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2024

03

Sep

Margot Robbie’s Ready To Drop Milk Filled Tits in a Bikini of the Day

There’s a rumor or conspiracy that I love in which they say that all the hot chicks or the chicks packaged as hot, like Margot Robbie, are actually dudes or trannies because of some sort of Satanic Agenda….and it makes posting pics of celebs dudes jerk off to all the better.

So I’ve been convinced that Margot Robby is a dude who presents as a girl, in part due to her masculine face and lack of hips, because I ultimately haven’t been properly propagandized into believing she’s some sort of babe.

If anything, I find her boring as shit, sure naked in Wolf of Wall Street was fine, and where the career should have ended, like Eva Amurri in Californication…never to be heard of again….

But instead it launched a huge career, a huge celebrity and I think she may even be a billionaire thanks to Barbie and her future project doing a chick’s version of Fight Club where they get together in a basement and talk about each other behind their backs, until one of them finds out and fucks the other’s husband…you know that and knitting. CHICK THINGS…

So this super famous, constantly marketed as hot chick, while not really being that hot ends up knocked up, destroying my dreams of her being a MAN, not because I jerk off to her, but because you jerk off to you, and I love a good prank or troll.

Then I figured, maybe it’s a prosthetic, she’s in the movies, she’s got access to fake pregancy bellies…ONLY to be given a bikini pregnant ready to drop series of pictures from every angle DEBUNKING the lies I liked spreading….

Milk filled, blown out pussy, ready to drop….BORING….

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2024

03

Sep

Zendaya Showing Nipple of the Day

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I don’t find Zendaya hot, which can be seen as racism because everything in this current world seems to be racist…even though that’s toned down a lot because the average person has realized that racism is hilarious, some of the best jokes are racist and to not be racist is disrespectful to your heritage, it’s like selling yourself out because the internet told you to…so there are still plenty of cat owners out there who are weirdly uptight about not appearing to be racist which in and of itself is racist….and those people aren’t the reason I don’t find tall Zendaya hot, she’s basically a white dude with a tan really…

I don’t mind looking at her skinny girl tiny tits through a wife beater like it was the 90s, not that they are called wife beaters anymore because that triggers wife beaters into wanting to beat their wives, or maybe it triggers wives who have been beat into going into some PTSD convulsion….or MAYBE it’s those same cat owners with no friends or family outside of the internet who have decided that calling something a wife beater is insensitive to those beat up wives out there who I’m sure don’t actually give a fuck because they are too busy being beat up.

Point of the story, love sheer shirts….bring it….

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2024

03

Sep

Salma Hayek is an Old Billionaire’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

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The most exciting story around Salma Hayek is that she was bought by her husband who was a bratty rich kid and the son of a billionaire, who decided he wanted to tits that at the time were being celebrated across the globe, because those tits were A-List celebrity tits, so he had his team figure it all out and make it fucking happen….because money talks or some shit…

The other exciting story around Salma Hayek is that she’s actually not very beautiful at all, she’s got a strong jaw and is what you could call bulldog faced, but for whatever reason the world embraced her as being a babe because the industry wanted to turn you all into fags or some shit…

Sure, she’s got big tits that are officially big ol’ titties since she’s pushing 60 years old and for a 60 year old she’s fine….but in her prime, we were fucking duped bro….the MATRIX had it’s grip on our dicks and it worked out nicely for this one….cuz she really isn’t as great as she was marketed to be…

Maybe I just think all actors are ugly because their jobs embarrass me, while celebrating people for playing weird make-belief outside of a brothel where you’re role playing with some hooker, is just retarded…since we’re all grown ups here…and role play only makes sense when it makes you cum…

That’s all I have to say about that!

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2024

03

Sep

Rita Ora’s Bikini Round-Up on Instagram of the Day

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Who needs the paparazzi crawling through your garbage or sneaking into the celebrities backyard and installing hidden cameras to capture all the naughty things that they do….when the celebrities, or in this case, Rita Ora who wants to be a celebrity and manifested that shit over the course of the last 15 years, does the work for you.

She is older now, she she decided to take on a fitness approach to middle age, which I can respect because I hate fat chicks.

The general consensus is that she’s to fit, she’s too ripped, that she’s emaciated, but we live in a world of fat fucks, so I don’t really think that’s the case..even though she’s eating in her pics…the watermelons eating watermelons…clearly not malnourished.

Her tits were going to head south anyway, it was just a matter of time, so tightening up ship was the only real option for her…

She’s still got the tits, her body may be too ripped for some, but it’s better than the alternative, so starve the bitch out, starve all bitches out, we’re drowning it fat chicks and I don’t like it!

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2024

03

Sep

Britney Spears Weird Dances Continue of the Day

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Britney Spears is a professionally trained dancer with well over 10,000 hours of training behind her.

So watching her half retarded and probably heavily medicated dance routines, where she gyrates her hips like she’s riding a sybian, become a lot less awkward and Phoebe Price desperate and a lot more legitimate.

This girl has a command over her body like very few people have, so her belly dancing as her little skirt shows off her pubic bone is all tactical…..

I still think Britney Spears is dead, or locked up in the basement, that this is AI or some Green Screen from the same backdrop, maybe old content, maybe body double content, ultimately, not doing very well content but doesn’t that just make you want to fuck her more…

The fact that she’s either dead may not be that hot, the fact that she is crazy gives you the perception of better sex, but it has been my experience that the crazier the girl doesn’t mean the better the sex, oftentimes, it just means the scarier the sex and the harder it is to escape the sex…

Either way, Britney’s or whoever this is is looking good.

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2024

03

Sep

Nina Dobrev Tits Out in Barbados of the Day

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Nina Dobrev may not be all that famous, but she is a refugee who fled to Canada only to stick around long enough to get her papers, which allowed to to enter the United States with more ease.

While in the USA, the refugee from Eastern Europe was able to amass some wealth as an actor, which is better than if she stayed in her Eastern Europe where she’d likely be working as a cam girl or OnlyFans hustler, the Eastern Europeans are the best at that shit….

She also secured a national icon in the form of Shaun White who is the billionaire snowboarder who has had his hands in all kinds of successful businesses….making him a pretty good sugar daddy despite the fact that he’s a creepy fucking ginger that looks like some kind of circus clown at the fair who terrorizes you in the funhouse. Gingers scare me.

She’s in Barbados, where she posted some pics including a nude child, which has upset her fans because she probably shouldn’t be posting nude children on her instagram feed….the internet is a weird place and it’s probably best to keep those moments in the family, maybe on a private chat because on the surface that’s a normal thing, but on the internet to millions of really weird people, it takes on a different form….

Luckily, she also posted her mid 30s, near 40, tits and ass because celebrating a successful refugee story mooching off your system and doing better than you is how you should always start the week after a drunken labor day in the socialist state you live….

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2024

03

Sep

X-Tina Aguilera Spreads her Legs So You Smell her Menopause of the Day

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X-Tina Aguilera has recently lost about 77 pounds of gross as fuck fat that she’s been carrying around for about 10 or more years.

She denies it being from Ozempic or some other tactics, just good old fashioned diet and exercise…

You want to believe that she went the natural route when looking at her, but then you see that her hair color and her face far tighter than you old wrinkled and dried up and grey pussy….you can’t see any of that so it’s all a fucking illusion.

Lucky for us, the tranny face of X-Tina is complimented by some fuck me boots and shorts riding up that sad old vagina and it’s only magical if you don’t believe in modern science and medications to drop weight, or to inject faces…but I bet that won’t stop you from wanting to inject her in your own way…RIGHT?!

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2024

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some people say rock out with your cock out, while others say that exposing your cock is sexual abuse and harassment, even if your cock is not very threatening and more of a comedic experience….

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2024

30

Aug

Bella Hadid in a Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid has consistently had a fucking weird face that I saw as a monstrous and freaky face, but that the fashion industry saw as some interesting and beautiful face that needed to be turned into some kind of top model.

At first, I assumed it was because they liked that she was a bargain basement Kardashian because she was the ugly sister to the other Hadid that the budget brands would go for, but realized that wasn’t really the case…if anything they did a bait and switch on us by swapping out the other Hadid when she decided she was done with the model thing with this one….

Then I thought maybe it was a diversity and inclusivity thing, where brands were working with freaks and retards to be edgy or interesting and most importantly to prove how inclusive they were as fashion brands, despite a history of only using hot chicks….

But then I realized…she’s got a rockin’ body and headless or not the body is what you fuck so butter faces and freaky faces don’t matter when you’re fucking them from behind…

So Bella Hadid…still has a hot body as she plays on the beach in a bikini.

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2024

30

Aug

Kelly Ripa’s Daughter Lola Consuelos’ Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Ripa has been the tiny blonde body that you’ve been gifted in morning show content you can jerk off to over the last 2-3 decades she’s been hosting the Regis show.

She’s old as shit now, looking like some kind of skeleton game show host trying to hold onto the dream as hard as she can….where the tiny body now feels like an emaciated old lady who has been neglected, starved and with brittle bones and a skeletor face, the skin all grey but holding on as hard as it can….

So it’s only natural to transition that morning jerk off material for those who don’t have the internet to access real porn, or to those who try to relive their staying home from school on sick day in the 90s jerk off routines…to the next generation of pussy that crawled out of the pussy you once loved.

It’s a mom/daughter fetish, it’s a right of passage, it’s a passing the family CUM torch onto the daughter…..

Her name is LOLA and she’s an aspiring singer, who has all the family connections she needs, she looks less Kelly and more Spanish, with giant tits and a fat ass which I think is more appreciated than the mini anorexic blonde with big energy….

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