It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed […]
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2012
02
Nov
Emma Roberts Halloween Cleavage of the Day
When recruiting my hooker last night, I was wandering the streets as I do, because the best hookers are the ones who don’t have pimps…but more importantly, don’t have internet access….I saw girls still dressed up for Halloween…wondering if it was the tail end, walk of shame, still jacked on Speed affect of the holiday….or […]
2012
01
Nov
Arianny Celeste’s Calendar Signing/Halloween Photoshoot of the Day
I guess UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste is pulling a Kelly Kelly…and figuring out how to leverage being at the top of her fame game into something more substantial than being a ring girl….you know by dabbling in making really humiliating music…to doing model shoots and running a blog…and not a video blog that follows […]
2012
01
Nov
Selena Gomez Failed at Halloween of the Day
I don’t know why Selena Gomez is hanging with Ellen dressed like Frankenstein…but I do know that her costume fucking sucks. Maybe dating Justin Beiber has given her a taste of lesbianism she can’t get out of her mouth…you know since he is a Little Woman….leading to birkenstocks in socks, flannel, organic raw vegan diets, […]
2012
01
Nov
Katy Perry’s Halloween Costume Lacks Tit of the Day
I guess this is a sign of Katy Perry accepting the fact that’s she’s made it…that she’s worth a fucking fortune her hipster poser ass doesn’t actually deserve…knowing that the effort that goes into her stupid poptart songs is virtually none…and the payout is virtually absurd…because she’s not out screaming for attention in her Halloween […]
2012
01
Nov
Kaley Cuoco Scary on Halloween of the Day
Kaley Cuoco, or as I like to call her, the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerds…..which is […]
2012
31
Oct
Basketball Wife Draya Michele is Good at Halloween of the Day
I do not watch Basketball Wives…I’m really not into this miserable TV programmer or the bottom feeders who humiliate themselves for it…so I don’t know who this Draya is or who she is married to…I just know she’s pretty good at Halloween…apparently she’s Chris Brown’s ex gf…who he didn’t beat up for fame like she […]
2012
31
Oct
Paulina Gretzky is Fun on Halloween of the Day
Everyone makes a big deal…or as big a deal as one can possibly make about someone as insignificant as Paulina Gretzky…you know the daughter of a star Hockey Player from the 80s….who has achieved absolutely nothing and who doesn’t need to achieve anything….because she is set for fucking life…. But when I look at her, […]
2012
29
Oct
Rosie Huntington Whiteley’s Vagina is the Best thing To Happen to Halloween of the Day
I think I just figured what Halloween is all about…or at least all that matters this halloween….thanks to this lovely…subtle…playful…pussy exposing costume I want to take off with my mouth after staring at it for a few hours….Rosie Huntington Whiteley did Halloween better than what she does for Bald men everywhere….she’s gives it more than […]
2012
29
Oct
Fergie is a Cat for Halloween of the Day
Maybe I am getting old, or shit is getting repetitive…and just doesn’t matter to me…because I did not give a single fuck that this past weekend was the big blow-out weekend for Halloween… College girls…and old moms alike were out in their full slut gear…as skimpy as their wild side allowed…because Halloween allowed them to […]