I don’t really remember what I did today. I was pretty burnt out. I accidentally ate liquid paper and thought I was dying, but realized that everytime I did street drugs, I was probably consuming a hell of a lot worse household products than shit they give little kids in school. I still decided to […]
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2007
07
May
I am – Ashley Hartman from the O.C. in a Carl’s Jr. Ad of the Day
So Carl’s Jr. had a commercial featuring criminal Paris Hilton in a car wash and it gave everyone a fucking boner except me – because I can’t get boners. It seems like they are back with a new commercial featuring some girl from the OC named Ashley Hartman and she looks pretty tight bodied, but […]
2007
07
May
I am – Ashley Hartman from the O.C. in a Carl's Jr. Ad of the Day
So Carl’s Jr. had a commercial featuring criminal Paris Hilton in a car wash and it gave everyone a fucking boner except me – because I can’t get boners. It seems like they are back with a new commercial featuring some girl from the OC named Ashley Hartman and she looks pretty tight bodied, but […]
2007
05
May
I am – Hot Girl and Her Friends Stealing a Bike of the Day
VIDEO REMOVED BECAUSE THE GIRL WITH THE LESBIAN HAIRCUT DIDN’T LIKE BEING CALLED A LESBIAN. SHE ALSO DIDN’T LIKE YOU ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF HER STUPID OUTFIT AND WONKY KNEES AND WAS MAD THAT EVERYONE LIKED HER FRIEND BETTER THAN HER. SHE BLAMED ME OF BEING A SEXIST WOMAN HATER, WHEN IN REALITY, I JUST […]
2007
04
May
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Some chick, or at least someone I assume has a vagina wrote this email to me – her name is Cindy and it’s some Myspace celebrity scoop…. On Hailey Duffs Myspace she posted a blog bashing Kim Kardashian, saying: “Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach out and be nice and […]
2007
04
May
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I guess I have no choice but to do a stepLINKS. I know at least 4 of you rely on this shit to entertain yourself, even if the shit I post is dated. I wasn’t in the fucking mood to do it, but I pulled through. I went to a strip club tonight and all […]
2007
03
May
I am – Lohan Partying at Some Event in her Bra of the Day
Thanks to facebook groups, I realized that the event everyone was freaking out about Lohan being in her bra and cocaine being found in the VIP room at the Twin Palms Estate last weekend was organized by a club I can’t get into because I don’t wash. To see the pictures I am talking about […]
2007
02
May
I am – Anastacia on the Beach of the Day
So it looks like Anastacia has been bitten by the big black cock and is dating one that fucks her fat blonde ass proper. I probably could have predicted this if I knew who the slut was, because she’s blonde and has a fat ass and blonde girls with fat asses love big black cock […]
2007
30
Apr
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I started a forum because that’s what someone told me to do and I always do what I am told. That someone also went to the trouble of setting it up and making all the forums for me. I expect all you fuckers to sign-up and participate because it took him a lot of time. […]
2007
28
Apr
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I was sitting at home looking out the window like I do sometimes to pass the time and had a total mind fuck. The music on my computer stopped and no one was home. I had a weird dizzy spell, cuz I probably have a brain TUMOR and looked to my right and saw some […]