Remember…if you didn’t find anything better to fuck this Thanksgiving stick your dick in the Turkey carcass..it’s not overly rotten yet..and knowing it was a living creature before it was brutally killed for your family…is more than your used to fucking…or you can get a FLESHLIGHT and shove it in anything…because if you’re going to […]

I just saw STORY ABOUT THIS DOG FOUND WITH 6 PELLETS FROM A PELLET GUN IN HER FACE Please DONATE …People are sick fucks..and seeing dogs suffering breaks me. What also breaks me is when I tried to get women to send me masturbation videos, in an era where people are too scared to talk […]

Today…I found out that Jerry Springer is still on TV….and it blew my mind…unfortunately, I don’t have TV to see just how bad it has got, because back in the 90s, I had the Jerry Springer uncensored for the tits, and I think it really paved the way for where America is at today, but […]

I had to go to the hospital today, unfortunately, not because my wife finally had a heart attack, allowing me to live as a free man, with her life insurance settlement to spend on 20 year old sugar babies from the internet in exchange for getting my ass licked…which is always the worst… But the […]

Calling a girl you want to have sex with fat is always a good way to not have sex…unless you’re clever and using it in a long con strategy to destroy her self esteem and eventually give her no choice to try to redeem herself, her sex appeal for you…which won’t happen because you’re a […]

The highlight of my day was not finding THIS TUMBLR … The highlight of my day was realizing that not all women out there are fat. I was forced to walk by two colleges today and the majority of the girls I saw were skinny in leggings looking good…the kind of tall lean thing you’d […]

The number one problem with marriage, along with being in fucking prison that you can’t really escape, facing the same shitty obese woman who is a fraction of what she was when you met, a partner who turned enemy you can’t stand…is that you can’t jerk off in peace anymore….when you’re a single and alone […]

Women love men to pay attention to them….that’s why they are all participating in this #metoo campaign – letting the world know that they have been assaulted or sexualized by men thanks to their breasts and thanks to men being perverts who like breasts… I am a firm believer that women are equals to men, […]

All relationships suck when you can’t fuck other people…unless you’re like the old guy at the grocery store who was with a 6 foot tall dark haired woman in a mini skirt and what must have been a Chanel power suit, like some Jackie O but more Mail Order…and as she towered over him….at the […]