this video closely…

It is Hailee Steinfeld stretching….

So watch it closely….in part because young starlet Hailee Steinfeld is looking her hottest which I would argue makes her potentially the hottest “A-Lister” around…which may be a GENEROUS list to put her on but she’s A-List enough for me to consider her that…and it’s my site so fuck you..

I mean what other under 30 A-Listers are out there? Dakota and Elle Fanning? The main ones getting hype like Margot Robbie, Jen Lawrence, Brie Larson are all in their 40s….who else gets hype….Scar/Jo who must be 45 now…who else is there? Selena Gomez? She’s got nothing on Steinfeld in terms of her look…so I’m going with Steinfeld is an A-Lister and she’s looking her best and I am sticking to it…which is part of the reason why you should watch this.

The other reason is her dad is a trainer to the stars, so she was raised in fitness and knows how to stretch like the pros…

So functional and hot..the way everything your masturbation should be.

Hailee Steinfeld Stretch

Hailee Steinfeld Stretch

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2021

18

Feb

Miley Cyrus Ass Shot of the Day

Miley’s Ass is looking good…despite her sober bullshit aspirational “don’t do drugs, do you” nonsense that doesn’t factor in that doing drugs is MORE fun than doing you, HENCE the doing drugs…you fucking losers..

I am not going to go into a SOBER person rant, because YOU all know how shitty SOBER people are with their judgemental commentary about how you shouldn’t drink so much, or their VEGAN approach to letting everyone know that they are SOBER…and making it about them like it’s an attention seeking thing they deserve…like we need to celebrate their 40 day sober coin they got in a CHURCH basement, like it’s an accomplishment…get the fuck out of here..

I like the kind of ex drunks who don’t drink and don’t talk about not drinking because when they did drink, they ruined their fucking lives and know they can’t continue that if they want to survive…because they aren’t fucking “ambassadors” trying to preach shit…they keep it to their damn self…

But when it comes to drinking, I can’t handle. a motherfucker who hasn’t been drunk at least 100 times in their life….and when you meet people who say shit like “I don’t drink because I like to be in Control”….especially dudes who say that…because girls saying that are just being responsible so they don’t get date raped by perverts when they are blacked out…you know it’s the kind of dude to AVOID…

SO fuck sober people and their mantras and catchphrases, rehabs and “programs”…you weak fucks..

That said, Miley’s in the best shorts, showing off her ass, and it’s looking good to me….but I am a fan of Miley and all she’s done with her Dinsey owned brain…it’s inspired so many nudes…so her doing the sleazy, wild, half naked thing for attention after being BORING as shit when she was married…is WELCOMED behavior…

KEEP on showing us that ass Miley, but try with a little MORE asshole!!



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2021

18

Feb

Tana and Riley Wash a Car of the Day

Here’s a very important video of one of the top Youtubers, who annoys the fuck out of me anytime I see her horse face, deep voiced, annoying laugh videos….where she tells bullshit stories about being a Vegas sugar baby, wo is now a rich as shit LA scenester thanks to all the young people who buy into the contrived, lame, attention seeking YOUTUBE storylines like it’s a reality Tv show…and I guess it is in ways…since these idiots are just documenting themselves and cashing in….

But anyway, Tana Mongeau, who’s claim to fame was being used by Bella Thorne for Bella to get into that Youtube world where the kids are, and dominate because she’s an actual celebrity…..does an ONLYFANS premium content cash grab…and obviously…she partners up with social media whore porn chicks…like Riley Reid, who may be the biggest name in Porn, not that that really requires much effort, I mean…it’s porn…you can get famous doing porn….even nasty pig looking bitches pull it off…the hot girls still avoid doing porn…even if more and more are starting as porn gets more and more normalized…and I really have no hate for any of these sluts…they are raising the bar, setting the tone, starting the trend for all these other girls who would have NEVER done anything like this 20 years ago, to go hardcore…fame is addictive and naked is the easy way for fame to happen.

So…in being clickbait, they make this content idiots potentially pay for together and this is that video…if you like it…you can go give them your money…if you don’t,…you can give me your money…but you won’t…you never do…you asshole.

I don’t know, premium content starring a porn chick, should have some porn in it, but Tana being mainstream is playing it safe while pretending to be hard, cuz she’s getting idiots paying her to do this and all these idiots care about is money….cuz they are nasty.

Washing a car when you’re two rugged bitches is not an interesting concept, even if these money hungry idiots make stupid amounts of money from idiots doing it….there’s no accounting for taste or quality you know…these girls don’t even know what they are doing…I’ve seen HOT bikini car washes and I’ve seen ugly girls doing bikini car washes and all bikini car washes are better than this BTS for the inside perspective like you’re their with them….we don’t need to be there with them….do better you lazy ass pigs.

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2021

18

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Asshole Behind Thong Thursdays are a glorious day to celebrate the design flaw, that’s become a design win, in the design of the THONG…and that is that when bent over and looked at in the right way from the right angle you see full discolored asshole…

I don’t know what pioneer, trendsetter, first mover, figured it out, but I like to think they were taking thong selfies for someone on a dating app and realized they couldn’t get a good show without the asshole in…so they just went for it knowing they’d been fucking the dude in a few hours anyway…

Then there’s the whole hype of getting asshole pics from girls, nudes only count if there is anus in it, and everyone is so excited by anus, the unifying orifice…so any excuse to get the asshole out there is a good one…as asshole empowerment is real…

SO here’s some ASSHOLES behind thongs!

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2021

18

Feb

Salma Hayek Cleavage of the Day

Salma Hayek Cleavage

I recently saw some bullshit about Salma Hayek defending that she didn’t marry her billionaire for his money, but rather for love…and I thought the whole thing was idiotic because Salma Hayek is rich as shit in her own right, whether she burnt through her money or not, she’s Salma Hayek and if a nice billionaire is hitting on her at the same time some lowly millionaire is hitting on her….the millionaire likely less millions than she has….plus there’s the whole celebrity factor which also carries some value….because even if she’s broke being Salma Hayek is worth money…her IG alone has 17 million followers which is likely worth millions even though it’s just an instagram account…

So what I am saying is…rich and famous women date billionaires because they are just as shitty as the millionaires…only they have less to prove….

So if you’re whoever was calling out Salma Hayek for marrying a billionaire, saying she’s a gold digger, you’re a fucking idiot and don’t realize how much these TITTIES are worth….not to mention, it’s not like she’s Miranda Kerr…she’ SALMA HAYEK.

The Mexican Lebanese Dream…tits we’ve loved for 20 years…still has the tits and I am still a fan of all she does with those tits….so LEAVE Salma Alone internet…

I must defend her honor like the HERO I am…

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2021

18

Feb

Filippa Hamilton in a Magazine of the Day

THIS Magazine has tried to sue me over the years even though in the beginning of the internet, or my internet, as DrunkenStepfahter, these fuckers paid me 1,000 dollars a month for clicks…so did FHM, COMPLEX and even VICE…yes people I was a BIGGER deal than these billion dollar companies for a solid year or so before the raped and pillaged me and left me in the dust on their quest of internet greatness..

So posting their pics always annoys me…but I figure a name a big as FILIPPA HAMILTON…who I have NEVER heard of will break down that barrier…no, not a shoot they do with an actual famous bitch, which they get on the odd occasion…but some 40 year old model who worked for Ralph Lauren back when you were probably 10.

So here’s Filippa Hamilton whover the fuck that is…

I don’t know if a shoot could be more boring, I mean it’s not 1999 people, step it the fuck up…

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2021

18

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

You have to appreciate the evolution of a titty flash….what was once reserved for college bus trips to the volleyball tournament, Jerry Springer episodes that were Too Hot for TV, or Girls Gone Wild Springbreak insanity, that ended up getting Girls Gone Wild in trouble for documenting….then there’s the Mardi Gras thing…I’ve been flashed over the years both by asking to be flashed and by surprise…and it only too a specific kind of girl to do that flashing…

NOW…it is a trending internet challenge called the TITTY DROP….

So girls who aren’t even wasted, making bad decisions, that they’ll either live with for their life or sue and get paid out for…has become self produced content that will live on the internet forever and that they’ll chase to get deleted in 10 years when they find god, or a real job or a husband who isn’t into titty flashers….and the whole thing is pretty amazing..

The internet has made flashing tits seem like a great idea that people just hop into and do becuase they have tits they want seen…without any concept of “maybe this won’t age well”….or “maybe I won’t be into this down the line”…it’s that instant gratification thrill….one I like watching…

LET THEM TITTIES DROP….and maybe some of your balls will drop you underdeveloped fucks…

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2021

18

Feb

Phoebe Tonkin Nude of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin Nude

I don’t know when these Phoebe Tonkin titty pics are from, but that’s probably because I don’t know who Phoebe Tonkin is, despite having done a bunch of posts on her the last few months, because she’s got a hot body for a 31 year old that she shows off like an Australian would, because Australian girls have loose morals thanks to all the partying and lust for a good time they all seem to have, with those trashy accents and ancestors of criminals exiled there would do….but luckily, they have hot bodies, I guess surf and beach means general looking good in bikinis…it’s part of their lifestyle…along with being degenerate partyers…but then again, my Australian experience is one of slutty hot chicks having a good time as they travel from city to city spreading their legs…and not one of knowing what the fat, weird, locals look like…so my opinion, is more Crocodile Dundee inspired than ACTUAL fact…

BUT…this one is showing tits and that’s fun, so here are her tits…which are fun…..

If you don’t know who she is, she was on Vampire Diaries and Two Episodes of Westworld…not as exciting as the tits.

Phoebe Tonkin Nude

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2021

18

Feb

Alexis Ren Thong of the Day

Alexis Ren Thong

I don’t know if Alexis Ren has become a “sex worker” which is code for “WHORE” in this era of woke because being a sex worker, or someone who gets paid for sex type things seems more classy than whore, when whore is just way easier to say and paints a far more accurate picture…

But I guess you don’t need a premium site to sell your nudes to still pot your asshole behind your thong…because INSTAGRAM encourages it…that’s how you get those likes and views…and the only funny thing about it is that these clickbait girls posting erotica like it’s a casual pic pretend that they are influencers, or talent that is beyond being a body on instagram that gets half naked, not that there’s any issue with being a body on instagram to get jacked off to….it’s just that they pretend they aren’t while WE know what you are up to…I mean…you’re showing an asshole behind thong to a bunch of fucking people willingly…and I guess I am looking at it willingly….I just think it’s unfair that the girls who suck dick on camera aren’t able to pull the same deals…like Dancing with the Stars…shit that this girl got while being just as a whorey.

Point is, I don’t complain when girls who had a lot of hype, try to keep that hype, showing their ass in a thong…I encourage it…so KEEP it coming…or at least keep the fans coming…if you know what I mean.

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2021

18

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Whether the majority of the USA is under some weird storm or the aftershock of some weird storm….despite being something us Canadians deal with daily….the Tanline LIVES ON…

It is the beacon of hope that the summer will comeback to us, so that our COVID Lockdown bullshit will be replaced with SUNSHINE…while still locked down….and that sunshine will kiss the bodies of girls with nothing better to do than to tan in their bikinis as running an internet business of selling nudes takes less than an hour a day, leaving lots of time to sunbathe.

These TANLINES are either SPRAY TANS keeping the DREAM alive, or girls who live in hot places who can still get tanlines, or TRASHY girls who do the whole tanning bed because skin cancer fear can’t thwart their TANLINE efforts…and I am into tanlines…they are hot.

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