I think my computer is broken because it turns off on it’s own, which may be a good thing because I am too lazy to turn it off myself. It’s like telling me to stop fucking touching it and that is a feeling I am used to, because every girl I ever got with, even […]
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2007
13
May
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I am pretty late on these steplinks because my computer stopped working. It happens, especially when you found your computer in the garbage one day while walkin to the park to get drunk after a group of dudes dressed in suits stole your fucking computer when you were at a Starbucks trying to talk to […]
2007
10
May
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Vote For Me…. Some of you know that I am in Montreal and I get no respect here either. There is a local paper called the Mirror and they do a Best of Montreal Poll. They have a category for best local blog and I feel like I should win it. To be counted you […]
2007
09
May
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I am pretty late on my stepLINKS today, I guess that could be because I am a pretty bad fucking blogger, but it could also be because I post every fucking link I’ve visited today for all you assholes to feel like we are sitting together in a coffee shop surfing the internet together while […]
2007
07
May
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t really remember what I did today. I was pretty burnt out. I accidentally ate liquid paper and thought I was dying, but realized that everytime I did street drugs, I was probably consuming a hell of a lot worse household products than shit they give little kids in school. I still decided to […]
2007
07
May
I am – Ashley Hartman from the O.C. in a Carl’s Jr. Ad of the Day
So Carl’s Jr. had a commercial featuring criminal Paris Hilton in a car wash and it gave everyone a fucking boner except me – because I can’t get boners. It seems like they are back with a new commercial featuring some girl from the OC named Ashley Hartman and she looks pretty tight bodied, but […]
2007
07
May
I am – Ashley Hartman from the O.C. in a Carl's Jr. Ad of the Day
So Carl’s Jr. had a commercial featuring criminal Paris Hilton in a car wash and it gave everyone a fucking boner except me – because I can’t get boners. It seems like they are back with a new commercial featuring some girl from the OC named Ashley Hartman and she looks pretty tight bodied, but […]
2007
05
May
I am – Hot Girl and Her Friends Stealing a Bike of the Day
VIDEO REMOVED BECAUSE THE GIRL WITH THE LESBIAN HAIRCUT DIDN’T LIKE BEING CALLED A LESBIAN. SHE ALSO DIDN’T LIKE YOU ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF HER STUPID OUTFIT AND WONKY KNEES AND WAS MAD THAT EVERYONE LIKED HER FRIEND BETTER THAN HER. SHE BLAMED ME OF BEING A SEXIST WOMAN HATER, WHEN IN REALITY, I JUST […]
2007
04
May
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Some chick, or at least someone I assume has a vagina wrote this email to me – her name is Cindy and it’s some Myspace celebrity scoop…. On Hailey Duffs Myspace she posted a blog bashing Kim Kardashian, saying: “Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach out and be nice and […]
2007
04
May
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I guess I have no choice but to do a stepLINKS. I know at least 4 of you rely on this shit to entertain yourself, even if the shit I post is dated. I wasn’t in the fucking mood to do it, but I pulled through. I went to a strip club tonight and all […]