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2007

05

Jun

I am – Heather Locklear trying to Prevent a Vagina Slip of the Day

Heather Locklear may be old, but she’s a good kind of old. She’s the type of old who has a lot of money and very little to do. I don’t think she’s been on TV or in Movies in the last 5 years, but for some reason is so vain that she spends her days […]

2007

04

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I had my mind set on doing a bunch more posts today with all the fucking MTV pics that hit. I was going to live blog the show because I haven’t live blogged in a long time but realized that I don’t get it on my one channel. I was going to write about how […]

2007

04

Jun

I am – Gay Porn Moment of the Day

I hate this Sarah Silverman bitch. She looks like shit and is about as funny as the rash on my balls that won’t go away. I know to other people a rash on my balls that won’t go away could cause a good fucking laugh, but the bleeding, burning and infection I have to deal […]

2007

03

Jun

I am – Sienna Miller’s Sex Video of the Day

I posted the Sienna Miller Sex Scenes from Factory Girl a long time ago. The Weinstein Company emailed me threatening a lawsuit if I didn’t take them down. I don’t have any money to fight the Weinstein company and even if I did no one would pay attention to the site because I was getting […]

2007

31

May

I am – Jessica Biel Takes Out the Trash of the Day

I am not sure if these are taken outside her house or if they are some set of a movie, but since this bitch barely works and is barely famous and has barely had any career other than paparazzi taking pictures of her jogging, I can assume that they were taken outside her house or […]

2007

30

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I was accused of being a racist again tonight and I wasn’t even making a racial slur, it was just a case of people being over sensitive and jumping to conclusions or creating issues where there were no issues to being with. I was walking down the street and some drunk chick was moonwalking down […]

2007

28

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to get more active this summer because my lungs feel like they are filled with mud, so I decided to steal a bike. I couldn’t find one worth stealing but did find an old helmet in the garbage. I figured that if I have the bike helmet and hit up stealing a bike […]

2007

25

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I am sick. My home vodka remedy didn’t work as well as I thought it would. I woke up feeling like a champ, but have slowly been sliding deeper and deeper into the fucking gutter as the day goes on. I guess I was still drunk when I woke up. I still haven’t smoked a […]

2007

22

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I was really happy to see that the DJ AM fan club has been reading the site and sending in a ton of hate mail about my post about him. I stand firmly with my post that he’s a twat and that his DJ sets are nothing short of being a Bar Mitzvah Dj, because […]

2007

21

May

I am – stepINTERVIEW with Rachel Style of the Day

So I was on myspace, even though those fuckers banned and deleted my profile and came across some actress who was recently on that hit show Ugly Betty. Since I am an opportunist, I decided to message her asking for an interview and to my surprise, she pulled through. I sent her a few questions, […]