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2007

31

May

I am – Jessica Biel Takes Out the Trash of the Day

I am not sure if these are taken outside her house or if they are some set of a movie, but since this bitch barely works and is barely famous and has barely had any career other than paparazzi taking pictures of her jogging, I can assume that they were taken outside her house or […]

2007

30

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I was accused of being a racist again tonight and I wasn’t even making a racial slur, it was just a case of people being over sensitive and jumping to conclusions or creating issues where there were no issues to being with. I was walking down the street and some drunk chick was moonwalking down […]

2007

28

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to get more active this summer because my lungs feel like they are filled with mud, so I decided to steal a bike. I couldn’t find one worth stealing but did find an old helmet in the garbage. I figured that if I have the bike helmet and hit up stealing a bike […]

2007

25

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I am sick. My home vodka remedy didn’t work as well as I thought it would. I woke up feeling like a champ, but have slowly been sliding deeper and deeper into the fucking gutter as the day goes on. I guess I was still drunk when I woke up. I still haven’t smoked a […]

2007

22

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I was really happy to see that the DJ AM fan club has been reading the site and sending in a ton of hate mail about my post about him. I stand firmly with my post that he’s a twat and that his DJ sets are nothing short of being a Bar Mitzvah Dj, because […]

2007

21

May

I am – stepINTERVIEW with Rachel Style of the Day

So I was on myspace, even though those fuckers banned and deleted my profile and came across some actress who was recently on that hit show Ugly Betty. Since I am an opportunist, I decided to message her asking for an interview and to my surprise, she pulled through. I sent her a few questions, […]

2007

18

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I think my computer is broken because it turns off on it’s own, which may be a good thing because I am too lazy to turn it off myself. It’s like telling me to stop fucking touching it and that is a feeling I am used to, because every girl I ever got with, even […]

2007

13

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty late on these steplinks because my computer stopped working. It happens, especially when you found your computer in the garbage one day while walkin to the park to get drunk after a group of dudes dressed in suits stole your fucking computer when you were at a Starbucks trying to talk to […]

2007

10

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

Vote For Me…. Some of you know that I am in Montreal and I get no respect here either. There is a local paper called the Mirror and they do a Best of Montreal Poll. They have a category for best local blog and I feel like I should win it. To be counted you […]

2007

09

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty late on my stepLINKS today, I guess that could be because I am a pretty bad fucking blogger, but it could also be because I post every fucking link I’ve visited today for all you assholes to feel like we are sitting together in a coffee shop surfing the internet together while […]